>disabled
>bullied
>crippled
>abandoned and neglected by her parents and lesbian aunts
>only parental figure that tolerates her is an ugly reckless retard
Why is Scootaloo's life such suffering?

>>42311452 (OP)
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

>>42311452 (OP)
Because she's actually an Anon who got transported to Equestria. Her life is karma for being such a faggot

>>42311462
So THAT'S why she's obsessed with having Rainbow Dash as a sister

>>42311452 (OP)
>disabled
She makes up for it with her sick scooter skills
>bullied
Her bullies are two losers she constantly gets the upper hand on
>abandoned by parents
This saved her from the fate of being Australian
>ugly reckless retard
Dash is a saint. Shut up.

>>42311480
>being Australian
Oh right forgot, she's genetically australian too
Christ

>>42311452 (OP)
its funny

>>42311480
>Dash is a saint
She once blew up the weather factory and caused a zombie apocalypse from being stupid

>>42311452 (OP)
Dash isn't ugly

>>42311480
>This saved her from the fate of being Australian
Wait, is that why her wings don't work? Is it the pony version of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

>>42311476
Does this mean Scootaloo wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash?

>>42311575
Her wings don't work because Celestia thought it'd be funny

>>42311581
she wants to be the product of being cummed inside of rainbow dash

>>42311582
(which it was)

>>42311452 (OP)
>headcanon
>why is it shit?
because it's in your head

>>42311619
All those things are canon

>>42311606
>Scootaloo begs Discord to give Rainbow Dash a giant cock and balls so that she can impregnated by her. Scootaloo gets railed by Rainbow Dash's giant weiner, her cum filling Scootaloo's womb like a tidal wave. Then Scootaloo has a child. This child has her coat and Rainbow Dash's mane and tail. Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash admire the child they brought into the world when Scootaloo looks to Rainbow Dash, leans over to her, and says, "Let's have another."

>gets a group of friends that love her, a guardian that cares for her no matter if she can fly or not, and personal tutelage from Equestria's rulers
She's doing okay

>>42311762
No but but but some people find her annoying so she deserves to be miserable!

>>42311767
>watch show made for annoying small children
>characters are annoying small children
>get mad at this

>>42311452 (OP)
It's because we're supposed to adopt her

>>42311849
I'M Rainbow Dash?

>>42311852
>What?! I Died And Woke Up As A Rainbow Pegasus And Now This Little Filly Wants To Call Me Mom?!

>>42311877
God I wish

>>42311535
>the weather factory
kills innocent fillies
>zombie apocalypse
was a larp from her shitass friends. it wasn't real

>>42311877
Can you be the parent your disabled ADHD ridden tomboy needs?

>>42311706

>>42311706
>implying celestia would let cripples procreate

>>42311462

does this mean that if i ever enter the world of Minecraft it would be set on hardcore as karma for making such an expensive wish?

>>42312258
>Scootaloo shrieks as her filly womb is assaulted by Celestia's cross-kingdom miscarriage spell

>>42312258
She let Pinkie have a kid.

>>42311535
All pegasi are retarded, you can't hold that against her

>>42312330
>don't call dash retarded, that's racist!

>>42312144
>shitass friends
She deserved it for "pranking" (bullying) them constantly.

>>42311706
>Rainbow Dash: *Calls Scootaloo squirt*
>Also Rainbow Dash: *Squirts inside Scootaloo*

>>42312257
Thanks, dude! Glad to hear you liked it!

What would Scootaloo's joker card text be?

THIS IS CANON THIS IS CANON THIS IS CANON THIS IS CANON THIS IS CANON THIS IS CANON

>>42312338
But they deserved it

>>42312144
>Kills innocent fillies
That's edgy fanfic with no basis in the actual fucking show whatsoever.

>>42311706
I wish Rainbow Dash would shove her giant weiner up my pooter. Scootaloo is so lucky to be banged by Dash.

>>42312732
Do you ever wonder how many old fanfics and headcanons have gotten confused for genuine canon by newcomers and secondaries?

>>42311575
yeah, they only work upside down because they're designed to work in an Equestria Down Under
whenever she tries to use them in normal Equestria they just push her down towards the ground, hence why she can't fly there

>>42312144
>kills innocent fillies
they deserved it for failing the education system

>>42313010
I hear there are even some who consider s8 and s9 canon.

>>42312721
I hate dashfags so much it's unreal.

>>42312267
yes

>>42311462
wait scootaloo is OP?

>>42311452 (OP)
>Suffering
Her aunts are great and take good care of her anon.

>>42313144
>Only visit sometimes and then leave her with randos
No. It's a miracle she hasn't been molested.

>>42313199
>projecting
I know you're jealous of Scootaloo having actually good caretakers, its something you never grew up with clearly.

>>42313204
>having actually good caretakers
The same episode that introduces them says they only visit sometimes
And they're Australian

>>42313302
This. They might not intentionally neglect her, but they don't *parent* her. Showing up twice a month to stock the fridge and guilt-trip locals into babysitting her is not parenting.

>>42313567
But they're lesbians

>>42314131
That doesn't change how good or bad they are at parenting. They're absentees whether they prefer hotdogs or clams.

>>42311452 (OP)
Somebody needs to adopt and then marry that filly

>>42314278
>tfw you will never adopt Scootaloo
>tfw you will never use her for dubiously ethical medical experiments with wing augmentation prosthetics
>tfw it will never be a somewhat uncomfortable, but ultimately rewarding experience for her as she gets closer and closer to flying on wings of steel and magic
>until that day you make your first working prototype
>your egomaniacal cackle will never join her gleeful laughter as she begins to clumsily, but successfully fly with only the help of your invention
>you will never work with Scootaloo to keep improving your invention until it's ready to be sold
>you will never take her and the CMCs on a trip to Cloudsdale to help market your product to disabled pegasi (you told them they might get their cutie marks in salesmareship if they do a good enough job)
>tfw Rainbow Dash will never have a strong dislike of you for using Scootaloo to develop a product
>tfw this will never drive a wedge between her and Scootaloo (you actually become a caring father despite being utterly irresponsible)
>tfw you will never teach Scootaloo basic chemistry and freely encourage her to experiment with rockets to make herself faster (you want to do stress testing on the wings and make sure the parachute works, and you told Dash knowing she'd get worried and stick around, so Scoots will be saved if shit goes wrong)
>you will never be a better parent despite everything than Scootaloo's parents ever were

>>42314131
>>42314149
I'd assume Scootaloo's parents told the aunts it was just going to be a temporary thing and there was no need to move Scootaloo to another town or for them to worry about moving to Ponyville, honest, it's just a couple months....

It's been a couple months for like 5 years now

>>42314278
Don't Usagi Drop Scootaloo please

>>42314278
Who do you think faxes her 4hoof posts?

>>42313567
Dash makes ramen for her

>>42314471
Dash makes men raw for her

>>42314473
Dash eats humans?

>>42314480
Dash eats out humans.

>>42314485
Dash eats femboy pussy?

>>42314511
Dash eats faggot bussy.

>>42314512
So that's why all the mares like her

>>42314512
Dash eats out Scootaloo?