Thread 42287631

I don't understand why most people tend to think that Maud is this incredibly cool, compelling character. If you'd ever interacted with a woman before, much less a mare, then you'd know that their cold and aloof personalities are usually a front. They aren't actually that calm under pressure. That means you're being lied to all the time, and that's not cool at all.

Also Golly LITERALLY did nothing wrong.

This is going to be a good one.

>>42287631 (OP)
>Also Golly LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
Correct.

>>42287631 (OP)
>I don't understand why most people tend to think that Maud is this incredibly cool, compelling character.
i like calm pones

She has schizoid personality disorder. Doesn’t make her not a boring character.

The more I look at this image, the worse it gets. Holy shit! Whoever made this is a dumbass!

But it did make me laugh at first, because I’m Cozy Glow’s #1 defender and I’m cosplaying as an alternate universe version of Marble that’s Cozy Glow’s slave for Mare Fair.

>>42287631 (OP)
>rarity in the irredeemable cunts column
ses

>>42287631 (OP)
>toxic simp
Yep, literally me.

>>42287649
Prepare thine navel for mine seed.

>>42287631 (OP)
That chart is gigagay. By chuds, 4chuds.

I'm simping for a CHAD character

>>42287631 (OP)
how is applejack a giganormie character shes genuinely one of the most controversial for being a white southern girl with family values

>>42287631 (OP)
Everyone fronts all the time, getting to know people behind their day to day masks is crucial to forming a long lasting and stable relationship.
Maud has a deep and compelling inner world that is well worth the time, patience and understanding to know about.

>>42287631 (OP)
>We don't really spend that much time talking about that, though. Mostly we're just comfortable around each other.
Unironically the perfect relationship for me. Shame real women are never like that.

>>42287649
>an alternate universe version of Marble that’s Cozy Glow’s slave
I assume this is a fetish thing but I still don't get it

>>42287631 (OP)
No Lyra, so I guess I’ll go with AJ or Rarity (my fav of those lot)

>>42287631 (OP)
How are Big Mac fans toxic??

Where does this chart come from, OP?

>>42287866
It’s like the G4 version of Misty and Opaline’s relationship.

>>42287631 (OP)
>Poochie
>Chad

This chart is useless

>>42287631 (OP)
>Toxic Onions
>for liking Sweetie Belle
What does a “toxic onions” even imply at this point? That just contradicts itself

>>42288036
>toxic onions
wet water

>>42288036
Hey buddy, did you read the headers after you blew in from Stupid Town?

>>42288036
>>42288048
I fell for the filter it’s so fucking over
S&y

Poochie is way more toxic than Trixie, they should be swapped

>>42287631 (OP)
>Luna is double soi
gay chart
>the soi has been doubled!

>>42287631 (OP)
Not 100% but it makes more sense then it should.
>>42287649
The irony.

>>42288004
>>42288076
cope

>>42287631 (OP)

Not one argument against this.

>Starlight
>Chad
There should be an IQ test before making a thread. Shift+click'd.

>>42288345
That’s not even Poochie. What the fuck? Imagine hating your own waifu so much that you assume that anyone talking shit must be directing it at her.

>>42288345
Stay cucked in your NON-CANON home planet.

sage

>>42288295
Huzzah! How many Funko Pops do I receive?

>>42287637
Cozy Glow caused the holocaust, millions of gryphons went dead that day....

>>42287631 (OP)
>I don't understand why most people tend to think that Maud is this incredibly cool
Those are the socially awkward retards who wished they could keep it cool like maud since they keep sperging out whenever wherever, even though maud herself is a boring joke character.

>>42287631 (OP)
Glimmer is a chad, but her fans are total normies. They eat up melodramatic characters like her that they can """relate""" to.

>>42287912
we're faggots