Thread 42285931

Well horses and horse-ettes (what few of you there are), it seems that I am once again having to make a new thread for our beloved NEETs. Surely some other brave anons will be willing to renew the NEET thread.

Anyways, here's the previous thread:
>>42154959

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

neets rise up

why would i want to recover from being a NEET? I don't want to work, I want to draw ponies.

NEET is a higher life form

scaring Floorb with a job application like that floating grocery list scene from spongebob

>>42285931 (OP)
Why did Floor become a NEET? How did Floor Bored end up this way?

>>42287077
Floorb graduated high school with average grades and went to university where she majored in psychology along with 90% of every other pony. Her grades were again average, so she didn't have a chance of getting accepted into graduate school. Even if she had, she didn't know what she even wanted to do. All she ever heard since she was a foal was, "If you don't go to college, you're a failure." Now she's back living with her parents. She sees tons of ponies she went to high school with posting about the trade jobs they've taken and how going to college was a scam, but she knows deep down that she's too soft for a trade job either. Floorb doesn't know what will happen in the future, and she prefers not to think about it.

>>42287121
>she knows deep down that she's too soft for a trade job either.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
Called the fuck out.. this is my state of existence, I didn't go to secondary school because I neither have the intelligence or money to go and I'm not strong enough or tough enough for a trade job. I have no idea what to do and everyone in my family says "you'd be good at X" like I haven't hidden every single interest i've had since I was maybe 13. Everyone pretends to know me and it all seems so pointless. I am not NEET but borderline

>>42285931 (OP)
lets goooo the best thread ever is back at it once again bros

>>42286721
Exorcising the NEET__ out of Floorb with a job application

>>42285931 (OP)
Holy fuck, that plush is adorable.

>>42287881
i love this gif, i love floorb!

>>42287625
>>42287881
Floorb is supposed to be a disgusting NEET, but she's always drawn so cute. Being desirable is not precluded by the strict definition, but I think it's so common as well IRL that you can't dismiss it either. I call this the Tomoko Paradox.

>>42289102
Tomoko also isn't a NEET, despite being the postergirl for the NEETgirl trope.

>>42289102
Floorb really is one of the cutest mares around. I love her design and the shenanigans she gets into so much. She's got some amazing comics. It's funny she's a sticky basement dweller yet so... loveable. Would cuddle her to the end of days.0t2vt

>>42289102
She has the pony factor to prop her up so it is a but unfair for all other neet-type girls. And also her pure unfiltered neet stank is hot.

This is Misfire. She does nothing but play car games on her sim racing rig and browse Wikipedia or forums for car knowledge all day. She’s the ultimate textbook mechanic but is too NEET to drive for now. She’s friends with Octane Red, who lets her tag along at car meets. If you planted your face in her chest floof and huffed it all in, it’d smell like hints of Glacier Freeze Gatorade among all the NEETsmell.

>>42290752
How many faggots has she wanted to murder for asking if her qt mark is Loss?

>>42291700
She just sneers at any pleb who doesn't know how to drive a stick.

>>42291708
I used to drive stick, but some faggot zoomer t-boned me after running a red. I wanted to kill him, but I'm too big a pussy to start anything, so I said nothing to him and waited for the cops.

Moondancer!

>>42285931 (OP)
(You) Think you want a NEET mare till you find out she has a huge painful tangle in the back of her mane because she hasn't showed or groomed herself in over 2 months.
Would you help her detangle the matted spot? Or get the scissors?

>>42293034
A pseudoneet, but appreciated here all the same.

>>42294089
:)

Been waiting for the neetmare thread!

How are you neetbros? <3

>>42290752
she's so cute!!!

neetmare naptime

>>42290752
thats my mare! hi misfire!

>>42290752
I want to race against Misfire in car vidya.

>>42295867
Gotta find a super intricate racing game to appeal to her. Or maybe just some good ol' fashioned Pony Kart.

*sniff, sniff*

>>42290752
I want to call her PRNDL as a nickname then switch to Pringle when she gets annoyed

>>42296788
This is functionally a paypig fetish, with the assumed ability to get sex, except the woman is just a lazy housewife.

>>42296695
God bless that entire image series

>>42297492
>not Celestia bless
ngmi

>>42297526
The only thing I need from Celestia is drunk wine aunt sloppy blowjobs.

>>42285931 (OP)
Drew Florb today. Hope you all are having a pleasant day.

>>42298082
Looking good, anon.

>>42298082
Super cute florb anon!

>>42298082
Absolutely spankin' wonderful! In both senses! Keep up the great work, great to see Floorb.

>>42298082
Really captures all that greasy goodness in her mane and tail.

Yes, in fact I want to smooch them.

all my wives

>>42295867
>>42296392
If you can beat her time trial records in her VR simrig when you take the headset off she'll be waiting for you like this

Count your days, you stinky amres. The day of the soap approaches.

>>42301728
Unf, nothing like impressing a girl by beating her track records.

>>42285931 (OP)
What a unpleasant smell

>>42302410
goddammit floorb...

The panty raid didn't go well....

>>42303045
I’d give anything to see that album

>>42302824
I suppose Dot had to inherit them from someone, also is this the first time Dot’s mom’s name has come up?

>>42303078
Lockheart mentioned her name in a derpibooru comment somewhere once

>>42303111
Okay, this is the first I’ve seen it.

>>42302824
Damn, Dot's mom has literal boulder holders, good shit lockheart!

>>42303045
Gotta fap to em all

I hate summer so much

>>42302824
I need to see momtrix teata

Page 8 is too dangerous for the neets

>>42304082
So does Floor.

>>42285931 (OP)
I love being a NEET. The outside world fucking sucks these days. I feel bad for the wagiefags who have to get up for work everyday, that sounds horrible.

>>42304675
Yeah it sucks

>>42302441
indeed too smelly

>>42303045
I want to make a photo album of 152 pictures of pregnant Dot.

>>42305587
Can’t blame you

>>42303787
>7/11/21
>almost four years ago now
Where does the time go, bros?

>>42306362
>https://youtu.be/WuXwSyahgW4

>>42303514
glad you're liking it, I'm cooking up another Dot at the moment.

>>42306841
More quality art. Better post it here when it's done.

>>42304091
There's a few images of it, or at least of her trying to get with Dot's young (male) friends.

>>42306841
Lovely stuff

>>42306841
What a cute dork I can't wait.

>>42307451
There’s definitely lewds of her but not of her massive mare milkers

>>42306841
lovely mare
I love your Dots!
please never stop drawing her

>>42309118
Suits me. Personally, unless it's a mostly anthro style, tits look out of place.

>>42306841
So cute

>>42308820
Fixing Floorbs bags!

>>42310400
Long mane and sweater is the neetmare equivalent of carcinization

>>42306841
Dot so cute, would pinch her tummy fat.

>>42296788
Are they larping or do guys like this exist? Where do you find them?

>>42311246
I would be down with it minus the smoking/drinking and the women has to be a mare as well. Oh and I get use them like a fleshlight when the need arises. Basically I just need a Dot wife.

>>42311270
Good luck, CHAD

neetmommas and mommaneets...

>>42311281
True.

>>42311281
>milfs on page 10
so sad.

truly a travesty

>>42300401
Starry Sails posted

>>42311281
>>42312127
I adore this art style and want my art to look like this

>>42312395
do not bully the neet
love them

>>42311281
They’re cute

>>42313683
What about how Dot feels? Isn't she going to feel left out?

>>42313745
In general NEET lore, Dot and Floorb are some kind of anime rivals with each other when it comes to getting anon's attention, while anon is indifferent or, sometimes, just annoyed by being bothered.

>>42313076
But they like being soft bullied.

>>42311281
>>42312127
Miss Stitch snuff out a cigarette on me, pretty please!

>>42315002
Poor Floorb

>>42315002
That's how i'm going to treat all girls from now on.

>>42315002
One flash of her pantsu would generate hundreds of dollars in donations.

>>42315716
Fabulous, anon. Keep the art coming.

>>42315716
What an amazing Dot!

>>42315716
Well no, because you'd be a Goomba and you wouldn't be you.
Nice art, anon! Think you could do some other NEETs?

>>42316110
Anon I have some bad news....

>>42312127
i need more of her i need more of her i need more of her I NEED HER... to be all dressed up like that posed up in bed with a glass of wine in hoof candles lit, making me aware to the very obvious fact that she is old enough to be my mother. I NEED IT!!!

>>42315716
That’s great love it when you draw her, never stop

>>42315716
Hell yeah!

>>42315716
>my goombass

>>42317428
Oh fuck that's a throwback
GG is the kind of thing Taku would do

>>42316233
The mole really sells it.

>>42316233
She makes a good goomba

>>42315716
please based artanon, do floorb next.

>>42316233
10/10 looks like a legit paper mario companion.

I've been getting into fallout new vegas and drawing doomy gloom as benny. Even though her personality clashes with him completely i think its a cute concept to have her roleplay as a sleaze
i have autism ;-; i haven't been drawing much in the doomy department but have this

>>42320215
oh i lied heres another doomy drawing that im fairly proud of
she has dreams of being a magical girl but sadly those are just dreams
https://files.catbox.moe/5n1uo2.png

>>42320229
Nice doodle.

>>42320233
Thank you!! Moot wasn't in the sketch for this drawing but i thought with the clover themed dress it would be cute to add him as a magical girl companion

>>42320267
Mootykins always was his better side.

>>42320233
>moot
Literally who

>>42320309
The newest of newfags…

>>42320439
>if you don't know muh eceleb ur a newfag
nu/mlp/...

>>42320439
>He doesn't know the meme
Way to out yourself instead, retard-kun.

>>42320477
>He doesn't actually know Moot
Way to call the kettle black, pot.

>>42320351
I prefer floorb of course, but that's a wonderful Top Gear meme. Cheers, anon.

>>42320483
I've been here since 2023, I'm not an oldfag.
Still don't know who this moot character is. He sounds like a faggot.

>>42320520
Sup, newfriend.
Moot is the faggot that created this hellhole.

>>42320529
I know who he is I'm just taking the piss
I'm a 2013 newfag not a 2023 newfag

>>42320556
It's just too easy these days...

>>42320495
Thanks, you can save it if you want.

>>42320662
Thanks, I will.

Fat Dotshi

Bump

What do (You) do all day?
>https://www.aei.org/opportunity-social-mobility/how-non-disabled-medicaid-recipients-without-children-spend-their-time/

>>42320439
OH MY GOD you are fucking stupid.
Do the world a favor and stream your shotgun suicide IMMEDIATELY!

>>42320845
Kinda cute

>>42320845
Kek

Floorb you dork, you should have been cuddling and snoozing with me, not exhausting yourself staying up all night

I found this little animated short series that reminds me of Floorb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXqCLIU6sR0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zviFP_0ePdc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yfqrOxO62Ro

I could totally see Floorb trying to copy internet trends and failing miserably.

>>42302076
In proper isekai fashion, Floorb would have to become OP in some way that requires little to no effort on her part.
Maybe horny, degenerate elves find Floorb so unbelievably sexy that they'll do anything to keep her around.
They feed her magical foods and drinks meant to extend life, but also increase power, so Floorb becomes a immortal sex goddess to elves while literally doing nothing.

>>42323388
Kek this is so her

>>42323388
>3rd one
>immediately recognize the sound from Akira
>know where in the story that particular scene takes place
God I'm such a fucking nerd.

>>42324940
Cute

Be gone neet thot. This now the popular school mare place.

>>42328147
The ugly bastard council has decided...
These mares are going to get raped.

ARE YA WINNIN' DAUGHTER?

>>42328643
Cute

>>42325807
I've always had this weird talent of being able to know movies and shows from split second glances of random scenic shots.
Like, one time I walked into my parent's house and my dad was watching TV. I looked at the screen and saw an ocean, and immediately said, "Jaws?"
Yes, it was. Somehow I knew from that image of nothing but ocean and sky, that it was Jaws, and it's like that all the time.
Can't explain it. Like I'll see a coffee cup and know which movie or show its from if I've seen it before.
Reminds me of this thing I heard once. "What if we all have a super power, but 99.9% of them are so mundane and stupid that we don't realize it?"
I bet the NEETpones have some really dumb talents they don't think about.

>>42328643
Neet sweat...

>>42331083
NEETs and hoodies will always be a 10/10 pairing.