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Anonymous No.42306127 >>42306187 >>42306597 >>42306603
>Anon come here this instant. I heard some really nasty things about you. That you’re a terrible kisser and you have the same cuddling skills as a cragadile. Don’t worry even a hopeless silly like you has a chance to improve. Many of the crystal mares in my empire have graciously volunteered to help you improve on your kissing and cuddling skills. You’re going to spend as much time as you need to learning how to be a true lover to a special somepony. However long it takes and you arent leaving my Crystal Empire until you do.
Anonymous No.42306187 >>42306497
>>42306127 (OP)
Narrator voice: The rumor was started by Anon.
Anonymous No.42306497
>>42306187
Ron Howard in Equestria
Anonymous No.42306597
>>42306127 (OP)
Put a muzzle on it Candyass. Yes I'm a terrible cuddler and an even worse kisser and I'm leaving the Empire tomorrow morning. If you try to put a wanted level on me I'll just go to the Pay n' Spray.
Anonymous No.42306603
>>42306127 (OP)
>i see Cadance's hoof
*licc*