What needs to be done/not done in order to enter Equestria after death? - /mlp/ (#42307188) [Archived: 787 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:04:57 AM No.42307188
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I'm sure we have all heard the sayings, such as "if you have more than one waifu you won't go to Equestria" or "don't kill yourself or you won't go" and I'd like to compile a list of the dos and don'ts of going into Equestria. Together, we will be able to recieve snowpitty, Anon!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:06:38 AM No.42307192
There's only one official rule which is to be a moral person who isn't filled with hate. If you have no love in your heart then of course you won't fit in Equestria.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:07:19 AM No.42307195
>>42307188 (OP)
it's not so simple
depending on how many criteria you fit the region of equestria you end up in may change
like the middle of the ocean or in the middle of a desert
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OP
6/28/2025, 2:22:42 AM No.42307221
>>42307195
could you illuminate some of these criteria that you mention.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:31:03 AM No.42307240
>>42307192
>who isn't filled with hate
Well I'm out.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:52:58 AM No.42307289
>>42307192
in b4
>Y'know, all my hatred towards ___ is actually justified, good, and shouldn't be changed.
Equestrians seem to love reckless forgiveness and such. If anything >90% of anons have some hangup that will get their ass stranded in Griffonstone or the Dragon Lands.
>>42307195
lol imagine an anon who's such a faggot he can't even hope for Equus->Equestria
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:06:26 AM No.42307316
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>>42307192
Y'know, all my hatred towards jannies is actually justified, good, and shouldn't be changed
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:03:19 AM No.42307707
>>42307192
>implying equestria wouldn't change them for the better
friendship is magic anon
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:14:29 AM No.42307725
>>42307192
This plane of existence is one of torture. A soul cannot be judged for lacking love when subjected to the horrors of this cursed realm.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:19:56 AM No.42307731
God I hope Nightmare Moon is gone
God I hope Nightmare Moon is gone
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>>42307192
>>42307195
fuck
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:33:41 AM No.42307755
>>42307725
There are many wonderful things to behold, you just have to find them. Then when the day comes that you go to Equestria you'll do great there!
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:35:21 AM No.42307758
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Nobody knows. There's no maps for getting there. The best you can do is work on yourself, maybe say some prayers, and hope for the best.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:40:33 AM No.42307767
>>42307188 (OP)
Court or befriend a pony in a meaningful way during your lifetime. You will know when you have accomplished this. Continually make them proud and you will be granted access.