Twilight Sparkle is crying because she was humiliated in front of all of Ponyville when it was revealed her penis was the smallest in Ponyville even smaller than Spike's and he's just a baby dragon. She has been crying and crying for hours and nopony has even tried to comfort her. Thoughts?

Quality post OP

>>42288000 (OP)
futa is no different to tranny shit

I will comfort and gladly complement her on the size of her pp.

>>42288000 (OP)
>it was revealed her penis was the smallest in Ponyville
Probably because it doesn't exist.

>>42288000 (OP)
show her your own, she'll know she's not actually the smallest

>>42288000 (OP)
Twilight is trans?

>>42288000 (OP)
Oh, she's just having another psychotic episode, that's all. Just rub a little aspirin on her nose and she'll be fine.

Meds

>>42288181
Hownewr.u

>>42288524
OP's post confirms it

>>42288104
This post just made her cry even harder. I hope you're happy.

>>42288000 (OP)
>“Your Highness, it’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.”

>>42289612
>"You really mean that anon?"
>"Of course I do."
>Anon hugs Twilight
>She quickshots onto the floor at the touch of a human male

>>42288000 (OP)
I'd cut off all the other ponies penises off with hedge clippers so she has the biggest penis.

>>42288016
spbp

>>42289841
kek