>I wonder what's on /mlp/ today?
*click*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:38:39 PM
No.42300355
>>42300366
>>42303108
>>42300316 (OP)
>*insert a deranged fart fetish schizo babble that has some larp about being white here (all glimmerniggers are brown)*
*click*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:39:53 PM
No.42300366
>>42313090
>>42300355
*BRAAAAAAAAP* oh my goodness gracious glimmer farted again haha
>>42300316 (OP)
ัฌเธเธญุธัฆุฐเธ ูะฉเธกเธฑะชุธ เธเธฑ ัฎ
*click*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:46:17 PM
No.42300393
>>42303063
>>42300316 (OP)
>BREAKING NEWS: A Yellow dog who worked as a janitor on a bar has been found dead: authorites say the man was lactose intoloereant. the local milkmare is the current prime suspect. they say his last words where "AIEEEEE MY JOB!11!!"
*click*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:47:57 PM
No.42300402
>>42313090
Tamers singlehandedly revived this board
*click*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:48:58 PM
No.42300408
*CLICK*
>"Hey their fellow Anons stranded here in Equestria!"
>"Anon here!"
>"Do I have the product for YOU."
>"Have YOU ever been sucking your marefriend's fat juicy marecock and thought to your se--
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:53:27 PM
No.42300427
*click*
>--tunning move that managed to piss off absolutly everyon--
*click*
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:09:15 PM
No.42300496
>--opular Clip Clop influencer Pipp Petals recently had her nudes leaked by the infamous hacker known as 4chan.
>Weather this is an isolated incident or the beginning of something greater remains to be se--
*CLICK*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:17:46 AM
No.42300964
*click*
>"It's a sweet lif--"
*click*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:44:03 AM
No.42301703
>>42307028
bump
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:21:31 AM
No.42302201
>>42303512
*click*
>With Chompin' Bits Marshmallows you're guaranteed to spend your weekend in good company~
*click*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:39:41 AM
No.42302220
>>42309489
*cilck*
>dad get out I told you not to come in here when I'm reading my Stalion Prince novels!
*cilck*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:39:45 AM
No.42302221
*click*
>I can see what you're doing right now, Anonymous.
>I don't remember giving you permission to fap to MY little po~
*click*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:41:18 AM
No.42302223
>>42302537
*click*
>yeep!
*click*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:30:03 PM
No.42302537
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:59:10 PM
No.42303063
>>42300393
NOO MY JOB ITS GONE AIEEEE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:04:42 PM
No.42303093
>>42303125
>>42300367
i got the reference, damn
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:08:08 PM
No.42303108
>>42300355
I am white and I would love to be farted on by any of the princesses.
It's high IQ to enjoy such a personal, intimate delicacy.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:09:57 PM
No.42303120
>>42313090
>>42300367
ัฌเธเธญุธัฆุฐเธ ูะฉเธกเธฑะชุธเธเธฑโ
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:10:49 PM
No.42303125
>>42303796
>>42313090
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:39:58 PM
No.42303512
>>42302201
So many rararas
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:34:57 PM
No.42303812
>>42303869
>>42303796
ahh fuck it'll read it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:46:06 PM
No.42303869
>>42303965
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:10:28 PM
No.42303965
>>42303869
OH SHIT DONT TOUCH THE CRYSTAL OH NOOO
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:51:23 PM
No.42304105
>>42307955
*click*
BGM will never fuck you.
*click*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:05:11 PM
No.42304157
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:29:23 PM
No.42304240
*click*
Mark this day in the history books for today Lego Celestia Wars 2 hits the shelves
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:51:10 AM
No.42305028
*click*
-and always remember: Equality is Obedience is Freedom is Servitude is-
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:56:48 AM
No.42305038
*click*
>TWILIGHT!!
>these are MY sponges!
>STAY THE FUCK AWAY
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:59:31 AM
No.42305043
*click*
>"-OH IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOUR FAVORITE PONY IS!"
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:38:55 AM
No.42305194
*click*
>Enjoy the refreshing taste of Diet Coke, now caramel-coloring free!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:44:04 AM
No.42305207
*click*
>Enjoy the refreshing taste of Diet Coke, now caramel-coloring free!
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:20 AM
No.42305604
*click*
>"Thus leading to the mods establishing 'The Crybaby Rule' for their son."
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:54:13 PM
No.42305666
>>42300367
Yes please
>>42303796
Didn't work :(
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:02:27 PM
No.42305671
*click*
>"Did you know the 98% of /mlp/ has autism, get tested today and you too can become a genuine certified autist"
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:06:21 PM
No.42305676
*click*
>-nd im just fucken
>ya know like,
>i got all this clop saved
>and i post it in the thread for clop
>posting fillies
>AND JANNIE COMES ALONG
>AND HE DELETES HALF OF WHAT I POSTED IN THE THREAD
>AND GIVES ME A THREE DAY
>FOR FUCKEN LOLI AND SHOTA
>IN A CLOP THREAD WHERE IVE ONLY POSTED PONIES
>AND IVE BEEN AT IT FOR A WEEK
>AND HE CHOOSES TODAY OF ALL DAYS
>TO GO OUT OF HIS WAY TO FUCK WITH ME
>I WILL FUCKEN FIND YOU
>YOU WORTHLESS, NO PAYCHECK SACK O-
*click*
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:03 PM
No.42306379
*click*
>The Hayatollah has ordered to fly the Black Flag of War for the 14th time this week following ongoing conflicts with Griffonsto-
*click*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:52:25 AM
No.42307028
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:25:23 AM
No.42307353
*click*
>EQUESTRIA, BUCK YEAH!
>COMINโ AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERBUCKINโ DAY, YEAH!!
>EQUESTRIA, BUCK YEAH!!!
>Friendship is the only way, YEAH!
*click*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:06:03 AM
No.42307548
>>42300316 (OP)
>hide thread
*click*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:01:13 AM
No.42307955
>>42304105
>*cue jontron/movie clip
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:39:33 AM
No.42308015
*click*
>...
>...
>...*lick* *lick*
>...
*click*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:56:22 AM
No.42308089
>>42309413
*click*
>KILL GLIMMERFAGS KILL GLIMMERFAGS KILL GLIMMERFAGS
>KILL GLIMMERFAGS KILL GLIMMERFAGS KILL GLIMMERFAGS
>KILL GLIMMERFAGS KILL GLIMMERFAGS KILL GLIMMERFAGS
*click*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:00:04 PM
No.42308457
*click*
>In today's expose I would like to address Anonymous, the missing human
>Everything of him, that is not currently adoring my cute flanks, is a cooling pile of manure I discarded on the side of the road on my route to this conference
>Let it be known, that his bleached in stomach acids cadaver being pushed out through the sphincter of my rectum was his last act of being a pain in somepony's butt
>With this I have fulfilled that sexy, delicious hooman's request for him to "come inside me", "get to know" my purple butt better and for me to eat something that is not a hayburger
>That's all, everypony. Thank You for turning in
*click*
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:56:40 PM
No.42308836
>>42314168
*click*
>Witnesses report that the suspects were seen firing on a migrant worker crowd of buffalo and zebras with assault rifles
>The suspects, who appear to match the descriptions of what multiple ponies describe as a Miss "Posey Bloom" and "Opaline," were last seen speeding off in a wagon emblazoned with the label 'Equestria Border Patrol.'
>The Ponyville Police Department is investigating a possible hate crime motive. At this time the suspects are still at large. Any information leading to an arrest will-
*click*
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:23:51 AM
No.42309411
>>42300316 (OP)
rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:24:52 AM
No.42309413
>>42308089
>fucking shining armor
>fucks stallions and gets fucked by stallions
>makes me so mad
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:25:44 AM
No.42309415
>>42310864
damn this thread is shit compared to usual
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:32:42 AM
No.42309425
*click*
HHHHHAAAAAHHAHAHAHHHAHHEHHHAHAHEHHOHAHAOHWEEHHHEEHAAAAAA *inhales*
โฆ
*weeze*HAAAAA-
*click*
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:11:28 AM
No.42309489
>>42302220
unf very cute and funny.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:15:08 AM
No.42309492
*click*
A family is like a soup
Everyone adds an extra scoop
Mix an ounce of smiles so sweet
A dash of cool to add the heat
And you've got
Too many cooks (x18)
*click*
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:07:52 AM
No.42309719
*click*
>THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
>close up of face
>THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
>stock footage of leaky break fluid
>THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
>close up of face
>THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
>driving shot
>close up of face
>THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
>the exact same stock footage shot again
>THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
*click*
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:18:48 AM
No.42309742
*click*
>and stallions hate me, and I don't know why, because I'm nothing but a supreme gentlemare, but stallions all go for mares like Rarity who-
*click*
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:13:13 PM
No.42310864
>>42311965
>>42312346
>>42309415
TV threads are a clear example of how board culture is quickly reshaping. Oldfags are either refusing to post or have jumped off the ride after infamous chicken jockey events. Newfags are trying their best especially considering how poorly the previous TV thread went down, but clearly don't want to lurk moar.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:21:12 AM
No.42311965
>>42313090
>>42310864
I think the more likely scenario is that we had a really good TV thread not too long ago, so trying the same thing again so soon won't go too well. Same happens with OC threads, the concept just needs a bit of time to rest
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:11:16 AM
No.42312166
*click*
>IT'S THE MARE PUSSY EATING CHALLENGE!
>"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
>THIS WEEKEND, IT'S ALL YOU CAN EAT MARE PUSSY AT DAVE & BUSTER'S!
>taking_a_shit.wav
>JUST HEAR FROM THIS CLIENT TESTIMONY FROM OUR LAST CHALLENGE!
>"MAN I WAS ALL UP IN THAT SHIT! AAAAAAAAAAA-"
>COME IN AND EAT SOME MARE PUSSY THIS SATURDAY!
*click*
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:40:47 AM
No.42312346
>>42310864
I'm a literal 4Chan originalfag from '04. I still post here. In fact, this is the only place I post.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:23:33 AM
No.42312423
damn bro, your grandkids know that?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:39:55 AM
No.42312443
I want my fucking CYOA back! I made sure to bump that shit before bed even though it wasnโt even on page 10 yet and I come back exactly 8 hours later and you niggers let it die. You dirty pig-fucking sonsa biโ
*click*
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:11:28 PM
No.42312859
>>42313478
*click*
Hah..love this channel.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:21:10 PM
No.42313085
*click*
>"Hello?"
"Hey, what's up?"
>"I need your help! Can you come here?"
"Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes."
>"Alright, hurry up and get over here."
"I can't find them."
>"What do you mean you can't find them?"
"I can't find them. There's onl-"
*click*
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:30:04 PM
No.42313090
>>42314783
>>42311965
the amount of newfags who canโt understand what fucking greentext or a TV thread is, is sad.
>>42300366
>>42300402
>>42303120
>>42303125
as shining examples
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:34:52 PM
No.42313478
>>42312859
*we interrupt this broadcast to bring you some breaking news...*
>be sunfag
>get banned
*end of program*
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:27:27 AM
No.42314168
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:08:48 AM
No.42314329
*click*
>..Take her to Detrot!
*click*
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:39:15 AM
No.42314779
*click*
>It's time to play the game...
>TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>MWAHAHAHA-
*click*
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:41:25 AM
No.42314783
>>42313090
cope and seethe
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:54:52 AM
No.42314808
*click*
It's beer! Made by Kirin, and is definitely alcoholic, and most assuredly not just Kirin p-
*click*
