Thread 42292574

>enter home
>hear melodramatic crying
>see this
What do?

>>42292574 (OP)
>rape

>>42292574 (OP)
>hug

>>42292574 (OP)
Put it out of it's misery

I'd at first be angry about her eating all the ice cream but then I'd realize there's no way I had that much ice cream in the freezer, so it's probably hers that she brought over. I'd give her a little pat on the back and tell her that it'll get better and then give her some space.

>>42292574 (OP)
I'm too autistic for this shit. I'd probably say something retarded and make the situation worse.
Why the fuck is she in my house crying?

>>42292630
Her first attempt at human fashion got panned by Marie Claire

>>42292630
>not bringing Sweetie Belle to cheer rarity up
Come on anon, it isn’t that hard. You know how much Sweetie Belle means to rarity right?

>>42292574 (OP)
You take your schizo pills as usual, dingus.

>>42292673
Well that explains the crying part at least. But why did she break into my house to do it? I don't even know her.

>>42292690
>take schizo pills
>she doesn't go away
What now?

>>42292574 (OP)
>What do?
Remember to take my meds

>>42292701
Then jump off a bridge.

>>42292596
No. Passionate sex, silly

>>42292601
>hug
>masagge
>sex

I was hoping this tripfaggot was gone for good.

>>42292574 (OP)
Feed pony ice cream.

>>42292601

True!

>>42292770
As long as my best pal Tamers is talked around here, I'll never stop. I'll always be on the top, just like my basketball career is about to be.

>>42292574 (OP)
go immediately out to FoodMaxx or Grocery Outlet and pick up a couple of those 5 quart buckets of Neapolitan or Strawberry Swirl ice cream

>>42292630
the world's top autists are here to help.
>bring a bunch of pillows and blankets
>bring any pony who cares to listen to her
>treat her like your personal queen(maybe literally) until she starts finding all the attention excessive
the 'happy little sushi roll' method seems good too, but if she's been through something GENUINELY traumatic, humor won't help.
it's like defusing a bomb

>>42292787
are you black?

>>42292795
>automatically thinks that only black people enjoy basketabll
A tranny and a racist? Wow, an out of touch boomer and a complete dunce. I'm sorry that sports is actually more enjoyable instead of some little baby show, it's only natural.

>>42292574 (OP)
a brick to her head will solve the noise problems

>>42292574 (OP)
>What do?

>>42292574 (OP)
>steal some ice cream
>sit on the couch
>laugh

I'd comfort my wife by cradling, kissing, and caressing her.

>>42292601
Based

>>42292601
tpbp

>this entire thread
>nobody has said to "ask her what's wrong"
Anons…

The amount of caring and supportive Rarichads on this thread would make Rari so flattered

>>42294969
Mares want attention, not solutions

>>42294981
she's cute!

>>42294981
i love my wife!

>>42294988
You listen attentively to her vent and cry. Then you go in for the comfort.

>>42294997
>>42295001
She's just a big marshmallow with a creamy generous filling

>>42294981
Seeing Rarity happy is one of the few things that almost make me feel something

>>42294969
That's because Anons are aware that they're incapable of actually talking through ponies' problems. Nothing wrong with being aware of your flaws.

>>42295150
what would a pony's problem be like?
>be Rarity
>Sweetie Belle liquefied the fucking eggs and burnt the juice
>cry.mp3

The amount of simps and future slave Raricucks on this thread would make Rari so smug