Thread 42301451

Why did he do it?

>>42301451 (OP)
Because he has eye on another...Anon!

He jerks himself off with his magic while looking in the mirror. He'd only consider love if it was with an exact copy of himself. He currently has a team of elite theorists designing a spell to make just that possible.

>>42301451 (OP)
Prince Blueblood did nothing wrong.

>>42301490
He used Rarity as a shield. Everything else is her problem because of her expectations not matching reality but pushing her in front of him so he'd be safe is objectively very rude.

>>42301487
>t. Rarity talking to herself while she opens her 3rd pint of ice cream

>>42301498
He still touched Rari's ass. It should've been me.

>>42301487
>In the morning, if my face is puffy, I'll start out with a cooling eye-mask. I also do sit-ups.
>I can do a thousand now.

>>42301510
He couldn't feel it through the dress, look how poofy that thing is.

>>42301549
>poofy
Anon, that's 100% ass

>>42301549
No need to cope, anon. We better be happy for his two seconds of glory.

>>42301451 (OP)
he prefers Twilight Sparkle.

>>42301498
He's a prince. He knows a golddigging whore when he sees one. Rarity even explicitly stated that she was trying to catch the prince's eye to advance her business. Not to his face, but to her friends. She's trashy, but not that stupid. Rarity wanted to use Blueblood, but got used, instead. When you set the rules and get played, you have only yourself to blame.

>>42301716
>about the same age
>both grew up in Canterlot
>both closely associated with Celestia
I could see this building up for a while. Too bad we never saw this.

I wonder if he could catch her eye if he dyed his hair a dark blue.

>>42301482
>>42301487
what is it with rarity fans and them seething this mad when they haven't met before and Rarity was clearly just trying to use Prince Blueblood and not clearly was intending to have a loving marriage and sorts

>>42301487
>Blueblood Finds the Mirror Pool
>[Romance] [Fetish]
>578k words [Incomplete]

>>42301745
>Rarity even explicitly stated that she was trying to catch the prince's eye to advance her business
What episode does that happen in?

>>42301451 (OP)
to get railed by a royal guard instead

>>42301992
he gets to rail this? lucky bastard

>>42301998
Railed. She wears a strap-on.

>>42302010
truly a privileged existence

>>42301451 (OP)
because he is too based for rarity to handle

>>42302371
speaking facts

In all honesty Rarity was a whore and she needed to get thot patrolled. Was there ever a case of a non-antagonistic guy who resisted her attempts to charm them?

>>42301451 (OP)
Because the Grand Galloping Gala is supposed to be a failure and so Faust told him to mess with Rarity.

>>42302996
Not Faust. It was Celestia who set everything up to fail so that they'd all spill their spaghetti and crash the entire event. Most schaudenfreude she's had in decades.

>>42301451 (OP)
Why not?

>>42303206
Rarity deserves better.

>>42301490
Very true

>>42303007
But the Mane 6 wanted to see the gala in perfection, why would Princess Celestia ruin this for them?

>>42302996
>Because the Grand Galloping Gala is supposed to be a failure
I had fun at it. Hanged at the gardens, drank some, saw some fine mares, watched some crazy bitches flip all over because of egotistical reasons...

>>42301498
Rarity loves some cake, was a blessing for her!

>>42301498
>>42301745
I understand the "Rarity having fanciful expectations and getting a taste of her own medicine" point of view, in which case I see it as a positive for her. But you're also telling me that Blueblood knew this from the start and decided to teach her a lesson like he's the karma police or something? He clearly acts that way because he's a spoiled rich. And Rarity aside, does he expect to get any competent mare without showing the minimum of chivalry?

>>42302705
>In all honesty Rarity was a whore
>slutterfag
Opinion discarded

>>42305310
>decided to teach her a lesson like he's the karma police
Prince Blueblood is related to Princess Celestia so he got the alicorn genes of forcing others to do lessons much like Celestia making Twilight do friendship lessons

>>42305310
>like he's the karma police or something?
Are you familiar with "scambaiting"?

>>42302705
speaking facts

>>42301498
must be a nice butt to hold

>>42303549
Nah she doesnt she is a bitch

>>42306920
WRONG

>>42301451 (OP)
Because he could and nobody could stop him.

>>42301763
why would he need to try to look like Twilight's brother?

>>42301451 (OP)
>120 days of Blueblood
I know rich people have weird ways to flaunt their power, but why do they do all this? They are as gracious as a rapist pig, and they should be put down.

>>42309044
>peasant this mad
don't you have a lord to be giving the required fiefs to do, serf?

>>42303007
based

>>42309044
>120 Days of Blueblood
Oh no... he'd brutalize colts for sure.

>>42309044
>>42310168
what is that fanfic you're talking about?

>>42310684
A retelling of 120 of Sodom, but with ponies.

>>42311050
Oh... That's some disturbing shit right there

>>42301577
GRAB DAT ASS

>>42301510
nah it should be me instead

>>42301745
>Rarity even explicitly stated that she was trying to catch the prince's eye to advance her business.
She never said this you retard. She said in the Ticket Master and Best Night Ever that she wants to find true love with a prince (and become a princess as a side bonus), but nothing about businesses.

>>42301878
Never, anon is suffering dementia and making shit up.

>>42301878
in the episode where Equestria goes to war

>>42312747
>anon is suffering dementia and making shit up
True.

Re-viewing it, she had a fantasy about becoming royalty, but it was no more entitled and self-absorbed than the others' fantasies. Still, I say Blueblood did nothing wrong. Rarity couldn't have been the first to try to win him over for a quick path to fame and riches.

>>42304127
because celestia could.

>>42305310
The sensible take. Rarity was being shallow and unrealistic, but that doesn't make Blueblood himself any better. He'd still be a useless and cowardly trust fund baby regardless.

>>42304699
you weren't at the GGG, Anon.

>>42301451 (OP)
Still the context of the GGG I think is also important to ask why HE did it. People are so jealous of Rari that they have to make her lose everytime.

>>42313942
You didn't saw me because you weren't invited.

>>42314012
>People are so jealous of Rari that they have to make her lose everytime.
Ah so you're one of those... whom stalk Rarity thinking they have a chance? Fat chance, fatso.

>>42313942
it's the thought that counts. I too was in the Great Galloping Gala because I said so.

>>42301451 (OP)
Blueblood's behavior at the Gala is one of the reasons I think the events of S1E2 was supposed to be the season finale. It doesen't make any sense that he would be so dismissive of a divinely-ordained defender of the realm.

>>42314986
Well it would of been somewhat of a unliked ending of MLP:FIM ended only at it's first season if hasjew didn't like it.

>>42301451 (OP)
Rarity is a shit character, so she deserves not getting what she wants.

>>42315742
>Rarity is a shit character
You'll have to prove it, darling. And since we're talking about S1 finale you can only use that one for references.

>>42316041
>darling
obvious rarafag detected

>>42316369
Congrats on noticing! No arguments though? That's natural, Rarity is perfect.

>>42316413
>rarafag this delusional
as expected.

>>42301451 (OP)
He has better things to do like doing diplomacy and all the other shit a prince does.

>>42317258
Who’s your favourite M6 character?

>>42317755
Applejack. Why do you need to know anyway?

>>42317758
No reason to think so bad about Rarity then

>>42317767
What makes you think that?

>>42318154
Your favorite pony is good friends with Rarity, so why would you hate her

>>42318166
>dude applejack is friends with rarity that means rarity did nothing wrong and thereforth is super perfect and deserves no insults
Grow up.

>>42317755
>what's your favourite pony so I can insult you
pussy

>>42318545
I only said that you shouldn't be so mad at Rari

>>42318869
A bit of a childish thing to do, anon...

>>42313942
How do I go to the Grand Galloping Gala?

>>42319902
You can go there by galloping your ass back to reality and notice no such thing exists.

>>42320576
Fuck you anon

>>42301451 (OP)
Why does anyone do anything anymore?
For the likes and the views.

>>42321104
What did you mean by this

If you don't have anything else to add to the topic then let the thread die

>>42321899
Looks like somepony is mad ;)

>>42322182
Not mad. I love both Rari and Bluey, just don't like beating a dead horse like this thread is.

>>42322192
i'm sure there are Anons on this board who would like to beat a dead horse in many ways such as one of the holes.

>>42322755
a undead mare sounds good, haha

>>42323591
Bro dont fuck a undead pony, you could get some disease that rots off your flesh

>>42324102
And?

>>42301745
>Rarity even explicitly stated that she was trying to catch the prince's eye to advance her business.
She never fucking says this.

>>42324936
YOU COULD DIE ANON SO DONT STICK YOUR DEAD IN A CORPSE OF A PONY.

>>42325164
she said it in episode 1.5

>>42303007
Is Celestia really that bored to do such a thing?

>>42301451 (OP)
There's no other explanation other than he's gay.

>>42328593
he's straighter then you'll ever be

>>42328608
He literally does nothing but to act like a whiny faggot. Any pony is millions times more gentlemen than him.

>>42328630
>dude you have to be a stepping stone for women to step on you and do what they want like a good slave
Prince Blueblood has more morals than you and he can easily get a more richer and famous mare by just being even related to Princess Celestia and Luna.

>>42328649
You're right. Rarity deserves much better than such a faggot.

>>42328669
Yeah we know you're a faggot.

>>42328738
Prince or not. Only a faggot would mistreat a woman like he did. No wonder he's the price but has not even bitches on him.

>>42328738
Prince or not. Only a faggot would mistreat a woman like he did. No wonder he's the prince but still doesn't even have one bitch on him.

>>42328845
something tells me you're someone who obsesses over Rarity. Nobody likes a gold digger and Rarity was obviously acting like one so she need a reality check. If she was acting like a normal pony then maybe the Gala would of went better.

>>42328853
She wasn't being a gold digger, she just happened to be in love with someone that ultimately revealed himself as a total faggot jerk.

>>42328889
Retard, she was only going after him because of his prince title so she could be a Princess. Neither of them have met beforehand so she was trying to enforce her on him you utter faggot. Maybe if you didn't have your thumbs up your arse you'd see that Prince Blueblood would have better, richer and more famous mares willing to marry him when Rarity at S1 was a commoner who only owned a singular property in Ponyville and I imagine if he was informed by Princess Celestia about who's the element of harmony including the Generosity part it still wouldn't be enough.

>>42301451 (OP)
For the devilment

>>42329035
>Neither of them have met beforehand so she was trying to enforce her on him
How the fuck are they supposed to get to know each other if not that way? The prince, didn't even try, he just acted like a fag.

>Prince Blueblood would have better, richer and more famous mares willing to marry him
Yeah other rich whores who will stay with him only to further more consolidate their own social status

>>42329960
>so many obvious signs telling that this Anon is a rarityfag who is utterly seething that she got rejected and thereforth is seething over Prince Blueblood. (The GGG was supposed to fail anywhoo so you could consider that Princess Celestia asked her little prince to sabotage any attempt Rarity is doing, thanks Trollestia)
Sounds like you're the fag here if you call other mares "whores".

Hatred for females

>>42329751
Only among the inadequate.

>>42329960
>Yeah other rich whores who will stay with him only to further more consolidate their own social status
That's what I've been saying. Rarity was acting like all the other mares that see Blueblood as nothing more than a stepping stone to greater wealth and influence. He's encountered many before and knows how to deal with them. Don't be surprised that you are treated like a hooker if you wear a hooker's uniform.

>>42301510
>>42312634
NO IT SHOULD BE ME ONLY NOT YOU TWO

>>42319333
He's right you know

>>42330233
But rarity isn't like any other mare.
She's literally the element of generosity.

>>42330824
That's why I keep saying it makes more sense that S1E2 works better as a finale.
>S1E1: Twilight is worried about NMM returning, but her careful calculations are off by one, so it ends up being a false alarm and the SSC goes off without a hitch.
>[the rest of S1 happens]
>S1E26: The mares who will become the Bearers, but are currently nobodies, attend the GGG and get BTFO, learning that it is their friendship that is really important.
>S1E2: NMM abducts Celestia and the Mane Six rise to the occasion.

This way Blueblood is rejecting another tart in a fancy dress, not the Element of Generosity. Ponies are avoiding a madmare who probably had too much to drink, and not the Element of Laughter. The captain of the Wonderbolts is dealing with another over-eager wannabe, not the Element of Loyalty. Et Cetera.

>>42330824
She certainly wasn't displaying any sort of Generosity during the Gala.

>>42330970
It feels so strange that the usual villain episodes are only 2 episodes long only, lots of missed opportunities

>>42330717
Nah he's wrong.

>>42317742
You should dig up a copy of MLP Friends Forever issue 26. It stars Blueblood and Shining Armor on a diplomatic mission together. The two have a really good bro-chemistry. Blueblood is the older of the two, apparently, and treats SA like a thick-headed little brother, while SA thinks Blueblood's a useless fop.

>>42332833
Will do, thanks for the suggestion Anon.

>>42332833
The fic I'm trying to write is supposed to involve three main ships, nightmare moon x an OC of mine, chryssi x cady, and shiny x blueblood.... Nice to see that there's some form of foreshadowing for that, I suppose

>>42333681
All three in one fic? Quite ambitious.

>>42330717
I love when rarity cries

>>42334720
Based

>>42334332
the main plot is moon ship vs lovebug ship and the shiny/bb is gonna be more of a cutesy background thing I guess

>>42334720
I love when she poses, she's beautiful. And beautiful mares shouldn't be crying.

>>42335281
Mares should if they have any soul, which Rarity doesn't.

>>42301490
tpbp

>>42329751
Gee Prince Blueblood, Celestia lets you get TWO roses?!

>>42313942
I was there, lol

>>42336872
proofs?

>>42337184
that's me :)

>>42337658
holy shit i fucking kneel...

>>42337658
Could I have your autograph, background noble stallion?

>>42337658
how'd you get picked for the show, anon?

>>42338477
Because I look mighty handsome.

>>42337658
Say something in Equestrian please

>>42301451 (OP)
Holy shit when did Aryan get turned into a stallion expecting to be treated like a mare :D?

>>42339723
god damn, I cant believe Lauren Faust got away putting a Aryan into Equestria as a prince

>>42339945
Isn't Lauren Faust a German name?

>>42339965
"Faust" means "fist", like in "panzerfaust".

>>42340018
This means there's actually a correlation between the producer and the wehrmacht.

>>42340045
Lauren is a nazi?

>>42340050
She might be from German roots

>>42339945
>Rarity got rejected by a Aryan Pony
Rarabros...

>>42339717
NEEEIIIGHHH.

>>42339723
Who is aryan and what the fuck are you talking about

>>42340936
>he doesn't know

>>42332833
Ooh looks good, will read that

>>42340936
It's me. I'm Aryan.

>>42342361
post selfie

>>42342757
You're not getting my selfie, twat.

>>42343380
Did Bon Bon really say that?! WTF

>>42343949
yes