Nerd Ponk

i want to lick her braces

barbietranny slide thread

>>42300879
look at all that candy stuck in them. Gross

Built for panty-ripping wedgies

>>42300874 (OP)
such ugly braces

>>42301740
>such ugly barbies
ftfy

>>42300874 (OP)
sex

Faggot OP.

>>42300879
why???

>be sunfag
>get banned

>>42300874 (OP)
Bit of an insane look in her eyes but it could just be enthusiasm

Nerdy girls are freaky

>>42300874 (OP)
She definitely ranks a level 6 on the Sunset's scale of bullyableness, from 1 being "meh, she's faking the geek chic" to 10 being "holy shit, I will fly her panties up the flagpole". 6/10: bully this nerd.

>>42301758

>other thread ded
welp, this is the Pinkie Pie thread now

>>42303291
>like Equestria Girls
>love its potential for storytelling
>EqG spam kills threads
It's a bad situation.

>>42302973
Explain

>>42303507
Anon is a chronic wanker but depends on who you trust a non-negligible portion of 3dpd grew up on visual porn.

>>42302973
i want to participate in freaky girl's degenerate fetish

>>42303844
But what would it be, please tell me

>>42303912
N.t.a., girls have only one of the following four paraphilias, pregnancy, lactation, giantess, and the worst one of them all, every single one has something to do with powerplay and humiliation, and everything else is spice they can live without.

>>42300879
I want to cum on her braces.

>>42303922
I feel like nerd girls would be into feet for some reason

>>42303480
Sure "eqg spam" definitely not all the amare threads

>>42303932
While they love the attention, it's only that, attention, like caressing a cheek, no internal feeling of "no one must know NO ONE."

>>42303962
I feel like it's a false flag. it's happened before.

>>42303987
>>42303749

let's get back to nerd pinkie.

>>42300879
Steel smiles are cute. Brace play is erotic.

I'm a dummy for posting fan art instead of canon braces

>>42298482
>>42300407
>>42300911
>>42301565
>>42301573
frens, a disaster struck!
my graphics card stopped working. no more gens until i deal with this situation

>>42304388
FUCK. I still need three gens not counting Pinkie pasties.

>>42303291
Yes this is now the reg eqg ponk thread. Bonus of course for any Nerd Ponk you may have

>>42304178
god damn she looks good

>>42304944
nice

Wow she's super partytastic alright (or whatever you were going for with this unassuming totally regular thread), I wonder how many guys she can service at the same time while you watch

>>42305621
EqGuestria is chaste.

>>42305621
He's so mad
It's so sad
Feels good to be an EqGchad

>>42305962
Sliderfag, your chiggers is showing.

>>42306221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtn6igpgP4

>>42305870
Based.

>>42306430

>>42307115
>>42306430
NICE

Bump

>>42306430
Great song, great game. Wish we had more sailing games like it

>>42307115
Hot

>>42309093
she's so cute, so fucking cute

Sammich'd

Dairy byproduct'd

bump'd

Say 'Cheese'!

Sandwhiched

>>42310189
>that little indentation
unf

>>42311602
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

>>42312564
always unf

>>42312564
Fucking love that they gave her leggings

>>42314094
Cute

>>42311602
What kind of horrors would Pinkie inflict if she starred in a movie?

>>42314975
PASTRIES EVERYWHERE pastries

>>42315013
Begging for it

>>42315013
>loli spotted

>>42304156
>steel smiles
gonna start calling braces that from now on

>>42316464
lolis...

>>42317270

>>42317292
shesh!
control yourself, you kodomo addict!

>>42304388
any news?

>>42317530
i'm gonna make an attempt at repairing the card because i have nothing to lose
i talked with a few people and they told me that it might be possible because manufacturers often add pointless PCB components so they can break faster
for example i found that this capacitor is shorted but it lies on a 12V power lane and what the hell can a 10µF capacitor stabilise when a card draws hundreds of watts
but i was also told that the easiest way to find problems is with a thermal camera and i can't afford one right now

>>42317711
uh oh

>>42317711
still cute

>>42317762
I'm sure there are threads dedicated to repairing a gpu.

>when she's used her Pinkie senses to accurately guess your password
>and encryption key
>and find your TB of bully content, half of which is nerd bully content, the other half is porn
>she references only the "safe for work" content, repeating lines word for word
>while she"s dressed as the bullee (I hope that's a word) in your most rewatched and reread works
>she knows
>you know
>she knows you know
>you know she knows
>she drags you to workshop class
>or rather, she shoves you while holding your hand over her wrist, reversing the situation
>when you trip you yank her a little bit - eliciting a thrilled squeal

>>42319042
i haven't seen one and i sit on /g/

>>42319678
>Pinkie guesses your pw for your encrypted stash
>it's full of AI gens of her and you in all kinds of situations and fetishes
>gets instantly wet, sits down on your chair and starts masturbating
>you enter your room and see her squirting all over your desk as she watches herself getting the D

>>42319805
Start a thread.
Make it sound /g/ay and nerdy.

>>42320319
>normally you know her as the girl opposed to AI art
>not very strongly opposed, not even saying it's theft like the other girls
>"It's cheating!" she argued
>so she thinks it's stopping you from becoming good yourself, like taking a camper to camping
>then she trailed off on how campers shouldn't be called camper and went on and on about how it's not the same as the real deal and offered you an old marshmallow she found in her hair (you took it)
>until one day she stopped complaining
>you found that odd
>in fact she started spending less time around you after school
>so you'll be paying her a visit
>entered the side window (you got that from reading her birthday invitations backwards)
>found her in her room starring at
>your laptop?
>she was doing nothing, just staring
>you dreaded what she was
>scrolling startled you
>and she found that image
>those images
>you have watched videos of girls doing it: for fun or for gratification
>she was
>not flinching?
>not shocked?
>as if studying every pixel with a weird, open smile
>deciding to approach her from behind slowly
>tippy toe
>curiosity won over your racing heart and you cleared your throat
>she flinched
>took a while to turn her head
>like a doe caught in headlights...
>"I can explain!"

>>42319678
>>and encryption key
Mine are quantum-resistant
I'm pretty sure even Discord can't do anything about them

>>42300874 (OP)
>>42264327

>>42321220
okay?

>>42320822
>"I can explain!"

>>42320822
interesting so far

>"Why do you want to know my internal capacity? How I found out about... You're not making any sense."

>>42325068
we need higher quality

>>42323629
The drool is everything

>>42323629
>she has an insane metabolism
>both tests her capacity and trains it
>no matter how much weight she gains it's temporary
>sugar is overkill

Cheese'd, parties with guys who aren't you, etc...

bump'd etc...

Cream cheesed

Pinkie wants to study biology wit you
human reproductive systems to be exact

>>42327092
I'm not her boyfriend, sorry, she oughta do that with the guy or guys she's really meant to be with.

i'm gonna link to a very old AiE about (You)r childhood friend Pinkie not wanting to smile anymore, for reasons that are relevant to this thread, and to a nerdy ponka

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/13977637/#13993940
>>42327092
is she asking me this or telling me this?

>>42327350
nice green

>>42300874 (OP)
Is she one of those nerds who isn't actually smart and just looks like a nerd?

>>42327092
I've read enough japanese animes to know where this is going. Yes let's study!

>>42327092
I enjoy studying. But I've never studied that particular subject before....

Bet she majored in creampie studies with an associates in dairy byproducts.

>>42327350
Picking up Rarity was pretty funny