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Anonymous No.42298211 >>42298235 >>42299015 >>42299153 >>42299159 >>42299552 >>42301414 >>42303766 >>42304368 >>42319845 >>42320419 >>42326188 >>42328346 >>42330472 >>42332658 >>42340664 >>42341335 >>42349522 >>42355411 >>42358490 >>42358644 >>42358904 >>42367909 >>42371962 >>42378410 >>42389939 >>42393020 >>42394166 >>42395557 >>42400123 >>42404165 >>42409199 >>42413183 >>42420357 >>42428271 >>42444251 >>42448997 >>42452090 >>42461061 >>42466027
stallionpity IS REAL
Anonymous No.42298220 >>42464303
dirtshitty
Anonymous No.42298226 >>42298239 >>42299143 >>42299546 >>42301354 >>42302256 >>42310147 >>42311185 >>42348898 >>42390939 >>42400128
i'm not a faggot but i do fantasize about shooting the shit with some of the stallions in the show
it's a nice counterpart to my constant maladaptive daydreams about dating mai waifu
Anonymous No.42298235
>>42298211 (OP)
No.
Anonymous No.42298239
>>42298226
completely normal to want to be friends with male characters. the biggest fags are the ones scared of stallions lmao
Anonymous No.42299015 >>42300757 >>42370564 >>42433545
>>42298211 (OP)
ponypity!
Anonymous No.42299143
>>42298226
This af. Could absolutely see myself getting drinks with Big Mac or Shining after a long day of work. Just some crisp cider, shooting the shit and relaxing with the lads.
Anonymous No.42299153
>>42298211 (OP)
I would absolutely befriend Sunburst.
Anonymous No.42299159 >>42299168
>>42298211 (OP)
Hate stallionfags but I have to admit the funniest post of all time came from one.
Anonymous No.42299168 >>42299175
>>42299159
?? You can't just say that and not post it.
Anonymous No.42299175 >>42299178 >>42299204 >>42299794 >>42300330 >>42304139 >>42305513 >>42363960 >>42444607
>>42299168
I can't find it anywhere on the archives but it was something like this:
>Whenever I take a fat shit, I like to imagine it's actually Shining Armor's fat horsecock popping out of my ass
Anonymous No.42299178
>>42299175
lol
Anonymous No.42299204
>>42299175
HAHA WTF kek
Anonymous No.42299236 >>42299362
all these hoops this board jumps through only to basically autistically convey the simple message that they're lonely and crave a good friend
Anonymous No.42299362 >>42299545 >>42397743
>>42299236
Don't we all want love?
Anonymous No.42299363 >>42299537 >>42299540
Stallions have no reason to exist.
Anonymous No.42299379
>42299363
>Abhorrent post
>Cozyfag
Pottery.
Anonymous No.42299537 >>42300762
>>42299363
They exist to make more ponies with mares.
Anonymous No.42299540 >>42300762
>>42299363
neither do you but am I complaining about your shitty existance?
Anonymous No.42299545 >>42352247 >>42352725 >>42353612
>>42299362
People want more then love, they want self importance
They want ((you)) to be interested in them
Anonymous No.42299546
>>42298226
Big Mac can probably shoot some mad pants. He'd be fun to hang out with
Anonymous No.42299552 >>42299725 >>42301363 >>42302822
>>42298211 (OP)
Shining Armour has a different stallion model than most stallions.
For one he’s a bit more curvy and has a more pronounced jaw, compared to Big Mac, Zephyr Breeze, Thunderlane, etc using the default stallion model.
So Shining Armour is kind of like the gigachad meme of stallions within the show with his jaw line.
Anonymous No.42299725
>>42299552
No wonder the Princess of Love wanted him.
Anonymous No.42299794
>>42299175
Every shit?

Wow.
Anonymous No.42300330
>>42299175
wtf
Anonymous No.42300757
>>42299015
This.
Anonymous No.42300762
>>42299537
Magic can replace them. Mares can just temporarily get dicks for the procreation purposes.

>>42299540
Sounds like it.
Anonymous No.42301354
>>42298226
spbp
Imagine getting transported to Equestria and having no male friends
Anonymous No.42301363 >>42301409 >>42302363
>>42299552
The way you can see his other eye makes him look doofy.
Anonymous No.42301409 >>42301413
>>42301363
This shit pisses me off. Blockhead. I have to try to ignore it because it looks so dumb, but I also like Shining Armor a lot.
Anonymous No.42301413
>>42301409
Yeah I like the character so I can look past it but they really aren't doing him any favors with that look.
Anonymous No.42301414
>>42298211 (OP)
stallionpity: snowpity, but beefy, masculine, and borderline gay as FUCK.
Anonymous No.42301418 >>42301820 >>42310105 >>42310680
I do pity anyone who incarnates into Equestria but does it as a fucking stallion. If that’s what stallionpity is, of course it’s real. It is never and will never be anything like Godly snowpity.
Anonymous No.42301426 >>42301820
Girlism > Cult of Boyishness
Anonymous No.42301820
>>42301418
>>42301426
take your meds gollyfag
Anonymous No.42302256
>>42298226
Suppose it'd be nice to talk to Big Mac about life and such.
Anonymous No.42302363 >>42302587 >>42302924 >>42304717 >>42311829 >>42377180
>>42301363
depressingly, it's not even his worst angle
Anonymous No.42302587 >>42302868
>>42302363
How did the animators get away with making that?!
Anonymous No.42302822
>>42299552
I always thought his model was kinda awkward. His jaw looks bulbous and strange rather than "chiseled" and the body proportions are a bit too mismatched. I think Sombra has the better looking head shape.
Anonymous No.42302868 >>42302896
>>42302587
they saw what the promotional artists get away with and decided that whatever the animators do is probably fine by comparison
Anonymous No.42302896 >>42302899 >>42302901 >>42306907 >>42311477
>>42302868
What the FUCK
Anonymous No.42302899
>>42302896
She has evolved thumbs. Your days are numbered, monkey.
Anonymous No.42302901
>>42302896
apex predator with hoof thumbs
Anonymous No.42302924 >>42302945 >>42302990 >>42303527 >>42305393 >>42306429 >>42308911 >>42314286 >>42445838 >>42447986
>>42302363
TWILY
Anonymous No.42302945
>>42302924
>this is the last thing twilight ever sees and hears before everything goes dark
Anonymous No.42302960 >>42303172 >>42304704 >>42305751 >>42318817 >>42321525 >>42331914
Rare stallion facts:

Shining Armor is the only true white pony. They actually had to make the white of his eyes slightly blueish to make his eyes visible against his coat.

Save for a handful of exceptions, the magic aura of a unicorn is a similar color as their iris. Instead of blue, Shining Armor's magic color is magenta. The color of Cadance's eyes. Cadance's magic color is aquamarine, like Shining Armor's eyes. They were destined for eachother.
Anonymous No.42302962
Stallions shouldn’t exist.
Anonymous No.42302990 >>42303976
>>42302924
Shining!
Anonymous No.42303172
>>42302960
Cadence looks like she's wearing sunglasses lol
Anonymous No.42303527
>>42302924
OH MY GOD HE IS STARING ONTO MY SOUL
Anonymous No.42303766
>>42298211 (OP)
Very true!
Anonymous No.42303976
>>42302990
cursed
Anonymous No.42304139
>>42299175
wtf
Anonymous No.42304368
>>42298211 (OP)
IT'S REAL?!
Anonymous No.42304704
>>42302960
>Instead of blue, Shining Armor's magic color is magenta. The color of Cadance's eyes. Cadance's magic color is aquamarine, like Shining Armor's eyes. They were destined for eachother.
Huh, I never noticed. That's actually very sweet.
Anonymous No.42304705
Poor pinkie pie…
Anonymous No.42304717 >>42305203
>>42302363
he's better when he's goofy
Anonymous No.42305203
>>42304717
he looks like a sphere kek
Anonymous No.42305393
>>42302924
OH SHIT THAT SCARED ME
Anonymous No.42305513 >>42305562 >>42305740 >>42308246 >>42312167 >>42312781 >>42363960 >>42431551
>>42299175
Amateur, real fags pretend they're laying changeling eggs
Anonymous No.42305562
>>42305513
Anonymous No.42305740
>>42305513
why are you like this
Anonymous No.42305751 >>42314250
>>42302960
Unicorns' magic colors that aren't determined by their eyes are determined by their cutie marks. Shining Armor's magenta magic and Candyass's blue are derived from their cutie marks which have those colors. Same goes for the gold-colored magic of Celestia and Minuette, the magenta of Twilight, and the purple of Snails (though weirdly not the orange of Snips).
Anonymous No.42306429
>>42302924
oh
Anonymous No.42306907
>>42302896
GET THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN
Anonymous No.42307368 >>42307826 >>42308376
If Big Mac is short for Big Macintosh then what is Whopper short for?
Anonymous No.42307826
>>42307368
Little Mac
Anonymous No.42308246
>>42305513
Are you a changeling, Anon?
Anonymous No.42308376
>>42307368
Whoppersnopper
Anonymous No.42308911
>>42302924
What a beauty
Anonymous No.42310105
>>42301418
Idiot post. There's nothing wrong with stallions. They're fine bros.
Anonymous No.42310147
>>42298226
Would go bowling with the lads
Shining, Raritys dad, me, and Spike as our mascot
Anonymous No.42310680
>>42301418
>Cozy Glow flag
>absolute shit opinion
like pottery
Anonymous No.42311185
>>42298226
>i'm not a faggot but
Anonymous No.42311477
>>42302896
this is ILLEGAL
Anonymous No.42311829
>>42302363
so derpy looking
Anonymous No.42312167 >>42312174
>>42305513
Why is every single bugfag like this?
Anonymous No.42312174
>>42312167
>pic
I miss pony cinema servers
Anonymous No.42312781
>>42305513
huh what now
Anonymous No.42312966 >>42313218 >>42313665 >>42346158
it is real
Anonymous No.42313218
>>42312966
big macintosh is real yeah I just met the pony irl
Anonymous No.42313665
>>42312966
WHATS REAL
Anonymous No.42313842 >>42313862 >>42314071 >>42316104 >>42318152
How do we stop The Gays from claiming every handsome stallion in Equestria
Anonymous No.42313862 >>42315262
>>42313842

Just say no!
Anonymous No.42314071
>>42313842
we stop the globalists from poisoning the water with fag juices that makes the frogs gay
Anonymous No.42314250 >>42314845 >>42317048
>>42305751
This confirms that Sweetie Belle (who has no green on her cutie mark) is in fact a changeling.
Anonymous No.42314286
>>42302924
Anonymous No.42314845
>>42314250
no she isnt
Anonymous No.42315262 >>42315592 >>42315615
>>42313862
Something tells me by that pic you're a fag
Anonymous No.42315592 >>42315604
>>42315262
Gee Anon, what made you think that? The fact that he posted Big Mac with his ass visible?
Anonymous No.42315604 >>42316121
>>42315592
Nta, but gay people really ruined male characters.
Just think about it. Every thread featuring male character is always full of gay porn and fags acting like fags. I'm literally scared to even enter a thread featuring male characters.
It's quit normal for someone to associate someone who post male characters to being actually gay since it's basically the norm.
Anonymous No.42315615 >>42316048
>>42315262

Heavens no. Honestly, though, I don’t even blame you for thinking that.
Anonymous No.42316048 >>42316077 >>42316079 >>42316114
>>42315615
but why even use that pic then
Anonymous No.42316077
>>42316048

I like his expression? It's a reaction image
Anonymous No.42316079 >>42316372
>>42316048
Better question is why you focus on the ass so much when there's barely any anyway
Anonymous No.42316104 >>42316118
>>42313842
You can't, all the mares in equestria will have to become lesbians
Anonymous No.42316114 >>42316129 >>42319334
>>42316048
Post mare ass and nobody bats an eye, stallion ass is posted and everyone loses their minds
Anonymous No.42316118 >>42316136 >>42340341
>>42316104
Nobody is gay or lesbian in mlp.
It's a show about friendship not lesbianship and was made before the gamergate.
Anonymous No.42316121 >>42316129 >>42316138
>>42315604
You're saying this as if threads featuring female characters aren't any less lusted over
Anonymous No.42316129
>>42316121
And yet those characters aren't "ruined" in fact it elevates them in the eyes of anons.
>>42316114
They can't handle Big Mac's big ass!
Anonymous No.42316136
>>42316118
Anonymous No.42316138
>>42316121
The real problem is that nobody lusts over men, but rather over gay man which is very different. Not that I'm pro coomer at all but if I have to see porn I'd rather not see gay one, because I hate it.
Anonymous No.42316372 >>42316398
>>42316079
you could of used a shot with no ASS but yet you did, curious.
Anonymous No.42316398 >>42317030 >>42317432 >>42317791 >>42318514
>>42316372

The ASS wasn't particularly on my mind when I saved the image.
Anonymous No.42317030
>>42316398
It was a subconscious choice to use the ass. Look into your own deeper thoughts!
Anonymous No.42317048
>>42314250
but her magic is determined by her eyes, doofus
Anonymous No.42317432
>>42316398
it was if you even bothered to save it with the tail swooged away from hiding it
Anonymous No.42317791
>>42316398
Certainly quite the lie you have there.
Anonymous No.42318152
>>42313842
force every handsome stallion to marry a mare, simple as.
Anonymous No.42318514
>>42316398
yeah ok buddy
Anonymous No.42318817
>>42302960
>Shining Armor is the only true white pony
im sure there are other white skinned ponies anon
Anonymous No.42319334 >>42322633
>>42316114
Stallion ass is fag shit.
Anonymous No.42319845 >>42320417
>>42298211 (OP)
SHOW PROOFS
Anonymous No.42320417
>>42319845
no
Anonymous No.42320419 >>42320916
>>42298211 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.42320916 >>42321130
>>42320419
with your mom
Anonymous No.42321130 >>42321183
>>42320916
Your mother is pretty hot, and I can confirm that since im banging her right now.
Anonymous No.42321183 >>42321389
>>42321130
Are you about to finish, anon?
Anonymous No.42321389
>>42321183
Yeah, there's a big line next to me waiting for their time to bang that Anon's mom so you'll have to wait for a while.
Anonymous No.42321525 >>42322188
>>42302960
>Shining Armor is the only true white pony.
What about Double Diamond? Fancy Pants? Blueblood?
Anonymous No.42322188 >>42322383
>>42321525
He means as in pure white in the colour, rest of the white ponies have a bit of grey so they can have white eyes without any blue tint like Shining.
Anonymous No.42322383 >>42322395
>>42322188
>blue tint like Shining.
You mean like this? Rarity is gray with the usual white eyes, but Blueblood's coat is white and you clearly see his eyes are slightly blue by comparison.
Anonymous No.42322395 >>42322611
>>42322383
I mean as in the RGB, Blueblood's white is 252, 252, 252 but Shining is 255, 255, 255 the most white you can get.
Anonymous No.42322611
>>42322395
Interesting, I wouldn't have noticed that subtle difference.
Anonymous No.42322633 >>42322643 >>42323451 >>42323927 >>42324692 >>42326087 >>42326156 >>42328338 >>42339925 >>42341015 >>42348470 >>42363218 >>42370939 >>42382470
>>42319334
Wanting to have sex with stallions isn't fag shit you retard. Stallions are too pure for it to be gay.
Anonymous No.42322643 >>42326118
>>42322633
Faggiest post of the day by the way
Anonymous No.42323451
>>42322633
Do you even read what you fucking type you fucking moron???
Anonymous No.42323927
>>42322633
>that shit you just typed
Anonymous No.42324692
>>42322633
trve...
Anonymous No.42326087
>>42322633
You know what? I don't think that's true.
Anonymous No.42326118 >>42326319
>>42322643
I am a feemail you idiot
Anonymous No.42326156 >>42326173 >>42326819 >>42330357
>>42322633
man i made this thread because i wanna pet them, not have sex with them
theyre cute like mares
Anonymous No.42326173 >>42326819
>>42326156
Ok I think we could have them as pets.
Anonymous No.42326188 >>42326731 >>42336452 >>42343413 >>42345245 >>42452894
>>42298211 (OP)
stallionpity ISRAEL
Anonymous No.42326319
>>42326118
I want to believe
Anonymous No.42326731
>>42326188
Crusader States >>>>>> Isra*l >>>>>>> P*lestin*
Anonymous No.42326819 >>42326847 >>42334727
>>42326156
>>42326173
kill yourself faggots
Anonymous No.42326847 >>42327467
>>42326819
Gay
Anonymous No.42327467
>>42326847
We know that's what you are.
Anonymous No.42328338
>>42322633
yeah sure bud
Anonymous No.42328346 >>42329080
>>42298211 (OP)
Yeah, I sure pity stallions.
Anonymous No.42329080 >>42329994
>>42328346
you snowpity stallions?
Anonymous No.42329994 >>42330468
>>42329080
I you have lost the game stallions.
Anonymous No.42330357 >>42332477 >>42335694 >>42338485
>>42326156
True, they are cute.
Anonymous No.42330468
>>42329994
FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.42330472 >>42331164
>>42298211 (OP)
Raritypity is rare but still real as well
Anonymous No.42331164 >>42331313 >>42332666
>>42330472
Rarity has no snowpity, she is a WHORE.
Anonymous No.42331313 >>42331649 >>42331662
>>42331164
wrong
Anonymous No.42331649
>>42331313
You're wrong.
Anonymous No.42331662
>>42331313
blue mane rarity > purple mane
Anonymous No.42331914
>>42302960
sunset magic color used to be cyan before they switched it to red for some reason
Anonymous No.42332477
>>42330357
would give this guy a good hug
Anonymous No.42332658
>>42298211 (OP)
What is Shining Armor beaming for?
Anonymous No.42332666 >>42333664
>>42331164
>t.raging homosexual with raging pussy envy
Anonymous No.42333664
>>42332666
We know that's what you are.
Anonymous No.42334035 >>42334287 >>42334714 >>42335320 >>42337188 >>42337641
If only /mlp/ could appreciate the value of platonic, nonsexual friendship with stallions
Anonymous No.42334287
>>42334035
It's hard on a website full of homosexual
Anonymous No.42334714
>>42334035
how much noodles does a sunburst consume on a daily process?
Anonymous No.42334727
>>42326819
brown
Anonymous No.42335320
>>42334035
would study magic with this wee dude
Anonymous No.42335694
>>42330357
This pony is a better mailpony than Derpy.
Anonymous No.42336452 >>42336597
>>42326188
oy vey
Anonymous No.42336597 >>42336873
>>42336452
wtf does this mean
Anonymous No.42336873
>>42336597
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.42337188
>>42334035
this anon is 100% a fag
Anonymous No.42337641 >>42337897
>>42334035
I wish I could eat some noodles with him
Anonymous No.42337897 >>42338006
>>42337641
I wonder what the noodles would taste like in Equestria, better be some good shit.
Anonymous No.42338006 >>42338349
>>42337897
Unicorn enchanted Noodles probably taste so goooood
Anonymous No.42338349
>>42338006
Indeed
Anonymous No.42338485 >>42339343 >>42339675
>>42330357
I want to be friends with this pony
Anonymous No.42339343
>>42338485
Me too.
Anonymous No.42339675
>>42338485
He looks cool, so why not. Another friend to my friendlist.
Anonymous No.42339925
>>42322633
Anonymous No.42340341
>>42316118
Fact Checked: TRUE by real MLP:FIM Patriots.
Anonymous No.42340664
>>42298211 (OP)
would give a good hug to Shining Armor
Anonymous No.42341015
>>42322633
>too pure
still makes you a faggot
Anonymous No.42341335 >>42342061 >>42342358 >>42342831 >>42343882 >>42347515 >>42369576
>>42298211 (OP)
Shining Armor is small LMAO
Anonymous No.42342061
>>42341335
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.42342358 >>42342718 >>42346679
>>42341335
I want to take Shining Armor and you have lost the game
Anonymous No.42342718
>>42342358
>spoiler
Oh...
Anonymous No.42342831 >>42343077 >>42352709
>>42341335
her teats are like giant pillows for him its not fair
Anonymous No.42343077
>>42342831
unff teat pillows sound soo good to lie on
Anonymous No.42343413
>>42326188
Not a real country, GTFO.
Anonymous No.42343882 >>42344215
>>42341335
dude looks like a little foal kek
Anonymous No.42344215 >>42344553
>>42343882
Cadence shrunk her husband so he could play with their foal, Flurry Heart.
Anonymous No.42344553
>>42344215
Shining Armor doesn't need to be shrunk to play with his foal...
Anonymous No.42345245 >>42345688 >>42452894
>>42326188
Why is there jews on the pony board
Anonymous No.42345688 >>42452894
>>42345245
Mossad is everywhere. They could be even in your walls right now, haha...
Anonymous No.42346158 >>42420145
>>42312966
It's not.
Anonymous No.42346679 >>42347171
>>42342358
fuck you
Anonymous No.42347171
>>42346679
>:3
Anonymous No.42347515
>>42341335
unf...
Anonymous No.42348470
>>42322633
fag
Anonymous No.42348898
>>42298226
spbp
Anonymous No.42349522 >>42350531 >>42355988
>>42298211 (OP)
It's a beautiful thing.
Anonymous No.42350531 >>42350785
>>42349522
Make him stop standing like that please.
Anonymous No.42350785 >>42351741 >>42352189 >>42367365 >>42387125
>>42350531
Nope! All smiles.
Anonymous No.42351741
>>42350785
I can't tell if Shining Armor or this dude's front face looks worse
Anonymous No.42352189
>>42350785
His eyes are too close to each other wtf
Anonymous No.42352247 >>42353612
>>42299545
This, I noticed most normies and yes even the people here count as normies, see themselves as worthwhile and that they deserve to be important to other people (both men and women have this menta illness). Main characters in a story so to speak, yet in real life there is no fucking story, we are just here and should enjoy life and that is it.
Anonymous No.42352709
>>42342831
Sounds hot.
Anonymous No.42352725 >>42353597
>>42299545
Mostly gay people do that.
Anonymous No.42353597 >>42353650
>>42352725
Like you, of course.
Anonymous No.42353612 >>42353650
>>42299545
>>42352247
how the fuck is someone supposed to love another without that other person being important to them? what do you think love is?
Anonymous No.42353650 >>42353660 >>42354639
>>42353597
You don't even know me.

>>42353612
Love is not equal being selfish. I think that anon means that instead of people expecting an organic love interest between two people, they instead expect to be important in the eye of anyone regardless just because they deserve it.
Anonymous No.42353660 >>42353711
>>42353650
>they instead expect to be important in the eye of anyone regardless just because they deserve it
everyone on earth wants this, it's a fundamental aspect of the human condition
Anonymous No.42353711
>>42353660
Yeah true, but if love interest isn't organic then it's not even real, and as such forcing love where there's really none will just make a person feel more alone in the end.
Anonymous No.42354639 >>42355608
>>42353650
>You don't even know me.
What makes you think that?
Anonymous No.42355411
>>42298211 (OP)
Yeah it's real and it's beautiful.
Anonymous No.42355608 >>42355902
>>42354639
Because I'm everyone and no one. I'm anonymous.
Anonymous No.42355902
>>42355608
That's funny because im pretty sure I'm THE anonymous, not you.
Anonymous No.42355988 >>42356759 >>42368484
>>42349522
hes cute
Anonymous No.42356759 >>42356884
>>42355988
wholesome couple
Anonymous No.42356884 >>42357330
>>42356759
apple family hookup
Anonymous No.42357330 >>42357752 >>42360771 >>42366442
>>42356884
They like to keep it in the family, it seems.
Anonymous No.42357752 >>42358456
>>42357330
Eeyup.
Anonymous No.42358456
>>42357752
Does Big Mac do it with Applejack in the barn?
Anonymous No.42358490
>>42298211 (OP)
worst thread I've ever seen. goodbye forever
Anonymous No.42358644
>>42298211 (OP)
best thread I've ever seen. keep going
Anonymous No.42358904
>>42298211 (OP)
Most mediocre thread I've ever seen. kinda bump it once or twice
Anonymous No.42359307 >>42359424 >>42365222
Cool thread
Anonymous No.42359424
>>42359307
I agree
Anonymous No.42359505 >>42360313 >>42361743
icepity
Anonymous No.42360313 >>42361866
>>42359505
Firepity is better.
Anonymous No.42360771
>>42357330
Earth Pony classic.
Anonymous No.42361743 >>42382455 >>42452907
>>42359505
icepity the fool
Anonymous No.42361866 >>42362565
>>42360313
firepride
Anonymous No.42362565
>>42361866
firefire
Anonymous No.42363218 >>42363936 >>42364535
>>42322633
Anonymous No.42363936
>>42363218
would
Vogefag uncloaked No.42363960
>>42305513
>>42299175
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA oh wait you guys are serious. Now I understand why Lauren hates you lot
Anonymous No.42364535
>>42363218
she is JUST ASKING FOR IT
Anonymous No.42365222 >>42365287
>>42359307
More like hot thread. So much firepride!
Anonymous No.42365287 >>42365951
>>42365222
It's quite on fire, eh?
Anonymous No.42365951
>>42365287
Quite.
Anonymous No.42366442 >>42367067
>>42357330
Why else would they stay close? They're FUCKING each other.
Anonymous No.42367067
>>42366442
unffff
Anonymous No.42367365
>>42350785
Would squeeze his little pathetic head and crush it
Anonymous No.42367909
>>42298211 (OP)
fact checked: FALSE by real pity patriots
Anonymous No.42368484 >>42368500
>>42355988
Cute pony with his wife
Anonymous No.42368500 >>42368870
>>42368484
They are cousins
Anonymous No.42368870 >>42368890
>>42368500
that's what makes it better
Anonymous No.42368890 >>42368908 >>42376542
>>42368870
That's what your parents said before spawning an abortion
Anonymous No.42368908
>>42368890
Nah, that's what your parents said about you instead.
Anonymous No.42369576 >>42370117
>>42341335
me on the left
Anonymous No.42370117
>>42369576
your mom is on the right LOLLLL
Anonymous No.42370564 >>42370930
>>42299015
wholesome neutrality
Anonymous No.42370930
>>42370564
Neutralpity!
Anonymous No.42370939
>>42322633
truthnuke
Anonymous No.42371000 >>42371385 >>42372923 >>42373772 >>42374696 >>42390441
Stallions and the mares they crush over
Anonymous No.42371385
>>42371000
He wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash just like the rest of us!
Anonymous No.42371962
>>42298211 (OP)
I agree.
Anonymous No.42372923
>>42371000
He cute.
Anonymous No.42373772
>>42371000
he'd be good with Screwloose
Anonymous No.42374696 >>42375469 >>42376210 >>42386622
>>42371000
he will diagnose rainbow dash with a disease that that can only be cured by the stallion cumming into dashie unf haha
Anonymous No.42375469
>>42374696
Lucky stallion.
Anonymous No.42376210
>>42374696
IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME WHO DID THAT INSTEAD AIEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.42376542
>>42368890
>projection
Anonymous No.42377180 >>42377763
>>42302363
Why do the animators never have the nose/snout looking correctly in the front especially for stallions?
Anonymous No.42377763
>>42377180
low budget, please understandu
Anonymous No.42378410 >>42379111
>>42298211 (OP)
I've seen it so yes it is real
Anonymous No.42379111 >>42379467
>>42378410
Really? Show proofs.
Anonymous No.42379467 >>42380313
>>42379111
Go talk to a stallion, that is proof enough.
Anonymous No.42380313 >>42380770
>>42379467
I'd rather NOT, mares are good for me only.
Anonymous No.42380770 >>42381236
>>42380313
Are you the mareschizo?
Anonymous No.42381236
>>42380770
NO.
Anonymous No.42381581 >>42382450 >>42388659 >>42405967
coltpity
Anonymous No.42382137 >>42382450 >>42382498 >>42383215 >>42385470 >>42388659
fillypity
Anonymous No.42382450
>>42381581
>>42382137
CUTE!!!
Anonymous No.42382455
>>42361743
I like this post
Anonymous No.42382470
>>42322633
very true and based. same with marecock.
Anonymous No.42382498
>>42382137
aww sweetie belle's griffon impression is so cute!
Anonymous No.42383215 >>42383747
>>42382137
Sweetie Belle? You shouldn't be doing that unless you're scheming something jewish...
Anonymous No.42383747 >>42384485
>>42383215
>implying rarity's bloodline isn't jewish with how she acts
Anonymous No.42384485
>>42383747
Rara isn't kikeish, cunt!
Anonymous No.42385470
>>42382137
So evil...
Anonymous No.42386622
>>42374696
Niiice.
Anonymous No.42387125 >>42387559
>>42350785
looks so off
Anonymous No.42387559 >>42388103
>>42387125
So do you but am I complaining?
Anonymous No.42388103
>>42387559
fuck you
Anonymous No.42388659 >>42389201
>>42381581
>>42382137
They should team up to be foalpity!
Anonymous No.42389201
>>42388659
Quite the autismpity you are trying to combine.
Anonymous No.42389939
>>42298211 (OP)
no way it is not
Anonymous No.42390441
>>42371000
cuuuuuute!
Anonymous No.42390939 >>42391128 >>42391285
>>42298226
>shooting the shit
Not a ESL nor a amerimutt specimen, what does this mean in the King's English?
Anonymous No.42391128 >>42391188
>>42390939
it means Ω…Ψ­Ψ§Ψ―Ψ«Ψ© غير Ψ±Ψ³Ω…ΩŠΨ©
Anonymous No.42391188 >>42391604
>>42391128
Sorry, I don't speak american.
Anonymous No.42391285
>>42390939
>not a ESL
>a ESL
>a amerimutt
lol
Anonymous No.42391604 >>42392403
>>42391188
God bless cheeseburgers and Amareica and something like that.
Anonymous No.42392403
>>42391604
So american of you.
Anonymous No.42393020 >>42393719
>>42298211 (OP)
Stallionpity? More like FAGGOTpity.
Anonymous No.42393719
>>42393020
yeah we know you're a faggot
Anonymous No.42394166
>>42298211 (OP)
Real'nt
Anonymous No.42394235 >>42394353 >>42394461 >>42394763 >>42394995 >>42398254 >>42398564
You don't have to be gay to appreciate stallions.
Anonymous No.42394353
>>42394235
But it helps
Anonymous No.42394461
>>42394235
It wouldn't be gay if gay people didn't turn it into a gay thing.
Anonymous No.42394763
>>42394235
>he says this while posting a image with a faggot website on the bottom right
Anon...
Anonymous No.42394995
>>42394235
faggot
Anonymous No.42395557 >>42396334 >>42396660
>>42298211 (OP)
sneedpity
Anonymous No.42396334 >>42396660
>>42395557
formerly chuckpity
Anonymous No.42396660 >>42397446 >>42397497
>>42395557
>>42396334
what does this have to do with ponies
Anonymous No.42397446
>>42396660
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.42397497 >>42397935
>>42396660
Anonymous No.42397743
>>42299362
Nah.
Anonymous No.42397935 >>42408095
>>42397497
this beam kills the city slicker ponies
Anonymous No.42398254
>>42394235
yeah ok fag
Anonymous No.42398564 >>42398874 >>42405151
>>42394235
would it be gay to snuggle up to this stallions, feel his soft fuzzy barrel, and smell his mane? asking for a friend
Anonymous No.42398570 >>42399356 >>42400750
Stallion's don't have snowpity. They have their own, similar thing. I don't know what it'd be called. It's sort of an insult to stallions to say they have snowpity, the tarp is too taut and does not fit well. And they express it in a way different from typical snowpity, usually. Here is an example. I think there is an essence of that in this image.
Anonymous No.42398874
>>42398564
fag
Anonymous No.42399356 >>42400750
>>42398570
So, what is it then?
Anonymous No.42400123
>>42298211 (OP)
More like Faggotpity.
Anonymous No.42400128
>>42298226
>can't play vidya with my stallion bros
what else are we supposed to do while hanging out?
Anonymous No.42400750 >>42400981
>>42398570
honestly, I think I can agree, that picture really puts it all together very well. plus holy shit is he cute there

>>42399356
it's been called sandbump, firepride, etc. and although I don't like any of the names all that much, I do have to admit that firepride is the best out of the lot
Anonymous No.42400981 >>42401383
>>42400750
Yeah firepride is best because sandbump sounds like for those saddle arabian ponies.
Anonymous No.42401383 >>42401881 >>42402332
>>42400981
>arab ponies
grim as hell
Anonymous No.42401881
>>42401383
Have you said thank you to McCarthy and Haber yet?
Anonymous No.42402332 >>42402810 >>42403385 >>42410219
>>42401383
I thought they were cool, and that one blue guy has a massive cock, so they're okay in my book
Anonymous No.42402810
>>42402332
That sounds gay, Anon
Anonymous No.42403385 >>42403715 >>42410210
>>42402332
https://ponerpics.org/images/2873981
I believe this is the pic anon is referring to. Dude won the genetic lottery for sure!
Anonymous No.42403715
>>42403385
That is certainly something alright
Anonymous No.42404165 >>42404624 >>42406354
>>42298211 (OP)
stallionpity is stored in the balls
Anonymous No.42404624 >>42405173
>>42404165
How would you know of such a thing?
Anonymous No.42405151 >>42405518
>>42398564
Gee, I wonder who made this post. First word F and last word AGGOT.
Anonymous No.42405173 >>42416543
>>42404624
somepony stallionpitied all over his face
Anonymous No.42405518
>>42405151
FuckingBasedaggot?
Anonymous No.42405967
>>42381581
Devilishpity
Anonymous No.42406354 >>42406701
>>42404165
So stallionpity can be transferred? Can one be "given" stallionpity?
Anonymous No.42406701 >>42406995
>>42406354
It's pretty thick and voluminous, but yes, it can be transferred.
Anonymous No.42406995 >>42407675
>>42406701
sounds gay as hell
Anonymous No.42407675 >>42407753
>>42406995
Nah, you're just reading it all gay-like, fag...
Anonymous No.42407753 >>42408385
>>42407675
It's obvious what you're talking about and that's not stallionpity, it's reproductionpity
Anonymous No.42408095
>>42397935
Rude >:(
Anonymous No.42408385 >>42408757
>>42407753
Well, if anything, that's a large facet of stallionpity; the virile output of a hot & bothered stallion that's been teased on and off for a while. However, I suppose stallionpity as a whole, is a mix of their toned bodies, their handsome faces, their powerful sexual organs, and their fun and chill personalities. Certain stallions have certain levels of stallionpity, but no stallion has none.
Anonymous No.42408757
>>42408385
Sounds gay.
Anonymous No.42409199 >>42409488
>>42298211 (OP)
Glad to see that Shining Armor is happy!
Anonymous No.42409488
>>42409199
I mean he has to be always happy with his great wife, no?
Anonymous No.42410210 >>42410754
>>42403385
faggot
Anonymous No.42410219 >>42410899
>>42402332
is that canon? Are any penis lengths canon?
Anonymous No.42410754
>>42410210
says the one who clicked on the image KEK
Anonymous No.42410899 >>42411147
>>42410219
>he didnt read the faust tweet on canon girths and lengths for every species
Anonymous No.42411147 >>42411351
>>42410899
Post the faust tweet please I need to see it.
Anonymous No.42411351 >>42412012
>>42411147
hey, lauren faust here. just wanna say these horses are packin'
Anonymous No.42412012 >>42412036
>>42411351
I cant believe the real Lauren Faust is on /mlp/ right now confirming cock sizes!
Anonymous No.42412036 >>42412542 >>42413618
>>42412012
Yup just want to confirm everypony is hung and nopony gets upset about their size
And yes, stallionpity is stored in the balls
Anonymous No.42412542
>>42412036
Thank you Lauren Faust for the wise advice
Anonymous No.42413183
>>42298211 (OP)
faggotpity moment
Anonymous No.42413618
>>42412036
If every stallion is hung, no stallion is hung.
Anonymous No.42413942 >>42419886
Berry Krueger
Anonymous No.42413949 >>42413973 >>42414148 >>42414181 >>42418572
fatass
Anonymous No.42413973 >>42415996 >>42421567
>>42413949
Dang he eats pie like that?! Imagine what hes like when hes eating a mare's pie!
Anonymous No.42414148
>>42413949
He's pretty slim after all he is in the wonderbolts
Anonymous No.42414181 >>42414618 >>42415127
>>42413949
slappable.....
Anonymous No.42414618 >>42414641
>>42414181
asscheeks...
Anonymous No.42414641
>>42414618
plappable...
Anonymous No.42415127
>>42414181
t. Rainbow Dash
Anonymous No.42415996
>>42413973
munch munch!
Anonymous No.42416543 >>42416966
>>42405173
That's gay as hell
Anonymous No.42416966 >>42417441
>>42416543
straight as hell* no homo
Anonymous No.42417441 >>42418124
>>42416966
It's faggotshit.
Anonymous No.42418124
>>42417441
it's super based*
FTFY
Anonymous No.42418572 >>42419431
>>42413949
he's a cute pony
Anonymous No.42419431
>>42418572
well obviously anon
Anonymous No.42419886
>>42413942
He'd be one hell of a party planner, even in ponies dreams.
Anonymous No.42420145
>>42346158
It truly is*
Anonymous No.42420357 >>42420672 >>42420968 >>42421231
>>42298211 (OP)
Real? Real to fucking WHO
Anonymous No.42420672 >>42420968
>>42420357
me
Anonymous No.42420968
>>42420672
>>42420357
and also me ;)
Anonymous No.42421231
>>42420357
your MOM
Anonymous No.42421567 >>42422468
>>42413973
look at him munch munch munch!
Anonymous No.42422468
>>42421567
he eatin good
Anonymous No.42422473 >>42422779 >>42423060 >>42425171 >>42425178 >>42426141 >>42452924
I hate stallions so much it's unreal.
Anonymous No.42422779 >>42423519
>>42422473
Bitch ass nigga
Anonymous No.42423060
>>42422473
Hate you too.
Anonymous No.42423519 >>42423727
>>42422779
zesty ass buck zebra
Anonymous No.42423727 >>42424052
>>42423519
all Zebras are like that lol
Anonymous No.42424052 >>42424661
>>42423727
Really?
Anonymous No.42424661
>>42424052
yah
Anonymous No.42425171
>>42422473
>twilight is a marecel
checks out
Anonymous No.42425178 >>42425707
>>42422473
same
t. stallion
Anonymous No.42425707
>>42425178
post balls or fake and gay
Anonymous No.42426141 >>42426583
>>42422473
Do you at least like your big brother forever, Twi?
Anonymous No.42426583 >>42426903 >>42427244 >>42427904
>>42426141
No.
Anonymous No.42426903
>>42426583
Damn...
Anonymous No.42427244 >>42427513
>>42426583
FAKE TWILIGHT DETECTED GTFO OFF THIS SITE NAO
Anonymous No.42427513
>>42427244
You won't force me.
Anonymous No.42427904
>>42426583
Fraud.
Anonymous No.42428271 >>42428774 >>42429658
>>42298211 (OP)
is that true?
Anonymous No.42428774 >>42429943
>>42428271
yeah
Anonymous No.42429658
>>42428271
NO.
Anonymous No.42429943 >>42430198
>>42428774
so which one is it?
Anonymous No.42430198 >>42430377
>>42429943
Both, both is good.
Anonymous No.42430377 >>42430989
>>42430198
There can only be ONE, Anon.
Anonymous No.42430989
>>42430377
Sigh... It's a no then.
Anonymous No.42431551 >>42432280
>>42305513
wat teh fuks
Anonymous No.42432280 >>42433093
>>42431551
you know how faggots are anon
Anonymous No.42433093
>>42432280
I see now
Anonymous No.42433545 >>42433931
>>42299015
I love this!
Anonymous No.42433931
>>42433545
We all do, Anon.
Anonymous No.42434165 >>42434559
Real twilight here, just wanna say i love my big bro so much
Anonymous No.42434559
>>42434165
is he your BBBFF?
Anonymous No.42434828 >>42434838 >>42435445 >>42437253 >>42441323 >>42442314
stallionpity
Anonymous No.42434838
>>42434828
God he is so pathetic. I love him.
Anonymous No.42435445 >>42435908
>>42434828
why is his cutie mark animating?!
Anonymous No.42435908 >>42435916
>>42435445
Later season slop, the "cute mark map" is calling him.
Anonymous No.42435916 >>42436049 >>42436750
>>42435908
>slop
>cute mark
get out, nigger
Anonymous No.42436049
>>42435916
It was a typo, negro.
Anonymous No.42436750
>>42435916
cute couple
Anonymous No.42437253
>>42434828
cuuuute!
Anonymous No.42437283 >>42437691
stallionpity is truly real! nopony can deny this now!
Anonymous No.42437691 >>42438094 >>42438492 >>42438978
>>42437283
Look! Sunburst is even holding it in his hands!
Anonymous No.42438094
>>42437691
Wow! Amazing!
Anonymous No.42438492 >>42438929
>>42437691
Wow! I-I think I see it! Incredible!
Anonymous No.42438929
>>42438492
yeah its lovely
Anonymous No.42438978 >>42439577 >>42439633
>>42437691
>hands
Anonymous No.42439577
>>42438978
Hooves. My bad, Anon. I won't make the same mistake again!
Anonymous No.42439633 >>42440005
>>42438978
big mac became jaded just like i did. i feel the same way bro we all just want to see milky way’s huge cans sloshing around but unfortunately that’s not allowed. But imagine this, what if she got teat reduction surgery and they would be too small to notice but wouldn’t trigger any alarms. Just something to think about for all the anons out there.
Anonymous No.42440005
>>42439633
>teat reduction surgery
No.
Anonymous No.42440851
sandbump
Anonymous No.42441323 >>42441702
>>42434828
so adorable when he dances
Anonymous No.42441702
>>42441323
yeah!
Anonymous No.42442314 >>42442888
>>42434828
So excited...
Anonymous No.42442888 >>42443300
>>42442314
because he's best pone!
Anonymous No.42443300
>>42442888
indeed
Anonymous No.42444148
I want to brush their mane.
Anonymous No.42444251
>>42298211 (OP)
happypity!
Anonymous No.42444607 >>42445010
>>42299175
ugh this shit ain't right
Anonymous No.42445010
>>42444607
Obviously, fag shit is fag shit
Anonymous No.42445838 >>42446744
>>42302924
what a jumpscare jesus christ
Anonymous No.42446744 >>42447539
>>42445838
it's a beautiful thing.
Anonymous No.42447539
>>42446744
Quite.
Anonymous No.42447986 >>42448536
>>42302924
That's a good smile.
Anonymous No.42448536 >>42448942
>>42447986
Well he's shining armor so he better have a shining smile
Anonymous No.42448942
>>42448536
True.
Anonymous No.42448997 >>42449309 >>42449661 >>42450079 >>42451067 >>42452468 >>42453038 >>42454671 >>42457718
>>42298211 (OP)
Stallionpity is the sweaty crease between the base of the sheath and the top of the scrotum.
Anonymous No.42449309
>>42448997
Err no it isnt
Anonymous No.42449661
>>42448997
gaaay
Anonymous No.42450079
>>42448997
FAGGOT
Anonymous No.42451067 >>42451467
>>42448997
that's just a benis :DDD
Anonymous No.42451467
>>42451067
eeyup
Anonymous No.42452090
>>42298211 (OP)
Sooo true.
Anonymous No.42452468 >>42452885
>>42448997
huh what now
Anonymous No.42452885
>>42452468
Stallionpity is stored in the balls.
Anonymous No.42452893
POST STALLIONPITY
Anonymous No.42452894 >>42457243 >>42461668
>>42326188
>>42345245
>>42345688
Mossad has infested the show, Hasbro, and the community after bearing witness to the power of /mlpol/. Competitive autists mixing with extremist ideology is a recipe for shit that goes in the history books.
Anonymous No.42452907
>>42361743
underrated
Anonymous No.42452924
>>42422473
shut the fuck up mary
get off twilight's computer
Anonymous No.42453038 >>42453437 >>42454234 >>42454671
>>42448997
Nah, stallionpity exists in the soft perineum-like area below between The bottom of their ponut and above their juicy sack. The part that pulsates and twitches as they shoot their voluminous seed.
Anonymous No.42453437
>>42453038
That... sounds gay.
Anonymous No.42454234
>>42453038
wat
Anonymous No.42454671 >>42454968
>>42448997
>>42453038
You're both talking about cock and balls.
Anonymous No.42454968 >>42455284 >>42458029
>>42454671
Well, cock & balls IS kind of a large facet of what makes stallions so appealing.
Anonymous No.42455284 >>42455317
>>42454968
So stallionpity and snowpity combined makes a foalpity?
Anonymous No.42455317 >>42455701
>>42455284
They combine to make heteropity
Anonymous No.42455321
Stallionpity + Stallionpity= Homopity
Snowpity + Snowpity= Lesbopity
Anonymous No.42455701 >>42455794
>>42455317
which makes foals?
Anonymous No.42455794 >>42456201 >>42456668 >>42457668
>>42455701
Well, yeah. I suppose if stallionpity mixes just right with snowpity, fertilizationpity would occur and foalpity would be created.
Anonymous No.42456201
>>42455794
Fantastic!
Anonymous No.42456668
>>42455794
unf
Anonymous No.42457243
>>42452894
wuh what???
Anonymous No.42457668
>>42455794
ebin :DDD
Anonymous No.42457718
>>42448997
I think that's called the fucking taint, you retard?
Anonymous No.42458029 >>42458113
>>42454968
but what if im not a fag and like stallions?
Anonymous No.42458113 >>42458548 >>42465157 >>42465742
>>42458029
I mean, you can enjoy stallions however you please, completely straight and hetero anon... There's much more to them than just their naughty bits. I was just saying that their cock & balls are a major draw to stallions for many. (There's no cock like horsecock!) But I personally also love their overall larger size, more solid build, expressive faces, and their more angular muzzle design.
For yourself, I'd say in order to get maximum enjoyment out of stallions, just imagine playing sports or video games together, working on some sort of constructive project as a team, or simply chilling at a pub shooting the shit with them. These are things stallions excel at and I'm sure you'd really enjoy involving yourself in their antics as a completely straight dude that just wants to have a platonic relationship with some good stallion bros.
Anonymous No.42458548
>>42458113
Right...
Anonymous No.42458887
Which stallion has the most stallionpity and why!?
Anonymous No.42458947 >>42459371 >>42459713 >>42460898
Whichever one is your favorite has the most stallionpity.
Anonymous No.42459371 >>42459712
>>42458947
Big Macintosh because he gets the love of his life and fathers a foal to continue his lineage
Anonymous No.42459712
>>42459371
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
NOT HER
Anonymous No.42459713 >>42460058
>>42458947
who is this and why is he offering me that to wear
Anonymous No.42460058 >>42460216 >>42465038
>>42459713
Well, you're not going to reject a offer from a cute pony are you? Wear it.
Anonymous No.42460216
>>42460058
n-no!
Anonymous No.42460898
>>42458947
>tfw no pegasus horsebando to take me for a ride in the sky
Anonymous No.42461061 >>42461270 >>42462257 >>42463719
>>42298211 (OP)
shouldn't it be (magma/lava)pity?
Anonymous No.42461270
>>42461061
doesn't sound as catchy
Anonymous No.42461668
>>42452894
Ehhh???
Anonymous No.42462257
>>42461061
Lavapity sounds good to me.
Anonymous No.42462419
shining armors bwhc
Anonymous No.42462808 >>42463226
^ this anon is a FAG-GOT
Anonymous No.42463226
>>42462808
Everyone can tell, no need to tell the obvious.
Anonymous No.42463719
>>42461061
Magmapity sounds like shit
Anonymous No.42464303 >>42464604
>>42298220
jej
Anonymous No.42464604
>>42464303
idgi
Anonymous No.42465038
>>42460058
Fuck no
Anonymous No.42465157 >>42465495
>>42458113
wtf
Anonymous No.42465495
>>42465157
No homo its all good
Anonymous No.42465742
>>42458113
trvth nvke
Anonymous No.42466027 >>42466823
>>42298211 (OP)
I hope so
Anonymous No.42466823 >>42467156 >>42467823
>>42466027
It's really real, Anon.
Anonymous No.42467156
>>42466823
Awesome!
Anonymous No.42467823 >>42468406 >>42468752
>>42466823
PROOFS??!
Anonymous No.42468406
>>42467823
just have a look!
Anonymous No.42468752 >>42468980 >>42469391
>>42467823
The location is a secret.
Anonymous No.42468980
>>42468752
Fug...
Anonymous No.42469391 >>42469749
>>42468752
Tell us!
Anonymous No.42469749 >>42470431 >>42470964 >>42471322 >>42471728 >>42473963
>>42469391
Alright, fine. It's in the --- REDACTED ---
Anonymous No.42470431
>>42469749
I see...
Anonymous No.42470964
>>42469749
Wow...
Anonymous No.42471322
>>42469749
Wow..,
Anonymous No.42471728
>>42469749
Wow...
Anonymous No.42472175
stallion belongs to page 1
Anonymous No.42473963
>>42469749
Wow...
Anonymous No.42473971 >>42474698 >>42474977 >>42475073 >>42475515 >>42476104 >>42476768 >>42476972 >>42477573 >>42477994 >>42478391 >>42479223 >>42479691 >>42480971 >>42481627 >>42482360 >>42483159 >>42483637
I'm not gay but I would definitely suck the cock of every stallion in equestria if given the chance.
Anonymous No.42474698
>>42473971
fag
Anonymous No.42474977
>>42473971
fag
Anonymous No.42475073 >>42475515 >>42476104 >>42476768 >>42476972 >>42477573 >>42477994 >>42478391 >>42479223 >>42479691 >>42480971 >>42482360 >>42483159 >>42483637
>>42473971
I'm not gay but same.
Anonymous No.42475515
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42476104
>>42473971
>>42475073
fag
Anonymous No.42476768
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42476972
>>42473971
>>42475073
FAGS
Anonymous No.42477573
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42477994
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42478391
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42479223
>>42473971
>>42475073
FAGS
Anonymous No.42479252 >>42479809 >>42480420
Snowpitology has come far, so many kinds of pities have been discovered since the discovery of the concept of snowpity.
Anonymous No.42479691
>>42473971
>>42475073
utter fags
Anonymous No.42479809 >>42480398
>>42479252
this might be the dumbest thing this board has ever come up with and continue to use
Anonymous No.42480398
>>42479809
There'll be even more dumb things up and coming that people will parrot for the future.
Anonymous No.42480420 >>42480435 >>42480994
>>42479252
>snow
>pity
>two words that connote sadness, melancholy, and isolation
>somehow means a happy thing when you put them together
I got another one! how about we describe the heart of joy of seeing cute ponies with "firemalice" or "tundrasorrow"
Anonymous No.42480435 >>42483875
>>42480420
personally I prefer "rapedeath"
Anonymous No.42480971
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42480994
>>42480420
I always perceive "pity" as a cute pit, so it sounds cute to me. And there is nothing wrong with snow.
Anonymous No.42481627
>>42473971
It's gay if you don't do the mares too.
Anonymous No.42482360
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42482824
Don't fall off at the last steps.
Anonymous No.42483159
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42483637
>>42473971
>>42475073
fags
Anonymous No.42483875
>>42480435
That's not sadness, that's disturbing.
Anonymous No.42484317
Stallionpity Studpity Firepride Sandbump
Anonymous No.42484319
Goodbye stallions!
Anonymous No.42484390 >>42484461
This thread was up for almost 2 months.
Anonymous No.42484461
>>42484390
That's actually impressive in its own way.