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Anonymous No.42298053 >>42298961 >>42302193 >>42302400
mare with a bag.
Anonymous No.42298059 >>42298062 >>42299291
Embarrassing for a unicorn to not be able to casually use telekinesis. What's the horn even for at that point?
Anonymous No.42298062 >>42298064
>>42298059
the horn is free to put things in the bag, idiot!
Anonymous No.42298064 >>42298080
>>42298062
>she can only do one thing at a time
I'm gonna pat my head and rub my tummy and watch as her jaw drops.
Anonymous No.42298080 >>42298083 >>42302205
>>42298064
But that would make her drop the bag!
Anonymous No.42298083
>>42298080
And then she'll learn a valuable lesson in practicing her telekinesis.
Anonymous No.42298961
>>42298053 (OP)
that bag contains a nuclear bomb
Anonymous No.42299291
>>42298059
>What's the horn even for at that point?
stabbing annoying monkeys
Anonymous No.42300262 >>42300264
Can she survive a monster wave?
Anonymous No.42300264
>>42300262
She'd need to plant a lot of plants perhaps some peashooters and sunflowers to survive a wave like that
Anonymous No.42300899 >>42300919 >>42301714 >>42302125 >>42302844
guys, no WAY
Anonymous No.42300919
>>42300899
big head
many thoughts
so smart
dubs checked
Anonymous No.42301714
>>42300899
mare with a bag if SHE REAL
Anonymous No.42302100 >>42302103 >>42302104
Bag way too small. What the hell is she even gonna be able to fit in there??
Anonymous No.42302103
>>42302100
Your heart!
Anonymous No.42302104 >>42302106
>>42302100
*SLURRRRRP*
Anonymous No.42302106 >>42302107 >>42302171
>>42302104
Sea Swirl slurps, dipshit. Amethyst Star goes shopping. Get your fucking mares right.
Anonymous No.42302107 >>42302112 >>42302117
>>42302106
they're both the same ponies for me, she just swaps the cutie mark out after going to one of many cutie mark changing stations
Anonymous No.42302112 >>42302114
>>42302107
They're very different ponies!
Anonymous No.42302114 >>42302115
>>42302112
same pony with a tan, you're not fooling me
Anonymous No.42302115
>>42302114
Listen bud, when you go to Equestria and pull that shit you're gonna have two ponies very upset with you. Good luck.
Anonymous No.42302117
>>42302107
Pay-N-Spray but for mare.
>slurp shit outside store, gain 2 stars, can’t shop there anymore and guard is gonna be on your ass any minute
>run to nearest shop 2 blocks over for a quick paint job
>return to same store to do your shopping
Leon No.42302119
A mΓ­ solo me da curiosidad que comprΓ³
Anonymous No.42302125
>>42300899
WHAT
Anonymous No.42302171 >>42302177
>>42302106
Sea Swirl goes shopping too. Too bad she can't afford anything.
Anonymous No.42302177
>>42302171
Diamonds pay better than dolphins, who knew?
Anonymous No.42302193 >>42302199 >>42302793
>>42298053 (OP)
>cums in her bag
Anonymous No.42302199 >>42302793
>>42302193
I call it the CUM BAG
Anonymous No.42302205
>>42298080
And then I steal it, because this was the intention the whole time
Anonymous No.42302400
>>42298053 (OP)
Even the small bag has a heart on it. Pony society is so wholesome.
Anonymous No.42302771
cum in Latine translate ad "with".
Mare cum bag.
Anonymous No.42302793 >>42302795 >>42302821
>>42302193
>>42302199
Anonymous No.42302795
>>42302793
I SHIT and PISS in your BAG and you will CARRY the FECAL MATTER around with the UNBEARABLE SHAME you'll be called the MARE WITH THE SHIT AND PISS
Anonymous No.42302821 >>42302835
>>42302793
THAT'S SEA SWIRL YOU DUMMY
Anonymous No.42302835
>>42302821
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.42302844 >>42302848
>>42300899
Anonymous No.42302848
>>42302844
wow so cool dashie!!!!!!