Thread 42306688 - /mlp/ [Archived: 596 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:29:16 PM No.42306688
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Each member of the Mane Six needs your help with a specific task. Twilight needs your help with a school project, Rarity needs you to help clean her boutique, Dash wants you to exercise for an hour and a half with her, Pinkie Pie needs help baking some cakes for a party, Applejack needs help tilling a new plot of land for crops and Fluttershy needs help hunting a mythical animal on the borders of town. You only have enough physical and mental energy to help 3 of them. The other 3 will be extremely sad. If you somehow do manage to help all 6 of them then youโ€™ll be so tired the next day that you wont be able to go to a royal banquet in Canterlot tomorrow. What you do? Quite the predicament isnt it?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:33:20 PM No.42306698
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>>42306688 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:34:40 PM No.42306704
>>42306688 (OP)
I'll help Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy. The others will get over it.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:35:04 PM No.42306706
blueblood disappoint
blueblood disappoint
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>>42306688 (OP)
I help none of them so that I can spend the entire day huffing paint and jerking off. I get plenty of sleep, turn up to the banquet looking like a million bits, and score so many bangin' hot high-class mares that some of them have to ride on top of the carriage back to my bachelor pad. My life rules.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:36:32 PM No.42306707
I'll help all of them and skip the banquet, who the fuck wants to go to one of those?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:37:53 PM No.42306708
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>>42306688 (OP)
I'll be of no help to the egghead.
Dash doesn't even need help.
Pinkie can bake like 10 cakes a second, she'll be fine.
I choose applehorse, dresshorse and shy horse.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:45:45 PM No.42306728
>>42306688 (OP)
I'm not helping any of them and I won't be attending the banquet either.
I'm going to stay at home and do nothing all day.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:14:53 PM No.42306787
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>>42306688 (OP)
I am a simple man. I see wife, I help wife.
The 5 others can enjoy extra cake and treats.
Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa
6/28/2025, 12:11:34 AM No.42306934
>>42306688 (OP)
>If you somehow do manage to help all 6 of them then youโ€™ll be so tired the next day that you wont be able to go to a royal banquet in Canterlot tomorrow.
why would I want to go to some fancy cocksucking event?
I'm helping all 6
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:17:44 AM No.42306951
>>42306688 (OP)
>>42306934
Hate cocksucker nameflaggot but we agree on something for once. Why should I give a shit about some dumbass banquet event in favor of helping my buddies?
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Anonymous !!oatZii+RBqa
6/28/2025, 12:36:34 AM No.42306994
>>42306951
>nameflaggot
tripflaggot
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:55:05 AM No.42307152
>>42306688 (OP)
>Twilight needs your help with a school project
One, what could I possibly help her with? Two, didn't she graduate already? I refuse to consider the possibility of anything Friendship School-related
>Rarity needs you to help clean her boutique
And deprive Spike of the chance? For shame, OP.
>Dash wants you to exercise for an hour and a half
Well, people in Hell want icewater. Next!
>Pinkie Pie needs help baking some cakes for a party
And my help is not that help, as anyone who's had to try any of my cooking can testify when and if they ever regain consciousness.
>Applejack needs help tilling a new plot of land for crops
See above.
>Fluttershy needs help hunting a mythical animal on the borders of town
Can't she just get Discord to snap his fingers and either bring it to her or vice versa? Seems like he'd be a lot more useful in the event that the whatever-it-is turns violent, in any case.

>The other 3 will be extremely sad.
All of them, actually, but then there's nothing better for the soul.

>If you somehow do manage to help all 6 of them then youโ€™ll be so tired the next day that you wont be able to go to a royal banquet in Canterlot tomorrow
I wouldn't want to attend such a banquet in the first place, but fair enough.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:00:53 AM No.42307174
>>42306688 (OP)
Twilight because I want to learn the mysteries of magic
Rarity because that's obviously a euphemism for sex
Dash because there's a small chance it's a euphemism for sex
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:20:02 AM No.42307216
>>42306688 (OP)
ponk, rarity, and dash. why? because I want to have sex with them, that's why
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:23:52 AM No.42307224
>>42306688 (OP)
I bring Dash along to Applejack's and Rarity's, helping them with physical chores is kind of an exercise in its own way. I'd just ask everyone I help to follow me over to the next task to divide the work between us, thus using less of my energy and getting things done faster. I'd be suspicious about Fluttershy, though. Hunting does not sound like something that she would do.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:40:01 AM No.42307257
flutterthink
flutterthink
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>>42306688 (OP)
>Twilight needs your help with a school project
What's the project on? She goes to a magic school for unicorns. I'm not a unicorn. I don't think I'd be of much help.
>Rarity needs you to help clean her boutique
Sure. I can do that.
>Dash wants you to exercise for an hour and a half with her
Dash's idea of "exercise" would leave me in no condition to help anyone else. No can do.
>Pinkie Pie needs help baking some cakes for a party
I'm no good at baking. The Cakes should probably hire more qualified help if they're understaffed.
>Applejack needs help tilling a new plot of land for crops
Alright. Should do it in the morning or the afternoon, though, not when the sun's at its highest.
>Fluttershy needs help hunting a mythical animal on the borders of town.
That sounds baller. Hell yeah.

So the schedule is:
>morning - go to Rara's, help her clean
>noon - break for lunch
>afternoon - go to Apoja's, till the fields
>dusk/night - go cryptid hunting with Flutters
>tomorrow - fancy banquet in C A N T E R L O T
Maybe I could squeeze Twilight in if I'd actually be able to help with what she's working on, but I need a little more information than that.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:08:31 AM No.42307318
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the only thing iโ€™ll be wasting away my mental and physical energy on is slaughtering all six of them for some horse stew.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:12:45 AM No.42307324
>>42306688 (OP)
Which ones will put out if I help them? I choose those, and reject their advances once they put out.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:46:11 AM No.42307887
Youโ€™re all monsters who would never be allowed into Equestria.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:49:39 AM No.42307889
>>42307224
>Hunting does not sound like something that she would do.
It's not literal, you silly filly. She just wants to see them so she can learn more.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:04:16 AM No.42307903
>>42307887
you belabor the obvious, Anon
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:37:03 AM No.42307934
>>42307889
In that case, I'd try to at least bring Twilight along for Fluttershy's task. She'd be interested in learning more about a strange new creature.
My day with them would go as follow:
>Bring RD over to Applejack and Rarity's tasks. Convince AJ to give Dash some apple cider in return for helping her with the fields. Regardless, the energy needed to complete their tasks would be divided between me and Dash, and potentially Applejack if she comes along to help clean Rarity's boutique. They'll be done quicker too considering RD, and she'll get some physical exercise done through it.
>Bring Rarity and Applejack over to help Pinkie with baking. Rarity can decorate the cake. RD can come along if she wishes.
>I'm not sure what project Twilight has to deal with but it's most likely something involving friendship, so I bring her friends over to help.
>Finally, bring Twilight to help with Fluttershy's cryptid observation. Anyone else who wishes to join in may follow. Personally, I'd just bring over Twilight and Applejack since they're the ones with the least chances of scaring the creature away.
>Since the energy spent has been divided between all of us, I will still have energy to spare for the Canterlot banquet the next day, provided I'll be able to have an early rest. I might as well take the train at night, sleep for a bit on the trip, then book an inn at Canterlot so that I can wake up near the banquet, instead of having to take a trip in the morning.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:05:02 AM No.42307963
productive
productive
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>>42306688 (OP)
>Twilight needs your help with a school project
If purplesmart is asking for assistance it must actually be difficult. I won't be much help in the magic department but I'll see what I can do
>Rarity needs you to help clean her boutique
I think Spike would be more than happy to fill in for me there. Maybe once he's done he can help pick up the slack with someone else
>Dash wants you to exercise for an hour and a half with her
I can't see any reason why exercising would be time sensitive, but if she's just looking to burn some extra calories then helping Applejack would be a good start. If she insists on working out with me specifically then I'll try and take a rain check until after the banquet
>Pinkie Pie needs help baking some cakes for a party
Can't say no to the wife, though part of me wonders whether she really needs the help or just wants to hang out
>Applejack needs help tilling a new plot of land for crops
Ideally I'd do this while talking homework with Twi since farm work isn't too mentally taxing, but if that isn't possible and Dash isn't available then I'll arrange for some hired help. No way am I leaving AJ high and dry when she's already running herself ragged
>Fluttershy needs help hunting a mythical animal on the borders of town
Sounds like a job for another exotic creature. I'm in

>You only have enough physical and mental energy to help 3 of them. The other 3 will be extremely sad.
If it's any consolation I'd make sure that anyone I had to decline would have accommodations of some kind. Too Many Pinkie Pies and The Ticket Master already tackled this problem as well, so they'd understand regardless

>If you somehow do manage to help all 6 of them then youโ€™ll be so tired the next day that you wont be able to go to a royal banquet in Canterlot tomorrow
I'll make it if I can, but the princesses would agree that friends are more important than fancy banquets

>Final answer
Help Twiggy/AJ, Ponk and Flutters
If any of the solutions fall through for any reason, skip out on the banquet to help all 6
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:46:03 PM No.42308153
>>42306688 (OP)
Pinkie, AJ and Fluttershy will get over it quickly. It's the other three that like to store grudge especially dash.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:52:59 PM No.42308832
>>42307887
You sound like you have all the answers. What would you do?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:22:53 AM No.42309625
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>>42307887
what did I even do?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:25:21 AM No.42309634
>>42306698
fpbp
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:08:01 PM No.42310535
>>42306688 (OP)
>Rarity needs you to help clean her boutique
She's gonna make me wear a maid outfit and peg me
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:31:46 PM No.42310577
>>42306688 (OP)
I'll probably die during Dashie's ordeal. Let's start with that and hope the rest will never become my problems, yeah?
>>42307174
>Rarity because that's obviously a euphemism for sex
Darling, please. You never call something a cleaning if it requires so much real cleaning afterwards.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:25 PM No.42311499
>>42310577
>Darling
I'm onto you, gembutt
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:46:09 PM No.42311517
>>42306698
The mirror pool only works for mares
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:31:14 AM No.42312815
>>42311517
>Rhyme for mare exists
>Rejects any possibility of other rhymes that work for other genders
YWNH mare orgy utilizing clones of yourself
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:39:47 AM No.42312826
cocaine
cocaine
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>>42306688 (OP)
Help all of them and while helping Pinkie score some of her "special sugar" to see me through the banquet
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:47:21 AM No.42312835
>>42306688 (OP)
>DUHHHHHHH
There should be some kind of intelligence test needed in order to start a thread. A captcha is too easy for some idiots.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:22:58 PM No.42312978
>>42306688 (OP)
I help Fluttershy (my wife) first. Then as a breather I help Twilight with her project, easy. Then I say to Rainbow that she didn't specify the exercise, so we can both help Applejack with the crop planting. With the extra time saved by using Rainbow helping to plant, I can use remaining time on Pinkie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:31 PM No.42312984
>>42306698
Except the mirror pool doesnโ€™t seem to produce exact duplicates of whoever goes in, but it rather produces people who are obsessed with fun that just happen to share bodies that look like the person who goes in.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:12:25 PM No.42313702
>>42306688 (OP)
I help all six so that I won't attend the banquet. I feel very uncomfortable in large social gatherings.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:09:17 PM No.42313830
>>42312984
>produces people who are obsessed with fun
Because Pinkie is obsessed with fun
Pinkie duplicated herself because she wanted fun so her duplicates naturally want fun
It works the same way as the cloning hammock from the Simpsons - the duplicates have the basic personality traits but don't have the same memories
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:15:42 AM No.42314017
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>>42306698
>Anon after falling through the Mirror Portal and making clones of himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:30:03 AM No.42314380
>>42313830
Or maybe it's shaped by momentary intentions, like in that Japanese story where a man tricked a dude who was about to get decapitated into wasting his last breath biting him to prevent him from becoming a vengeful ghost. If you make clones because you want to help more ponies than you physically can, they'll have this anxiety copied and multiplied and they'll spend all their time scatterbrainedly running from one pony to another and accomplishing nothing. To make a clone who'll be able to help, let's say, AJ, you have to exhibit mental discipline and focus on thoughts that, when amplified thousandsfold and stripped bare of nuances by the pool's magic, would direct it instead of confusing it. Get yourself fascinated by trees and shovels and getting shit done. It's a lot of work, and it's different for every clone.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:01 PM No.42315166
>>42306688 (OP)
i help all of them and skip out on the banquet, helping out your friends is more important than food and parties