What if humans couldn't live in Equestria? What if we couldn't breathe the air, or had an allergy to it?

I'd go with my original plan of subsisting entirely off of my wife's flatulence.

What like Avatar?

>>42311372 (OP)
I'm going to be a pony there either way so who cares

>>42311372 (OP)
What if it was the magic that we couldn't handle? What if the ambient magic of Equestria messed with our nervous systems? What if it literally fried our nerves? What if existing in Equestria slowly degraded our nervous systems, leading to a slow, agonizing struggle to die that takes several years? What if you fell in love only a few months into your stay? What if you got married to the mare of your dreams and had a perfect life with her, only for the both of you to find out you were going to die in a few years? What would you tell your foals, Anon?

I'd give any fucking thing to be in Equestria. The human world sucks.

>>42311372 (OP)
since when do equines breathe either CO2 or Nitrogen? It's probably a reasonable assumption to think that we could survive on what they can. Maybe if the air is 10% O2 we'd be gasping but, well, I don't see them breathing either more deeply or quickly than we do.

>>42311372 (OP)
We live in suits full of pony farts and we just breathe pony fart air.

>>42311390
Just like War of the Worlds it would probably be the cooties that get us. Either some virus in the short term or species hopping venereal disease in the long term

Well, I'd hope that Twilight would try and figure out a solution if I'm stuck there but if it doesn't work out then I guess I'd fucking die!

>>42311372 (OP)
Cats, dogs and other mammals can breathe there. It can be assumed that human can breathe there too.

>>42311566
Mmm hmm, mammals. You ever see a simian there?

>>42311372 (OP)
Most likely you could not even exist in their universe. Different laws of physics would cause your body to disintegrate or even violently explode.

Now, if their universe did have compatible physics. And a breathable atmosphere. You would still have an issue with food. Given how they are of a completely separate tree of life to you, its unlikely their food will be edible. And even if its partially edible, like having compatible sugars, they won't have the right proteins so you would starve to death.

Now there are other potential issues. Human biology is rather sensitive. So even if the laws of physics match, exposure to magic could seriously fuck you up. Having no magic of your own you would have no defense against foreign magics. And if a unicorn directly used magic on you, you would likely be utterly screwed. Consider how badly a simple telekinesis spell would mess you up if it applied lifting force to your internal organs.

In regards to incompatibilities with magic. I came up with an interesting idea once. The equestrian sun is not a physical object and it does not produce visible photons. Its a source of magic, and ponies eyes don't see light, but rather magic. When the human gets to equestria its pitch black. All he sees when he looks to the sky is stars. Equestria is a rouge planet maintained with magic. The human after stumbling around in the dark eventually finds a small source of light, that being a lit candle. Later on, the human would have a reputation of always walking around with a burning torch, since its the only way he can see anything. (note candles emit magic as well as visible light, due to the combustion of organic material that is infused with magic). Also, there is a type of fire that is very dangerous to ponies, invisible fire caused by the burning of magically devoid materials)

Even if you could survive there, they have their own language. Remember that they speak Ponish not English.

>>42311372 (OP)
The portal you pass through simply transmogifies you so that you survive in the pony universe. The ethereal pony gods that made the portal thought of all that before they made it of course. On the other hand, if you are an evil Anon the portal just spaghettifies you and you come out as fertilizer on the other end.

>>42311624
>You ever see a simian there?
Yes actually.

>>42312347
NTA, but nice nooticing work there, Anon!

>>42312312
>you come out as fertilizer on the other end.
god i wish a cute mare with a scat fetish would rub the feces that used to be me all over her body

>>42311500
Glimmerchud, please.

>>42311372 (OP)
Why would you think that? We would mostly be fine- minus the whole magic and timberwolf stuff.

>>42312374
Imagine how dependent that would make humans on ponies. No human could step out of line or else no fart air.

>>42311372 (OP)
Please don't do this to me

>>42311381
Based glimmer fag