>So did anypony hear about Anon’s sex life?
>Its in the fiction section of Twilights library.

S-shut up!

>>42291594 (OP)
BOOO YOU SUCK *throws a tomato at your face*

>>42291594 (OP)
fuck bookhorse and her sexual frustration

>>42291594 (OP)
Ha.

>>42291594 (OP)
Boo. Put your sister back on.

>>42291594 (OP)
YOU'RE fiction
*unzips dick*

>>42291628
LOL

>>42291594 (OP)
True. You can find it right next to 'Marble's sex life' and 'Maud's actual funny jokes'

>But seriously Anon is a great guy with alot of personality.
>In his dreams that is.

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>>42291646
Inaccurate. Marble's sex life is far from fiction.

>>42291673
Marble will never have sex

>>42291668

>>42291678
I agree. Her only chance is she becomes a foalphile, as Cozy Glow always calls her, but Marble liked adult men.

>>42291687
Kill yourself you brown subhuman trog.

>>42291673
>"What do you call Marble Pie in bed?"
>"Lonely."

>>42291678
Not on my watch.

>>42291687
We are going to circumcise you.

>>42291668
I'd tell you to kill yourself but pinkie would be sad, so go fuck yourself instead

>>42291720
Marble chained up on her slave bed. Asks for a stallion to come in and rape her. Cozy Glow rubs her flank on her face and calls her a foalphile instead.

>>42291594 (OP)
Can't believe Twilight told Maud where in the library we have sex...

>>42291594 (OP)
The only good joke Maud ever told

>>42291781
Incorrect.

>>42291668
extremely rude.

>>42291668
That's not funny

>>42291668
maud what

>>42291668
Just so you know I saw this yesterday and didn't reply. It's fine fellas, don't worry about it.

>>42293125
Not risking

>>42291668
you faggot

>>42293125
GUYS THE HOSPITAL JUST CALLED MY MOM DIED 30 MINUTES AGO DONT LISTEN TO ME

>>42291731
This but I'm going to miss on purpose

>>42291594 (OP)

Why the FUCK does Twilight have porn fanfics of Anon in her library?

>>42291668
nyah

>>42291792
I don't know what the fuck shes saying, so it's unfunny. Not knowing the audience is a failure of the comedian

>>42293147
You would be cummingtonite but for your lack of knowledge of minerals. I know that and Maud makes me rock hard. (Just used the browser)

>>42291594 (OP)
Well yeah. It's the most sound insulated section of the building. Twilight is a real moaner when balls deep and we don't wanna disturb the neighbors ... anymore than we already have.

>>42291687
delete that garbage anon

>>42291662
>HA HA!
>it is true

>>42291594 (OP)
Haha that's so true Maud!
>>42291662
That's pretty funny Maud! lololol

>But even in his dreams things don't go well
>Yesterday he had a dream about Fluttershy, and in it, she refused to go out with him.
>It was the closest thing Anon ever had to a date.
Umm, Maud that was told to you in confidence...
>He woke up and cried for a total of 30 minutes until he made his way to Sugar Cube Corner for a middle of the night milkshake
Oh no... don't Maud pls don't.
>But when he got there, he realized he was still hard, his face still wet with tears, he was such a mess Pinkie phoned me and told me there was a monster outside.
>And do you wanna guess what he did next?
Okay... Maud that's really enough.
>He went over to the garden and fell back asleep, and then he cummed in his sleep, lying there on the ground
>Did the dream go better that time anon?
N...no...
>Of course it didn't, the next part of the dream was that Shining Armor sucked him off.
Maud, I will pay you any amount of bits to stop this story
>Mmm what did he say to you, Anon? >That you're penis was so much smaller and cuter than he expected? While he slobbered all over your cock?
It was in the dream it didn't have to make sense, the morning grass must have made it feel wet down there.

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>>42291716
>>42293564
keep seething fags. all mares are made for abuse

>>42291668
You sick bastard

>>42293132
LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL

>>42293694
Based.

>>42291668

>There's a new joke going around. It calls itself Anon.

>>42291687
Abusefags get the rope.

>>42291668
n

>>42291668
fuck you

>>42291668
Why you gotta do me like that

>>42291668
buttcheeks

>>42293694
Abusefags at it again, special place in tartarus for your asses.

>>42293694
I'm still going to circumcise you either way.

>>42294479
>flutters
>this isn’t weed

>>42291668
NIGGRERZ

>>42291766
kek

>>42293641
wtf is up with Luna’s ear?

>>42293694
This anon in particular is made for abuse, and not the fun kind

>>42291594 (OP)
>Next to the Diary of Anne Frank

>>42295729
Don't judge a mare for her tiny ears, anon

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>>42291594 (OP)
>"How did they find out?!"

>all the ponies laugh like hysterical hyenas over Mauds jokes about you and humans in general

>p10
I can’t let kino die

>p10 again
it’s truly over