>>42291594 (OP)
Haha that's so true Maud!
>>42291662
That's pretty funny Maud! lololol
>But even in his dreams things don't go well
>Yesterday he had a dream about Fluttershy, and in it, she refused to go out with him.
>It was the closest thing Anon ever had to a date.
Umm, Maud that was told to you in confidence...
>He woke up and cried for a total of 30 minutes until he made his way to Sugar Cube Corner for a middle of the night milkshake
Oh no... don't Maud pls don't.
>But when he got there, he realized he was still hard, his face still wet with tears, he was such a mess Pinkie phoned me and told me there was a monster outside.
>And do you wanna guess what he did next?
Okay... Maud that's really enough.
>He went over to the garden and fell back asleep, and then he cummed in his sleep, lying there on the ground
>Did the dream go better that time anon?
N...no...
>Of course it didn't, the next part of the dream was that Shining Armor sucked him off.
Maud, I will pay you any amount of bits to stop this story
>Mmm what did he say to you, Anon? >That you're penis was so much smaller and cuter than he expected? While he slobbered all over your cock?
It was in the dream it didn't have to make sense, the morning grass must have made it feel wet down there.
