>>42293070 (OP)is that a newfangled euphemism for cooter?
Get out of here tiny man and take your fake fan non canin fan fiction with you
>>42293070 (OP)That pony suduced a teenaged boy
>>42293807all you did was telesneed bread for trece' days, yeah yeah
>>42293799Thereby fulfilling every teenage boyโs dream.
>>42294068that sketch (at least the intro) was comedy gold
>>42294060Well they should be on the outside.
>>42293070 (OP)I want to kiss every part of her body!
>>42298228idk cuddling, making out, or back seat gaming her while she's playing MY favorite game.
>>42298285>back seat gamingone of the best activities ever
>>42299912why's the tail so fucked up?
>>42300422What are you talking about? It looks fine to me
>>42302828Someone tell him to do black X nipple tapes.
>>42304048We never have enough of these.
i wish every day that janny would do his job and delete low effort trash threads like this
but i know wishes never come true
>>42305688Cope and seethe
We need more EqGems on the catalog
>>42293070 (OP)It clearly isn't, though.
>>42306625What are you talking about? I see it clear as day
>>42306625Try looking closer
If you concentrate your can make out the snowpity
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me
Who do you blame when the friendship is fake?
Forced on a character for narrative's sake?
A pony gets banished for a thousand years
But this one's forgiven after crocodile tears?
I don't like the sound of it!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Why is that safe, while the other taboo?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
The story's a sham, and it's easy to see!
No depth and no soul, its just hollow and bland
A shallow imitation that was deviously planned
Built on weak tropes, as a quick cash demand
A plastic facade only simps understaaand
It's lazy and redundant!
Repulsive and repugnant
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Day
Lazy crap writing that fails in every way
So quit the lies and start fresh, anew
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
>deranged ravings of a madman
Shimhaters everyone
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me
What do you get from a no-talent hack?
You take the main hero and paint her front-back
A copy and paste of a much better mare
With bacon strip highlights all over her hair?
I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doy
Built for the reddit funkopop goy
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
The bugman's defense is "ree" and "nah ahh"
You reap what you sow, when you pander and lie
A legion of simps who will never ask "why?"
A hollow applause, manufactured and fake
So stop the charade, oh for goodโnessโsake!
I can't take it anymore!
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doom
Lazy crap writing seals its own tomb
So learn from this mess, and follow what's true
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
>OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA
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OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
>OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
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OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
>OOMPA. FUCKING. LOOMPA.
>>42307572I don't need to squint. It's right there, out in the open.