Thread 42286411

Name a more punchable face.

Adolf Hitler commander of ze Third Reich

>>42286411 (OP)
OP’s

>>42286411 (OP)
Golly, unironically

>>42286414
This.

Warrior-'p

Jartycuck

FNF pedo

>>42286411 (OP)
Poop and niggers dying

>>42286457
What u say ytboi?

Dead skibidi toilet nigger baby

Creating this thread was a mistake. Just talk about Misty or other ponies/tangentially related characters. What the fuck is all this shit?! Every image posted here has made my eyeballs bleed!!!

obsessed about mi

>>42286482
Poop and niggers dying

Poop and niggers dying

Poop and niggers dying again

Poop and niggers dying

>>42286428
>WOOSH

>>42286411 (OP)
>>42286428
>>42286563

>>42286425
This is correct. I don't care for Misty's design but I wouldn't call her face particularly punchable, she just looks like every other G5 mare. Golly on the other hand is designed to be hated.

>>42286425
This is incorrect. I do care for M*sty's design but I would call her face particularly punchable, she just does not look like every other G5 mare. Golly on the other hand is designed to be charming.

>>42286635
>Golly on the other hand is designed to be a punchable brat.
ftfy

>>42286640
I don't think she gets what she wants in the show by being "punchable".

>>42286635
LOL!

>>42286642
Her whole character is to be a little shit. That's the definition of punchable. sorry not sorry.

>>42286652
Her whole character is to be cute and adorable. That's the definition of huggable. thanks not thanks.

>>42286652
If that were true, then no one would've listened to her.

>>42286662
I listened to her. I still believe she’s evil and that the Twilight regime must be toppled. And I mean, yeah, that did happen from Opaline, but we should’ve seen it. And we should’ve also seen all the really nuanced dialogue and storytelling proving that it’s obviously good for that cunt to be defeated once and for all. And we should’ve seen that Cozy Glow helped Opaline.

>>42286668
Sorry, I misstated this. I obviously was trying to say both that I think that Twilight’s evil and that Cozy Glow is innocent at the same time and it came out wrong. Sorry, my perfect Goddess Empress. Please forgive me!!!!

>>42286659
>Flag
Discarded

>>42286662
Yes, she is a manipulative little shit, makes her even more punchable. Infact, she's one of the most punchable in the entire franchise

>>42286635
Cozy glow

>>42286690
Are you talking about Misty? Yeah, she sucks. Zipp had the right idea when she violently threatened her through implication that one time. I know they had to keep the TV-Y rating, but otherwise, she would’ve said “I’m gonna beat you half to death then rape you to complete death, you ugly nigger.” That’s what her facial expressions and body language communicated.

This board is the only place on the internet where I sometimes feel like I might not be autistic enough.

>>42286668
There's some implications from Cozy helping Opaline at that point in time. Where would she be by the time of G5? She's completely missing, along with everyone else from G4. Personally, I think it's better that after Opaline is freed from the tree, she travels and stumbles upon the statue containing Cozy and frees only her. And maybe Opaline also retrieved Grogar's bell before this and restores Cozy's alicorn status with it. And then takes Cozy under her tutelage, which would be far more successful than M*sty's.

>>42286704
Lmao

>>42286704
Are you going to train to become more autistic?

>>42286713
That all sounds good. As for where Cozy would be if she had been freed in between generations, it’s possible that wherever Twilight is now, that’s where Cozy is too. I think that would make sense. Twilight’s probably trapped there (I imagine it as some magical vortex thing trapping her inside), whereas Cozy probably volunteered to stay with her to make sure she doesn’t escape and torture her endlessly.

Since we never actually found out what happened to Twi, it’s impossible to say. But Opaline did confirm that Alicorns are immortal, so there’s no way she just died of natural causes. Unlikely that Cozy Glow would either. Ever having been an Alicorn probably gives you immortal status. At that point, as far as the universe is concerned, you’re a temporarily depowered Alicorn.

>>42286729
I'll have to figure out a routine. Maybe 10 reps of getting angry at a pony every single day?

>>42286735
Don't forget your creatine.

>>42286734
I see what you mean. It's all possible.

>>42286411 (OP)
Really!? Could you really punch this face?

>>42286699
>Misty
>Manipulative
Gollytard cope

>>42286792
I was expecting a south-paw for some reason.

SHITsty was born with the sole purpose of being sucker punched.

>>42287135
It's always warranted.

Punch the fake pony.

>>42287541
Dropkick the fake pony.

>>42287541
The fake pony was successfully punched.

>>42287861
would totally full force sprinting kyle crane dropkick her into a brick wall

>>42287541
You got it boss

>>42288576
Based.

>>42287135
do you have the spicy lemonade image, anon? that one always cracks me up

>>42286411 (OP)
I neither like Misty that much nor hate her that much. She's fairly inoffensive as far as poochies go imo

>>42290118
She really loves her lemonade.

>>42286625
so this is the power of anon’s stand

>>42288609
Can Cozy even be considered a pony after becoming a statue?

>>42291117
She’s not a statue, that was just Josh Haber’s mental breakdown. Never happened in reality.

>>42286425
OP said most punchable not most fuckable

>>42291217
>Genuine brain damage
Golloids thinking that the creator's plan doesn't count. You get dumber every day

>>42291281
Josh Haber isn’t her creator, and “creator’s plan” is EXACTLY my argument for denying that anything like that abomination even COULD happen. Faust would never approve.

>>42291327
Whoops. That was me. I’m in the Zipp thread as well, so that’s that happened. And ironically, I’m making exactly the argument of “creators’ intent matters” there.

>>42291217
>Gollyfag resorting to outright lying in order to cope.

>>42291367
I’m telling the truth. Josh Haber knows nothing about snowpity. His “canon” will NEVER be canon. Ever.

Also, the story of G5 proves that the message of G4 was wrong and evil.

>>42291374
>Josh Haber knows nothing about snowpity
He created this pony though.

>>42291395
Who’s that?

>>42291396
A disabled mare.

Also, everyone can just know that I actually love Misty a whole lot. Just so everyone knows. I am a huge abuse/hate poster to her, but it’s just for fun. I hate her in-universe and wanna see her get super hurt and abused. But in actually, I’d hug and love her and tell her she deserves happiness.

Sorry to everyone who disagrees with me on that. I still love Misty haters and want you to keep posting it because Misty abuse is so kino. We got so much of it even in canon and it was just so amazing!!!

>>42291403
I meant what episode is she from and how do you know Haber created her.

>>42291408
Leap of Faith and I know because of faith.

>>42291406
Unhinged

>>42291327
>>42291331
OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE. AHAHHHAHAA

G5 was the ANTI-Season 9 and it was an ALWAYS will be canon. It ERASED Haber’s evil from the history of the Ponyverse!!!!!!!! THAT YOU, ZIPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42291460
No it won't bro.

>>42291463
Yes it will. THANK YOU, G5!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU TO HELL, JOSH HABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42291465
My name is not G5. But you're welcome anyways.

G5 is my new wife.

>>42291475
WHAT REALLY?? Ok, but how. It literally implies that all of the main characters failed and DIED against Opaline and also had to seal away magic to ruin the lives of millions of ponies! Did you even see the comic where Rainbow Dash cries because she can't fly anymore?? All their achievements: Vanished. Also, the show is boring, such a nothingburger besides that.

>>42291487
All of that is good. These characters DESERVE utter failure after their moral failure of stoning a cute little kid. Again, fuck Season 9!!!!!

I don’t care how boring G5 is. I can just read Wikipedia summaries and have by brain take solace that this improvement to the MLP universe is and always will be canon.

>>42291458
>non sequitur
I accept your concession

>>42291497
>Doesn’t know.

>>42291506
Dubec wrote the beginning and ending to Golly being stoned, you can squeal all you want it doesn't change canon.

>>42291524
Your image literally shows that she didn’t write the scene of her being stoned.

>>42291536
Her name is literally on the writers list, what are you going to come up with to cope next?

>>42291761
Not of the correct episode. You see that little dividing line between Part 1 and 2, don’t you? Besides, M.A. Larson was clear that Haber is a talentless narcissist who tells the writers what to write. The killing of Cozy Glow was 100% a punishment that this fucking loser tried to punish Dubuc with for the crime of creating a character that people actually liked.

>>42291494
This.

>>42293333
She drowned. She gots water in the lungs and couldn’t breathe and DIED. She ceased to be alive. She couldn’t get oxygen. She’s not a fish. She’s a mammal. She needs air. Needed. She’s dead now. RIP.

>>42286411 (OP)
Is that a nigger pony

>>42293348
Yes. One of the few remaining.

>>42293333
Quads of TMD

>>42293346
I apologize for saying RIP. I actually meant “Rest in Pain” or “Rest in Piss.”

>>42293333
BTFO'D BY PAPER PLANES!

A spicy lemonade goes better with a proper snack.

I hate Misty Brightdawn because she murdered my favourite character Misty Arcana

Misty has no friends.

>>42294006
>>42294564
>Samefagging with flagging
We already know you're a zipfag, just stop embarassingyourself OP

>>42294607
>newfag

>>42294607
Wrong. Izzy actually hates Misty, whereas I like Misty but love to see her get abused.

By the way, Izzy, I hope we can still be friends even though I like Misty. I swear, I love her abuse way more than her happiness!!!! If you go to Mare Fair, we should burn her an effigy! ;)

>>42294644
>Izzy actually hates Misty
You've completely lost the plot

>42294607
>MisTYRONE once again tries to pull "s-samefag!" cope card
Waiting on that MUH INSPECT ELEMENT btw

>>42294667
I prefer Misty happy. Neck yourself.

>>42295142
I’m sorry. Misty probably thought about necking herself when she was abused, though, so you can see why I relate to her? I mean, I’m not actually gonna do it, fuck you. But I’m just saying, people hate me enough to tell me that… People hated Misty enough to tell her that. We have that in common.

So that’s why I like her abuse scenes. So relatable. I agree that a happy ending is cute, but it overstayed its welcome a bit. She was more entertaining miserable.

>>42295142
>>42295217

>>42290557
Hamon is cooler desu.

>>42291787
>Cozy Glow
>Liked character
LMAO

>>42286411 (OP)
If you insist.

https://derpibooru.org/images/3072098

>>42286411 (OP)
This one

>>42297069
qt

>>42297069
No bully Gollyta

>>42296517
What is that traced cursed image

Theory: Misty needs glasses in order to see properly, but Opaline is always punching her in the face and destroying them. She probably would’ve gotten Sparky on her first try if she could see better.

>>42297644
M*sty is definitely blind in more ways than one.

>>42296430
I like her.

>>42298668
Yet another weep-over for this stupid bitch. You will never be allowed to not be hungry, dyke.

>>42299456
KEK
That's a save

>>42290181
kek, thanks anon
but why is it spicy??

>>42300975
Fire alicorn secret.

>>42286414
fpbp

>>42300952
Consent to punches is optional.

>>42286414
cant beat that

>>42302284
Reminds me of Feyd-Rautha

>>42302357
>Opaline as Baron Harkonnen
Imagine the torture for M*sty

>>42286411 (OP)
Opaline has a punchable face

>>42303620
>director said he was worried Opaline was too beautiful
>anon says Opaline has a punchable face
>anon posts yaoi base

>>42305000
I wonder if Misty likes being dead. Does she get to go to Pony Heaven (Faust’s Equestria) or Hell (Haber’s Equestria)?

>>42305003
She goes to Judecca, the deepest part of hell, for betraying her benefactor and master. She hates every second of it.

>>42305414
Classic.

>>42286411 (OP)
All you brony fucks.

>>42306303
I wonder where the guy behind this animation is right now.
I remember he said something about making another one with M*sty.

>>42306709
Well, he was late on delivering that video, so either it's gonna be a big one, he's taking his time, he's still just thinking about it, or he just quit. Either way, I'd welcome him back.

>>42286411 (OP)
my OC, Plop-Plops, a Diarrhea Green and Period Blood red mane Pony. His special talent is unspeakable.
Hes an earth pony, because doodie is the earth of the butt.

>>42306992
Sounds like he'd be great friends with M*sty.

>>42306995
Plop-Plops doesnt really like misty, or anypony. He just kind of stays around inside of a cave and shits alot. It's not the only thing he does, but it takes up a goodly amount of time.
M*sty thought she found a friend in plop-plops but plop-plops is a straight up nihilist who only cares about immediate gratification and short term pleasures. He beat her within an inch of her life, his snout covered in the shit of his ass from his wipery wipe-oo woonie of wiping his ass. She begged him to stop but he just kept doing it. Just kept hitting her. At one point she thought "oh god is this how rape starts, was opaline right?"
But he didn't rape her. Just kept hitting her. Over and over again. Not enough to kill her, but enough to wound and disable. By the time he was done, M*sty laid on the ground, sobbing and wondering why life does this to her. Why it's so cruel and callous, why she must continuously be punished for the simple crime of existing.
Plop-Plops didn't care, because m*sty was gone to him already, he threw her out of the cave and went back to doing what he does every thursday- masturbating and crying in the dark for an hour before having a god awful shit from the end of his puckered hole.

>>42307012
So it was a pretty typical day for Misty, all things considered?

>>42307012
Well, if there's one thing to take away from this, it's that M*sty is just that unlikeable.

>>42307020
Perhaps.

>>42307020
No his bowel movements have the most atrocious smell in all of gods green earth. So bad even the most deranged of stank and scat fetishists wouldnt be able to muster up the slightest of arousal. M*sty now smells so bad that she's legally not allowed anywhere near normal ponies. Opaline keeps hanging up alot of car scent things to try and ward away the stank.
Otherwise it was the same. But the scent of plop-plops was so traumatizing that it will not leave her psyche. She's terrified of bad smells now and mess. She will go out of her way to keep something clean and smelling good.
This pleases Opaline, so she wont kick her out for the bad smell of her bodice. But she drills it home in m*sty that she will have nothing and be happy or else.

>>42307041
No wonder M*sty threads always stink.

>>42307271
I think it would be funny if the canon events of G5 played out and Sunny clearly liked Misty but then in the final season, Sunny realized that she’d been replaced as the main character, and starts violently abusing the shit out of her relentlessly. So bad that Misty started to miss Opaline. But Sunny still acted like they were friends when their other friends were around. And Misty’s just like “I don’t understand, Sunny?! Why are you doing this to me?!!?!?!?!!?!” and not even understanding when Sunny talks about being “replaced” and Misty being a “woke, DEI nigger pony.”

>>42307404
That would be funny.

>>42306992
>>42307012
>>42307041
Is he a pajeet, perchance?
Anyway, still way more tolerable to be around than M*sty.

>>42307774
It's a fair question, all things considered.

>>42307404
No it wouldn't It would be shit, all your ideas are shit, just like your waifu. Imagine wanting metagarbage just to parrot your own mental retardation because you like huffing your own ass.

>>42309402
I never thought I'd see the day our resident Cozyfag makes someone actually angry. LMAO

>>42286414
fpbp
>>42286425
spsbp

>>42309402
I don’t actually agree with what I had Sunny say there. I just think the characterization of her as being violently racist would be a humorous contrast from her earlier portrayal. It’d make sense too. Her tolerant and loving personality was given no screen time, so now it’s gone.

>>42309527
LOL!

burger king mascot perhaps

>>42309267
I remember that thread.

OKAY HOW COME NOW ONE POSTED A MORE PUNCHABLE FACE ITT?

>>42310269
What do you mean? There's plenty of M*sty pics ITT.

>>42310269
>>42310699
Because truly, there is no face that is more punchable than M*sty's.

>>42286411 (OP)
See, you say that now, but just wait until she wraps that muzzle of hers around your cock.

>>42311333
Good thing it won't happen because the universe itself will prevent M*sty from getting fuck and cum.

>>42307774
Russian, which is why he's always tripping.
He's a very nihilistic pony.

>>42311333
I guess if you don't find zombies punchable. Because that's just a M*sty without a muzzle. Either way, I'm still punching M*sty's face.

>>42286411 (OP)
*Fuckable

>>42311530
>Russian
Kek, that's even worse.
No wonder he shits so much, his intestines are probably rotting from all those cave-made krokodil injections.

>>42311622
Probably hit M*sty with a vodka bottle.

>>42309527
>Not knowing the gollynigger who spammed the board is hated
You really are newfags

>>42313776
Based Opaline.

>>42312223
Yes
>>42311622
Also yes.
Plop-plops probably hates misty more than anypony in all of equestria. He hates her happiness.
He wants that smile annihilated

>>42311530
Kind of like this guy.

>>42312598
Babe wake up, new mistybuse dropped

>>42311530
I thought he was Armenian, it was the bushy eyebrows & his daughter's unibrow.

>>42314574
>>42314452
Wrong post, meant to reply to this one.

>>42286411 (OP)
Ben Garrison
Randy Pitchford
Seth Rogan
Anyone who likes Marvel or Disney Wars

>>42314618
Don't forget Elon. His face is so temptingly punchable, someone actually risked getting sued by a billionaire.

>>42314574
I don't know. I just remember his track jacket and funny accent.

>>42314624
I don't want to punch him though.

I just want to air drop him in the most poo infested bumfuck nowhere corner of India that can be found, deny him any form of electronic communication and no passport, and tell him he has 30 days before a plane leaves for the US on the far side of China.

Either he makes it or he is exiled to Pooville forever.
We could make a TV show out of it, they can call it YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE.

>>42314222
Based numbers for based Plop-plops.
>>42314559
It was first posted several threads ago ACKshually.
>>42314624
Probably helps that the guy punching him was on high govermental position, and he was just a rich sperg with dwindling influence.

>>42315199
>It was first posted several threads ago ACKshually.
It's true. I was there.

>>42316546
Still hot.

>>42307271
Sunny Chauvin kneeling on Misty Floyd's neck.

>>42318880
Based.

>>42314624
A lawsuit vs the world’s richest organism?
That would be amusing.

>>42319602
I never get tired of seeing this GIF.

>>42319841
Agreed.

>>42286414
Thread ended here

>>42320218
Did it?

>>42286411 (OP)
(You)rs

Just for all the Misty hate I make sure to fuck and make her cum often.

>>42291494
Based. Good thing it isn't canon. FS cheering will always just be... wrong.

>>42320243
>Element of Kindness cheering on child murder
Peak HACKber writing right here.

>>42320243
>>42320307
Agreed! I’m so glad I’m not alone on this. What a horrible scene that was! It totally ruined the show for me. I literally can’t even go back and watch old episodes because of it.

>>42320243
>>42320972
Yeah, it was screwed up. I can kind of accept everyone else being all happy and retarded about it, but not Fluttershy.

Looks like being punchable runs in M*sty's family.

>>42321219
Deadbeat dad killed.

>>42286411 (OP)
Easiest question of all time

>>42306303
holy shit

>>42306709
>>42306976
I remember that thread, he was saying something about trying to make the "Misty Combat" idea proposed by another anon

>>42324840
That's true.

>>42324840
Now that I think about it, I think it was going to be like those Incident animations.

>>42326057
Checked the archive and yes, it was supposed to be like Incident:101A
>>42325528
Hey, they manged to go above 50 posts, which by M*styfag standards is a success.

>>42320307
Didn't Vogel write that?

>>42326478
He wrote the episode, but M.A. Larson said in a Q&A panel that you should never look at the writer for those later episodes and think that they had anything to do with the story. For the purposes of being respectful enough to keep getting work, he didn’t call out Haber by name, but he was saying that that idiot is the one who came up with those horrible ideas. And you can see that in the 2020 BABSCon writers’ panel too. It was over Zoom, so we get a really clear look on everyone’s faces. It was super obvious that everyone thought this was a godawful decision besides retard Haber.

>>42325528
And a lot of those posts weren't even about loving DEIsty. They were anti-PISty posts.

>>42326554
Kek, looking through that thread I do wonder if Sunnyflag was trollposting or a genuine schizo.

>>42326554
Good point.

>>42327091
I was wondering that too. We had one Sunnyflag that was a big hitter for M*sty Hate, and then another Sunnyflag that initially liked M*sty until the M*styschizo said Sunny was shit, which promptly let to him joining M*sty Hate.

>>42327091
I was wondering that too. We had one Sunnyflag that was a big hitter for M*sty Hate, and then another Sunnyflag that initially liked M*sty until the M*styschizo said Sunny was shit, which promptly led to him joining M*sty Hate.

>>42326496
Sounds about right.

>>42290181
That's right, ittle shit better be grateful. Some men (totally not me) would pay top robux for such a lemonade.

>>42329366
I am such a man.

>>42326469
>above 50 posts
Might as well be the average amount.

>>42294564
Still can't believe they made an entire episode where she tries to prostitute herself, with the punchline being she's so ugly and annoying that nobody wants to touch her (she can't suck and fuck).

>>42330984
Then when somepony finally did say they wanted to blow their load in her, they stuck the chamber of a gun in her mouth and blew her fucking brains out. Stupid Misty thought that it qualified as sex, so Opaline had to revive her to make sure she knew the truth (that she will NEVER fuck and cum). Also, he never even paid her and instead sent her a bill for eight billion bits which Opaline refuses to help her pay off.

>>42331000
>Then when somepony finally did say they wanted to blow their load in her, they stuck the chamber of a gun in her mouth and blew her fucking brains out
Sounds like something Plop-plops would do.
How does he keep getting away with this?

>>42286414
/thread

>>42331024
No one with legitimacy will punish anyone that harms M*sty. She's a menace to society.

>>42331000
Based and checked.

>>42331786
"How does he keep getting away with this?" is more of a M*sty's thought process in scenarios like these.
Much like she could never have fuck and cum, she can never comprehend the fact of being universally hated.

>>42332632
M*sty doesn't even realize that when she gets too happy, she is humbled instantly. Only thing is, she doesn't stay humbled for long at all, so it's endless torment for her.

>>42330984
M*sty is just too incompetent.

>>42320307
Agreed.

>>42320954
Good.

Bump (through M*sty's chest cavity)

>>42286411 (OP)
Fuuuuuuck you misty haters mayne

>>42331000
Unhinged gollytranny

>>42335651
>Camping your nonthread for bumps
Pathetic

>>42335654
Calm down.

>>42335654
You shouldnt throw the first stone spammer

>>42336608
She's cancerous in more ways than one.

>>42337651
M*sty, a cancer to Equestria.
And herself.

>>42336190
>spammer
Projekshun

>>42340791
M*sty stinks like shit.

>>42341106
Stinks like hell, more like.

>>42343059
Fair enough.

>>42286414
You walked into that one OP

>>42342305
SHITBULLsty should be put down.

>>42344020
SMASHED and SLAMMED.

>>42297069
god, what a qt

>>42297412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kBq_IZYhDg

GOOD MORNING, /MLP/

WE ARE THE M*STY HATE THREAD
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
WE HATE M*STY
AND WE HATE M*STY

AND I HATE M*STY
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE EXISTS
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE BREATHES
I HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM

Kill M*sty.

>>42344020
>dbspiccle babble

M*STY HATE

I'm gonna hang M*sty from the coconut tree.

>>42358777
Trips compel you to also film the process.

>>42359242
I'll see what I can do.

TRASH COMPACT M*STY

Will Misty be abused in the live action movie?

>>42363256
I hope so.

DROP SIX FOOT BOULDERS ON M*STY'S HEAD

SLICE M*STY UP WITH A KATANA

TWIST M*STY'S HEAD OFF

>>42355683
ikr

Misty is the last good pony that will ever exist. Truly the ultimate no cummies-getting marecel virgin chad Goddess Queen slave bitch.

And no, “last good” is NOT a typo for “least good.” She’s the most basest, amazing pony of all time and I absolutely LOVE her!!!!! I don’t care if she 100% deserves endless abuse, I want her to exist FOREVER and I’m so, so, SO glad that she does!!!

I both love AND hate her. She’s perfectly abusable and kinoly snowpityful in her endless sufferings. I LOVE HER!!!!!!!

But let’s face it, Hasbro has LOST ITS GODDAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will NEVER get a mare like this EVER again!!!!!!!!!!! The most we’ll get is Skibidi Toilet Ryan Reynolds trash fuckin’ shit from here on fuckin’ out!!!! Literally doing live action CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Misty is owed such a big “apology.” And by apology, mean punch in the face. LOL! She’d like that. Make sure to rub her down with a vinegar-soaked towel after beating her half to death with a barbed wire whip. LOL! I love-hate her SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! Best pony to hate EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

I’m gonna punch Misty.

>>42366872
She will exist forever in the lowest circle of hell.

>>42369314
I always go for the right hook.

Judo throw M*sty.

>>42369818
As she deserves!!! Oh, I love-hate that bitch so fucking much!!!!!!! I wish somepony would treat me like Opaline treats her! So perfect!!!! “Abuse” is an overused word. It’s not abuse, it’s deserved eternal torment. ;)

>>42366872
>Me when describing my GF to other people

>>42369314
Luxury! Back in her day, Misty got up half an hour before going to bed, walked halfway across Equestria to work a 36-hour shift chewing gravel for goldfish bowls at a mill for a counterfeit 3 bit bill (featuring Queen Opaline printed on a skunk pelt), went back home, had sulfuric acid pudding for supper, then went to sleep as Opaline slashed into her with a rusty Ginsu knife. Foals today...

>>42371489
The good ol' days.

>>42371003
Imagine being M*sty and hating the warranted flogging that Opaline gives you. Couldn't be me.

>>42375419
What the fuck is that thing.

M*sty 'the Rat' Brightdawn.

>>42375810
The thing that scurries across your floor when you turn on the light to get a drink from the kitchen at 2am.

>>42376529
Suffocate Roachsty with soap water spray.

>>42376529
Silverfish are cute. I like to tease them by poking their antenae and watch them run away.

>>42377099
What about this? Does this look cute to you?

Misty will never Fit Right In. Misty will never Glow Up. It is NEVER Gonna Be Misty’s Day. Misty will never have anyone Lookin’ Out For Her. Misty will never be Together with anypony. Ever.

>>42380304
This.

Oopsy! Misty thought she was free of another hate thread? 'Fraid not. Back up to page one it goes.

>>42385844
This.

>>42386685
When Misty finds out this thread is still going. Also, nice pics.

>>42386963
I remember seeing in the archives the thread the artist first made.

M*STY HATE

EBT, EBT
M*sty just swipes her EBT
Her EBT, her EBT
M*sty just swipes her EBT
Her EBT, her EBT

LOOK OUT, ZIGGER
THE THREAD IS GETTING BIGGER

SHE WANTS YOU TO LAY DOWN WITH SOME DIRTY FILTHY ZIGGER
SHE WANTS YOUR CHILDREN TO LAY DOWN WITH THESE ZIGGERS
THERE'S NO ZIGGER EQUAL TO ME
THERE'S NO ZIGGER EQUAL TO ANY EQUESTRIAN PONY
ONCE YOU LAY DOWN WITH A ZIGGER, YOU ARE A DIRTY FILTHY ZIGGER
ONCE YOU GO TO ZEBRICA, THERE'S NO TICKET TO EQUESTRIA
M*STY HATE

M*STY HATE

M*STY HATE

JUDO THROW M*STY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER

DROWN M*STY IN FRIED CHICKEN GREASE

HATE M*STY

KILL M*STY

FLATTEN M*STY WITH AN 18 WHEELER

M*STY HATE

M*STY HATE

M*sty is pathetic.

Every time Misty cries, I cum. So I basically cum, like, all the time.

>>42406408
Not that M*sty would know.

>>42286625
Noooo

M*STY HATE

>>42286411 (OP)
Your mom.

New mistybuse just dropped

>>42410621
>how M*sty tells the story

M*STY HATE

I wonder how deeply involved Imalou was in the writing process.

>>42415646
I also wonder.

>>42410621
Why is the bundle so round? Was Misty just that fat when she was a baby?

>>42416611
Looks like it's cushioned.

>>42331024
Thats what everybody asks, but you can't stop-stop the Plop-plops
>>42333126
Plop-plops doesnt realize it, but his purpose in life as a nihilist is to humble misty in every situation.

>>42416837
It's all part of the curse M*sty has.

Not quite done with m*sty hate

>>42417852
Me neither.

M*STY HATE

>ADULTHOOD?
>UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>42286411 (OP)
It's funny, Fluttershy cried too, and yet she was still more tolerable than Misty.

>>42421684
This is true.

M*STY HATE WON