Thread 42309444

This is proof that ponies find humans hot

>ponies will look at your little eyes and tendency to sit upright and try and put you into a diaper
I don't think that's a good result, Nonny.

>>42309444 (OP)
huh?

>>42309444 (OP)
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>>42309452
Human baby's have big eyes that's why we find big eyed things cute
Pony babies have smaller rounder eyes like humans have thus they would find our tiny eyes cute

>>42309674
If that's the case, that doesn't directly translate to "hot". If anything, ponies would think we look cartoony, since their cartoons and children's toys would feature similar features to us.

>>42309686
Except you can trace most cartoon styles back to walt Disney and Disney made his characters cute on purpose so that still means we are cute

>>42309710
I never denied we are cute, I denied that it necessarily leads to us being hot

>>42309686
>ponies would think we look cartoony,
>Implying some people don't get turned on by that
>He says on one of the boards filled with people who want to fuck cartoons.

>>42309713
We're also not the norm, Anon. The average pony would not the cartoon. That's reserved for weirdos like Fluttershy and Moondancer

>>42309721
It's all of them. All of them would fuck human men. How can stallions even compete with human stamina?

>>42309721
We better make a list of ponies who would us then. I nominate Marble Pie and Cheerilee.

why the fuck do you people imagine yourselves as 3dpd? don't bring that shit to equestria.

>>42309721
>>42309724
Twilight, at least unicorn Twi
Lyra

>>42309728
I like being a human. There's nothing wrong with liking who you are Nonny!

>>42309728
get ready to get triggered
>multiple anons in equestria

>>42309743
i'm not talking about turning into a pony, i'm saying leave your ugly 3d traits where they belong.

>>42309748
Dude, stop. Not cool.

>>42309749
>ugly 3d traits
But Anon, I'm not a woman.

>>42309722
>muh human stamina
>can't even climb a flight of stair without having to catch his breath

>>42309760
>climb a flight of stair
You're supposed to WALK up a flight of STAIRS.

>>42309755
right, you are probably uglier than the average woman.

>>42309760
>"Anon looks winded from walking around town again... he's so precious. I should take care of him."

>>42309444 (OP)
>>42309674
>Cute =/= Sexy
Your brown status is critical and chronic, you can only suicide. ESL scum

>>42309763
I'm not a tranny either.

>>42309766
Everyone is brown according to you. You're basically the boy who cried wolf

>>42309780
Sounds like a (You) problem if you're feeling called out

>>42309764
you're based and you don't even realize the extent of it

>>42309841
Aw thanks bud but it's just a silly joke! In reality they'd probably be nice about it but find it a little pathetic.