Adagio is my wife

She would never marry h*man scum

>>42309965 (OP)
I know its hard to accept but you have to deal with it anon

>>42309999
misclicked -> >>42309970

>>42309970
you have to lock her up in a chastity belt and then have her suck your pp

Barbietranny slide thread

>>42310510
Wouldn't have this issue if they were forced to /trash/ but the mods see them as the lesser evil when compared to talking horses so they get preferred treatment.

>>42309965 (OP)
OK NOW I CAN'T TELL if that is AI generated or not.

>>42310510
>>42310539
samefag

>>42310553
t. regular fag

>>42310549
It's not
https://derpibooru.org/images/2328201

>>42310570
>t. mental illness

>>42310574
Describing your victim complex now?

>>42310575
no, i'm just making you reply more

>>42310578
>H-Hurry up, mods, wake up already!!
Lol.

She's like a used Lexus; might still look good but you're the 9th owner lmao

>Ageless
You def not the first owner....

>>42309965 (OP)
That fishslut looks like she fucks human males.

>>42309965 (OP)
>Ageless
I mean, statistically she's been the wife of a whole slew of guys...

>>42310648
And so is Celestia

How many guys sampled that caviar, you think...

>>42310660
none. she wouldn't let anyone casually fuck her. fake partnership/marriage for personal gain is all she would do. you'd have to try really hard to gain her affection
Celestia on the other hand would absolutely fuck for politics. she wouldn't enjoy it one bit, it's just business. after all these years of fucking creatures of ANY race and species for political gains, she probably can't even feel pleasure. there's like zero tightness. it's like throwing a hot dog sausage into a diamond mine. she can't even tell the dicks apart. they all blend together into nothingness
hey! that would actually explain sunfag's obsession with cuckoldry. that's one mystery solved

What's her fish hole look like by the time it's your turn?

>>42310713
>>42310660
>>42310648
Spambot.

>>42309965 (OP)
She has a voice like a car alarm.

>>42310740
bots don't cry during typing

No room service huh.

>be sunfag
>get banned

that smug could maybe make sense if there was one instance of not getting axed

>No nanny present so no follow through
Lol.

it's so easy

>The look you get when it's time for your cuck chair

Hey, that was considered content in these threads, you know.

>>42310750
you were saying?

>>42310537
Glimpilled.

>>42309965 (OP)
Your communal wife.

>>42310747
You must hear some great car alarms.

>>42309965 (OP)
>Stabs you
Now she is single again muahahahaha

>>42309965 (OP)
post ring with timestamp

Worn out fish hole.

>>42310549
when you gen for a while, you start to recognise the AI-ness

>>42314077
Sounds like that failed this time around.

>>42314409
well, i can tell

>>42315538
Her reaction after i kissed her.

>>42315882
Amazing straps.

>>42317079
i want to suck on those fingers, lick the web spaces and plant kisses all over the back and palm
>t. handfag

Used up fish hole.

>>42317504
>be sunfag
>get banned

>>42317754
CANONIZED

angle dangle

>>42309965 (OP)
Sonata and Aria are better

>>42318915
If that's true, then why do they fall in line behind Adagio?

>>42318915
Proof?

>>42309965 (OP)
she's a hag

>>42322748
That only makes it better

>>42322795
This.

love me some coco puff.

>>42322795
Why?

>>42309965 (OP)
My queen.

>>42324022
flat chests are the best

>>42324022
I miss this artist.

Used up fish hole.

>be sunfag
>get banned

Thousand hooks in that mouth, mhmm. Lotta fingers dipped in that caviar.

Used up fish hole

used up bump

>Adagio is displeased.
What do?

>>42327289
Tell her to calm down and get her an icecream.

>>42327289
Stress relieving rape

>>42327289
please her of course

>>42323488
>>42323489
>>42323493
https://youtu.be/kInYwpSvhhs?si=GZLN6ELgYe8W6Eej

>>42328818
nah, in fact here's two coco dazzles.

>>42327289
Ask what her previous couple thousand boyfriends did to make her happy.

>>42328818
>>42330440
They look more like jeetas.

>>42331006
>jeetas
retard can't even spell his slurs right.

>>42331929
It's the female version, Rajesh.

>>42331933
whatever retard.
https://files.catbox.moe/y7b0jt.png

>>42331957
You have to go back. >>42322273

>>42331929
Anon...

>>42330380
SEXDAGIO DAZZSEX

>>42330380
Beautiful.

>>42309965 (OP)
>>42310572
i made her superior

>>42333923
her colors pop real nice with dark skin.

fish taco, fish taco, fish taco!

>>42327289
Ask her how the last couple million boyfriends handled it.

>>42333923
think you could do this with the variants too?
https://derpibooru.org/images/2329230?q=artist%3Alight262%2C+adagio+dazzle
https://derpibooru.org/images/2328213?q=artist%3Alight262%2C+adagio+dazzle
https://derpicdn.net/img/2020/4/21/2328201/medium.jpg

>>42333923
think you could do this with the variants too?
https://derpibooru.org/images/2329230?q=artist%3Alight262%2C+adagio+dazzle
https://derpibooru.org/images/2328213?q=artist%3Alight262%2C+adagio+dazzle
https://derpibooru.org/images/2328201?q=artist%3Alight262%2C+adagio+dazzle

>>42318915
They're both Adagio's bitches wdym

>>42334502
She does look flat.

>>42334608

>>42334608
She's flatter than most of the actual kids. And its so fucking hot.
>>42334889
Unfortunately she does start stuffing to compensate... I guess the loss shook her confidence a little.

>>42334085
no

>>42335856
dame.

why are you posting this outside the fish containment thread

>>42334057
>camel toe

>>42334057
>>42338412

>>42338665
if you gave her the og hair this would be perfect.

>>42318915
Sonata my wife

>>42338671
yeah sure
if i do change her hair its just black wit darker black stripes

>>42334608
>>42339502

>>42339076
like this?

HOW DO YOU MARRY A FICTIONAL CHARACTER?!!!!!

>>42339997
Bring your body pillow to a church and pay the priest to marry you. It's not hard actually.

>>42339997
You marry her fictionally.

>>42339992
fishwife

>>42340938
Gorgeous fishwife.

cig has graced us with new adagio ass.

>>42341355
Hot damn.

>>42341355
Im sorry...but its the only thing I see when I look at this guys art. I hear it in my head every time

>>42341355
>>>42341595

>>42341355
The GOAT

>>42341355
Poof and Spike.

>>42342246
Kek

>>42342246
I would adore Adagio's cellulite.

>>42309970
How would she react if you called her "Poof" once? While working for her? While dating?
What would she say if you kept calling her that?

if anyone wants more black adagio im taking requests :)

>>42344829
lad, i think you may be the only one here

>>42344829
make one of sunset tho
for science
nah for real tho, really enjoying these small dazzle threads, lots of nice images for poof and aria from em

>>42344833
i will make aria black, dont fuck with me

>>42344839
lol

>>42344839
eh i feel kinda bad.
i wasn't really hating, see >>42344838 - i also don't really care what someone's kinks are; i am not a nanny-state endorser.
if you do make it tho, feel free to post it in the main thread so it bumps

>>42344850
i didnt see your other reply, and do you mean the dazzling thread?

>>42344858
ye

>>42344862
i wish that there was just one eqg thread that isnt just sex stuff :(

>>42344873
There was one with them ponified.

>>42344883
cantersluts is the closest to what i want

>>42344898
That's sex stuff however.

>>42344914
thats why i said *closest*

>>42344898
Cantersluts belongs in the /trash/.

>>42345230
they already have the hyper hyper bimbo thread

>>42344951
You have to explain this to me.
>42344873
>i wish that there was just one eqg thread that isnt just sex stuff :(
>42344898
>cantersluts is the closest to what i want

>>42309965 (OP)
>She will NEVER bully and slap around my little nerd cock and balls to tease me
>She will NEVER call me a cuck and tell me its okay to stroke while she sucks off a big black dildo in front of me
Why even?

>>42344873
same
It's funny because "canterslut" is supposed to serve as a container for coomerposting but you go to fingerbang and there's no difference whatsoever

>>42347046
(I think) He means he wants a thread that focuses on producing AiE shit taking place in the EqG world - like that's the primary focus of the content;
Cantersluts is close to what he wants - but the problem he has with it is that it is not just focusing on AiE shit taking place in the EqG world - it is focusing specifically on him just fucking everyone in it;
Or at least, I am assuming that's what he is saying.
We used to have quite a few threads for that back in the day; My favorite of which being Alone in Equestria Girls - the primary idea of it being that Anon is just.... Alone in Equestria Girls lol.
So there were stories like EG, SeaUrchin(iirc his name was)'s long, epic story - Witcher Anon in Equestria, where Anon is the last Witcher, and it's just kind of Slice of Life stuff mixed with monster adventures.

>>42347680
Witcher Anon in Equestria Girls*
Sorry.
God - I need to go dig up SeaUrchin's shit in my archive sometime. I have all his stuff. I don't know if it was him or someone else - but someone wrote a story where Anon is in Equestria(pony Equestria) and ends up using a forbidden type of magic wherein he inscribes runes on his body to acquire magic, and ends up fucking everything up and getting sent to Friendship School because 'Runes are Bad' which, they are; they end up corrupting him (iirc) and kill him lol

>>42347629
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

>>42349095
I love her

>>42350111

>>42334502

>>42309965 (OP)
I had sex with your wife

>>42355012
Hot
Is she your favorite?

>>42355068
No.

>>42356255
so which girl is it? Aria is blocking the way

>>42356255
At least post your favorite Dagi then.

>>42355973
adagi ooo

>>42356255
Well at least you gave her a chance
Aria is pretty sexy!

my dude really likes screencaps

everybody do the fish

>>42358783
She has good screencaps.

>>42359622
Screencadagio

>>42360452

>>42309965 (OP)
Your wife and her sisters have a type

Used up fish hole

>>42358783
Edit friend when?
>>42362345
With a cleavage.

>>42363767
but she's flat

>>42364338
This. But some people can't appreciate peak.

>>42364606
Sounds like it would be a lack of peaks.

>>42365218
Plains.

>>42365218
>>42365692
twin peaks

Equestria Girls is hilarious because Adagio is so popular but she only appears like twice. They avoided referencing the Dazzlings like the plague.

>>42366566
The scarcity principle probably applies here.

>>42309965 (OP)
OP here, what should I buy for her birthday?

>>42366566
Similar to Rarity and Applejack being unique feminine archetypes when FiM first aired, the Dazzlings were unique for being antagonists, not misunderstood villains.

>>42367157
Being pure evil with no strings attached does have it's appeal

>>42367270
Not evil in the dictionary sense simply having goals perpendicular to the heroes.

>>42366566
same for the alien in Alien

>>42367293
I mean as far as the equestrian girls world works they are more or less like reptilians collecting loosh.

>>42368592
kek, hood of holding.

Big tiddy Dagi.

>>42315538
Her face when you stick something up her butt.
>>42371159
When she tells you to do it again.

>>42309999
Holy quads

>>42310222
Holy trips

>>42381739
I order you to marry me.

>>42381739
Why is she a cashier? She's Boss.

>>42381748
>"We serve food here, sir."

>>42382473
qt

>>42382473
She’s been working at the fryer so long it french fried her bangs.

>>42383504
She makes the best crinkle cut fries.

>>42381739
>>42382473
>>42383504
>>42384230
A-wagie-o is my favorite headcanon because it’s the only one where she is desperate enough that you’d have a slim shot with her. Well, that or she ended up as a hooker or something…

>>42384745
How do you think she'll react when she finds out Aria is spending her wagie money on drugs

>>42384791
I don’t know if she’ll have the energy to yell at her after a 12 hour shift.

>>42384745
>hooker
She would rather die.

>>42384894
Adagio is a survivor. If she thought she could claw her way back to power through it she would do anything.
Plus she already dresses like one.

>>42384745
Imagine your exhausted, overworked, wagie, poof gf coming home from Not McDonalds smelling like grease(and soapy mop water if she had the closing shift again), taking her one uniform off and tossing it onto the floor for tomorrow, falling into bed too tired to take a shower first, then just laying there like a dead fish as she performs her girlfriend obligations by letting you hump away at her backside while she stares ahead mindlessly at the television, all so so she can continue splitting rent.

>>42385171
Adagio is too prideful to degrade herself like that. >>42340977

>>42314887
where'd that come from? google isnt giving me anything

>>42386069
I think it's the animatic for Sunset's backstage pass

>>42386045
I don’t think so, she lives out of a van and uses autotune to fake her voice now. She does what she has to do.

>>42386120
>uses autotune to fake her voice now
Waste of time for a hooker.

>>42386120
>uses autotune to fake her voice now
Waste of time for a supposed hooker.

>>42386599
>"You told me The Little Mermaid had a happy ending. Put your neck on the rail. Now."

>>42386225
I never said she was, only that I don’t think she’s too prideful to become one if she needed to.

Captcha: ADAV0

>>42386952
Surely you can't possibly view a character in such high esteem if you believe that she'll prostitute herself to a species she hates. Especially when it's not even official. Honestly, I'd only take your perspective if I hated her.

Verif. not required.

>>42386986
You just linked me to a whole thread for people who appreciate “sluts”, is it that hard to believe? I just think based on her character she would do it if it meant she could accomplish her goal.
She’s a siren, not a human, so she already probably doesn’t hold the same values as one. She literally uses sex as a weapon, and besides that caters to the entertainment of others as a performer as well.
I don’t hate her, if I did I wouldn’t be going on about her in this thread. She’s my favorite. I think she’s really interesting. And sexy.

>>42387200
You're just arguing for a degrading "probably". You insist on a version of the character that reduces her to something lower than her canon dignity and complexity. She doesn't deserve that. Cantersluts belongs in the /trash/.

>>42386986
To be fair most prostitutes hate their clientele.

>>42387292
It's more personal with Adagio, even if it's practically indiscriminate.

>>42387292
Adagio's hatred of humans is more personal than something like that, even her hatred is practically indiscriminate among humans.

>>42387279
>You insist on a version of the character that reduces her to something lower than her canon dignity and complexity.
I don't think it does.
I'm not insisting on anything, I'm just sharing my view of the character. This is a thread for her, isn't it? And I just said I didn't think she actually WAS one. But she canonically fakes her voice, which is probably more important to her, so if she fakes that and fakes being delighted to entertain humans on stage then I don't think it's beyond the pale to imagine that she would do something if she had to. She a manipulator. She's. A. Siren. She would probably use sex to get what she wanted even if it wasn't money related.

>>42387328
>I don't think it does.
Well, here's how. Is sex not typically reserved for someone special? Historically, when women are forced to use their bodies as a means of survival through maybe monetary gain, they have reached their lowest point, because now they have used something so intimate for mere money. This is why it is degrading, and at the very least, in bad taste for this character that I actually respect. And it doesn't really matter if she's not originally a human, because usually, this kind of mentality is universal amongst sentient species in most forms of fiction that aren't porn. Honestly, I would probably actually agree with you, were it not for Adagio's powerful aura and air of dignity that I get from her in her scenes. She just seems above it all. Even in SBP, I feel the same things from her. To me, she seems like a woman who would have boundaries that she'd never cross.
>This is a thread for her, isn't it?
Not just any, but according to OP, this is the "Adagio is my wife" thread. Which brings me to my next point.
>But she canonically fakes her voice, which is probably more important to her, so if she fakes that and fakes being delighted to entertain humans on stage then I don't think it's beyond the pale to imagine that she would do something if she had to.
In such a thread, why imagine that at all? It's just gross, or even depressing.
>She a manipulator. She's. A. Siren.
She's also Adagio Dazzle, who is more than just those things. With her magic, she wouldn't even need to use sex as a way to get people to do what she wants, because that wouldn't really do anything meaningful. The magic of the singing is what seduces people. Now, without the gems, she's practically no longer a siren at all. Just a singer, on tour, selling albums and merch.
>She would probably use sex to get what she wanted even if it wasn't money related.
Like I said, if she didn't have her aura that she was portrayed with, I'd probably actually agree with you.

>>42387443
>Is sex not typically reserved for someone special?
If Adagio hates humans then she wouldn't have someone special like that, so why would she care about their values on sex? She would more likely use it to her advantage.
>they have reached their lowest point
She kind of has reached her lowest point.
>This is why it is degrading
I never said it wasn't, I just don't think she would be above it if it meant surviving for a chance at regaining her power.
>this kind of mentality is universal amongst sentient species in most forms of fiction that aren't porn
Where are you getting that from? There are just as many depictions of sentient species who don't share these same views.
>To me, she seems like a woman who would have boundaries that she'd never cross
I just don't think sex for money is one of them. Even then though I see no reason to believe there is much she wouldn't do to get her way.
>Adagio is my wife
She's mine too.
>In such a thread, why imagine that at all?
I don't know I'm just having a conversation, sharing my thoughts since you made a comment on them.
>It's just gross, or even depressing.
Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes discussing the darker sides is interesting.
>With her magic, she wouldn't even need to use sex as a way to get people to do what she wants
Sure, with her magic of course not. But she doesn't have it now. And we already see her willing to fake it in order to keep singing, which I would wager is more important to her than some human idea of "decency". What if things get worse? All I'm saying is that I don't see her just giving up if it came to it. In fact, I could easily see her turning to sex work before she started working at some place like Mcdonalds or whatever if she needed money. I honestly think she would find that more degrading than selling her body.
>The magic of the singing is what seduces people.
Come on, that is not the only thing.
>Now, without the gems, she's practically no longer a siren at all. Just a singer, on tour, selling albums and merch.
Just because she can't sing or use magic anymore doesn't make her not a siren and now suddenly an actual human. Her values wouldn't suddenly change to match these creatures she supposedly hates. She's lived her life surviving on certain skill of seduction and manipulation, she not just going to suddenly forgo everything she knows because humans find it distasteful, she's a villain.
>if she didn't have her aura that she was portrayed with, I'd probably actually agree with you.
I guess me and you just have different interpretations of what aura she was portrayed with. I did not read her as a character who is stunted by her pride. She came across as quite humble and realistic in SBP especially.

>>42387443
>Is sex not typically reserved for someone special?
I mean not even most humans think this.

>>42387530
>If Adagio hates humans then she wouldn't have someone special like that
Not necessarily. Usually, the way things like greens go, Adagio ends up finding the exception to the rule, so to speak.
>She kind of has reached her lowest point.
Not yet. She still has her dignity. She might have lost something very important, but she still breathes, and she still has stuff presumably nabbed through magic. The van, the vocal processing stuff, there's nothing to say that she didn't get that stuff through magic. I obviously can't prove that, since none of it's ever explored, but it'd be crazy to think they didn't save up some sort of nest egg.
>I just don't think she would be above it if it meant surviving for a chance at regaining her power.
I think she would be above it.
>Where are you getting that from? There are just as many depictions of sentient species who don't share these same views.
Well, pretty much any piece of media you can think of, which like I said, isn't porn. Personally, I don't see many fictional or mythological people just having sex like it's nothing special.
>Even then though I see no reason to believe there is much she wouldn't do to get her way.
Well, there's nothing to suggest the contrary either. At least without reaching.
>I don't know I'm just having a conversation, sharing my thoughts since you made a comment on them.
Fair enough.
>Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes discussing the darker sides is interesting.
I'm aware, but there are just some things that are best left unsaid.
>I honestly think she would find that more degrading than selling her body.
I guess here is where I might take a page out of your book. I'd probably say that she would view working as a burger flipping wagie as just servant work as a siren. Now, I don't think it's really established if they're royalty or something, but I seriously doubt she would view it as lesser than spreading your legs, since average people do work as wagies.
>Come on, that is not the only thing.
Well, it's the main thing. Everything else is practically just flavor, or some sort of instruction. Without the gem, it's just gone.
>she's a villain.
I'm not saying she's a human now with human values now, but I have no reason to believe sirens don't have some sort of sense of boundaries when it comes to intimacy, especially when their personalities aren't just "seductress". There's nuance. Variety. Like I said, if Adagio didn't have more to her, I'd probably agree with you.
>I did not read her as a character who is stunted by her pride.
Her pride as a siren. She clearly still has it, with the way she views humans in comparison.
>She came across as quite humble and realistic in SBP especially.
She did.
>I guess me and you just have different interpretations of what aura she was portrayed with.
Indeed.
>>42387615
It's called a home run for a reason.

>>42387682
>Usually, the way things like greens go, Adagio ends up finding the exception to the rule, so to speak.
How come you get to use non canon?
>Not yet.
It's definitely her lowest point. You can always go lower, but this has got to be her lowest yet.
>She still has her dignity.
She might not fully agree.
>it'd be crazy to think they didn't save up some sort of nest egg
Not if she didn't have the time to. I can think of another way she could have acquired them though.
>Personally, I don't see many fictional or mythological people just having sex like it's nothing special.
There are tons of myths that involve casual sex in our own human mythology. Even rape and things like that.
>Well, there's nothing to suggest the contrary either
She has already compromised on her singing and performing even though she clearly was upset about it when Sonata brought it up. That's an example right there. Is there an example of her refusing to do something out of pride?
>I'm aware, but there are just some things that are best left unsaid.
This my not be the site for you, I'm afraid.
>but I seriously doubt she would view it as lesser than spreading your legs, since average people do work as wagies.
Not if she was part of a race known for using sex to manipulate others.
>Everything else is practically just flavor, or some sort of instruction
They were specifically designed to be sexy. Like it was part of their design as characters.
>Her pride as a siren.
Maybe, but how do we know it's the same as a human's sense of pride?

>>42387682
>but I have no reason to believe sirens don't have some sort of sense of boundaries when it comes to intimacy, especially when their personalities aren't just "seductress".
Missed this one. I would say you have pretty much every depiction of a siren that she does not view it the same way a human would. Meanwhile you have no reason to believe they do.
I agree that there is nuance. I just don't agree that nuance means she would exclusively never have sex for money.

>>42387789
>How come you get to use non canon?
It was a speculative question, which I answered with an example.
>It's definitely her lowest point. You can always go lower, but this has got to be her lowest yet.
Fair enough.
>She might not fully agree.
If we go with your perspective, sure.
>I can think of another way she could have acquired them though.
Of course you can. So much for not insisting, lol.
>She has already compromised on her singing
It's just something intimate and that she wants back dearly.
>This my not be the site for you, I'm afraid.
I can do that too. This may not be the thread for you, I'm afraid. Especially for someone who thinks about his supposed wife getting prostituted. Good grief.
>Not if she was part of a race known for using sex to manipulate others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDyK6AJ-r1k
Please do find the sex for me.
>They were specifically designed to be sexy. Like it was part of their design as characters.
That is true. But the gems are extremely important. Much more important than that.
>Maybe, but how do we know it's the same as a human's sense of pride?
How do we know it's not?
>>42387805
I'm having a hard time understanding a lot of what you typed here, but
>I just don't agree that nuance means she would exclusively never have sex for money.
I know.

>>42387849
>It was a speculative question, which I answered with an example.
Explain? The question is based on our agreed understanding that she hates humans, yes? But your example is based on how things go in the greens you read about her?
>So much for not insisting, lol.
Oh come on, it was a joke. Don't be so passive aggressive.
>It's just something intimate and that she wants back dearly.
Exactly. Dearly enough that she might just do anything to get it back, that she may value it more than sex.
>This may not be the thread for you, I'm afraid.
The thread still exists on this site. A site known for its degeneracy. On a board known especially for its degeneracy.
>Please do find the sex for me.
Anon, you're being obtuse. Obviously they're not going to talk about sex in a kids show. I meant sirens in pretty much any non children's depiction of them.
>But the gems are extremely important. Much more important than that.
Sure but that doesn't mean their other traits are not important.
>How do we know it's not?
Exactly. But, as villains, and as villains of another species, one that hates humans/others, it's no stretch to pose they could view it differently. Like greek gods/creatures often do.
>I'm having a hard time understanding a lot of what you typed here
I'm saying they are sirens, that comes with certain connotations with our understanding of sirens from myth and media. Obviously it's a children's show depiction of a siren, but if we are talking about sex then there are certain tropes associated with sirens, they are inherently promiscuous and use sex as a tool. Nothing the Dazzlings do makes me think they wouldn't use sex if this were a more adult depiction.
If you're suggesting that the very nature of the pony world means no sex or adult themes ever or something then I guess this speculative conversation is pointless.

>>42387913
>But your example is based on how things go in the greens you read about her?
Correct, because that's honestly one of the only examples you can really give about something that's never explored, which is romance involving Adagio.
>Oh come on, it was a joke.
I think you ought to be more honest and maybe call it a half-joke at most.
>that she may value it more than sex.
Sure, but that doesn't prove that she'll just give away her body for what she wants.
>The thread still exists on this site. A site known for its degeneracy. On a board known especially for its degeneracy.
I don't know about you, but I explore the board a lot, and I don't see too much about prostitution, save for a good amount of EQG threads, which usually has at least one guy who's really into it. Let's of course not forget Canterslut, and Fingerbang, which is practically indistinguishable. Now, as for this thread, once again, according to the OP, this is the "Adagio is my wife" thread. That's what he called it. Don't see much about prostitution there. One usually doesn't think about prostitution with one's wife either.
>Anon, you're being obtuse. Obviously they're not going to talk about sex in a kids show. I meant sirens in pretty much any non children's depiction of them.
Okay, well you're throwing in some mythology that was never there. We're talking about Hasbro's depiction of sirens. What they gave us was these seahorse monsters with big red gems on their chests, where they sing and mind control people and absorb their negativity so they can mind control some more. That's all they established, aside from their asses getting banished by Starswirl.
>Sure but that doesn't mean their other traits are not important.
Well, good thing I never said that. Because the gem is what allows them to mind control and absorb negativity. That's all they care about. They're more like vampires than succubi.
>it's no stretch to pose they could view it differently.
Oh, I think it is a stretch if there's no evidence.
>If you're suggesting that the very nature of the pony world means no sex or adult themes ever or something then I guess this speculative conversation is pointless.
Look, what I have is a sort of temperate and practical perspective on sex if we're going there. It draws as much as possible from the canon, while seamlessly integrating sexuality to some degree into these characters. What you have going on however, is rather excessive.

>>42388000
>I think you ought to be more honest and maybe call it a half-joke at most.
Fine. That instance I was joking, but I suppose it is what I'm arguing as a whole.
>Sure, but that doesn't prove that she'll just give away her body for what she wants.
It's not giving away, it's selling. For money. The thing she would need to survive and possibly get back to normal in this scenario. I believe if she saw a means to get her gem/magic back that required her "sacrificing some dignity" then she would. She already has.
>according to the OP, this is the "Adagio is my wife" thread. That's what he called it. Don't see much about prostitution there.
Okay, lets use your logic then. I don't see anything in there that say anything about not having the capacity to turn to prostitution if she needed to. But so what? Are you saying we're only allowed to talk about Adagio in the context of being OP's wife? Nobody is doing that.
>One usually doesn't think about prostitution with one's wife either.
Again, I'm not saying she is a prostitute, just that I believe she wouldn't turn down money for sex, especially if she got desperate enough. She would use what she has to get ahead.
>Okay, well you're throwing in some mythology that was never there.
So you're saying disregard everything we know about sirens and just take what hasbro shows us? But also that using headcanons from fanfictions is okay when it comes to romance we never see? Are we using outside sources or not? If not then I guess I have nothing to say because sex is never mentioned at all so it doesn't exist. Except it would have to exist for the scenario we are discussing anyway.
>That's all they established
There are multiple examples of Adagio specifically using straight up physical, sexual seduction in the very songs.
>Well, good thing I never said that.
I never said you said that, just that one trait being prominent doesn't mean another is suddenly not there. They were designed to be sexually appealing, to use sex appeal. Like a siren. Look at the way they dance. It's about as close to border as they could get away with showing. You're going to tell me they do not and would not use sex to manipulate, and behave as a typical siren would, just because it's not directly told to you by the narrator or something?
>That's all they care about.
They also cared about adoration.
>They're more like vampires than succubi.
Anon you do realize vampires are heavily tied to sex in a vast amount media of as well, right? But neither of those things should matter because hasbro said they are a specific type of sirens. So no using outside media.
>Oh, I think it is a stretch if there's no evidence.
Why? You pose that she couldn't without evidence, other than vibes and "aura". I have her actually using sex appeal and autotune despite hating humans and getting angry over Sonata outing them to Sunset.

>>42388000
>It draws as much as possible from the canon, while seamlessly integrating sexuality to some degree into these characters. What you have going on however, is rather excessive.
So, are you saying sex is sacred and strictly for procreation to every single creature in that universe, even villains, and that there is no such thing as prostitution because that is too excessive and goes too far in your eyes, even for villains who aren't even human? Like it's literally impossible in this world you've created where sex does exist, but not too much sex.

>>42309965 (OP)
Can you just put all this to bed, OP? How much did your wife charge when you first met her?
>>42388169
How much?

>>42388169
I want to cum on her face while she looks at me just like that

>>42388169
is she angry? is she smug? is she yandere?

>>42388247
Too much for a raw dog.

>>42388209
>She already has.
If you're talking about the vocal processing thing, then sure.
>Nobody is doing that.
There's a concept called "boundaries", which is quite related to "reading the room".
>She would use what she has to get ahead.
I'm already aware of how you've managed to just dumb this down to spreading your legs. I say she would instead use her wit and intellect to find an honest job. At the very least, in regards to all things, this is one thing that simply doesn't have to be sexual.
>So you're saying disregard everything we know about sirens and just take what hasbro shows us?
What's wrong with that? It's perfectly good enough to work with. Besides, we didn't get evil mermaids from sailor lore or half-bird temptresses. They gave us something new that can be worked with.
>There are multiple examples of Adagio specifically using straight up physical, sexual seduction in the very songs.
There are far more sexual things she could be doing. At most, it's just being flirty.
>Are we using outside sources or not?
Guess not.
>You're going to tell me they do not and would not use sex to manipulate, and behave as a typical siren would, just because it's not directly told to you by the narrator or something?
Well, I do have that sort of advantage over you.
>They also cared about adoration.
Yes, but adoration came through psycho-magical control, not physical attraction. They fed on conflict, not lust.
>Anon you do realize vampires are heavily tied to sex in a vast amount media of as well, right? But neither of those things should matter because hasbro said they are a specific type of sirens. So no using outside media.
Yeah.
>Why? You pose that she couldn't without evidence, other than vibes and "aura".
Yeah.
>>42388212
Moderation. Decency. That's all it boils down to.

>>42389138
Is she working minimum wage because she never learned the art of the deal?

>>42389164
I would watch Adagio hosting The Apprentice.

>>42389164
The art of the deal for her had always been
>I mind control you
>you obey me completely
Without a gem, not so much.

get yourself a wife whose first instinct is to kill you

>>42389143
>If you're talking about the vocal processing thing, then sure.
Now you're getting it.
>I'm already aware of how you've managed to just dumb this down to spreading your legs.
What?
>I say she would instead use her wit and intellect to find an honest job. At the very least, in regards to all things, this is one thing that simply doesn't have to be sexual.
The situation I described was that she would do it if it came to it. Of course she would do something else first if she had other options, except maybe fast food work, it was never the argument that she would jump straight to sex work just for the hell of it.
Either way, sex work can be honest work too. It's the oldest profession. And a siren could absolutely see it as honest work.
>What's wrong with that?
Nothing. I just wanted to know what you're going off of so I don't have to argue pointlessly. I would argue that the creators absolutely used sirens with previously established context in mind, you know the ocean creature theming, the temptress behavior, the magic hypnotic voice, but we don't have to I guess.
>There are far more sexual things she could be doing. At most, it's just being flirty.
Sure there are more sexual things, but again this is a kids show so they wouldn't show those anyway. She's not flirting, she's seducing.
>Well, I do have that sort of advantage over you.
What are you talking about? So what's the point of arguing for anything we don't see or hear, including romance? There should be no discussion or debate at all for anything if that's the case. Are you saying we just go back to saying nothing and letting OP post screencaps? She's not his actual wife, you know that right? The narrator never confirmed. Are you going to argue with him too?
>They fed on conflict, not lust.
Yeah they fed on conflict, but they also desired adoration.
>Moderation. Decency. That's all it boils down to.
I guess we're just not going to agree because were arguing from different circumstances then. We're going around in circles now anyway.

>>42389684
>sex work
This term for prostitution sure is something else. It's one of the most humiliating and degrading professions ever. Regardless of modern rebranding, it’s a profession commonly entered under desperation, coercion, or trauma. You can label it however you want, but in their world with what we see, you’d have to really twist her motivations to suggest that’s where she'd end up. It’s not honest in the sense of being consistent with her pride, power, and control.
>It's the oldest profession.
I strongly suggest not taking this as historical fact.
>And a siren could absolutely see it as honest work.
And I contest your perspective.
>She's not flirting, she's seducing.
It is flirting. If light stage flirting counts as sexual seduction to you, then I worry about your thresholds. Her power was in choreography and vocal harmonics.
>What are you talking about?
Because canon is more on my side. Either way, I guess it's the precedent that you set forth. You can have absolutely so much potential in headcanon and have an absolute blast with it, and out of possibly everything, prostitution is the big idea that you pitch and defend with your life. That's just strange to me, and it's just not an appealing character trait for Adagio, and I reject it.
>So what's the point of arguing for anything we don't see or hear, including romance?
You tell me.
>There should be no discussion or debate at all for anything if that's the case.
It's your call.
>Are you saying we just go back to saying nothing and letting OP post screencaps?
I don't know, am I?
>She's not his actual wife, you know that right?
Just saying. It's what the thread's about. You don't have to post about Adagio being your wife or something, but it does set certain boundaries, whether we like it or not.
>The narrator never confirmed. Are you going to argue with him too?
Who?
>Yeah they fed on conflict, but they also desired adoration.
Let's be real, the adoration was just the mind control.
>I guess we're just not going to agree because were arguing from different circumstances then. We're going around in circles now anyway.
No kidding.

>>42389759
>It’s not honest in the sense of being consistent with her pride, power, and control.
I feel it is. Her pride is wounded, her power is gone, she’s lost control.
>I strongly suggest not taking this as historical fact.
It was a joke.
>It is flirting. If light stage flirting counts as sexual seduction to you, then I worry about your thresholds.
It’s not flirting. She’s not just playing around. She is seducing with the intent to get a rise out of them. I’m the one worried about your thresholds at this point honestly.
>Her power was in choreography and vocal harmonics.
Yeah, the sexy, suggestive choreography designed to entice and ensnare. I think there’s a name for it.
>You tell me
No, you tell me. You were the one who called out my original post and who continues to argue with me about it. But for some reason talking about Adagio being our wife is fine even though that’s not canon either. This is your argument.
>It's your call.
I don’t agree, but that’s essentially what you’re saying when you dismiss it like that.
>I don't know, am I?
Seems that way.
>but it does set certain boundaries, whether we like it or not.
I just don’t agree with what these arbitrary boundaries you’ve set up are.
>Who?
OP
>Let's be real, the adoration was just the mind control
I don’t know if I agree with that, but it doesn’t change the fact that they wanted it.

>>42389895
>Her pride is wounded, her power is gone, she’s lost control.
Doesn't change the core of her character. In fact, in character theory, it should be actually doubling down on those core values, since she's under pressure. And when I say power, I don't mean her formerly literal magical power.
>It was a joke.
Well, you included it with your argument. Not really the same as me saying sex is a home run. And that honestly wasn't even really a joke, coming from me.
>She is seducing with the intent to get a rise out of them.
By telling them to compete with each other by agitating their egos. Not to get ready for sex. There's a word for this. I'll share it with you shortly.
>I’m the one worried about your thresholds at this point honestly.
Uhuh.
>Yeah, the sexy, suggestive choreography designed to entice and ensnare. I think there’s a name for it.
The word is manipulation. It is simply performance. Showmanship. Enticement in art doesn't mean it's sexual solicitation.
>You were the one who called out my original post
What? Did you think no one would disagree with you?
>and who continues to argue with me about it.
Wonder why that is. Maybe because you keep doubling down?
>But for some reason talking about Adagio being our wife is fine even though that’s not canon either.
Well, it's the OP. I didn't make it.
>This is your argument.
Not quite. My argument is that I reject your perspective.
>I don’t agree, but that’s essentially what you’re saying when you dismiss it like that.
No, I don't think so.
>I just don’t agree with what these arbitrary boundaries you’ve set up are.
Oh, I didn't set them up. Just sort of making you aware of them. But that's something you'll have to observe for yourself.
>OP
I see. Well, not that I'm aware of.
>I don’t know if I agree with that, but it doesn’t change the fact that they wanted it.
It's just that "adored" is one single rhyming word within all the lyrics of Welcome to the Show. But sure.

>>42313828
>>42315538
>>42319778
>>42334502
>>42339502
PoV you call her "poof".

>>42390449

>>42390075
>Doesn't change the core of her character.
Agreed.
>Not really the same as me saying sex is a home run.
Okay?
>Not to get ready for sex.
This is why I worry about your thresholds.
Is that what you think seduction means? Seduction is using sex to manipulate. And before you get confused again this does not just mean the actual act of sex but also in relation to sex such as alluding to it through suggestion in this case. It doesn’t exclusively mean trying to get someone in bed. It is a form of manipulation.
Serious question before we continue, how old are you again?
>Enticement in art doesn't mean it's sexual solicitation.
I never said it did. Seduction is simply a type of manipulation, one that sirens tend to specialize in, but it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re trying to seduce someone into doing something sexual. You are using sexuality to persuade.
>Did you think no one would disagree with you?
I just didn’t think they would argue this long with such silly reasoning, but I’m start to realize why.
>Maybe because you keep doubling down?
Yeah but I don’t mind discussing it. You’re the one trying to tell me not to.
>No, I don't think so.
It’s true.
>Oh, I didn't set them up.
Oh I know, you just made them up.
>It's just that "adored" is one single rhyming word within all the lyrics of Welcome to the Show. But sure.
Watch the first few minutes of the movie again real quick.

>>42344829
Make her hispanic

>>42387789
Is there a Latin American recording of this special somewhere? Otherwise where does that screenshot come from?

>>42390785
Just got it off derpi, no idea.

>>42390449
Would she even like that?

>>42391603
Probably not. But that never stopped me before.

>>42390785
>>42391133
I think I remember hearing it was clips from a trailer or something? Not sure.

>"... I guess you can call that a dick..."

>>42391603
Yes, but she would tell you
>"Not in public!"
because it's lewd in her mind.