Thread 42290250

There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare

Holding the mare edition

Old thread: >>42265532

Ongoing greens:

Shape Your Home by PoneGreen
https://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)
https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)
https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)
https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)
https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)
https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)
https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)

Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:
GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous
>>40508352

Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman
https://ponepaste.org/590
https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)

A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)
https://ponepaste.org/8269

The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/4316

Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6
https://ponepaste.org/3004

Stories by Pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/user/pentapony

Carl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomething
https://ponepaste.org/1112

"Fleetfooted" by SadBoy
https://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoy

Stories by Aftercase
https://ponepaste.org/user/Aftercase

Stories by AnthonyC4
https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4

Stories by Horse Story Anon
https://ponepaste.org/user/Appreciationproject

Stories by YukkuriPalehorse
https://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorse

Rainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Rider
https://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59

Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhal

Rocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686i

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3

Stories by Angry Wino: tinyurl dot com slash vskmqfx (link is dead, if someone's got a backup/alternative I'll update this)

Stories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steam

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543
(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544

This Heart That Fears
https://poneb.in/0b7L24Ln

Tsukumogami
https://poneb.in/WPw3dNdP

Low Self-Esteem AJ
https://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0

All I want from christmas
https://poneb.in/XHH5UPCN

Couch Surfing
https://poneb.in/82NscJdW

A collection of misc. green since the 1st thread
https://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8

>Couldn't come online because of a fucking power outage
>Get to the board just in time to see that the last thread got recently archived
Stuff is just cursed sometimes.

>>42290257
I thought it would have made it the six hours while I slept
guess not

>>42290251
fpbp

>>42290366
The board was faster than usual too. Bad timing all around it looks like.

>>42290257
>kick out all discussion in endless purity spiral
>wtf dead general

>>42290564
>things people were shoving out were trying to force a shit setting or weren't on-topic
if you want to jack off about getting kneecapped in the desert by a mutant, feel free to do so in its thread.

>>42290584
Ouch, foeshits!

>>42290564
I wasn't involved in any of that. You're pointing at the wrong guy.

>>42290664
that anon's just poking the hive, so to speak
see
>>42290251
>>42290375

>>42290584
>>42290594
>no mares allowed in the mare thread
No wonder it's deader than an Arbu resident

>>42290250 (OP)
Hug mare in this position and then drop pants and make mare mate in this position!

>>42290250 (OP)
skin this mare and then make her into my new pants to wear for the occasion!

Mare enticing you to become her farmhand and husbando.

>>42291101
She needs foals, Anon. Little farmhooves to pass her legacy onto

>>42290250 (OP)
does anyone here like bananas

>>42291172
Right, and she needs (you) for that too.

>>42291189
I do

>>42291101
vhhh good honest thighs I mean labor

>>42291189
I wish bananas were real imagine how cool they would be on our trees

>>42291189
I ate two an hour ago!

>>42291189
Hell yeah.

>>42291220
that's a mare that knows how to handle a banana

>>42291172
Not gonna lie, sharing that life with her would be a dream. You can hardly ask for more.

>>42290250 (OP)
>cropped my shitty comic i did ages ago
well
I STILL LOVE MY WIFE

>>42291189
They're okay, but I'm haunted by existential dread about the bananas they used to grow that tasted like "banana-flavored" things

>>42292661
>cropped my shitty comic
That's how it was uploaded to the booru. No further cropping was made in the creation of this thread.

Thoughts on early unification mares?
And would you go there?

>>42293188
pre-unification or post-unification? Either way you're probably going to be looking at some fantastic racism towards you by all three varieties of pone.

why do we keep dying?

>>42293188
Prehistoric 'Questria, Medieval 'Questria, whatever unification period, I'd still go.

>>42293497
Slow general + raids.

>>42293497
artists generally don't post here and discouraging the herdfags seemed to have been the primary driving-away point for writers outside of a few.

>>42293504
To be fair, the herdfags have and have had a general for a long time now, it's called rgre.

>>42293080
the og from like 3 years ago

>>42293497
too many transphobic folks not discussing about Anonymous

>>42293188
The earth ponies would be chill, and they have a lot of food.
The pegasi fly and I wouldn't be able to keep up.
Unicorns would probably use me as a slave or just banish me.

>>42293497
>any content gets made
>"erm sweaty that has its own thread already"
>content goes to other thread
>nothing posted here in obsolete general

>>42293594
No ones forcing you to stay.

>>42293497
Because Ponegreen doesn't churn out enough text.

>>42293497
Nothing is meant to last forever. No matter the quality of something, it's always going going to peter out over time.

>>42293955
>Neheheh...peta

>>42293961
>Giggity

I love my wife !!!

>>42293955
>Nothing is meant to last forever.
The mare will last forever.

Friendship mare.

Friendship mare.

>42294536
>AIslop

>>42293497
We need more mare energy. The thread is low on fuel.

>>42295251
if only there were some brave maverick willing to draw man and mare, together

>>42295754
Oh yes. I'm thinking jungle fever.

>>42296002
Colonize mares NOW

>>42296277
I like that idea.

>>42296497
>brown jungle mares
I'm sorry, but if it were me, I'd run back to the ship and tell the rest of you the native mares are blood thirsty savages and to sail away and save yourselves, so I could have all the goddamn plappable brown backsides to myself.

>>42296513
And once you give them all foals they tie you up and put you over the bonfire. Their children will become strong if they eat their monkey father's flesh and organs.

>>42296513
>All the mares for one
One marewaifu per laifu, Anon. You know the rules.

Leather mare?

>>42296787
she would be better if she was skinned and turned into a leather jacket for anon to wear

>>42296787
if she piggybacked on you, she could loop her wings around your shoulders like a little cape

>>42296787
>Leather mare?
Lovely.

>>42297094
>Piggyback cape wing hugs
That would be adorable.

>>42297267
>>42297481
geee, sunfag, you shouldn't skip your medication

>>42297579
She looks like a direct one. Who is she?

>>42297839
her name's in the filename
I bet she gets teased a lot for having a skunk tail

>>42298361
>be sunfag
>get banned

>>42298371
who?

>>42298387
exactly

>>42298340
What's with the pattern on her back? Is it natural or not?

At least it's not the scat and vore OC's he used to post all the time.

Remember to carry your mare to bed when sleep claims her in another long night of studies.

>>42299022
What are you yapping about now dumbass?

>>42299460
Shhh, thanks for the bump.

>>42299460
Just a schizo having a meltdown

>>42299561
Nice fugly dyke, nigger.

>>42299132
...what's that she's reading?

>>42299646
she's reading on how much of a disappointment you are to society, newfag.

>>42299566
>he gets mad at mares in the mare thread yet has no waifu of his own to post
Most curious!

>>42263968
Short still alive post. I'm still working on the next chapter, but it will take a while until it's done. I didn't have much time to work on the text in the last five days or so because real life has been exceptionally retarded for me. Just as a heads up.

>>42299963
nobody cares faggot

>>42299963
I care, faggot.

>>42299970
>trying to shoo off the last writer

This is what peak human/mare seduction looks like

>>42299975
Thanks, fellow fag.
>>42299982
Don't worry, that won't happen. I won't leave this place unless I drop dead or something along these lines. And that's a promise I intend to keep.

>>42300109
>unless I drop dead or something
well, don't go outside, the temperature might do the job depending on where you are.

She's not actually that bad, just kinda dumb but not evil. My snowpity sensors are picking up positives.

Mares sliding fast.

>>42300750
they should let the fillies use the slides, they are too big for playgrounds

>>42293533
>Derpy Hooves 2
Post Derpy Hooves 1

>>42300104
>Banana vs sugar cube
Works for me.

My mare wife REALLY likes soup

>>42301094
Ruined

>>42301094
put it back

>>42300830
ive doodled her lots, this first one was in 22 when i was learning to draw

>>42301182
Cute!

>>42301185
cheeky aren't you

>>42301091
>>42301094
>>42301185
idgi

>>42301091
is she having a good time? i can't tell