Thread 42296230

I LOVE GIRAFFES OKAY, LET ME GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY FIRST.
Clementine deserved a voice, she was sentient but she probably spoke in such a strong accent different from equines (possibly similar to kirin), that nobody bothered to give it to her, plus the lack of airtime ruined her chances all together. I wish the fandom gave her the spotlight, she deserves it as a background character.

>>42296230 (OP)
She is a giraffe though weirdo

>>42296234
and water is wet yes

>>42296230 (OP)
She has a voice for those who listen. Open your heart and watch the episode again.

>>42296230 (OP)
Okay, but for real tho, what kind of strong accent do you reckon she'd have? Australian? Scottish? Jamaican? Russian? ... German?
Or wait, Clementine is a name of French origin. We could've had La French 'Raffe.

>>42296230 (OP)
I'm feeling a lot of hate for African megafauna ITT.

>>42296230 (OP)
Sex with raffs

>>42296230 (OP)
ok but what is giraffe vagina like?

>>42296230 (OP)
In She Talks to Angel it is made evident that all animals are sentient and sapient, they just can’t speak.

>>42296269
>African species with a French name
Cajun?

>>42296284
but look in her eyes anon, she is not like the others...

>>42296230 (OP)
>Another cute raff thread.
Yes please!

just a silly tree muncher

>>42296295
many african countries speak french, so something that way

i wanna hug her neck gently and brush her mane

>>42296230 (OP)
sorry to break it to you, giraffes are incapable of any sound, they have no vocal cords

>>42296433
here's where you're wrong:
https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DJAk8zGCupN

The issue of sapience in the MLP world became a weird hot button.

>>42296473
>sounds like a dad yawning

>>42296480
Only because those eyes. Which I got to admit are pretty cute. If that giraffe had eyes like any other animal in the series, there would be no discussion going on.

>>42296473
Same energy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYjgAQzpxDQ

>>42296283
https://twibooru.org/3336674

>>42296292
cute

>>42296275
'ick on 'aff

>>42296914
GIWTWM

>>42296765
>That tongue
Hottest part about raffers

>>42296273
we need more zigga and (gigga?) appreciation

>>42296284
Then how are our little ponies allowed to keep them as pets?

>>42297169
show ended before it could've been explained

silly tree muncher

>>42297112
I need more of this!

>>42297169
Why would it be forbidden?

>>42296284
>In She Talks to Angel it is made evident that all animals are sentient and sapient, they just can’t speak.
This had already been shown in the first season

>>42296765
>>42296914
>>42297112
I want her to deepthroat my dick and tongue fuck my butthole at the same time

>>42297614
It’s probably illegal to keep a legal person as a pet. Isn’t that just glorified slavery?

>>42298258
They chose to live this way, if they wanted to leave they would have left and the ponies wouldn't have stopped them because they aren't evil.

>>42298258
look at this cute mare taking care of her

Finally.../GG/. Giraffe General.

/GG/ is real

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bump from nonny

>>42299082
What's that? Add more obstruction to clear the obstruction? Well okay, if you think that will help.
>Unzips

>>42299187
you can't reach that high, anon

>>42299197
I'll wait for her to pass out.

>>42298346
We have doctors, dentists, surgeons, and the like. It doesn’t make us pets.
>>42298318
By your logic, they could just be waiting for the right time to leave.

so... we are all in agreement that this is now /gg/ giraffe general, right? Like, this is gonna be a regular thing now?

>>42296230 (OP)
What would giraffe culture be like? Would it be similar to zebra culture? Would they have their own complete culture, different from the zebras? Does their culture involve tricking stupid ponies to give them free Healthcare?

>>42298258
Sheep and cows in MLP can talk, but that doesn't stop ponies from keeping them as farm animals.

>>42299323
>We have doctors, dentists, surgeons, and the like. It doesn’t make us pets.
I never said that, I just showed you a pic of a cute mare taking care of Clementine. If I were in her place, as long as I have cute ponies taking care of me for free, I wouldn't mind being treated as a pet too.

>>42299750
Except we have yet to see this as an absolute truth. We have probably seen a grand total of one sheep, one dairy cow, and one herd of buffalo actually talk, so I’m unsure about the rest of them all. In addition, if you’d like to assume the movie is canon, we have also seen Captain Celaeno and Capper Dapperpaws talk, while Philomena only speaks in roars and Opal only speaks in meows and hisses, so there are inconsistencies even between the same kind of animal.

>>42299799
So you’d take the attitude of “humans can talk, but don’t because they’d have to pay taxes”?

>>42299816
yes, it would be funny

I'd hump her neck like Spike would hump Rarity's leg.

>>42299702
hopefully!

>>42299750
Except maybe if they somehow all could talk, they would be eligible for benefits under Equestria’s labor laws and would be able to form unions.

>>42296230 (OP)
an quick reminder for artists to use
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxs5dSU77L8A7oDQNlNp6omvBm8VKIpoK

headcanon: all talking species are some variation of equine (yes even dragons) and because giraffes aren't equine, they can't talk

>>42296230 (OP)
>Clementine

>>42300443
Cows can talk

This is what 90% of ponies will look like by 2030 because of ossicones.

>>42300727
I guess bovine are the sole exception

>>42300075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYkBX8km-6Q

>>42301222
checked
damn what the fuck nuke crater did that thing crawl out of?

>>42301508
You can tell this guy draws clop

>>42301508
Daring Do looks very stubby here.

>>42301508
>rape

>>42300443
I thought it was a quadruped grazing animal thing.

>>42301222
Okapis are super underrated in all aspects, most don't even know they exist

>>42299807
>Capper
>Opal
Those two are not the same. One is a anthro cat and the other is domestic cat like in our world.
Capper is more like G1's cat witch Catrina, though I don't know if it was ever confirmed that they are the same species.

>sapient
>sentient
Throw these words out the window. Animals in the show can be these things because it's a cartoon and MLP's fantasy world has shown intelligence in creatures like Owlicious or Cows.
I think what everyone is REALLY asking is if Giraffes have societies. We see pony society. We can assume from Zecora that zebras have societies that at least include living in homes (built or something like Zecora's tree hut we will never truly know).
Do giraffes have societies where they live in homes? Farm or hunt and gather? Pastoral societies? Or do they live like cows as wild peoples?

>>42299816
Woah, this must be why Clementine had no lines in the show. She's earning a mint living tax free. Maybe this is also why she's living with the other animals, she has it pretty chill at the sanctuary and therefore also doesn't have to pay rent.

My sweet Clementine!

I found someone's Clementine callout post on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOoN9ObHhak

>>42301976
I can tell you that giraffes in real life form groups, so a society (also called a tower) would totally make sense, possibly somewhere near zebras, as they share the habitat.

>>42302059
Wait if a group of giraffes is called tower then what do we call an actual tower of giraffes?

>>42302059
>Giraffe group = Tower
That's a really fun fact. Committing that to memory for sure.
>possibly somewhere near zebras, as they share the habitat
In our world it reflects that, sure. But that wouldn't necessarily correlate to the planet containing Equestria. For all we know the civilizations of both Giraffe and Zebra could be entirely separate geographically, maybe even ecologically. The fact only part of the world has been revealed through canonical maps can still support a LOT of diversity as far as organisms and disconnected societies go.
>>42302091
Observation tower? Skyscraper? Tower stack?

dear 4chan, i wish for more mlp giraffe art, long mares are my forte (also if you giraff-ify any non giraffe characters, also great, celestia needs a 2nd horn with that long neck of hers)

>>42296230 (OP)
Can't believe you posted a .png instead of a .gif (giraffic image file). >>42296298 gets it.
baka

>>42302552
She would make for a lovely raff

>>42302878
Very cute sun raff.

>>42302260
Hmmm, we've seen in-show equivalents to our real world.
Mistmane is East Asian equivalent. Saffron Masala and her dad are South Asian equivalents. Zebras are Subsaharan African equivalent, and are said to be from a faraway land but we don't know if that means different continent or just far away. There is Somnambula which is like an Egyptian, and the area is known as Southern Equestria. Saddle Arabians also exist. Most of these seem like they are part of Equestria, with maybe Zebras being further off. But Yaks live north of the Crystal Empire, so maybe Zebras are closer than I assume.
I know there has been several maps, and even the friendship map, but I haven't taken a close look at those.
Who knows, maybe giraffes are in some unspecified place because the writers thought they were too different from equids.

>>42302016
Except it isn’t like I or anyone I know would dress himself up as a gorilla and try living for free at a zoological institute. Imagine the other animals and their comparably primitive behaviors.

>>42302878
The sun just got hotter

both luna and celestia would make great giraffes, but imagine if ossicones had magical powers

don't forget there was a giraffe in G1

>>42303374
She's the biggest thing in their care, nobody else would fuck with her. It's like if a nephilim was living among us. Only the most braindead niggers would start shit.

>>42304512
Who says her stature means anything?

>>42303746
Both princesses indeed make excellent giraffes. As for magical ossicones, add that to the list of traditional artist exclusivity and ease of adding, because most AI have little to no freakin' clue what ossicones are by word, or what you're asking when you want to affect them. They just know that giraffes have that shape on their head but not what it is - 'horn' doesn't affect it nor 'antlers'.

>>42304250
She's cute! Guess she's like the Zecora of G1, where she's the only of her species that's ever seen throughout the show. Her "mark" being a body wide pattern is an amazing concept and I could just imagine how other giraffes might've looked with their own unique prints. I have to wonder if there were any other giraffe prototypes and designs from that era...

>>42296283
it looks like cow pussy

>>42305080
Okay, but what about taste?

>>42296230 (OP)
Giraffes are heartless creatures, get them out!

>>42305296
You're a heartless creature by insulting my kind like that, I hope your pillow is hot on both sides tonight.

>>42305464
>my kind
neck or gtfo

>>42305485
maybe NECKst time

>>42305113
Napoleon said they smell really bad.

>>42305568
Male raff sighted
>>42305572
Even better

>>42305572
like Bonaparte?

>>42305572
Source?

>>42306581
A ladder would be required for that though

>>42306892
Nuh-uh. If ponies are little ponies, then giraffe body are just a bit higher; like regular ponies. No ladders required for anon. Pony head is crotch height.

>>42307297
>just a bit higher
If we go by that one shot and assume ponies are a little under 4', Clemmy is already nearly 9' tall, at least. Massive by Equestrian standards, and still too tall for an average-height anon to be JRHNBR, yet still only half the size of a real female giraffe.

>>42307520
Unf

>>42305076
What model and loras did you use for this?

>>42307520
Body height (ie torso spine) of Clementine is not too dissimilar from entire mare height. I am also imagining ponies being a height where they'd be at upper eye or brow level with anons pelvis; that diagram makes it seem more jaw/upper-neck level.

>>42307581
Yeah, Clementine looks like she's more like 6 feet tall in this picture.

>>42307520
Wow, so basically right in your face...

>>42307626
Think she make be a suitable mount? You know, assuming she's okay with the idea.
>"Hey Clementine, can I mount you?"
>"O-oh my Anon. You're so forward. Maybe ... but not while we're in public."
>"Uhh ... How am I supposed to get around Ponyville if you won't let me ride you in public? Seems like a conflict of interest."
>"..."
>"What?"

>>42296230 (OP)
I hate this character.

>>42307960
Fuck you anon

She was obviously pretending to be non sentient to chill at Fluttershy's place for free

>>42307581
I imagine ponies being a height where their eyes meet anon's penis, because it's easier to sexually abuse them this way

>>42308084
>rape

>>42307581
>orange tongue
hack fraud animators

>>42308066
But would she let a sentient animal stay for whatever reason? For example, it could be endangered and it can’t find protection from predators

the real question is: how does giraffe pussy even taste

>>42309365
Woodier than horse

>>42309673
what does that even mean

>>42309704
>doesn't know what woodier means in terms of flavor
Nigger

>>42309673
Wait... In flavor or texture?

>>42309708
well sorry I don't go around tasting different types of wood like a fucking beaver

party raff!

Clementine would make a helpful worker in applejack's orchard, with that height

>>42310830
AJ don't hire neckers

>>42311211
what chu call me necka

>>42310459
best of both worlds

>>42310450
I bet Clementine tastes somewhere between Acacia and Cinnamon.
>>42310459
Imagine how high she bounces! Also probably less woody and more a sweet sugary sap.
>>42310830
She tried that once and every apple was coated in giraffe saliva that wouldn't wash out. Tonguing apples by means of tall critters to pick them wasn't sustainable in the long run.

>>42310459
I'm sure her powers would make it possible to turn into one

Celestia Giraffe?

>>42312878
Already one posted, but more Giraffe Celestia definitely wouldn't hurt

>>42312900
Where do you get these? AI?

>>42312483
That's like saying "between mint and peppermint"

>>42313021
Yes. And it really is too bad there are only 8 images for species swap giraffe Celestias on Derpi. Thankfully we have technology.

>>42313190
I guess imma have to go throw money at horse artists, because there aren't any giraffe artists

>>42296230 (OP)
Clementine will be redeemed in the G6 G4 Reboot.

>>42313254
Hopefully more than just background character

Giraffes in Equestria would probably be significantly more flexible than in the real world, just like ponies are way more flexible than horse and can do movements their real counterparts could never hope for. So while the drinking posture is really cute, I doubt It'd be translated to Equestrian raffs.

>>42313756
It would be used, simply because it's cute.

>>42313756
well some horse mannerisms are into the show so i'd hope cute giraffe things, like picrel would be as well

>>42313756
>schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop

guys my uncle works at hasbro and he said that during G6 Clementine will return with several speaking roles

>>42314258
big if true

>>42314293
Perhaps a tall tale

night, giraffechads, i'm off to bed to have dream sex with clementine, my beloved

>>42296298
mesmerizing, arousing, soulful...

>>42313756
That pose seems likely not a matter of flexibility, and more necessity; being able to readily flee if ambushed by a predator like a Crocodile or Lion.
I'm sure 'raffs in Equestria would have it good, being content to kneel or lay down comfy beside the river for a long and well deserved drink.

absolutely at peace

>>42297592
i find this image equal parts beautiful and arousing

>>42315613
Imagine rubbing her tummy.

>>42316009
I will be using her whole torso as my pillow

Kind wish they had made Clementine's ossicones fluffier in the show. Generally the males are the ones with bald nubby ones due to necking behaviour. Her rounded non-fluff ones makes her seem like she's actually a male, or evidence that she gets into fights with other giraffes.

>>42316788
I've only ever seen nubby ossicones and ones with hair look dumb.

>>42316800
They're usually not nearly as floofy as that example. But hairy ossicones look nice, cute and not dumb.

>>42316800
baby giraffes (calves) have the fluffiest ossicones

>>42305464
wait what

>>42318699
Giraffe butt

>>42318920
unf

>>42313756
>Giraffes in Equestria would probably be significantly more flexible than in the real world, just like ponies are way more flexible than horse and can do movements their real counterparts could never hope for.

>>42296473
cu~te

>>42296765
It's tagged "anatomically correct" but that's just a horse pussy on a giraffe.

>>42319267
CUTE

>>42319267
Celestia forgive me for what I'm about to do to this giraffe

>>42298258
Isn't having a wife basically keeping a woman as a pet?

>>42319267
cute and sexy

>>42302569
*giraffics interchange format
It's crazy that someone'd make a file format just for pictures of giraffes, but that's why it's pronounced with a soft G, after all

>>42319344
Bold of you to assume it won't be the giraffe doing things to you.

>>42299807
Can’t compare Abyssinians to regular cats or harpies to a phoenix.

We’ve had two lines from cows and only one from a sheep but that means they can

>>42300443
Dragons and griffons clearly are not horses in any way, and there’s plenty of others that aren’t and can talk.

>>42319659
she can't do anything, she's too tall for that

>>42319886
well, neither dragons nor griffon exist in real life, so who's to say that these fiction creatures in Equestria aren't some sort of equine as well?

>>42319887
Her long flexible neck and tongue ensures there is no part of you that can remain unspoiled for long.

>>42305572
And?

>>42320682
>neckjob
unf

>>42321072
Napoleon thought Josephine stank good after not washing for the entire time he was out on campaign, so IMAGINE the smell that'd make him think twice

>>42323655
out of 10!

>>42322856
No, I'm American. Fuck yeah.

when that giraffe pussy stank so you just gotta hold your breath and keep thrusting

>>42325956
Disgusting

>>42326359
Anon it don't stank like that, you just clean off the smegma once in a while

bump for more giraffes

>>42326518
With your tongue, right?

>>42326955
With her long neck and tongue, you could both clean it together

>>42324474
>Page 10 out of 10

>>42296273
Aren't humans African megafauna, technically speaking?

>>42326518
but I want it to stink, anon. if the pussy doesn't make my nose hairs tingle then i don't it

>>42328474
In an extremely reductive "whales are ackshually fish" sense. Yes, the first animals you could identify as Homo sapiens were born in Africa, but since then we've radiated out and continued evolving under the novel selective pressures of our new habitats, to the point that some H. sapiens subspecies have less in common with each other, genetically and behaviorally, than wolves and coyotes.

>>42304090
imagine the smell

>>42329350
>some H. sapiens subspecies have less in common with each other, genetically and behaviorally, than wolves and coyotes
No wonder this board is infested with G5.

I often like to imagine elemental variants of creatures, including giraffes. The natural pattern they have is similar enough to typical depictions of molten stone that I feel they have more affiliation with the element of fire and/or earth.

>>42328469
>10 once more

>>42329350
>>42329378
Except it has only been on the order of hundreds of thousands to millions of years since we left Africa and it isn’t like we will ever completely separate thanks to the ability to travel between continents.

>>42330244
Human species split on that scale will likely only begin if and when we become multi-planetary.

>>42330318
But becoming multiplanetary would mean that travel between planets would be a thing and people may frequently travel between planets for work, tourism, and the like.

>>42330325
Emigration is already difficult and expensive enough just on Earth. Imagine how much more so it'd be for multiple planets. No, I picture few would move between planets, but just enough to start colonies and grow from there with maybe some surplus from the reasons you mentioned. But mostly isolated. Wouldn't likely be enough to affect the split due to differences in environmental factors and long-term isolation.

>>42330329
This may only mean that space travel would be reserved for firms who can afford to fit the bills for all of their employees, who may only be gone temporarily anyway.

Giraffes are cool and all, but have you considered camels?

>>42305744
The one and only

>>42330331
Imagine all the cosmic giraffes we'd be able to visit in the age where space travel is convenient and affordable.

I dont understand how /mlp/ can pretend to be anti-furry and "puritan" when there's casual threads like this. stop pretending
>inb4 quadrupeds are allowed, anthros are furry
this is cope and you know it

>>42330159
that's fire af, nirik giraffe

>>42330340
certainly interesting too, but I prefer giraffes

>>42330348
i don't understand how ziggers like you come into a thread they don't vibe with, and start accusations. go eat grass.

>>42330348
if liking cartoon horses isn't a little furry, then I don't know what is. i didn't think anyone here was in denial of that, but who knows

>>42330340
i'd like it if they were lanky and cute, taller than saddle arabians

up

>>42331955
like a giraffe's neck?

>>42312900
giraffe celestia (girrafelestia?) owes sex

>>42332366
I'd go with Celestiaffe, and yes. Well overdue.

more celestiraffe art is needed, urgently
art anons do your magic for all of us please!

>>42333892
this.

the thing about celestriaffe is: would she still be a princess, or just a normal giraffe? If she is a princess, does she rule over ponies, or other giraffes??

>>42307520
looks like a penis on the left lol

>>42320044
That’s so retarded, your iq must be like 60, the artificially created lion eagle is actually a type of horse? You should feel bad for this post

>>42335048
1. I am the the least retarded anon who's ever lived
2. My IQ is double that of your estimate
3. Yes, the lion bird is a type of horse
3. YOU should feel bad for doubting me

>>42335349
Double my estimate and I still have 13 points on you feels good, but I doubt you

I must guess you’re trolling or have no idea how we classify animals

I like that cloven-hoof is basically a slur in Equestria

>>42335349
>Bragging about 120 IQ

>>42335584
yeah lol i was just fucking around to bump the thread

Would the long neck of a giraffe make her better or worse at deepthroating

>>42330890
It's an Effarig.

New writers waste ressources.

>>42330159
shit that's actually pretty cool looking

>>42330345
I like this Cosmic raff. She cute!

>>42336637
This.

>>42330340
camel toes

>>42335602
well, it IS a way above average IQ, according to the World's Second Most Reliable Source, besides 4chan, Wikipedia, so I think it's brag-worthy

>>42338542
For whites it's a little more than 1 SD above the mean. It's enough to make life really frustrating because it feels like you're surrounded by retards, but not really worth bragging about.

>>42338765
well i'm not white so that makes me extra exceptional

>>42335596
splithoof sounds about right yeah