>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275
Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276

For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.
So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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previous thread: >>42290623

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>>42303834 (OP)
4
DAYS

4 D A Y S

ohnonononono

>>42303834 (OP)

>>42303842
It says so right in the op:
>A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

Yes! we're alive!

>>42303884
bumped the thread when i went to bed, was it another raid?

>>42303892
A mysterious bout of extra activity, which peaked at 250% of normal activity, I think? But there weren't any obvious raid threads.

quick bump, board seems fast

>>42304246
I think we’re more affected by summer than I expected honestly.

Run.

wth, I bumped this thread around 5 hrs ago.

>>42304570
Yeah shit’s real fast today

>>42304342
At this rate we'll all be running to past page 10.

>>42304570
It's almost July, looks like the usual summer tourism is trickling in.

>>42304779
>image
Bold words for some within raping distance.

>>42304779
God I love this pic, I miss Vinny.

>>42304779
what in gods name is on your desk

>>42304779
First time seeing that pic. Dude is a pencil, he couldn’t stop a rape attempt.

>>42304962
It's okay, he has his brother hank to console him after it happens. And then THE BAT will bring justice!

>>42304779
I NEED Unkempt Mare Rapes Bratty Twink porn

>>42304977
Fluttershy could never defeat the Venture Brothers when they work together! By golly, she's gonna pay for touching Dean's circumcised boy parts!

>>42304980
Fuck that, I need "Venture Bros get stuck in Equestria" greens. Hank would probably hang out with Dash and/or Spike, Dean would get molested by Fluttershy, Brock would bang Celestia or maybe Ember, and Doc would try to build a machine that would turn friendship energy into something you could monetize or exploit. Most likely while Dr Orpheus shouted about how wrong it was, and plead with the Doc to stop while he tried to reopen the portal to take them home before something terrible happened. (Other than what just happened to Dean)

>>42305044
Would be funny

Get the fuck off 8 I ain’t doing this again

>>42304977
Sadly not the first time Dean has been in this situation.

Don’t die while I’m asleep

>>42305619
Maybe that’s the thread’s fetish.

>"Welcome to Page 8!"
>"Don't worry, I've got (You)"

>>42306214
Hard to keep you contained in other threads when they keep dying too.

>>42306462
>"Oh, there's no containing me, sweetie! <3"

>>42306467
Fucking shit, I get a 3-star wanted level with the jannies and after I get back 3 days later Eris is already shitting up the thread with her ugly face and even more annoying voice. I'm going to AmmuNation.

>>42306605
>"You're going to pick me up a present?"
>"How nice! <3"

>"We're going to have to do something about Eris or she's going to hog all the hot monkey dick again."

>>42306621
>>42306684
How about I fucking kill you? How about that instead?

>"Hey Anon, I redecorated your room while you were out trying not to get raped."

>>42306467
Being a statue did wonders to hold you.

>>42306768
>"I'll bet I know how to make (You) hard...<3"

Its... over! Its all over!

>>42307037
>"Glad ta hear ya finally come to your senses."
>"I got just what you need."

>>42307201
No... NO!!!!

>>42306825
I'll help, step 1; get out of my life.

>This new law makes it ILLEGAL for, Anonymous the human, to reject in ANY way, Princess Celestia!

>>42307306
>Makes a vaguely threatening gesture in Celestia's direction

>>42306740
Well fuck....now I wouldn't mind getting raped by that goth mare

>>42307358
You say that now, but you’ll be singing a different tune when she makes her move

>>42307311
She tried her best

late night boop

>>42308101
Watching her sister jobber again.

I give up. I'll fuck her.

>>42308344
>https://youtu.be/eqyUAtzS_6M

>>42308344
>"Yay."
>https://youtu.be/eqyUAtzS_6M

>>42308352
S-shutup! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>The music gets louder
>Nutter Butter suckles your mayo blaster 9001 even harder
NOOOOO! What have I done?!

>>42308344
No. She can go be boring with that other goth feather duster.

>>42308355
>This artist is a furry

>>42307306
>>42307311

>>42308794
Die

>>42308794
Can you imagine being overwhelmed by her gross horse whiskers?

You’re getting careless

>>42308344
oh lordie...

>>42308629
WHAT??!!!
A FURRY????!!!!!!!
ON MY PONYFUCKER BOARD?????????!!!!!!!!!
It's more likely than (You) think!

>>42309046

>Day going to need a kiss on that in Equestria.
>Be in the horsepital.
>Fluttershy tried her hoof at teleportation fetish.
>Lost all of your blood.
>Be ok, just a little woozy.
>Fluttershy won't stop poking you.
"Please stop."
>"I tried molesting you, but your penis won't rise."
"Fluttershy."
>"Anon."
"I had to get all of my blood put back in me. Which my dick needs to work. I'm pretty sure my blood pressure is lower than the Mariana Trench."
>She huffs in disappointment.
>"Why can't you have a bone like normal creatures."
>"Ms. Fluttershy, stallions don't have baculum."
>Nurse Redheart glares from the open door to your room at the intruder.
>"Also, get out."
>Wings cover you like a blanket of death.
>"Anon needs me by his side."
>Like you need super aids.
>New nurses appear next to Redheart.
>"Get her."
>A scuffle of shenanigans occurs.
>All said you really didn't care.
>Screams of 'I love you' are said as the yellow bird-horse is ejected.
"Can I have some chocolate pudding?"
>A white hoof strokes you.
>"Shh, get some sleep."
>"Aw, he's so cute when he's helpless."
>Really didn't want to hear that moments before passing out.
---
"Oh sweet, pudding."
>Woken up.
>Slightly less molested at the moment.
>"There you are. I see you're enjoying the food. We put extra care into it for you."
>Nurse Redheart is looking at a fluid bag over your bed before returning to you.
>She smells nice.
>Wait...
"Extra? Like extra what?"
>"Hmm, don't worry you're woozy little head. Just lots of nutrients to help you along."
"Right. So I'm not sure how often you have to stuff someone's blood back into them. When am I allowed to leave?"
>"We're going to keep an eye on you for at least a week. Had to replicate most of your blood."
>Redheart take a big scoop of pudding and stuffs it into your mouth.
>She takes the trash quickly.
>"Now call us when you need to."
>Watch as she leaves.
>Moves her hips.
>...
>MomNonny didn't raise no idiot.
>Well, you still are, but she tried her best.
>Pretty sure they did something to you.
>Redheart quietly closes the door to leave you in peace.
>Welp, time metal gear this shit.
>Put one foot down, test your strength.
>Oh yeah, you're basically a noodle man.
>Really got to be careful.
>Use the food cart, adjust the height and sit on it.
>Rolling around at the speed of a paraplegia.
"Need to get some documents."
>Pink Panther out of the room, hall is quiet.
>Pop a weak wheelie as you peel slowly down the hallway.
>A filly from her room watches you.
>She looks at her own food trolley.
>"Oh that looks fun."
>You're a good influence.
>Duck your head down as you pass a nurses' station.
>"Did you hear about Anon?"
>"He's doing better already."
>"Keep needing to keep Fluttershy out."
>Well, you don't think they have your docs.
>Keep sneaking past.
>Find a room to peak in.
>Cafeteria.
>Wait in line with all the other folks.
>"So you want more pudding honey?"
"Yea."
>Get a big serving of chocolate pudding.
>Sweet.
>Back to sneaking mission.

>>42309744
>Quickly ask for directions from the janitor, Milky Way.
>"I'm glad you like my pudding. Made it myself."
"Neat."
>She wiggles her eyebrows.
>"Made them. Myself."
"Heard you the first time."
>Get out before she bothers you more.
>The wheels groan under your weight as you hobble down the stairs.
>First go right, then left, turn around, right, left, backwards.
>Manage to hide behind plants when a nurse or doctor passes by.
>Convenient.
>They're also slightly munched on.
>After paddling around the whole place and making your wheels squeak now, you've found your target.
>In a room of flickering lights, you tighten the light bulb to fix it.
>Silly ponies and their clumsy hooves.
>Documents in file cabinets.
"Anon. Anon. Do I look under 'A'? That's retarded."
>It was retarded.
"Well I am living in horse land. Let's see what happened to me."
>"Or you could've asked me."
>Whip around your wheels to see Nurse Redheart at the door.
"Bullshit, you deflected harder than Dash's ego deflects criticism."
>She yanks your chart from you and pushes you out the room.
>And not back towards your room.
>Ru oh.
>"Anon, regenerated blood with magic. Magic of pony origin. More sensitive to pony physiology. Reacts to stimuli like a stallion. After only two days he's more receptive to a mare's touch."
"You GMOed me!"
>"Anon, we didn't expect this to happen and there was no other choice. But while we are going down this road we will be doing some important tests."
"Is it rape?"
>Nurse Redheart huffs in annoyance.
>"Also, with the added nutrients, the patient has started to give off an unknown pheromones that has made mares more stimulated."
"No I haven't."
>"For the past 48 hours, security has noted that the nurses have visited Anon's room inadvertently. Being confronted about their actions made them very embarrassed in retrospect."
>The wheels on this bus stop, a new room is opened up and in you go.
>Surrounded by mares.
>Horsepital mares.
>"Also yes, it is rape, but given the evidence we're all going to be enjoying this very soon."
"I'm boned, aren't I?"
>Redheart takes off her bun and let's her long mane flow freely.
>"Anon, I'm about to get boned."
>The herd of mares swarm you.
>Stretch out your hand in horror as the darkness consumes you.
>Fucking Nurse Redheart.

>>42309744
yay a redheart green!

>>42309806
I'm scared

>"This is a royal decree. I'm launching a new PonlyFans account and Anonymous the Human must be my partner for the first video."

>>42309806
KEK, Milky Way as the janitor

>>42309873
Given she is the size of a mountain range in that pic, would she even notice if Anon climbs her?

>>42309880
First video is (You) being stuffed inside of her pussy for as long as you can hold her breath. The regular sex comes in the next video.

>>42309889
What a monster

Vinny lurks & misses you too. Follow on insta

>>42310204
To make matters worse for (You), remember that her viewerbase is there as much for you as they are for her. Once she realizes how integral the hand-having alien's involvement is to the success of her channel, your initial term of service to the crown for just the first couple videos is likely to be *ahem* "renegotiated."
(Fluttershy, of course, will regularly be top donor. Celestia's method of payment to you will also be entirely in cake- no real money. Wouldn't want to risk you saving up to flee the country.)

>>42310220
>I try to escape
>She goes full Daybreaker
>fml

>>42309889
You could park a school bus in there and she wouldn’t know.

>>42309806
There are no victories to be had here... only struggle and strife. Pain and misery.

>>42310623
Well aren’t you a bucket of depression. Anon got his pudding at least.

>>42310669
defeating a pudding cup only makes it tastier

>>42310327
Unf! Source?

>>42311205
>https://derpibooru.org/images/1669718
Learn how to use a search engine already.

>>42311348
An angry jobber is still going to do their job.

>Don't try to rape.
>Just be kind to the human.
>Treat him like a normal pony.
>He opens up to you.
>Even gives head pats.
>Ear scratches!
>Only a matter of time until hes in your bed...

>>42311544
nah buck this plan
>Anon, is suffocation your fetish?

>>42311778
As long as you're the one suffocating, Bananahush.

>>42311544
Luna is anything, but kind. She's a self-flagellation autistic that will scream at any preconceive slight on her ego.

>>42311916
Sounds like somepony is getting raped.

>>42310327
That's a pretty small DayBreaker. Does Flutterrape still work with a beeg Anon?

>>42311963
Anon’s size doesn’t really matter most of the time. Fluttershy will try.

>>42311963
>That's a pretty small DayBreaker.
Don't let appeances deceive you, Anon. Evan a small Daybreaker is still way more powerful than an Anon.
>Does Flutterrape still work with a beeg Anon?
Fluttershy doesn't depend on force to get into Anon pants. She depends on trickery, subterfuge, deception, temptation, and empathy to get Anon to sex her. Although, as green where Fluttershy attempts to physically overpowere Anon might be cute.

>>42312292
>trickery, subterfuge, deception, temptation, and empathy
Don't forget reality-bending pony magic bullshit

>>42310213
Well that’s good to know

>>42312292
A green where Fluttershy is stronger gets abusive very quickly.

>>42311955
See, there’s no love to be found there.

>>42313073
>"Friends?"

>>42312895
It does happen pretty often

>>42313093
>"Back off, skank. He's mine!"

>>42313093
So are you some kind of mimic, or the equivalent of a fake pony?

>Pg1

>>42313725

>>42313986
Kill for exp

>>42314111
Notta uses tongue-tied!

>>42313725
Maybe she's just an off-brand knockoff

>6

>>42313986
>>42314126

>"A challenger approaches!"

>>42314479
https://youtu.be/63ZIf2H9S0E&t=145

>>42309806
10/10

>>42314303
To hit: dice+1d20
Roll 1D20 to defend.

>>42314514
dice+1d20
Roll 1d20 to defend.

>>42313986
>>42314126
>Day when a party meets in a Tavern in Equestria.
>Pony mimicry is an interesting phenomenon in this world.
>Snake ponies, bat ponies, pony ponies.
>Though polite company tells me they're called zebras.
>Still don't trust a witch doctor.
>On point, you have at your front door a pony mimic mimicking a treasure chest.
"I can see you breathing."
>It doesn't move.
"Are you expecting me to just open you?"
>Still doing the mimic thing.
"Listen, I don't feel like getting eaten today. I like being alive thank you."
>It opens up.
>Pink eyes look at you pleading, the creature is gooie and you can feel the body heat radiate off it.
>"I wasn't going to eat you."
"Oh cool, not only are you a mimic, but you are trying to catfish me with a mare lure like an angler fish. Surprise little monster, I don't find ponies attractive."
>The pony fake looks hurt, like when you kick Fluttershy.
>You enjoy kicking Fluttershy after everything she did.
>Cross your arms and don't budge.
>"I have trouble connecting with others. I've seen you around town and I feel happy when I see you."
>Oh great, she's trying emotional manipulation now.
>"I know I look strange, but we're both strangers in this land. Could you be my friend?"
>Pull out a book you borrowed from the library.
"Pony mimics. The pony organ is often used to lure in prey to their sticky doom. Licks and saliva make for an unpleasant experience."
>"Don't eat them."
"Just molest them. Which I really rather avoid."
>She looks sad again.
>Well too bad.
>"Fine. I'll leave, but not before I get my fill."
>Tentacles spring to life towards you.
>Her determined face grits with effort as she wraps her pseudopods around you.
>Normally, you would trying to strong arm you way to freedom, use a weapon, or some kind of tool.
>That's the stupid decision.
>Her slime grabs everything better than glue.
>It would be a waste of effort, and end with you inside her chest.
"Pocket pepper! Eat spice bitch!"
>Mimic squeezes her eyes shut as you throw black pepper into her.
>Hydrostatic muscles react immediately.
>Monster starts to convulse, choking on the spice.
>"Blech! Bleh! Who carries around pepper? It's all over my insides."
>She sneezes and wretches.
>With the limbs off you, you kick her chest off your front porch.
"Get out before I bring the cayenne pepper."
>Don't get raped today.
>Not fucking pony monsters.

>>42314533
it never ends, i gotta worry about monster ponies too now?
yeah, I'm getting every spice I can think of.

>>42314533
This anon is clever, you guys could learn from him!
Also kek, that's a great short

>>42314533
Nicely done

>>42314917
When you think about it. All ponies are monsters. Some just can’t hide it.

>>42314533
She changes tactics...

>>42315413
Twilight thought she was being clever when your packages had to stop at the library first. Boy was she in for a surprise.

>>42315899
What a loser!

>>42316055
She tries

>6

>2025
>Not having a marefriend
????????

>>42316985
mind your business

>>42317232
>”Umm, that basically is my business, sweetie.”
>”So why don’t you have a marefriend?”

>>42317401
Why would I?

>>42316985
I'm a loser, I want a loser marefriend

>>42317484
>"Sorted!"

>>42316985
>>42317401
Because I'm too busy shoving books up your sister-in-law's marepussy

>>42317484
He lied.
>>42317517
Begone thot.

>"Well, well, well."
>"Fancy meeting (You) here on Page 8!"
>"My boudoir is right this way."

>>42318303
Damnit.

>*heavy horse breathing*

going out for a while, don't die

>>42318698
Sounds like asthma.

>>42316719
What’s this about you comforting Pinkie I’ve been seeing you doing in another thread? Got something you need to explain?

>>42318303
Jokes on you I have no idea what the fuck that is

>>42316985
Don't worry Candy. You'll forget about '25 when '26 rolls around.

>>42307306
>>42318698
Shit, rejecting Celestia is a 3-star wanted level now, gotta find a Pay n' Spray

>>42319816
>The year of our Lord, 2012+13
>Not having a marefriend by then
>"I'm giving you until 2026 to get a marefriend Anon. If you don't have one by then I'm using my princess prerogative to sentence you to jail."

>"Now Anon, I need you to continue the apple family bloodline."
>"If the next words out of your mouth ain't 'eeyup', I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hooves."

>>42320340
No way, fag

>>42320367
You will regret this

>>42320340
Sorry, Applebloom is too young. I ain’t a pedo.

>>42320400
>Don't you worry Anon.
>I found out a way for you to continue the Apple Family bloodline WITHOUT fucking Applebloom or Applejack

>>42320412
I said, "NO WAY, FAG!" You need your pony ears cleaned out? I have some acid from the quarry.

>>42320042
*general expression of contempt for matchmakers in general and pony princess matchmakers in particular*

>>42316719

>>42320641
Vegeta forming alliances with the ponies now? Traitor!

>>42320340
I’m pretty sure Granny Smith hit menopause already

Get off 9

>>42316985
she's not old enough yet

>>42319100
>>42320641
>>42320658
YOU'RE ALL FULL OF SHIT!

>>42321199
Nu-hu, you ain’t screaming your way out of this one. Explain yourself! We all looked to you as the leader, only to end up being a pretender.

>>42321128
Anon will have died by the time she's legal.

>>42321388
shush that's the point

>>42321199
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3633969

>>42321286
I CAN SCREAM MY WAY OUT OF ANYTHING!!
>>42321539
GROSS!

>>42321606
All I hear are the cries of a man who's given himself over to pink pony.

>>42321654

>>42321684
Should I tell your pink wife that you need her to give you a hug?

>>42320412
Your wife right? You didn’t forget about fucking your own wife, Sugarbell? ‘Cause your dyke of a sister eats rainbows.

>>42318303
>Page 8

>>42320042
Wait, who's your Lord? I know who mine is.

>>42322088
>"Nope."
>"I found a different way for you to continue the Apple Family bloodline."

>>42322725
Wouldn't going into a rule 63 world mean that Anon is now FemAnon?

>>42322759
Big Mac opened a portal to the rule 63 world by doing a deep web ritual Applebloom showed him.
Now you have no choice but to continue the Apple Family bloodline.

Hey guys why is Princess Cadance's belly so big? Did Bejita have something to do with this?

>>42323207
She ate Bejita's pizza

>>42323215
The fiend.

I hate mares! I do! I hate'em Ihate'emihate'emihatem!

>>42323527
>"Hee-hee, but we like you."
>"You're silly!"

>Flamerape

Bejita has fallen
Billions must train

>>42323964
Taken out by a spray bottle with water.

>>42324042
>"Hah!"
>"You missed me, you missed me!"
>"Now you gotta take off all your clothes and hold still while I lick you all over!"

>>42324161
Got two bitch!

>>42323777
>>42324018
>You lye there, defeated.
>Beaten.
>Armor in tatters.
>The landscape had been rendered a wasteland by the battle.
>From the howling winds, kicking up dust, you see a silhouette...
>"Gosh Veggie!" She giggled, "You sure are trying /really/ hard to try and act like you don't like cuddling!"
>That creature.
>This, pony.
>She stodd amongst the decay, the destruction, unscathed.
>Unbeaten.
>Unbroken...
"It... was a lie... a lie!"
>You wheezed.
>Trying your best to regain composure and get back to your feet.
>If you should fall, it will be as a proud Sayian warrior!
>"Don't worry, Bejita!"
"Vegeta... my name is... VEGETA!!"
>A primal rage wells from within you, a deep seeded rage.
>Your power reignites and your fury ignites as your ki erupts and cracks the earth beneath you.
>The ground heaves with your anger as the world rumbles.
"YOU WILL KNOW MY FURY, TINY PINK HORSE!"
>She laughs, prancing in place.
>"Eeee! You're so fun!"
>You hold out your palm, concentrating a ball of ki.
>This will be her end!
"No, you'll see!"
>The ball of energy coalesces and takes full form.
"Take this, fool!"
>You fire the blast.
>It screams forth.
>Pinkie Pie, seeing the blast, morphs her body like bubble gum and easily dodges the blast.
"Blast it!"
>She leaps forward and roundhouse kicks you to the head, knocking you to the ground.
>Your energy fades and burns out as you collapse.
>Your vision fades.
>The last thing you feel, other then the udder humiliation, was the forelegs of the damned horse, wrapping around you.

>>42324645
>udder humiliation
Did Pinkie rub her teats on his face?
I mean, I guess it's kinda like tea-bagging...

>>42324796
Didn't even realize I did that but, I guess it fits.

>>42324645
Pinkie's a bro! She ain't into any of the rape bullshieet!

>https://derpibooru.org/images/3427411

>>42325040
Soulless blank eyes.

>>42325357
>the eyes of a RAPIST

Up

>>42324645
All that pride for nothing. Good thing the Sayans are all gone so they couldn’t witness this.

>>42324645
kakarot is going to hear about this

>>42326504
I’m sure he’ll be death with in similar fashion.

>>42326593
*dealt with

>>42326593
>>42326659
Just a slip of the tongue I'm sure.

Gotta get off 9

>>42327523
Good looking out. Luckily Eris didn't catch us there.

Don't go to the dentist, boiz.

>>42327849
Going to be tough getting help for most medical issues.

>>42327925
>Go to dentist
>Put under anesthesia for "surgery"
>Mare dentist and her staff of mares have their way with you.
>Wake up
>Mouth is not sore or in pain...
>...but penis and testicles are sore
>"Huh? What happened?"

>>42327941
Stupid Anon would allow himself to go under for teeth cleanup.

>>42328219
This. Its his own fault.

¿¿ 42327849??
Why hasn't Sariel posted art of Grimlock following Seth's gang to Appleloosa? Brb posting the scientific method in a screaming mad mixture of alphabets
Next quads gets $$80,000,000 X1 and their fan character on the french box art.
Jej Silver∆quill.

>"And again, here (You) are, on Page 8."
>"Be honest, Anon."
>"You're not out here for the art and the stories, are you?"
>"Now get those clothes off. They're in my way."

>>42328980
FUUUUUUCK!

>>42328980
You're the antithesis of honest. I want the stories, you just want to be discount Discord. Who was already discount Q.

>>42329207
>"Chaos goddesses have needs too, Anon!"

>>42329234
Not a goddess. A spirit. One that is getting exorcised.

>>42329247
>"Oh yes!"
>"Exorcise her, Anon!"
>"Then we can finally be alone together without interruptions!"

>>42329272
Oh shit, a mimic. Burn it.

>>42329272

>>42329277
>"Mimics have needs too..."

>>42329338
Yes, you need to die!

>>42329272
Yup. Just you and me, and this two by four I’m going to use on your skull.

>>42329272
Jesus

>>42329272

>>42326171
Play the idiot. For any seductive whinnying you hear, stuff a fresh raw carrot in their muzzle. Shuts them down quick.

>>42330753

>Throwing the thread back to 1.

>>42331104
Can't take anymore equine lady callers today?

>>42326171
What's she actually saying?

>>42331158
Could you imagine, Fluttershy visits every day to try to ask Anon his fetish. All he hears are neighs. So he just gives her a carrot every time.

>>42331158
Something about filling an entire classroom with your foals

>>42331203
Ah, one of those ponies. Seeking tax write-offs.

>TFW page 1

Rarity does not rape. She seduces.

>>42331443
>"Neigh! Whiny whiny neigh!"
>"*snort* neigh neigh whinny!"

>Day what do you eat when you want to keep the dentist away in Equestria?
>Have appointment to go get your teeth cleaned.
>Problem is the mare dentist.
>Always try to get a stallion to do the job, they won't do funny stuff to ya.
>Walk through the front door to the receptionist room.
>"Hello sir. Oh, Anonymous. We'll check you in."
"Nurse Redheart? Why are you here?"
>"Lost job when you were saved at the last second from the cuddle session at the hospital."
"Rape you mean."
>A mother covers the ears of their foal and glares at you.
"Wait, is Nurse your first name?"
>"And you're checked in."
>Look at the sheet.
>Notice a problem.
"My dentist is most definitely not Colgate. Where is Bright Smiles?"
>Redheart looks up from her paperwork briefly.
>"Golf accident yesterday."
>Bullshit.
>"I'll come back when's well."
>"Oh Mister Anonymous!"
>That sing songy voice sends a chill down your spine.
>Colgate already knows, she planned for this.
>Reach for the front door before a magical aura grabs at you.
>Slows your pace down, but you keep pushing forward to escape.
>"N-nurse. Please bring, oof, the patient back. So heavy."
>Redheart sighs before tackling you from behind.
>Shouldn't have left yourself exposed.
>"Hey wait a minute, mommy we were here first. Why is hueman going before us."
>World weary, the mom watches the struggle to bring you back into the room go down.
>"I'll tell you when you're older dear."
>Screams of frustration is all you can utter as you claw, kick, and drag down the hall.
"No. I rather not. Redheart, Colgate is a menace to all her patients. Let me go."
>"I just got this job, Anon. Suffer the hour that I deal with everyday."
>Sympathy for the devil is a fool's game.
>Colgate's horn is pulling you with all her might.
>"Put the man into the chair. Twinkleshine get the straps to hold him still. Lemon Heart, happy gas."
>"Sorry ma'am, you've already huffed all of the laughing gas."
>With one final effort, Redheart bucks you out of her grasp into the chair.
"Ouch. How you have any kind of medical license is a mystery."
>Straps go around your wrist and ankles quickly.
>Colgate practically drapes her body over you as she gets them on you.
>"Well you know, earth pony town means any unicorn is going to get the job."
>You notice that all three mares are wearing stockings of all things.
"Even one as bad at her job as you?"
>Snark is the last thing you should probably be doing, but doing the smart is against your nature.
>"I do quality work. Now open up."
>Lemon Heart is trying to push your legs apart.
>"Not yet assistant. I want to see his pearly whites."
>Magic grips the top of your head and tries to pull up.
>Resist much to her frustration.
>The other two assistants help her, ones grabs your nose and the other your bottom jaw.
>"Good work you two. Whew, you're a tough nut. But I love tough nuts, especially when they bust."
>A leg leans up against your groan as she leans closer.
>"There's your pearly whites."

>>42331677
Learn to use body language.

>>42331749
>"Oh how I love to look at these."
>While what you say under these conditions is all garbled nonsense, Colgate understood open mouth language very well.
"When could you have looked? You ain't my dentist you ass."
>Twinkleshine puts your x-ray of your teeth on the board within view.
>"Thank you assistant. Unlike mud ponies, you are capable as an unicorn in cleaning your teeth."
"Pegasi?"
>Colgate sticks the tiny mirror in your mouth to look around.
>"The only pegasus I get to work on is Derpy, and she's mostly an earth pony. All others prefer to go to Cloudsdale."
>Her legs continues to rub your junk as she gets more excited.
>"Oh yes, look at those molars. Wisdom teeth. Oh yeah, that's some good stuff."
"Colgate, you weirdo. If you're going to molest my mouth, get your cleaning implement."
>With a quick flick of her magic, all of her dentist tools come to life.
>They whirl around the two of her as Colgate gently holds your head.
>"Oh how I want to do such naughty things. Crowns, root canals, so many possibilities to play."
>Flagging her tail, the drill gets too close for comfort to your face.
>"Having you here on my operating table is the highlight of my dentist career. Lemon Heart, do you have our replacement laughing gas?"
>The yellow unicorn pulls up a fresh tank, it had a Pinkie Pie sticker on the side with a thumbs up.
>'For a hilarious time, put in balloons at balloon popping parties.'
>Oh Pinkie, you're addiction to morphine and depressant related drugs will kill you one day.
"Did you steal that from her?"
>Colgate lays her entire body across you fully.
>"Don't worry about that. Now, what kind of flavor paste would like to taste for the rest of the day?"
>A whirl of an electric tooth brush screams above you both.
>"Well, if you're not sure. I have one especially prepared for this moment. I made this from my love. Many stallions say I do taste like my namesake."
>Gross, gross, gross.
>A potent smell hits your nostrils as a disgusting amount of paste is applied to the cleaning tool.
>"Now then lover boy. How's this for a 69? Well, prepping you for the real deal. Here it comes."
>If an escape attempt is going to happen, now is the time.
>Sink down into the chair like a spring.
>Thrust!
>Colgate bounces up in shock.
>Grab the cord with your mouth and whip it around.
>The toothbrush covered in her nasty paste goes straight into her mouth.
>Colgate gags in horror as it starts buzzing in her mouth.
>Kick a shoe off your foot right into the overhead lamp switch.
>The mechanism whips around and knocks the two other unicorn's off their hooves.
>Grab the water tub with one hand, and the other arm elbows the button.
>Squirting her right in the eye.
>She rears back like a confused horse.
>Twist your knees to knock her over.
>Hooves fly, tools are thrown everywhere, and you only have a few precious moments.
>Pull hard with your wrists and reach over with your teeth on the strap.

>>42331888
>With herculean effort, you strip your bindings off your wrist.
>Followed by the rest of the straps.
>Quickly you jump off the chair and run out of the first door you see.
>The hall door slams open.
>Nurse Redheart looks up, slightly flushed.
"Were you masterb--, you know what. Gross. I'm out."
>"Reschedule?"
>Colgate gags out the paste.
>"Anon! Nurse Redheart, grab him."
>She springs forward to get you.
"Nice try, but you won't get a second chance."
>Bounce over the attempt and you sprint down the hall.
>Magic tries to grasp you, but they slide off your wiggly frame.
>As you run, at the end of the hallway is a mare.
>Nurse Snowheart doesn't seem to be paying attention as she mops.
"Excuse me!"
>She squeaks in shock as you bound over her, turn around, and kick the bucket full of mop water towards your pursuers.
>Redheart ducks in time, allowing the bucket to get a hole in one over Colgate's head.
>Her little horn pokes a dent into her new hat.
>Colgate screams in frustration, the two assistants stop to try and help it off her.
>Looks good and stuck.
"Later boneheads!"
>Kick open the doors into the waiting room.
>The ponies look up in desperate hope only to be dashed when they see you.
>"Mommy, he smells funny."
>"Please dear, just don't think about it."
"I just slapped the dentist silly, you all might want to reschedule for a day when she's less nuts."
>Breaking through the front door, you turn back to see Nurse Redheart just enter the waiting room.
"I think I'll reschedule on my own time."
>Redheart puffs her cheeks before rolling her eyes and sits back down in the receptionist chair.
>With a pep in your step, you escape the dentist.
>Not this time Colgate, you ain't fucking a bad dentist.

>>42331944
>"Sir, you're under arrest for the scene you made at the dentist."
>"Do not resist."

>>42332010
Get an animation feature pig, then we'll see how that plays out.

>>42331944
Not a bad short

>>42332086
>"All-righty then!"
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3614046

>>42332637
>"Well, whatcha think?"
"Certainly a way to start off porn is with stallion junk. Kind of grossed out."
>"So when's my story?"
"Nay, you clearly fuck stallions. Which good on ya' for not being a degenerate."
>"You said get an animation feature."
"And we'll see how it plays out. Mare on Stallion rape isn't a thing for this thread. Nice try though."
>"I'm going to arrest you now."
"Not a problem, I'm ending this prompt right now."
>"Wait wha

>>42332637
You tried

You know what happens when you let the thread drop this far down.

>>42332637
kys

>>42333903
More like a deflated beach ball.

>>42334389
Get off.

>>42334609
she's trying, that's how she mates

>>42334609
>Telling her to "get off" as she lays on top of you.
YOU FOOL!!

>your cure?

>>42335153
Maybe a knee to the sternum would help.

>>42335412
I would rather be alone than deal with Yellowrat

>Fluttershy finds a real man, unlike you

>>42336031
But that's literally me in that picture

>>42336031
Fluttershy, I'm sorry. Man isn't real.