Thread 42296978 - /mlp/ [Archived: 721 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:33:03 PM No.42296978
Lovebutt
Lovebutt
md5: 49f4126a5321f92dfbc03d3b01718161๐Ÿ”
>Sit down for a moment, we need to have a serious talk Anon. I scanned your heart while you were asleep and I did not find a trace of love in it. No love for your family, a special girl in your past, not even love for yourself. As the de-facto expert on love this is concerning to me. Its also unheard of. Is there anything you would like to get off your chest and talk about? Its not too late for you.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:36:04 PM No.42296980
1747498831262009
1747498831262009
md5: cbc6b640319542089779237b4382c05c๐Ÿ”
>>42296978 (OP)
>and I did not find a trace of love in it
I find that hard to believe, Candy.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:38:56 PM No.42296991
>>42296978 (OP)
>Its not too late for you
lol
lmao
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:41:48 PM No.42296995
1743795229654
1743795229654
md5: 27ddfeaae04f492d3d46654bf5f41993๐Ÿ”
>>42296980
Thats lust and perversion not love. Even bugs know the difference.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:43:37 PM No.42297000
>>42296978 (OP)
Look, I know I'm a bit of a quick finisher, but you really need to stop saying things that turn me off while I'm fucking you.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:44:19 PM No.42297002
>>42297000
>cadance trying to have serious conversations with you in order to stop you from busting immediately
Okay, that's pretty funny.
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Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa
6/24/2025, 7:45:31 PM No.42297004
>>42296978 (OP)
I loved my privacy but I guess you just fucking killed it, Candyass
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:48:26 PM No.42297010
images
images
md5: 9d1ecd844966af8864a6e07f77dbd6cc๐Ÿ”
>>42296995
even a deviated prevert can love
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:51:15 PM No.42297018
>>42297002
>Cadance tells anon about the gross baby stuff flurryheart does
>Anon gets harder and cums in a second
>Cadance says sheโ€™ll kill him if he comes near her family
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:52:21 PM No.42297021
>>42297018
LOL
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:54:28 PM No.42297026
>>42297018
>>Cadance says sheโ€™ll kill him if he comes near her family
Yes please, I can't wait to die right after cumming
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:56:36 PM No.42297030
3345384
3345384
md5: 4878f277b02dc3b3c8bad4e53eddd360๐Ÿ”
>>42297026
Anon... I'm worried about you.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:00:00 PM No.42297037
>>42297026
>Anon gets as close as he can with flurryheart
>Candance can do nothing because flurryheart actually enjoys spending time with him
>Anon gives her a devious smirk everytime they pass by eachother even though he hasnโ€™t done anything yet
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:00:23 PM No.42297039
The only reason I haven't killed myself is because it would end my suffering, and I've long since learned that I'm such a terrible person I deserve to suffer. So, I go on, never feeling happiness or joy, because this life is what I deserve for not being good enough.

Sorry, Cadance, but I'm not worth it.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:10:26 PM No.42297062
1743947202332784
1743947202332784
md5: ce43a119115d31a7d218a0de97cd266e๐Ÿ”
>>42297037
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:11:38 PM No.42297065
Anon
Anon
md5: 62d336fca3c3c75e96f48eb686589d8a๐Ÿ”
>me after being told this information
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:21:27 PM No.42297201
>>42297002
>>42297018
>>42297002
>>42297026
>>42297037
>Can't help but fill up a thread with NTR
You're brown
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:24:28 PM No.42297204
>>42297201
>NTR
Anon, I think you messed up fetish names
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:54:04 PM No.42297256
>>42297204
>>but you really need to stop saying things that turn me off while I'm fucking you.
No fetishes are mixed up, you're brown
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:43:17 AM No.42297861
Cad
Cad
md5: 88a1d43c62c36d40a84863970cc978e0๐Ÿ”
Cadance should kill you all with love
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:44:35 AM No.42297865
>>42297256
post hand
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:45:22 AM No.42297869
>>42297861
I want to eat pizza with her, I'm not so bad right?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:03:21 AM No.42297903
>>42296978 (OP)
I tried to love Cadence. Honestly, I have. But it seems to be beyond me. I was born that way. How do I fix this?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:07:46 AM No.42297911
1749792575844380
1749792575844380
md5: 20bc476160996633b4b6d4cccf512c13๐Ÿ”
>>42297861
Love isn't real, so she'll have to resort to more traditional methods if she wants to ice me.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:07:51 AM No.42297912
>>42296978 (OP)
I don't know how your bodies are working. But a human heart just pumps blood.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:25:07 AM No.42297940
>Anon, bereft of love, is invisible to changelings
>oh sure they "see" him, but their brain just can't register him as something other than like a rock or tree
>their last few attempts at infiltrating Ponyville have all mysteriously failed when the new agent entered town, only to be snatched up and yeeted by an inexplicable force
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:28:34 AM No.42297944
>>42297940
Kek. That's actually a nice subject for a more fleshed out green.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:39:43 AM No.42297966
>>42297940
>Anon is effectively SCP-055
kek
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:52:59 AM No.42297985
>>42296978 (OP)
Are you sure the scan worked properly? Cause I'm rocking a massive crush on Applejack I haven't told her about and I find it hard to believe you found nothing there. Do you know how many times of jerked off to the image of her rump in my head? I'd marry her in a heartbeat if I found out she liked me too. Maybe your magic scans just don't function properly on humans.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:56:14 AM No.42297996
>>42297985
Bad news anon, that was you just being lonely!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:05:30 AM No.42298026
>>42296978 (OP)
Humans store their love externally, that's all.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:13:12 AM No.42298707
>>42297985
Thats hedonistic lust.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:18:05 AM No.42298713
>>42298707
>Wanting to marry and have a family with someone you care about
>Hedonistic lust
Well what the hell is the pony standard for love then?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:23:49 AM No.42298718
>>42296978 (OP)
>Anon dumps absolutely all of his love into the crystal heart every day.
>Not in the sexy way either.
>Cadance is convinced it's a form of self harm.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:20 AM No.42298723
>>42298713
Bonding on the soul level.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:42:04 AM No.42298727
>>42298723
But that's what I'm doing. Or trying to, at least. Also I absolutely have love for my family, especially my mom. I'd smack the shit out of Cadence if she tried to imply otherwise.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:51:11 AM No.42298737
>>42296978 (OP)
Not sure if you've noticed yet, but the human body does not interact with magic. It's as if you were trying to scan a puddle of water. Sure you could levitate me like some inanimate object, but that would be about it.

I've even been making money by doing work in areas infested with poisen joke or the swamp fever trees for the past months as neither of these work on humans. Skipping the need for protective gear and having a cure nearby that ponies would need for the same tasks.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 12:36:34 PM No.42298928
>>42296978 (OP)
What is love?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:09:35 PM No.42298978
>>42297940
>Changelings stand out like a sore thumb to Anon
>They are devoid of their own love
>For him, seeing a Changeling is like seeing another human
>He finds ponies adorable, and loves watching them
>Then there's that one pony
>Maybe they're checking around too often
>Maybe there's something off about their gait
>But the pony does not make him smile
>In fact, they actively suck the joy he'd gotten from his pony watching from before
>Changeling spotted
>Time to go bug hunting
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:19:28 PM No.42299208
>>42298978
>Straight to misanthropy
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:22:08 PM No.42299213
>>42298928
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:51:33 PM No.42299832
>>42296978 (OP)
Cadence...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:24:56 PM No.42299938
>>42296978 (OP)
>I scanned your heart while you were asleep and I did not find a trace of love in it.
"Love doesn't actually come from the heart, Pepto-Bismol- it comes from chemical reactions in the brain. Or LSD."
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:04 PM No.42300463
>>42299938
>Twilight and Cadance now convinced there's something the matter with Anon's brain, and that "el ess dee", whatever it is, can fix it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:41:07 AM No.42301059
1704807102025
1704807102025
md5: 71ebe7d407c7b215da71d8dc990cb712๐Ÿ”
>>42299938
>Oh I scanned your brain too but it was empty. Like a room full of drywall and sawdust.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:46:59 AM No.42301077
93846502986348572
93846502986348572
md5: 758b707d0fa6f5c861ba55edde2794d2๐Ÿ”
>>42296978 (OP)
>Its not too late for you.
How could you possibly know that? Don't you think there is a reason I chose to live out in the middle of nowhere?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:47:34 AM No.42301080
>>42301059
I was sleeping bitch, why would there be thoughts there while I'm asleep?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:13:12 AM No.42301137
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>>42301080
>Youโ€ฆdonโ€™t dream Anonymous? Tis a more grievous matter than we thought. Your brain and heart need to be royally scrubbed post haste by the princesses!
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:22:25 AM No.42301162
>>42301137
Of course I dream, but did you verify I was dreaming before you did the brain scan? How do you know I was in REM sleep?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:13:39 AM No.42301276
>>42301137
>Youโ€ฆdonโ€™t dream Anonymous?
"Not since I was very small, when I had this one dream where I opened a door I shouldn't have and released the blob, which then ate Santa Claus."
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:11:01 AM No.42301797
>>42297861
what if i overdose and die
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:15:09 AM No.42301809
I'm fucking mental
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:03:05 AM No.42302039
>>42297861
Who would she pester for free pizza then?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:06:37 AM No.42302184
>>42301137
Human dreams are devoid of any magical component and as such do not appear in the dreamscape. Luna wants to enter Anon's dream, and falsely assumes he is just magically isolated from the wider dreamscape rather than lacking a dreamscape entirely. She attempts to use her dream-walking spell to enter Anon's dream, of course it does nothing, so she dumps more and more power into the spell. Eventually her horn is glowing brighter than the sun. Then finally, the magic complies, and she enters Anon's dream. However things have not gone to plan. You see, magic is formed from three parts, knowledge, intent and raw power. Anon did not have a dreamscape to enter, as such the knowledge portion of the spell was useless, however there was intent, and with the power of an Alicorn, you don't really need a proper spell to get magic to do what you want. So Luna appears in Anon's dream and immediately realizes something is very wrong. She can no longer feel her magic. She is inside Anon's dream but its not an actual place, its just electrical signals and chemicals, her overpowered spell linked her soul to Anon's brain, and now she is trapped as an NPC in Anon's dream. Then the horror starts, its not a dream, its a nightmare and Luna can't do anything.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:02:24 PM No.42302452
>>42301809
Who's Mental and why are you fucking him?