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Anonymous No.42297306 >>42297463
Official Tamers12345 MLP Thread #75
Marionette Edition
Tamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345Official
Tamers Archive:https://www.tamersarchive.com/
Previous Thread: >>42291888
Anonymous No.42297324 >>42297418 >>42297542 >>42297631
Mari loves Gaslighting and Girlbossing yet Starlight Gaslit and Girlbossed her.
Anonymous No.42297329 >>42297331
Will Trixie making Celestia a stallion be enough for Celestia to get over the incestuous hump preventing her from being with Luna?
Anonymous No.42297331 >>42297340
>>42297329
There's nothing preventing her from being with Luna regardless. In the Soarin & Braeburn movie she said that Big Mac fucking his cousin doesn't count as being gay.
Anonymous No.42297340
>>42297331
It doesnt count because theyre cousins so its different
Anonymous No.42297375
Cringey Luna
Anonymous No.42297386 >>42297407
Why is every single tamers fan like this?
Anonymous No.42297405 >>42298027 >>42299638
Glimmy WILL fart
Anonymous No.42297407
>>42297386
>every single
>its just 3 guys
No one was talking about that stuff in the previous linked thread.
Anonymous No.42297418 >>42297798 >>42299638
>>42297324
Mary loves being on the receiving end.
Anonymous No.42297447 >>42299638
>"maybe if you didnt dress like a slut, stallions wouldn't stare, mari. you're just too beautiful...!!"
Anonymous No.42297449 >>42297453 >>42297555 >>42298243 >>42298549
What do you guys think the broken mural is supposed to represent?
Anonymous No.42297453 >>42297503
>>42297449
zatch bell
specifically the duck and FOLGORE
Anonymous No.42297463 >>42297475 >>42297545
>>42297306 (OP)
Mary and glimmer are unironically the worst things tamers has made, it's turning me off from the series as a whole, personally glimmer should've just been used early on but still
I preferred the balance we had with a heartwarming lesson at the end butThis is just actual boring lesbian drama and I'm no longer invested after Trixie and twilight and the shimmer stuff never happening.
I hope it's not over, he's still got it with SU, winx club and dbz, but I'm close to no longer giving my shekels.

He can only redeem himself with HER arc.
Anonymous No.42297475 >>42297489 >>42297603
>>42297463
This is a common fag tactic to take iconography that the heterosexual community uses in order to frame a narrative that is, in actuality, totally fucking retarded as logical and sound. The use of Jinx's image while complaining about Starlight and Mari while (((coincidentally))) ignoring Care Package and Apple Split was deliberate. Do not reply to this person. They're a butthurt faggot... more so than the usual one.
Anonymous No.42297489 >>42297512
>>42297475
Fuck off, I've been watching since SU memorial day at burger King
Flawless was a one off, these new ocs are getting egh, but tolerable.
Carepackage and apple faggot are worse too, I want blueblood and shinning armor, not these 50 minute dramas, it was good in moderation, now it's just getting overbearing, everything past 30 minutes in this new epsidoe is just poni sopa opera, which is fine but it's just not engaging after several yuri and yaoi bullshit, the crossovers and prophecy were engaging that shit wasn't

Honestly, just make Mari be funnier, she's just a woman. A lesbian at that
Anonymous No.42297493 >>42297527 >>42297625 >>42297798 >>42297926 >>42299638
Mari and Glimmer are unironically the best things tamers has made, it's turning me onto the series as a whole even more, personally Glimmer should've came far earlier on but still.
I loved the heartwarming lesson and i loved the lesbian drama because it's sexy, and i've never been more invested.
I'm close to upping my patreon tier.
Anonymous No.42297503
>>42297453
Makes sense. The broken mural could represent how Tamers' Zatch Bell continuation was his only project that was a objective failure.
Anonymous No.42297512 >>42297531
>>42297489
You're stealing images that I've created and you have the audacity to reply to me? Not just reply to me, but be belligerent when I've called you out? You should be humble. I'm superior to you, and more importantly, I'm correct. Stand up, shorty. Stop posting.
Anonymous No.42297513 >>42297627
Mari~
Anonymous No.42297527 >>42299638
>>42297493
Based, her gaslighting has potential for comedy better than twilight, but shes better served either one shooting spikecel when he unlocks his power with bulk for the tournament arc or getting killed (it's fine, she'll get bandage and live) by spikecel for the incel, feminist shit with Mari before being slaughtered
Making spike a dragoncel would be so fucking funny, I hope that's what this is
My problem is more just Mari is boring and monologs like that faggot apple all of them now we're doing fourth wall stuff.
Anonymous No.42297531 >>42297534
>>42297512
You're damn I am, you are a faggot, worse, you have the attitude of a bitchy woman
Anonymous No.42297534
>>42297531
>
All that and I STILL won't fuck you LMAO
Anonymous No.42297539 >>42297558
42297534
You type like a female
Tits or gtfo
Anonymous No.42297542
>>42297324
>Mari is one of the rare few ponies without mental disorders
Anonymous No.42297545
>>42297463
Whatever fag.
Anonymous No.42297555
>>42297449
Knuxonia probably since Sonia is pointing at it.
Anonymous No.42297558 >>42297679
>>42297539
Don't tell me what to do. If I wouldn't losing my shoe inside of that gaping hole I'd kick your ass.
Anonymous No.42297571 >>42297574
42297558
You "people" would know a lot about that
Do not reply to me. You are a lesbian and woman worst, a Genetic cul de sac.
Anonymous No.42297574
>>42297571
Wow, an insult from a Dagoth UR AI video! You're /b/ incarnate: A repost of a repost of a repost.
Anonymous No.42297591 >>42297593
>42297574
No tits? I'm forced by the hetero in me to declare you a tranny
And that you will never be a real unicorn, Genetic cul de sac is spot on.
Anonymous No.42297593
>>42297591
Yeah, I can believe you've got a hetero in you with the way you're bitching like a salty cunt.
Anonymous No.42297599
>Carlos samefagging to shit up a thread
>again
Just range ban Panama at this point.
Anonymous No.42297603 >>42297606
>>42297475
How do you people even know that tamers is actually gay? Why would a gay man animate multiple lesbian sex scenes?
Anonymous No.42297606
>>42297603
Tamers isn't gay, but his brother is.
Anonymous No.42297607 >>42297610
Where did Mary come from all of a sudden? She showed up in one episode a while ago and I don't recall Starlight in it. So the Starlight obsession over her seems forced. But I'm okay with it
Anonymous No.42297610 >>42297619 >>42297632
>>42297607
When Mari came back Tamers interrupted the video and said he doesn't have any reason for why that happened he just wanted it to. There's no canon reason for why Mari is back after being BTFO.
Anonymous No.42297619
>>42297610
More mares is better than homo stallions so I'll take it.
Anonymous No.42297625
>>42297493
Yeah they're amazing.
Anonymous No.42297627
>>42297513
This is my favorite outro I think.
Anonymous No.42297631
>>42297324
>no mental disorders
"Glimmer is Mary's skitzo delusion" chuds BTFO
Anonymous No.42297632 >>42297642
>>42297610
>Tamers brings her back for no reason other than because he wanted to
>Mary suddenly becomes self aware of the show's existence and knows he's the one behind everything
Anonymous No.42297642 >>42297660 >>42297682 >>42297810
>>42297632
>Tamers is actually setting up a plot line where he'll canonically die both in and "out" of universe so he can just retire from making hateful fart cartoons and go back to being a gay white trash nobody in hickville, kentucky
>all because some bartleby avatarfag butthurt over him making an MLP episode doxxed him a year ago on /co/
Anonymous No.42297652 >>42297663 >>42297689 >>42297769 >>42297798 >>42297926 >>42298554 >>42299638
>but you always come back like a little bitch
How was the TTS so good here? Is glimmer's VA an AI with annotation options?
Anonymous No.42297660
>>42297642
>hateful fart cartoons
Nice Billy and Mandy reference.
Anonymous No.42297663 >>42297674
>>42297652
He actually got Kelly to voice Glimmer, but she had to change the voice so the Hasjew's wouldn't be up Tamers' ass.
Anonymous No.42297674 >>42297696
>>42297663
I heard that she tried to offer Tamers sex to voice Glimmer on his show. He nearly beat her to death until she offered him 5 pounds of green Tabasco Cheez-its, 7 pounds of Cheesehead string cheese, and 10 pounds of Velveeta (with 10 pounds of mild Pace salsa to be delivered at a later date).
Anonymous No.42297679
>>42297558
Tamers Rarity would say this.
Anonymous No.42297682 >>42297696 >>42297712
>>42297642
>all because some bartleby avatarfag butthurt over him making an MLP episode doxxed him a year ago on /co/
Wow this happened? This plus the fact that Tamers is able to explore more themes and creativity with MLP makes it extremely understandable why he's shelving SU.
Manic in the last movie seemed to represent Tamers SU obsessed haters.
Anonymous No.42297689 >>42297907
>>42297652
I loved the way Glimmer's TTS sounded when she bitch. She sounded like a 30-something year old wine mom and it was very hot.
Anonymous No.42297696
>>42297674
Typical Kelly, she's a lot like Carrie Fisher in that she thinks she can get whatever she wants out of fans by offering up her body.

Unfortunately for her Tamers is:
1. Not a horsefucker, or a brony.
2. A vehement Bardonic-sexual.

>>42297682
Yeah, it was right before the first MLP episode came out (The first SUxMLP crossover). He even called out the dox, via Twilight, in another episode. The Carlos/Sharty dox and shutdown of his former channel certainly doesn't help anything either.
Anonymous No.42297712 >>42297724 >>42297813
>>42297682
Tamers has no real incentive to go back to SU. >He's already done everything he can with those characters.
>He can explore more themes than he could with SU
>He's able to flex and grow his skills as an artist more with MLP
>His new MLP fans both give him more money and are more supportive of him/won't dox him for him doing what he wants
I looked at Tamers twitter when the preview for the last movie came out and the MLP fans were sad when they thought it was the conclusion but were still supportive, saying that they would still watch his stuff even if he returned to SU.
Anonymous No.42297724 >>42297730
>>42297712
Also the MLP remnant community is a good fanbase for tamers.
>Edgy enough to not be offended by his jokes cus of the fandoms history
>Progressive enough to support his homosexual storylines
>Not crazy enough to doxx him over stupid shit.
Anonymous No.42297730 >>42297734
>>42297724
>Not crazy enough to doxx him over stupid shit.
Don't lump all SU fans with those Kiwifarm schizos.
Anonymous No.42297734
>>42297730
fair enough. Though I don't mind him stopping SU but my only regret is Aleena not acting on her lust for Sonia.
Anonymous No.42297769 >>42297773
>>42297652
Text to speech is just siomply getting better, which is both a blessing and a curse because it causing characters with older voices likeFluttershy and Applejack to be left in the dust.
Anonymous No.42297773 >>42297778
>>42297769
>it causing characters with older voices likeFluttershy and Applejack to be left in the dust.
I mean Tamers can just update their voices like he did Derpy. But he probably won't for Fluttershy.
Anonymous No.42297778
>>42297773
He did say multiple times that fi anyone found a good southern accent he'd change applejack's in a heartbeat
Anonymous No.42297784
>"Its so good, its almost like t his lesbian didn't make it."
Anonymous No.42297798 >>42297868
>>42297418
>>42297493
>>42297652
Oh my Celestia she is so hot. I want to hotbox her maregasses while she gaslights me.
Anonymous No.42297810
>>42297642
Then I guess I gotta put down my 500 dollar monthly sub, oh well, something better will come along
Anonymous No.42297813
>>42297712
Literally everything has been done and now it's just rehashing relationships and will they won't they shit
Twilight and Trixie Literally got married
I think tamers forgot about the bug child, shattered harmony was the second to last video released before the first channel went down
We're going back to SU, probably with that tournament, and bartleby will win.
Anonymous No.42297868 >>42297884
>>42297798
>BRRRFFFFFPPPTTTT
>An opaque brownish-yellow cloud geysers out of her ponut and shrouds the room
>"Oh Celestia that reeks! Anon, why did you leave your wallet on your bedside table? It was just begging for me to open it up and use your credit card to purchase 42 Spicy Five Layer Burritos from Taco Ball! Ugh, and why-"
>PPBBBBRRRRRAAAPPP
>"Phew! And why did you even all of your money in your checking account? That just made it so easy, Haven't you ever heard of a safe? Well, if it wasn't me, it'd have been somepony else, y'know. At least i bought food, i even saved a burrito for you!"
>stomach gurgles and bubbles ominously
>"Oh fuck..."
>Glimmer lifts her tail up and grunts hard, no sound comes out which means...
>THUD! you end up losing consciousness from the sheer stench of her silent emission, and fall to the floor
>"Oops! Excuse me! Well, i wouldn't want your burrito to go bad while your indisposed. Guess i'll have to eat it my self. You can thank me later."

I was gonna make an audio of this, like i did for Pinkie, but i don't know what TTS Tamers used for Glimmer. I don't think it's MicMonster, at least not any of the free options on their website.
Anonymous No.42297884 >>42297894
>>42297868
I fear for the day Glim actually farts on screen. I hope it never happens.
Anonymous No.42297894
>>42297884
It's gonna happen.
Anonymous No.42297907
>>42297689
F I L L Y G O O
Anonymous No.42297926 >>42298554
>>42297493
I love them! I unironically upped my tier.
>>42297652
He picked an excellent voice for her and it changes tone so well to match her mood. I'm glad Tamers is having fun with Glimmy.
Anonymous No.42297979 >>42297982
ATTENTION ALL RARITY DOWNPLAYERS! I've been rewatching all of Tamers MLP and got to Applejack & Rarity Leave Ponyville episode.
RARITY WORE A WEIGHTED HAT THE ENTIRE EPISODE LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! It was so heavy is shattered the earth!
How you will you downplay Rarity now!?
Rarity. Is. Special!
Anonymous No.42297982
>>42297979
Don't forget Rarity was able to keep up with AJ in their fight while pulling her punches, though AJ was also pulling her punches.
Anonymous No.42297994 >>42297997 >>42298011 >>42298217 >>42298470 >>42300707
First vid on Tamer's new channel to hit 100k views.
Anonymous No.42297997
>>42297994
Nice! Its also one of his best episodes.
Anonymous No.42298011 >>42298019
>>42297994
It's kinda shocking how much of the viewership he retained after his old channel got deleted.
Anonymous No.42298019
>>42298011
yeah im a normie that never checks youtuber socials, i'd never have known his channel was banned and just assume he got bored.
Anonymous No.42298025 >>42298040
What were the chances Twilight planned the whole face reveal to make Mary fuck off from her house?
Anonymous No.42298027
>>42297405
The MLP universe does need a way to match Bartlebly at the ToP after all...
Anonymous No.42298040
>>42298025
Near 100%
Anonymous No.42298148 >>42298152 >>42298714
>Likes: "That one time Cadance said "I don't hate you, Chrysalis."
>Dislikes: "When Cadance and Shining Armor hold hooves in front of her without offering a third hoof."
Yeah Queen Chrysalis is 100% bisexual and is attracted to both Shiny and Cadance.
I think she was initially just attracted to Shiny, but her fight with Cadance caused her to develop feelings towards her as well.
Anonymous No.42298152 >>42298745
>>42298148
forgot pic
Anonymous No.42298194 >>42298214
>be princess of love
>also be the only straight person in Equestria

Coincidence? I think not.
Anonymous No.42298214
>>42298194
There is no way in hell a princess of love is straight. Just because she loves a stallion doesn't make her heterosexual. It makes sense for her to be bisexual as she is open to all forms of love including Luna's love for Celestia.
Anonymous No.42298217
>>42297994
SOL kino gets the most views? Not surprising.
Anonymous No.42298243
>>42297449
Mindy dying in a war.
Anonymous No.42298260 >>42298264
>Video is now missing a few seconds

What did he cut?
Anonymous No.42298264 >>42298273
>>42298260
Professor Utonium's fat Minecraft ass.
Anonymous No.42298273
>>42298264
Damn Youtube and your evil ways
Anonymous No.42298281 >>42298286 >>42299207
why is their family so perfect bros
Anonymous No.42298284 >>42298344 >>42298645 >>42298914
15.ai is back
https://voca.ro/1eiKDNXdZICj
https://voca.ro/18yC9usDfd1e
Anonymous No.42298286 >>42298299 >>42298343
>>42298281
>Me, my wife, her twin sister, and our incredibly needy daughter
Anonymous No.42298299
>>42298286
>flawless is incredibly needy
I'm not even sure she needs food
Anonymous No.42298343
>>42298286
>Me, my wife, her twin sister, and our special needs daughter
ftfy
Anonymous No.42298344 >>42298353 >>42298383 >>42298390 >>42298452 >>42298645 >>42298719 >>42298745 >>42298914
>>42298284
Wonder how long it would take to remake everything in the ai voices.

https://voca.ro/1hmr6j9rlnj5
Anonymous No.42298353 >>42298383
>>42298344
surprised no one's tried it yet
Anonymous No.42298383
>>42298344
>>42298353
>Ruin the original with a shitty copy
yet another bad idea from /mlp/
Anonymous No.42298390
>>42298344
My head cannon is that Celestia sounded like Nicole Oliver for the first few hundred years, but after thousands of years of ruling dumbass ponies, tired of everything
(other than sexually humiliating her sister and student), she sounds like mic monster ava multilingual
Anonymous No.42298422
My head canon is
>starts having hot sweaty mare sex with Celestia until I drown in her mighty solar fluids
Anonymous No.42298452
>>42298344
Why would you want to do this are you gay (gay as in lame, not gay as in homosexual which is based)
Anonymous No.42298470
>>42297994
I already watched the first minute like 12 times alredy
Anonymous No.42298473 >>42298479 >>42298485
Marionette's palette is the trans flag.
Why do you idiots keep trying to deny he isn't a trans ally? I think either Apple Bottom or Braeburn also used trans flag socks.
Anonymous No.42298479
>>42298473
You're brown lol
Anonymous No.42298485
>>42298473
Tamersfags aren't ready for this discussion
Anonymous No.42298549
>>42297449
Snoot Game.
Anonymous No.42298554 >>42298578 >>42298579 >>42298614
>>42297926
>>42297652
This episode fucked me up because Starlight talks exactly like how my abuser talked to me.
Anonymous No.42298578 >>42299451
>>42298554
Anon, are you really going to make things up for attention again? You’re too sweet to bait for (You)s lol how about you just stop posting your silly nonsense and watch cute mares instead? Do you really want strangers to call you a liar again?
Anonymous No.42298579
>>42298554
tell me more
Anonymous No.42298605 >>42298611 >>42298918
>Trixie explicitly states that Twilight is a sub in the episode
>epsideo begins with Twilight as a dom and Trixie as a sub
>Trixie also has swirly eyes similar to femShiny
Did Twilight... you know...
Anonymous No.42298611
>>42298605
Twilight can’t look like a bitch now that her brother knows she’s a filthy pitlicker. Hypnosis is the only way to combat a mare as GREAT and STINKY as her wife, Trixie.
Anonymous No.42298614
>>42298554
Anonymous No.42298628 >>42298996
This guy is a hair pin trigger from trooning out, a gentle breeze, a fucking flintlock spark away from a full transgender meltdown ignition. Sad facts!
Anonymous No.42298645
>>42298284
>>42298344
micmonster won
Anonymous No.42298714 >>42298974 >>42299008
>>42298148
there is nothing bisexual about those things
go back to twitter
Anonymous No.42298719
>>42298344
Why are aisloppers blind, deaf and tasteless? Not only is it inferior to the original Ava, it doesn't even sound like Nicole at all.
Anonymous No.42298745 >>42298760
>>42298152
>>42298344
i have no idea what chrysalis sounds like but it definitely is nowhere near as good as tamers' TTS choice
Anonymous No.42298760
>>42298745
case in point https://vocaroo.com/1lk9s7yQA2fZ
Anonymous No.42298833 >>42298839 >>42298999 >>42299453 >>42299479 >>42301433
If Tamers trusts in Soarburn, I'm confident he'll give AppleDash a shot.
Anonymous No.42298839
>>42298833
Now that Twidash has been fully and thoroughly shut down, there's a chance.
Anonymous No.42298840 >>42299000
So was the live chat from the latest episode saved for it got disabled? I checked the archive and I didnt find it.
Anonymous No.42298876
>tfw tamers got me into MLP
>Tfw my cringe gay friend made me rp pony shit
It's over.
Anonymous No.42298898
To be honest it would explain why tamers seems to exclusively listen to white girl music
Anonymous No.42298914
>>42298284
>>42298344
Haysay.ai is honestly much better and has a million options for fine tuning.
Anonymous No.42298918 >>42299987
>>42298605
In an actual sexual BDSM relationship a sub actually has all the power.
They control how fast the Dominant goes and what the Dominant is allowed to do by setting the parameters beforehand. Going outside of those parameters is akin to breaking an agreement or ignoring a safeword which isn't meant to happen, because safewords exist for a reason.
Anonymous No.42298974
>>42298714
>there's nothing bisexual about any of those things
Are you ugly, fat and retarded?
Anonymous No.42298996 >>42299034
>>42298628
Why are you constantly thinking about trans stuff?
Anonymous No.42298999
>>42298833
As long as Tamers saves a good mare for Rarity and doesn't have Rarity get with that mess of a mare Pinkie PIe or Fluttershy.
Anonymous No.42299000
>>42298840
I have the chat in my offline tamers Archive.
Anonymous No.42299008
>>42298714
>there is nothing bisexual about those things
So you're just coping I guess.
Anonymous No.42299034 >>42299038
>>42298996
>obsessed!
All you have
Anonymous No.42299038 >>42299304
>>42299034
>all you have
Why would I need anything more than the facts?
Anonymous No.42299039 >>42299048
>was going to watch Heat
>now suddenly have two and a half hours of Tamerskino taking priority
Wew fucking LAD this guy is a creation MACHINE
Anonymous No.42299048
>>42299039
True!
I love him
Anonymous No.42299207 >>42299212 >>42301746
>>42298281
So, if they got divorced, who would the child go with and who would be paying child support?
Anonymous No.42299212 >>42301723
>>42299207
Twilight because Trixie would be a deadbeat dad.
Anonymous No.42299216 >>42299225
Give a charcter arc for Fluttershy
Anonymous No.42299225
>>42299216
Fluttershy enters a twerk competition but she loses because she is yellow passing white and all the blacks fart on her
Anonymous No.42299294 >>42299308
Future Soarin's snoot is killing me
Anonymous No.42299304 >>42299306
>>42299038
>constantly shove it everyone’s faces
>wow stop being mad
Anonymous No.42299306 >>42299311
>>42299304
>constantly
This is the only time I've ever spoken to you anon.
Anonymous No.42299308 >>42299320
>>42299294
Why is arinos a NIGGER
Anonymous No.42299311
>>42299306
Nice to meet you
Anonymous No.42299320 >>42299326 >>42299329
>>42299308
because he realized that black ponies are cuter
Anonymous No.42299326 >>42299335
>>42299320
All black ponies are for buckbreaking
Anonymous No.42299329 >>42299335
>>42299320
Trvth Nvke!
Anonymous No.42299335 >>42299341
>>42299329
Meant for >>42299326
Anonymous No.42299341
>>42299335
You're not me anon. Perish.
Anonymous No.42299344
>schizophrenic negro pony is is getting uppity again
Anonymous No.42299351 >>42299354
Seethe and/or cope at your discretion nigga.
Anonymous No.42299354 >>42299359
>>42299351
Made for big white unicorn dick.
Anonymous No.42299359 >>42299361
>>42299354
Calm down Rarity...
Anonymous No.42299361
>>42299359
>Rarity
That was just Chrysalis samefagging anon.
Anonymous No.42299377 >>42299382
gib bug waifu
Anonymous No.42299382
>>42299377
Be white
Anonymous No.42299388
>noto thisu shittu again
Anonymous No.42299449 >>42302646
After 3 shorter episodes I was expecting something big, but I wasn't expecting another 2 movie season finale
Anonymous No.42299451
>>42298578
kek perfect
Anonymous No.42299453
>>42298833
He is clearly an RariApple patrician
Anonymous No.42299479 >>42299483
>>42298833
Rarity is more likely to somehow end up with Rainbow Dash than Applejack is likely to end up with Rainbow Dash.
Anonymous No.42299483 >>42299493
>>42299479
Rainbow x Pinkie is NOT gonna last. Pinkie is just too damn overbearing and insane for Dash. This is why Dash looks for any opportunity to cheat on her.
Anonymous No.42299493 >>42299499 >>42299508
>>42299483
Tamers Pinkie Pie is funny but I would absolutely NOT want to end up in a relationship with her.
Anons which Tamers Ponies would you not be against being in a relationship with?
For me its
>Rarity
>Twilight
>Trixie
>Mari
>Starlight
>Sunset
>Luna
>Celestia
>Fluttershy
>Applejack
>Cheerilee
>Nurse Redheart
>Cadance
I would actively avoid getting with
>Pinkie
>Derpy
>Flawless
>Suri Polomare
They're too damn crazy even by Tamers standards..
The characters I'm unsure about are...
>Rainbow Dash
>Chrysalis
Thats all who I can think of at the top of my head. Obviously ignoring stallions because I'm not into them. Though I want to say that if I were into Stallions I would never get with Braeburn as he is too damn annoying.
Anonymous No.42299499
>>42299493
>I would actively avoid getting with
>Suri Polomare
Damnit I meant to put Suri in ponies that I would be willing to get with.
Anonymous No.42299508 >>42299511
>>42299493
For (gay) stallions it is easy
>Soarin

And that's about it. All the other ones are murderous, mentally ill or both. Maybe arinos but he is still half Apple Split.
Anonymous No.42299511 >>42299521
>>42299508
What about redeemed Big Mac? Apple Bottom would be cool for a one night stand but only that.
Anonymous No.42299521 >>42299527
>>42299511
We both know he'll end up hitting you anon.
Anonymous No.42299527 >>42299555
>>42299521
t. Braeburn
If you weren't so fucking retarded and annoying 90% of the time then maybe Big Mac would have hit you less.
Anonymous No.42299548
I would take a redeemed Big Mac that can accept he's a faggot.
And then I'd bury my face in his fat ponut before getting pounded by his giant cock.
Anonymous No.42299553 >>42299558 >>42299578
For me? It's the humble Arinos, I'd get dressed like a clown and then pegged.
Anonymous No.42299555
>>42299527
"I've been very interested in finding out what it is he's packing down there to make every pony so head over heels in love with a loser who probably deserved all the assaults and beatings he's faced in his stupid life."
This was the only time I've ever kind of agreed with Care Package in the entirety of this show.
Anonymous No.42299558 >>42299567
>>42299553
>pegged
He's male, you'd be getting dicked the fuck down.
Anonymous No.42299567 >>42299575
>>42299558
We both know he wears a cute pink chastity cage as part of the clown outfit.
Anonymous No.42299575 >>42299808
>>42299567
Nah, cuck cages are for trannies and even if he wears pink and blue he's not. He's also far too bombastic to wear a cage. He'd wear a fluorescent condom and fuck you while doing something mad.
Anonymous No.42299578
>>42299553
Sorry Arinos is already my Wife (Male), , you can have prince Blueblood
Anonymous No.42299579 >>42299592 >>42299595 >>42299606
There are too many gay anons iTT
Anonymous No.42299592
>>42299579
do you know where you are? 4chan is the gayest website
Anonymous No.42299595
>>42299579
not gay if it's a stallion
Anonymous No.42299606
>>42299579
Nothing wrong with having a wife (male)
Anonymous No.42299623
Rate my taste anons
Most Rewatchable Tamers MLP episodes
Rarity and Twilight Sparkle Go To Unicorn Con
Pinkie Pie's Sleepover
>Twilight Sparkle Commits Arson in the Name of Princess Celestia.
>Pinkie Pie Goes Bowling With Twilight's Family
>Pinkie Pie Participates in a Jokeoff
>Applejack & Rarity leave ponyville
>Pinkie Pie's Lemonade Stand
>Twilight Sparkle & Friends Get A Hotel Room
Most Rewatchable Tamers MLP movies
>Heartswarming in Manehattan
>Shattered Harmony
>The Death of Twilight Sparkle
>Coco Pommel Has Her Heart Stolen
>Flawless farts open a portal
Anonymous No.42299625 >>42299628 >>42299844
What's their endgame?
Anonymous No.42299626
Rate my taste anons
Most Rewatchable Tamers MLP episodes
>Rarity and Twilight Sparkle Go To Unicorn Con
>Pinkie Pie's Sleepover
>Twilight Sparkle Commits Arson in the Name of Princess Celestia.
>Pinkie Pie Goes Bowling With Twilight's Family
>Pinkie Pie Participates in a Jokeoff
>Applejack & Rarity leave ponyville
>Pinkie Pie's Lemonade Stand
>Twilight Sparkle & Friends Get A Hotel Room
Most Rewatchable Tamers MLP movies
>Heartswarming in Manehattan
>Shattered Harmony
>The Death of Twilight Sparkle
>Coco Pommel Has Her Heart Stolen
>Flawless farts open a portal
Anonymous No.42299628
>>42299625
Being the Robotnik, Sleet, and Dingo of MLP.
Anonymous No.42299638
>>42297652
>>42297527
>>42297493
>>42297447
>>42297418
>>42297405
I was looking at the ending credits of The Death of Trixie Lulamoon and Starlight looked like a psycho in it as well.
I think tamers always planned on her being a crazy weirdo.
Anonymous No.42299647
I hope theres an afterlife so I can ask god to recreate the actual series in a tamers style. Like rechange the comedy to the more adult tamers and the MSpaint style
Anonymous No.42299656 >>42299659
Reminder that Mari is 75% likely be transphobic. She would see stallions trying to transition to mares (with or without magic) as m*les invading women's spaces.
Or alternatively Mari would be open to Stallions becoming mares but only if they used magic and lost their lifetime worth of male conditioning in Mari's re-education camps.
Anonymous No.42299659 >>42299667
>>42299656
>Reminder that Mari is 75% likely be transphobic. She would see stallions trying to transition to mares (with or without magic) as m*les invading women's spaces.
Yeah
>Or alternatively Mari would be open to Stallions becoming mares but only if they used magic and lost their lifetime worth of male conditioning in Mari's re-education camps.
No
Anonymous No.42299667
>>42299659
>No
Why not? I could see Mari being convinced on the latter idea. If Stallions are now completely biologically female AND they lose their male socialization then whats the difference? At worst Mari would make them second class citizens and mark them like the Nazi's did the Jews.
Anonymous No.42299670 >>42299677 >>42299684 >>42299701
I would have said that Mari's new main goal is to find away to more easily repicliate Flawless's birth, so she could allow mares to impregnate each other and bring forth the end of all Stallions.
But Mari says right now that she wants nothing to do with Magic so I'm unsure if she'd still want to do that.
Anonymous No.42299677 >>42299694
>I'm a MARE now. Yeah he's a mare.
>"Oh"
Twilight would NOT say that. She would simply say "You're not a mare, you're a stallion." Not out of any desire to be bigoted but to state the facts.
>>42299670
I think Twilight would acknowledge Stallions who were magically turned into Mares as actual mares. though.
She would consider Stallions who got surgery to try to be a mare or just say they're a mare as delusional thoughbeit.
Anonymous No.42299684 >>42299703 >>42300136
>>42299670
I was wondering why Mary hated magic so much, but in the next scene she got turned into a fire hydrant and pissed on
Anonymous No.42299694
>>42299677
You can tell that the person who made this comic just wanted interpreted the Tamers ponies as "safe" edgy.
Because they had Tamers Twilight just accept that Apple Split calls himself a mare, she would never do that, her intellectualism, and high functioning autism wouldn't allow it.
>Has her call him a faggot in the second panel
SHe would do that but the artist only had her say that in an attempt to be "safe edgy" because LGBT view using the word "faggot" as slur reclaiming or whatever.
Anonymous No.42299701 >>42299708
>>42299670
>I would have said that Mari's new main goal is to find away to more easily repicliate Flawless's birth
However I just realized after I typed my post that this might secretly be flawlesses goal. To enable mares to reproduce with other mares to create other mares like Flawless and make a new masterrace of powerful lesbian ponies. It would partially explain why she sought out Mari in the first place and united her with Trixie. Flawless had to have known that Mari was a feminazi lesbian.
Anonymous No.42299703
>>42299684
>I was wondering why Mary hated magic so much,
She hates magic because at the end of Death of Trixie Lulamoon she got body swapped, stabbed (as a result of the body swapping), and burned alive.
Anonymous No.42299708
>>42299701
I just realized that pony glasses in Tamers MLP are basically just upside down glasses with the shorter rim over over the muzzle, and the arms of the glasses wrapping up and around the ear.
Which is really clever design. Tamers is a genius.
Anonymous No.42299713 >>42299771 >>42299822
>If Stallions are now completely biologically female AND they lose their male socialization then whats the difference?
Marionette from the beginning held a strong eye for an eye mentality. Her hatred/fear of a stallion won't allow her to accept a a stallion just because they suddenly turned into into a mare, because they were in fact a stallion at one point and benefited from it. At the very least she would painfully slice off their balls off with rusty scissors and guilt trip them while doing it.
Anonymous No.42299733 >>42299889
Anonymous No.42299771
>>42299713
>Marionette from the beginning held a strong eye for an eye mentality.
And for having that mentality she's is now disfigured.
Anonymous No.42299785 >>42299810 >>42299864 >>42299966
Fellow Soarburn appreciators, can I get some advice please?
I'm 5'7" and just under 120lbs, but I'm cursed with a 10 inch penis. Will tough, dominant guys mind if I'm way bigger than them down there, or will that be a huge turn off, especially when I'm wearing dresses, skirts, or tight spandex shorts/leggings?
Anonymous No.42299808
>>42299575
The point is a cute matching blue cage on me baka... you lack romance.
Anonymous No.42299810
>>42299785
Big dick is good regardless of topping or bottoming, faggot.
Anonymous No.42299822
>>42299713
I don't see how she would care if the Stallions were magically turned into mares and were then mind wiped of their memories as stallions and re socialized as mares.
Anonymous No.42299835
Anonymous No.42299844
>>42299625
Job
Anonymous No.42299847 >>42299853 >>42301619
Thread needs more Care Package
Anonymous No.42299853 >>42299855
>>42299847
I'd like to care for his package if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.42299855 >>42299857
>>42299853
You mean you'd like to hide the bodies?
Anonymous No.42299857
>>42299855
I'd do that too.
Anonymous No.42299864
>>42299785
Nah tops don't/won't care. There will always be the 00.1% that will but if they care about that they probably aren't a good pic in the first place
Anonymous No.42299889 >>42299917
>>42299733
100% believe she was gaslit by Glimglam into being a misandrist.
Anonymous No.42299917
>>42299889
I liked the part when she said Mary won't have to worry about Stallions making moves on her anymore because she looks like bacon. My hero is so kind!
Anonymous No.42299966
>>42299785
i came to this text btw
Anonymous No.42299987 >>42300002
>>42298918
Thanks for the history lesson.
Anonymous No.42300002
>>42299987
If you're interested I actually have an extremely bisexual story featuring a trappy Spike that delves into the safer (see; less brutal) aspects of the BDSM scene and a great deal about what it is.
I embellish with the magic of the setting of course, but the core is there. I learnt from actual Doms and subs in the scene when I was a teen back in the IMVU days. They loved using that chat program to keep in touch or check up on one another and I got to soak up a lot of knowledge that's still being put into the fic as it goes on.
Anonymous No.42300014 >>42300204 >>42300224 >>42300230 >>42300677
Foreshadowing Mari's burns
Tamers pls
Anonymous No.42300047 >>42300076
When does this take place in relation to the series?
Also I heard that Faust gave her blessing to the series and enjoyed it
Anonymous No.42300076
>>42300047
It's its own continuity at this point. He just plucks things from random seasons and goes with it: G3/G5 ponies showing up, Twilight still living in the tree, Starlight still having her evil mane look, Daybreaker, Scootaloo's parents coming back, etc.
Anonymous No.42300082 >>42300089 >>42300165
Bring me the STRONGESTS
Anonymous No.42300089 >>42300098
>>42300082
>Yujiro forcing big mac to confront his femininity by raping him
would be kino
Anonymous No.42300098 >>42300149
>>42300089
I pray tamers never minds the Itagakis, they have autism to rival his.
Anonymous No.42300125 >>42300132 >>42300134
Has Tamers ever stated an interest in taking like an apprentice? I would likie to see his vcontent continue even when he will eventually retire one day. Maybe "apparentice" is the wrong word but someone to carry that content/comedy onward.
Anonymous No.42300132
>>42300125
They wouldn't have the same spark, passion, and autistic understanding of small details, why bother?
Anonymous No.42300134 >>42300169
>>42300125
you can't teach autism
Anonymous No.42300136
>>42299684
Maybe Starlight had a hoof in that too since she's very talented in magic [in canon]. There's whatever Glim did to Mary in the past that might've caused her to dislike stallions and/or magic.
Anonymous No.42300149 >>42300152
>>42300098
>furry stand
>bunny footjob
>ripping out my teeth
>i'll propose to my rabbit gf inside the shop that sells dead rabbits
I haven't read Baki but Paru is insane
Anonymous No.42300152
>>42300149
She is her father's daughter.
And he is more unhinged. Including semi casual gay but technically it isn't gay because Yujiroo is that much of a man that in comparison to him (you) are a woman, so if he rapes you, he raped a woman.
Anonymous No.42300165
>>42300082
Yujiro looks homosexual in this pic, meaning its an extremely accurate representation of the character.
Anonymous No.42300169 >>42300171
>>42300134
I don't even think Tamers is that autistic. He's actually very intelligent and self aware.
Anonymous No.42300171 >>42300172
>>42300169
Autism!=low IQ
Anonymous No.42300172
>>42300171
Thats why I said he's also very self aware.
Anonymous No.42300204
>>42300014
Marionette made me a feminist
Anonymous No.42300224
>>42300014
It's too peak.... He can't keep getting away with this
Anonymous No.42300230
>>42300014
she's not a jew
Anonymous No.42300231 >>42300250 >>42300298
what is the marshmellow incident?
Anonymous No.42300250
>>42300231
She stuffed her ass full of them and pooped them all over the class.
Anonymous No.42300298
>>42300231
Pinkie farted on Glimmy's marshmallows which ended up with the entire school burning down.
Anonymous No.42300676 >>42300704
Tamers, why did you remove the live chat replay? This makes rewatching the episode less fun
Anonymous No.42300677
>>42300014
The ear still intact
Anonymous No.42300704
>>42300676
When Youtube cuts out part of a video the live chat is automatically disabled because of de-synch. Tamers might not even know it happened yet because normally he would make an announcement for this kind of thing.
Anonymous No.42300707 >>42300746 >>42300857
>>42297994
Good, SoL will always beat boring melodrama
Anonymous No.42300746
>>42300707
True
Anonymous No.42300764 >>42300806 >>42300875 >>42300877 >>42301113 >>42302187
Is Wednesday
What tamers character starts with a W?
Anonymous No.42300806 >>42302173
>>42300764
Wallflower
Anonymous No.42300857
>>42300707
False
Anonymous No.42300875
>>42300764
White Woman
Anonymous No.42300877
>>42300764
Wapple Bottom
Anonymous No.42301078 >>42301082 >>42301107
Controversial opinion: I love Flawless. Not in a romantic way, but more of a "desire to protect"
Anonymous No.42301082 >>42301112
>>42301078
so she's your daughteru?
Anonymous No.42301107 >>42301112
>>42301078
>desire to protect
She's literally stronger than you.
Anonymous No.42301112
>>42301082
I guess? I'm not sure. I haven't had this feeling for a pony before.

>>42301107
Okay and...?
Anonymous No.42301113 >>42301841
>>42300764
Manic but the W is upside down
Anonymous No.42301125
Flawless my wife and she is under the assumption that when she transforms to pony/eqg that I think it's a totally different person. Obviously I know it's the same flawless, but she is autistic and thinks she is successfully tricking me.
We will have rough sex for hours, then she will leave the room, transform to the other form, walk in, and say "huh? What was all that noise? Were you wrestling with someone?" I always play along.
Anonymous No.42301300 >>42301327 >>42301358 >>42301377 >>42301527 >>42301929
Flawless needs a life/hobbies outside her family. Like, what does she do when she doesn't hang out with her moms?
Anonymous No.42301327
>>42301300
masturbate
Anonymous No.42301358
>>42301300
Hangs out with her life sized Trixie plush and put on little magic shows for her. Flawless only really likes her moms
Anonymous No.42301374
Isn't flawless too old to be living with her parents.
She should get a job
Anonymous No.42301377
>>42301300
Flawless is like 5 months old
5 month old fillys don't have hobbies
Anonymous No.42301385 >>42301400
The tamers KF thread is so lame. It's the same 5 people bitterly complaining and circlejerking each other. I think I'll stop following it.
Anonymous No.42301400 >>42301425
>>42301385
brotip: never hang out anywhere that has usernames

reddit? kf? xitter? facebook? overwatch forums? linus tech tips? doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.42301415 >>42301420
I hope they change cadence back but keep shining as a mare
Anonymous No.42301420 >>42301431
>>42301415
>more lesbians
honestly wouldn't mind it tho
I would miss this qt if they stayed gender bent
Anonymous No.42301425 >>42301429 >>42301430 >>42301444 >>42301524
>>42301400
That's good advice
For example, /MLP/ is just a circlejerk with the same 5 people, but luckily you can easily just pretend it isn't a circlejrerk because there aren't any names
Anonymous No.42301429
>>42301425
This would be evident if they brought back the goddamn IP counter.
Anonymous No.42301430
>>42301425
you seem a little butthurt friend
Anonymous No.42301431
>>42301420
We need Flurry Heart. We need to see a filly shitting its diaper. Maybe even having a shitting contest with Pinkie haha or maybe shitting on Rarity? I don't know that's something kids think is funny right lol
Anonymous No.42301433 >>42301801
>>42298833
Double trips and dubs. Checked

One thing I noticed, im not sure if anybody has, but the ending song on the Flawless Farts movie, its one of those AI songs isn't it? The song doesn't appear on any searches, so it stands to reason that he wrote the lyrics and put it through one of those song creators. Its easy to tell because reggae doesn't have lyrics like that, poetic, you could say.
Anonymous No.42301444 >>42301448
>>42301425
There are probably more than five people in this thread alone. I'm calling higher.
Anonymous No.42301448 >>42301465 >>42301475
>>42301444
Wrong.
Everyone here is a single indian being paid by tamers with his patreon bux.
I alone am the only other person in this thread.
Anonymous No.42301465
>>42301448
this is how u look sayin all that btw
Anonymous No.42301475
>>42301448
We're all very proud of you.
Anonymous No.42301524
>>42301425
holy cope
Anonymous No.42301527 >>42301532 >>42301548
>>42301300
As another anon said, she's only 5 months, she probably couldn't go into town by herself without killing someone or getting emotionally hurt by some asshole
Anonymous No.42301532 >>42301544
>>42301527
Reminder that Twilight, a 21 year-old pony, gouged another pony to death over a hamburger. This is the mother of Flawless, by the way.
Anonymous No.42301544
>>42301532
Yes.
Flawless is in a stage of her life where she needs parental guidance and, hopefully, doesnt just casually kill people for fun. Twilight did get punished for that murder by the way, she got fired from being an Alicorn. She may have willingly surrendered it eventually but she still made the wrong judgement. We want Flawless to mature to make better judgements.
Anonymous No.42301548
>>42301527
It would be very funny to watch, though.
Anonymous No.42301569
>submission is mandatory
Anonymous No.42301584
>tfw gettin' grounded for 20 minutes because of what happened to Saddle Arabia
Anonymous No.42301619 >>42301889
>>42299847
can never have enough care for his package
https://files.catbox.moe/cispq6.png
Anonymous No.42301723 >>42301743
>>42299212
>Flawless left in a broken home with an increasingly abusive Twilight who takes out her anger and grief on the closest person available
>This fuels her return to villainy and mischief
Anonymous No.42301743 >>42301754
>>42301723
They're not the faggots, this wouldn't happen to them.
Anonymous No.42301746
>>42299207
Twilight but she'd want to go with Trixie or try to get them back together. Trixie also wouldn't be paying, she has no money
Anonymous No.42301754 >>42301757
>>42301743
Twilight specifically would be that, Trixie and her musk instilled empathy in Twilight. If She actually left, Flawless would be treated worse than she treats the rest of the M6 barring fluttershy
Anonymous No.42301757 >>42301774
>>42301754
No they wouldn't, you boy-molesting homosexual.
Anonymous No.42301774
>>42301757
quite literally Twilight abuses the masses on a daily basis and was going to possibly kill or leave Mary transformed into an inanimate object had Trixie not appealed for her to allow Mary to come back with them AND walk free and later even sleep in their same bunk as well as appealing for Flawless to share their bunk as well as acknowledging Flawless's true mental age and development.

We've see the homo plot where Trixie isn't around, Twilight is highly more autistic and murder hungry as well as more interested in personal benefit and whatever Celestia is willing to order
Anonymous No.42301801 >>42301840
>>42301433
I managed to find a month old random arabic instagram reel with the song but it's not actually the song it's just the lyrics, the song is completely different.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ3L3AKN9Fg/
Anonymous No.42301840 >>42301867
>>42301801
How deep does this go
Someone make a tamers iceberg and have him being Muslim near the bottom mashallah
Anonymous No.42301841
>>42301113
>Wanic
sounds like the name of a poopy baby who cries all the time
Anonymous No.42301867 >>42301897
>>42301840
THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE
IT'S HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.42301889
>>42301619
Damn, he might even have Big Mac beat with a package like that.
Anonymous No.42301897
>>42301867
Hot, but I prefer their alt attires personally.
Anonymous No.42301903 >>42301925 >>42301931
She's so ponkin' perfect, bros...
Anonymous No.42301925
>>42301903
retarded anal whore
Anonymous No.42301926 >>42301935
How masc/fem is Big Mac? I always associated him with being fem but muscuar tlike that one brazilian influencer
Anonymous No.42301929 >>42301941
>>42301300
She's basically an infant in terms of life experience. She has no hobbies.
Anonymous No.42301931
>>42301903
>*gets cheated on constantly*
Anonymous No.42301935 >>42301939 >>42301947
>>42301926
How in the world could anyone ever think Big Masc was feminine. He's like nearly hyper masculine.
Anonymous No.42301939 >>42301940
>>42301935
dyewts
brotherhooves social episode
Anonymous No.42301940
>>42301939
Yes he has a small amount of feminitiy in him but that is the same for every man.
But he is like 90% masculine.
Anonymous No.42301941
>>42301929
>She has no hobbies.
Loving Trixie is a hobby and a lifestyle
Anonymous No.42301944
Pathetic moids..
Anonymous No.42301947 >>42302894
>>42301935
Not like personality wise but looks wise
Anonymous No.42301968 >>42301970
So whats the likelihood we see the Friendship copy of Braeburn?
Anonymous No.42301970
>>42301968
*again
Anonymous No.42301980
I'm still mad that carepackage got away with it all
Anonymous No.42302173 >>42302192 >>42302758
>>42300806
motherfucker is here and he's stealing our ideas!
Anonymous No.42302187
>>42300764
Tell Flora I hope she's doing well. Also I want to recommend the book The Things They Carried to her, legitimately one of the best books I've ever read.
Anonymous No.42302190
Hi Tamers please make an episode about Pinkie Pie again I love those
Anonymous No.42302192 >>42302214
>>42302173
What if Tamers is lowkey revealing the tournament of power roster with all this.
Anonymous No.42302214 >>42302337
>>42302192
wouldn't really work mainly cause bringing wallflower means an instant loss as she auto disables magic
Anonymous No.42302231 >>42302239 >>42302243 >>42302250 >>42302903 >>42303044
A tournament of power is retarded anyway. Flawless solos
Anonymous No.42302239
>>42302231
CHADhan solos mlpverse
Anonymous No.42302243 >>42302273
>>42302231
It'll be another Android 17 situation. The Dark Horse, whether of SU or MLP origin or maybe even a darker horse in an outside franchise, will be the sole survivor of the tournament and wish for some gay shit like all the universes being spared.
Anonymous No.42302250
>>42302231
>Thinking HE cant be beaten
Ponder the BRAAAAAP
Anonymous No.42302257
I really enjoy Twilight's moments in the 'serious' episodes, she cuts straight through the bullshit instantly
Anonymous No.42302273 >>42302275
>>42302243
I feel like it's more gonna be a cop out or in better terms a Bartelby shows up, breaks the rules, and then thing just ends or he wins.

I don't dislike him but SU didn't often have too many engaging battles when he was around since he's unbeatable. At the end of the day, it's the only thing I dread for the ToP, if he gets to show up since that means the battle is already decided and it's unlikely tamers would allow him to be ringed out for long let alone benched even willingly.
Anonymous No.42302274
pretty fucked up that tamers is the only good battle shounen to come out in like 2 decades
Anonymous No.42302275 >>42302292
>>42302273
Bartleby will have to fight Yujiroo, who is his natural counter.
Anonymous No.42302292 >>42302299 >>42302359 >>42302887
>>42302275
As Tamers is writing it, nah. Again, he doesn't even drop Bartleby being the strongest even with MLP where he started making them work to be gods who can control time and reality and even in the face of these he'd win 100% of the time by design. It's not normally an issue but given this is supposed to be a crossover but also a tournament it makes it far less interesting since he's "special" and immune to everything.

It was one of the semi nice things in MLP, there's not really any character that gets to be perfect, flawless, or is always invincible even when they get power that should put them there. It works in SU but when you have the taste of MLP's battle style it really makes having him around hard since even in the film tamers deliberately decided to make sure he didn't fight the PPG and was instead stuck chasing the equivalent of a powerless monkey and someone weaker than the PPG and separated Twi, Trix, and Flaw to fight them instead. Like I'm intrested in the Jackie Chan story but It's mainly the why rather than a battle where Bartleby is already going to win with ease
Anonymous No.42302299
>>42302292
Yujiro can have sex with a man and it is legally straight, how can Bartleby fight against such power?
Anonymous No.42302337 >>42302352
>>42302214
She's the equalizer. Not like MLP is the only universe with magic.
Anonymous No.42302352
>>42302337
MLP is the only place where magic is 90% of the only reason a whole 3 or more races out of around 6 are viable(Unicorn, Alicorn, Pegacorn), unless they bring big mac, who can and has lost some physical battles, they pretty much just lose out since Magic doesn't mean much to SU's main cast, DBZ in general, and realistically it would only significantly effect that new universe with the murals since they are one of the only other magic focused ones.

There isn't much equal about removing magic from the only group who actually needs and uses it
Anonymous No.42302359 >>42302381
>>42302292
>Bartleby
>unbeatable
You are correct. Bartleby is an archetypal Mary Sue. A writer's pet that can do no wrong and for whom the story bends over backwards to make sure they never fail or lose.
When it comes to pitting him against others characters inside the story, victory for the other party is a complete impossibility.

That's right. So long as they are confined by the story, by the script, they cannot win. But then again... we do know someone who isn't confined by the script, don't we?
Anonymous No.42302381
>>42302359
Mary likely isn't gonna show up as a tourney member simply because Tamers himself doesn't want her in anymore as the movie made clear that he was trying to remove her more than once and she just wouldn't leave.

Next to that, Bartleby would likely just do the same as her if not better simply because Tamers will say he can. Just like he said the prophecy that was a fake was something he could achieve back in the OG crossover or how he alone can force time travel though buttsex, rewrite their universe, and then be the only one to ever recall it not because someone let him keep the memory or some sort of item protected him, no. Just because.

There is no point where anyone else wins as it would mean Bartleby isn't perfect which Tamers wouldn't allow. Best you'd get from Mary is resetting the script after MLP loses and then becoming a twin reality god with her sister but her version of reality control is influence over the video.
Anonymous No.42302646
>>42299449
Nice that for now the graph that starts and ends with purple (crossover)
Anonymous No.42302758
>>42302173
I told him
Anonymous No.42302851
oco
LA Knight !6/.fUWPCmQ No.42302876
Can't wait for a brand new SU next week. :D
Anonymous No.42302887 >>42302951
>>42302292
>Bartleby being the strongest
Just reading this my argument would be that while Bartleby is definitely one of the strongest Tamers characters he's not the strongest in an objective power level way so much as he just has immense plot armour because, as most anons agree, in Tamers he's just the one true main character and there's no way he'd lose unless Tamers thought it'd be the right thing to happen. I just feel the need to make this distinction because in an actual 1 on 1 fight with a pony like Flawless or Trixie that he'd lose on paper, but that if it ever came to pass he'd batman his way through and use his charm, his wit, his friends, his cash, and his immense homosexuality to overcome otherwise unwinnable odds.
It's sort of a Doctor Who situation where The Doctor isn't necessarily the most powerful character in the show but you know he'd figure out a way to figure out the problem and win, except Bartleby is much sexier.
Anonymous No.42302894
>>42301947
He's not feminine he just has a big ass.
Anonymous No.42302902
He should have went with a Dark Tournament instead where's it's a series of 1v1 fights between two 5 members team
Anonymous No.42302903 >>42302910 >>42302938
>>42302231
I want the ToP solely so Rarity is included and Rarity downplayers kneel in humility and disgrace.
Anonymous No.42302910
>>42302903
Based Rarity glazer.
Anonymous No.42302938
>>42302903
this
Anonymous No.42302951
>>42302887
Bud he IS the objective strongest, he doesn’t not win off alternative means and in fact can’t lose nor take any damage. Quite literally it was a prevalent point of SU that he can’t be topped by anyone for any reason and excels at everything with his only β€œflaw” being he’s too rich to understand the poor.

On paper he wins all fights literally through brute force alone, there is no fight he can’t win and no loss is acceptable to happen to him. Not even a story loss and even for the movie, he fails to lose instead Jackie Chan just bails. He’s the strongest character in Tamers fiction. Trixie, even in god form, loses in strength by design.

It’s a critical part of SU that everyone already knows Bartleby wins so usually he’s not even around till the last minute anyway and this is a weaponless/unarmed Bartleby. He has never lost, not even in child birth, people lose around him but he is written to never lose a battle of any kind
Anonymous No.42303044 >>42303051 >>42303260 >>42303326
>>42302231
>Flawless
It's unclear if she is even mortal. She might not qualify to participate.
Anonymous No.42303051 >>42303068
>>42303044
If she can't participate, than neither can Bartleby or Trixie or Marionette or Soarin.
Anonymous No.42303068 >>42303084
>>42303051
Good. Time for the sidecharacters to shine
Anonymous No.42303084 >>42303376
>>42303068
>Glim ends up solo'ing by letting out a beefy 45-second shart
Anonymous No.42303260
>>42303044
she's mortal she just rewrites history if she dies
Anonymous No.42303326
>>42303044
Twilight and sunset turned flawless into a mortal in shattered harmony
Anonymous No.42303376 >>42303387
>>42303084
Not before gaslighting the other universes into killing each other first. Glimmy hides her powerlevel as much as possible
>We're just cute little ponies, what threat could we possibly pose? Look at that universe, they support trans rights, they are the biggest threat to every universe here.
Anonymous No.42303387
>>42303376
>Look at that universe, they support trans rights
That universe? Dragonball.
Anonymous No.42303396
Mary is going to use the super dragon balls to erase all the stallions
Anonymous No.42303477
protecc ponk pls