stallionpity IS REAL

dirtshitty

i'm not a faggot but i do fantasize about shooting the shit with some of the stallions in the show
it's a nice counterpart to my constant maladaptive daydreams about dating mai waifu

>>42298211 (OP)
No.

>>42298226
completely normal to want to be friends with male characters. the biggest fags are the ones scared of stallions lmao

>>42298211 (OP)
ponypity!

>>42298226
This af. Could absolutely see myself getting drinks with Big Mac or Shining after a long day of work. Just some crisp cider, shooting the shit and relaxing with the lads.

>>42298211 (OP)
I would absolutely befriend Sunburst.

>>42298211 (OP)
Hate stallionfags but I have to admit the funniest post of all time came from one.

>>42299159
?? You can't just say that and not post it.

>>42299168
I can't find it anywhere on the archives but it was something like this:
>Whenever I take a fat shit, I like to imagine it's actually Shining Armor's fat horsecock popping out of my ass

>>42299175
lol

>>42299175
HAHA WTF kek

all these hoops this board jumps through only to basically autistically convey the simple message that they're lonely and crave a good friend

>>42299236
Don't we all want love?

Stallions have no reason to exist.

>42299363
>Abhorrent post
>Cozyfag
Pottery.

>>42299363
They exist to make more ponies with mares.

>>42299363
neither do you but am I complaining about your shitty existance?

>>42299362
People want more then love, they want self importance
They want ((you)) to be interested in them

>>42298226
Big Mac can probably shoot some mad pants. He'd be fun to hang out with

>>42298211 (OP)
Shining Armour has a different stallion model than most stallions.
For one he’s a bit more curvy and has a more pronounced jaw, compared to Big Mac, Zephyr Breeze, Thunderlane, etc using the default stallion model.
So Shining Armour is kind of like the gigachad meme of stallions within the show with his jaw line.

>>42299552
No wonder the Princess of Love wanted him.

>>42299175
Every shit?

Wow.

>>42299175
wtf

>>42299015
This.

>>42299537
Magic can replace them. Mares can just temporarily get dicks for the procreation purposes.

>>42299540
Sounds like it.

>>42298226
spbp
Imagine getting transported to Equestria and having no male friends

>>42299552
The way you can see his other eye makes him look doofy.

>>42301363
This shit pisses me off. Blockhead. I have to try to ignore it because it looks so dumb, but I also like Shining Armor a lot.

>>42301409
Yeah I like the character so I can look past it but they really aren't doing him any favors with that look.

>>42298211 (OP)
stallionpity: snowpity, but beefy, masculine, and borderline gay as FUCK.

I do pity anyone who incarnates into Equestria but does it as a fucking stallion. If that’s what stallionpity is, of course it’s real. It is never and will never be anything like Godly snowpity.

Girlism > Cult of Boyishness

>>42301418
>>42301426
take your meds gollyfag

>>42298226
Suppose it'd be nice to talk to Big Mac about life and such.

>>42301363
depressingly, it's not even his worst angle

>>42302363
How did the animators get away with making that?!

>>42299552
I always thought his model was kinda awkward. His jaw looks bulbous and strange rather than "chiseled" and the body proportions are a bit too mismatched. I think Sombra has the better looking head shape.

>>42302587
they saw what the promotional artists get away with and decided that whatever the animators do is probably fine by comparison

>>42302868
What the FUCK

>>42302896
She has evolved thumbs. Your days are numbered, monkey.

>>42302896
apex predator with hoof thumbs

>>42302363
TWILY

>>42302924
>this is the last thing twilight ever sees and hears before everything goes dark

Rare stallion facts:

Shining Armor is the only true white pony. They actually had to make the white of his eyes slightly blueish to make his eyes visible against his coat.

Save for a handful of exceptions, the magic aura of a unicorn is a similar color as their iris. Instead of blue, Shining Armor's magic color is magenta. The color of Cadance's eyes. Cadance's magic color is aquamarine, like Shining Armor's eyes. They were destined for eachother.

Stallions shouldn’t exist.

>>42302924
Shining!

>>42302960
Cadence looks like she's wearing sunglasses lol

>>42302924
OH MY GOD HE IS STARING ONTO MY SOUL

>>42298211 (OP)
Very true!

>>42302990
cursed

>>42299175
wtf

>>42298211 (OP)
IT'S REAL?!

>>42302960
>Instead of blue, Shining Armor's magic color is magenta. The color of Cadance's eyes. Cadance's magic color is aquamarine, like Shining Armor's eyes. They were destined for eachother.
Huh, I never noticed. That's actually very sweet.

Poor pinkie pie…

>>42302363
he's better when he's goofy

>>42304717
he looks like a sphere kek

>>42302924
OH SHIT THAT SCARED ME

>>42299175
Amateur, real fags pretend they're laying changeling eggs

>>42305513

>>42305513
why are you like this

>>42302960
Unicorns' magic colors that aren't determined by their eyes are determined by their cutie marks. Shining Armor's magenta magic and Candyass's blue are derived from their cutie marks which have those colors. Same goes for the gold-colored magic of Celestia and Minuette, the magenta of Twilight, and the purple of Snails (though weirdly not the orange of Snips).

>>42302924
oh

>>42302896
GET THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN

If Big Mac is short for Big Macintosh then what is Whopper short for?

>>42307368
Little Mac

>>42305513
Are you a changeling, Anon?

>>42307368
Whoppersnopper

>>42302924
What a beauty

>>42301418
Idiot post. There's nothing wrong with stallions. They're fine bros.

>>42298226
Would go bowling with the lads
Shining, Raritys dad, me, and Spike as our mascot

>>42301418
>Cozy Glow flag
>absolute shit opinion
like pottery

>>42298226
>i'm not a faggot but

>>42302896
this is ILLEGAL

>>42302363
so derpy looking

>>42305513
Why is every single bugfag like this?

>>42312167
>pic
I miss pony cinema servers

>>42305513
huh what now

it is real

>>42312966
big macintosh is real yeah I just met the pony irl

>>42312966
WHATS REAL

How do we stop The Gays from claiming every handsome stallion in Equestria

>>42313842

Just say no!

>>42313842
we stop the globalists from poisoning the water with fag juices that makes the frogs gay

>>42305751
This confirms that Sweetie Belle (who has no green on her cutie mark) is in fact a changeling.

>>42302924

>>42314250
no she isnt

>>42313862
Something tells me by that pic you're a fag

>>42315262
Gee Anon, what made you think that? The fact that he posted Big Mac with his ass visible?

>>42315592
Nta, but gay people really ruined male characters.
Just think about it. Every thread featuring male character is always full of gay porn and fags acting like fags. I'm literally scared to even enter a thread featuring male characters.
It's quit normal for someone to associate someone who post male characters to being actually gay since it's basically the norm.

>>42315262

Heavens no. Honestly, though, I don’t even blame you for thinking that.

>>42315615
but why even use that pic then

>>42316048

I like his expression? It's a reaction image

>>42316048
Better question is why you focus on the ass so much when there's barely any anyway

>>42313842
You can't, all the mares in equestria will have to become lesbians

>>42316048
Post mare ass and nobody bats an eye, stallion ass is posted and everyone loses their minds

>>42316104
Nobody is gay or lesbian in mlp.
It's a show about friendship not lesbianship and was made before the gamergate.

>>42315604
You're saying this as if threads featuring female characters aren't any less lusted over

>>42316121
And yet those characters aren't "ruined" in fact it elevates them in the eyes of anons.
>>42316114
They can't handle Big Mac's big ass!

>>42316118

>>42316121
The real problem is that nobody lusts over men, but rather over gay man which is very different. Not that I'm pro coomer at all but if I have to see porn I'd rather not see gay one, because I hate it.

>>42316079
you could of used a shot with no ASS but yet you did, curious.

>>42316372

The ASS wasn't particularly on my mind when I saved the image.

>>42316398
It was a subconscious choice to use the ass. Look into your own deeper thoughts!

>>42314250
but her magic is determined by her eyes, doofus

>>42316398
it was if you even bothered to save it with the tail swooged away from hiding it

>>42316398
Certainly quite the lie you have there.

>>42313842
force every handsome stallion to marry a mare, simple as.

>>42316398
yeah ok buddy

>>42302960
>Shining Armor is the only true white pony
im sure there are other white skinned ponies anon

>>42316114
Stallion ass is fag shit.

>>42298211 (OP)
SHOW PROOFS

>>42319845
no

>>42298211 (OP)
sex

>>42320419
with your mom

>>42320916
Your mother is pretty hot, and I can confirm that since im banging her right now.

>>42321130
Are you about to finish, anon?

>>42321183
Yeah, there's a big line next to me waiting for their time to bang that Anon's mom so you'll have to wait for a while.

>>42302960
>Shining Armor is the only true white pony.
What about Double Diamond? Fancy Pants? Blueblood?

>>42321525
He means as in pure white in the colour, rest of the white ponies have a bit of grey so they can have white eyes without any blue tint like Shining.

>>42322188
>blue tint like Shining.
You mean like this? Rarity is gray with the usual white eyes, but Blueblood's coat is white and you clearly see his eyes are slightly blue by comparison.

>>42322383
I mean as in the RGB, Blueblood's white is 252, 252, 252 but Shining is 255, 255, 255 the most white you can get.

>>42322395
Interesting, I wouldn't have noticed that subtle difference.

>>42319334
Wanting to have sex with stallions isn't fag shit you retard. Stallions are too pure for it to be gay.

>>42322633
Faggiest post of the day by the way

>>42322633
Do you even read what you fucking type you fucking moron???

>>42322633
>that shit you just typed

>>42322633
trve...

>>42322633
You know what? I don't think that's true.

>>42322643
I am a feemail you idiot

>>42322633
man i made this thread because i wanna pet them, not have sex with them
theyre cute like mares

>>42326156
Ok I think we could have them as pets.

>>42298211 (OP)
stallionpity ISRAEL

>>42326118
I want to believe

>>42326188
Crusader States >>>>>> Isra*l >>>>>>> P*lestin*

>>42326156
>>42326173
kill yourself faggots

>>42326819
Gay

>>42326847
We know that's what you are.

>>42322633
yeah sure bud

>>42298211 (OP)
Yeah, I sure pity stallions.

>>42328346
you snowpity stallions?

>>42329080
I you have lost the game stallions.

>>42326156
True, they are cute.

>>42329994
FUCK YOU

>>42298211 (OP)
Raritypity is rare but still real as well

>>42330472
Rarity has no snowpity, she is a WHORE.

>>42331164
wrong

>>42331313
You're wrong.

>>42331313
blue mane rarity > purple mane

>>42302960
sunset magic color used to be cyan before they switched it to red for some reason

>>42330357
would give this guy a good hug

>>42298211 (OP)
What is Shining Armor beaming for?

>>42331164
>t.raging homosexual with raging pussy envy

>>42332666
We know that's what you are.

If only /mlp/ could appreciate the value of platonic, nonsexual friendship with stallions

>>42334035
It's hard on a website full of homosexual

>>42334035
how much noodles does a sunburst consume on a daily process?

>>42326819
brown

>>42334035
would study magic with this wee dude

>>42330357
This pony is a better mailpony than Derpy.

>>42326188
oy vey

>>42336452
wtf does this mean

>>42336597
>he doesn't know

>>42334035
this anon is 100% a fag

>>42334035
I wish I could eat some noodles with him

>>42337641
I wonder what the noodles would taste like in Equestria, better be some good shit.

>>42337897
Unicorn enchanted Noodles probably taste so goooood

>>42338006
Indeed

>>42330357
I want to be friends with this pony

>>42338485
Me too.

>>42338485
He looks cool, so why not. Another friend to my friendlist.

>>42322633

>>42316118
Fact Checked: TRUE by real MLP:FIM Patriots.

>>42298211 (OP)
would give a good hug to Shining Armor

>>42322633
>too pure
still makes you a faggot

>>42298211 (OP)
Shining Armor is small LMAO

>>42341335
GIWTWM

>>42341335
I want to take Shining Armor and you have lost the game

>>42342358
>spoiler
Oh...

>>42341335
her teats are like giant pillows for him its not fair

>>42342831
unff teat pillows sound soo good to lie on

>>42326188
Not a real country, GTFO.

>>42341335
dude looks like a little foal kek

>>42343882
Cadence shrunk her husband so he could play with their foal, Flurry Heart.

>>42344215
Shining Armor doesn't need to be shrunk to play with his foal...

>>42326188
Why is there jews on the pony board

>>42345245
Mossad is everywhere. They could be even in your walls right now, haha...

>>42312966
It's not.

>>42342358
fuck you

>>42346679
>:3

>>42341335
unf...

>>42322633
fag

>>42298226
spbp

>>42298211 (OP)
It's a beautiful thing.

>>42349522
Make him stop standing like that please.

>>42350531
Nope! All smiles.

>>42350785
I can't tell if Shining Armor or this dude's front face looks worse

>>42350785
His eyes are too close to each other wtf

>>42299545
This, I noticed most normies and yes even the people here count as normies, see themselves as worthwhile and that they deserve to be important to other people (both men and women have this menta illness). Main characters in a story so to speak, yet in real life there is no fucking story, we are just here and should enjoy life and that is it.

>>42342831
Sounds hot.

>>42299545
Mostly gay people do that.

>>42352725
Like you, of course.

>>42299545
>>42352247
how the fuck is someone supposed to love another without that other person being important to them? what do you think love is?

>>42353597
You don't even know me.

>>42353612
Love is not equal being selfish. I think that anon means that instead of people expecting an organic love interest between two people, they instead expect to be important in the eye of anyone regardless just because they deserve it.

>>42353650
>they instead expect to be important in the eye of anyone regardless just because they deserve it
everyone on earth wants this, it's a fundamental aspect of the human condition

>>42353660
Yeah true, but if love interest isn't organic then it's not even real, and as such forcing love where there's really none will just make a person feel more alone in the end.

>>42353650
>You don't even know me.
What makes you think that?

>>42298211 (OP)
Yeah it's real and it's beautiful.

>>42354639
Because I'm everyone and no one. I'm anonymous.

>>42355608
That's funny because im pretty sure I'm THE anonymous, not you.

>>42349522
hes cute

>>42355988
wholesome couple

>>42356759
apple family hookup

>>42356884
They like to keep it in the family, it seems.

>>42357330
Eeyup.

>>42357752
Does Big Mac do it with Applejack in the barn?

>>42298211 (OP)
worst thread I've ever seen. goodbye forever

>>42298211 (OP)
best thread I've ever seen. keep going

>>42298211 (OP)
Most mediocre thread I've ever seen. kinda bump it once or twice

Cool thread

>>42359307
I agree

icepity

>>42359505
Firepity is better.

>>42357330
Earth Pony classic.

>>42359505
icepity the fool

>>42360313
firepride

>>42361866
firefire

>>42322633

>>42363218
would

>>42305513
>>42299175
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA oh wait you guys are serious. Now I understand why Lauren hates you lot

>>42363218
she is JUST ASKING FOR IT

>>42359307
More like hot thread. So much firepride!

>>42365222
It's quite on fire, eh?

>>42365287
Quite.

>>42357330
Why else would they stay close? They're FUCKING each other.

>>42366442
unffff

>>42350785
Would squeeze his little pathetic head and crush it

>>42298211 (OP)
fact checked: FALSE by real pity patriots

>>42355988
Cute pony with his wife

>>42368484
They are cousins

>>42368500
that's what makes it better

>>42368870
That's what your parents said before spawning an abortion

>>42368890
Nah, that's what your parents said about you instead.

>>42341335
me on the left

>>42369576
your mom is on the right LOLLLL

>>42299015
wholesome neutrality

>>42370564
Neutralpity!

>>42322633
truthnuke

Stallions and the mares they crush over

>>42371000
He wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash just like the rest of us!

>>42298211 (OP)
I agree.

>>42371000
He cute.

>>42371000
he'd be good with Screwloose

>>42371000
he will diagnose rainbow dash with a disease that that can only be cured by the stallion cumming into dashie unf haha

>>42374696
Lucky stallion.

>>42374696
IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME WHO DID THAT INSTEAD AIEEEEEEE

>>42368890
>projection

>>42302363
Why do the animators never have the nose/snout looking correctly in the front especially for stallions?

>>42377180
low budget, please understandu

>>42298211 (OP)
I've seen it so yes it is real

>>42378410
Really? Show proofs.

>>42379111
Go talk to a stallion, that is proof enough.

>>42379467
I'd rather NOT, mares are good for me only.

>>42380313
Are you the mareschizo?

>>42380770
NO.

coltpity

fillypity

>>42381581
>>42382137
CUTE!!!

>>42361743
I like this post

>>42322633
very true and based. same with marecock.

>>42382137
aww sweetie belle's griffon impression is so cute!

>>42382137
Sweetie Belle? You shouldn't be doing that unless you're scheming something jewish...

>>42383215
>implying rarity's bloodline isn't jewish with how she acts

>>42383747
Rara isn't kikeish, cunt!

>>42382137
So evil...

>>42374696
Niiice.

>>42350785
looks so off

>>42387125
So do you but am I complaining?

>>42387559
fuck you

>>42381581
>>42382137
They should team up to be foalpity!

>>42388659
Quite the autismpity you are trying to combine.

>>42298211 (OP)
no way it is not

>>42371000
cuuuuuute!

>>42298226
>shooting the shit
Not a ESL nor a amerimutt specimen, what does this mean in the King's English?

>>42390939
it means محادثة غير رسمية

>>42391128
Sorry, I don't speak american.

>>42390939
>not a ESL
>a ESL
>a amerimutt
lol

>>42391188
God bless cheeseburgers and Amareica and something like that.

>>42391604
So american of you.

>>42298211 (OP)
Stallionpity? More like FAGGOTpity.