Sad Scootaloo Thread - /mlp/ (#42312618) [Archived: 595 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:41:47 AM No.42312618
SPIKE
SPIKE
md5: 3b7ba9c3923206c4cd2d4ed6cedd7ec7🔍
A thread for Scootaloo, but it's all about her misery! Share your favorite moments where she's upset, make stories about her already awful life getting worse, or just generally take comfort in knowing you don't have it as bad as the pegasus that can't fly.

Scootabuse is welcome and so is hurt/comfort. Just don't post her having a good time!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:42:22 AM No.42312622
scootasad
scootasad
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:45:57 AM No.42312628
fuckherparents
fuckherparents
md5: 48a79b0565ef8c3b3d2ccb873c849580🔍
What's your favorite flavor of Scootaloo, anons?
>homeless orphan street urchin
>homeless and abandoned by her living parents
>adopted by Rainbow Dash and neglected
>lives in the CMC clubhouse (is an orphan)
>canon

My personal favorite is that she's an orphan who lives in the CMC clubhouse.
Replies: >>42312953 >>42314523 >>42316563 >>42317433 >>42318665
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:47:26 AM No.42312631
cripple
cripple
md5: 53ffa4bfdaa96a0586c2b294cc4f7060🔍
At least she accepts it!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:50:58 AM No.42312636
jellyponk
jellyponk
md5: 9402502da65e50b5245e2a6f64e2d621🔍
The only member of the Mane Six who hasn't ever flown without a hot air balloon is Applejack.

And Scootaloo still can't fly!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:52:13 AM No.42312641
scootatrain
scootatrain
md5: 834fdf70824908478ab33407bafab0f2🔍
Fun fact: when someone cries loudly in front of others, they might just want attention. When they cry silently on their own, that's how you know they're really hating their existence.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:53:15 AM No.42312642
roadkill
roadkill
md5: 797826dbc5054db67294a59c8067896c🔍
This is what Scootaloo would've done if she never met Sweetie Belle and Applebloom, change my mind.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:57:27 AM No.42312644
selfhate
selfhate
md5: 63abbd204066cdc8488b9b71e5ea71d4🔍
>>42312642
Scootaloo must have some serious self-hatred issues.
Replies: >>42312646
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:59:30 AM No.42312646
scootadead
scootadead
md5: 4c18f002d46088daa767940155090808🔍
>>42312644
Maybe she'd have done it like this instead?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:00:35 AM No.42312648
rainbowbitch
rainbowbitch
md5: c9f3b248e26624dd963607f39a5de8fc🔍
Although it's not like she succeeds at many things she tries.
Replies: >>42312649
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:02:43 AM No.42312649
scootalive
scootalive
md5: 4bb56eb564a326c2adfe1394de0dc9c7🔍
>>42312648
>>42312646
What do you think, anons? Which is the canon ending? Does Dashie save her from herself or does she hate her for failing?
Replies: >>42312650 >>42312654
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:03:45 AM No.42312650
hangingwithscoots
hangingwithscoots
md5: 5c07d0547a3e96a893dfa795e23a5d14🔍
>>42312649
Or does Scoots do it quietly and alone (like how she cries) so nopony has a chance to stop her?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:05:58 AM No.42312654
finalflight
finalflight
md5: e850d7bf93b7edc55665f342b22c6aac🔍
>>42312649
I'm partial to Dash just barely managing to save her from the fall, myself.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:07:10 AM No.42312655
noparents
noparents
md5: deefe401c51542b4aa620cf6d7fd5251🔍
>>42312642
But of course, having the other CMCs around helps keep her from trying to off herself, so she really just has to spend her days wishing she wasn't deformed.
Replies: >>42312656
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:08:11 AM No.42312656
sadtahooves
sadtahooves
md5: b6a71741e523d69f41d83ffaa2bba7d8🔍
>>42312655
Or an orphan.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:10:15 AM No.42312660
scootacripple
scootacripple
md5: 3a0510c8980fe671ac0d493da9056292🔍
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:12 AM No.42312662
scootalone
scootalone
md5: ab3cd45c67e3e9f36be5f1cc1e8d3afe🔍
Homeless Scootaloo is best Scootaloo!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:14:16 AM No.42312664
shedoesn'tcare
shedoesn'tcare
md5: 852433922d6f99b27403ef83665df299🔍
Faust did say Rainbow Dash would be a terrible sister. And I know how much all you season 1-2 ziggers love Faust!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:15:26 AM No.42312667
auntsnotthatmuchbetter
auntsnotthatmuchbetter
md5: 6f1db3b68f51b8f89677d4ce92f3e76d🔍
Oh, and you canon cunts who're gonna bring up her lesbian "aunts": they're better than her parents, but they're still far from parental figures for her. They're almost as absent!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:32 AM No.42312669
whygod
whygod
md5: fc5ae7b8a82db1c97bb6dcb4f9d7b3e5🔍
Scootaloo's life really is the most miserable in all of Equestria, isn't it?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:58 AM No.42312674
cripple
cripple
md5: 752173f0e05e853deda2c7bd5b3bc0ab🔍
I see myself in her struggle.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:20:58 AM No.42312675
clumsy
clumsy
md5: 5cc5c44ecbc3294bc65d7f04ad126626🔍
Nothing ever goes right for Scootaloo for long! Except the Cutie Mark Crusaders, I guess.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:01 AM No.42312678
neverbolt
neverbolt
md5: 48647f08acd6673751458414852156f1🔍
Imagine having a dream you know you'll never be able to achieve. That's Scootaloo for you!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:25:20 AM No.42312682
beatenloo
beatenloo
md5: e1e6fa5508cad016da45b52aeaa02383🔍
And she gets bullied the worst out of any of the ponies in her school, too.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:26:21 AM No.42312685
selfharm
selfharm
md5: 9424fc23db539b13e1148e3b05f5a3ca🔍
No wonder she hurts herself too.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:27:31 AM No.42312688
scootarain
scootarain
md5: c8f105e4e9733860b35f8b6a6464b102🔍
How many nights has Scootaloo spent alone and shivering in the rain? My guess is that she's lost count.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:39:15 AM No.42312704
1725874144013119
1725874144013119
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Why

Won't

You

Fly!!!!
Replies: >>42312706
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:41:24 AM No.42312706
uglycry
uglycry
md5: bf3d6f57434a3420f3b9058cf8eb34be🔍
>>42312704
>I CAN'T fly! Stop hurting me!
Replies: >>42312715
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:55:44 AM No.42312715
1735518613879263
1735518613879263
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>>42312706
>You're already hurting yourself so much anyway
Replies: >>42312720
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:58:43 AM No.42312720
BEAT
BEAT
md5: 40749bbf09a1353220e760332e5c67b6🔍
>>42312715
Scootaloo thought getting adopted by Rainbow Dash would fix all her problems. She never expected she'd get beaten more than ever before.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:00:43 AM No.42312723
611984
611984
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>abuse thread
>full of samefagging
Replies: >>42312729
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:03:06 AM No.42312729
cruelluna
cruelluna
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>>42312723
I was just trying to be a good OP and post as much as I could.
Replies: >>42312784
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:11:07 AM No.42312736
brokendreams
brokendreams
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Replies: >>42312742
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:11:26 AM No.42312740
1735286677869576
1735286677869576
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>>42312720
Nah, Rainbow dash is the best emotional support pony you can get
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:12:18 AM No.42312742
everyday
everyday
md5: c0a3a811b161cc6740ebe22c665690b1🔍
>>42312736
In this shot, we see Scootaloo rejecting herself, taking everything she wanted to be and throwing it in the trash because she doesn't believe she deserves to be happy.
Replies: >>42312763
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:30:44 AM No.42312763
>>42312742
How's that she's so young yet so pessimistic?
Replies: >>42312772
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:46:24 AM No.42312772
2698765
2698765
md5: f650109f07e4e84627e23f8772114100🔍
>>42312763
Imagine that you're her.

You're a pegasus. The whole point of your tribe is flying... but you can't fly. You're like a bird who can't sing. You were holding onto a vain hope that you'd grow into the ability to fly right up until you saw Bulk Biceps buzzing about with wings smaller than yours. Oh, and let's not forget the flying babies.

Your parents don't love you. You know it for a fact. If they loved you, why would they have abandoned you for years and never replied to any of the letters you sent them? Maybe they don't love you because you're broken.

Your aunts at least try to care, but they obviously care more about themselves than you since they can't be bothered to actually let you live with them. Every night, you return to an empty house, and you're entirely alone with your thoughts. Somepony you barely know might check in just to make sure you haven't hurt yourself, but that's about it.

Your idol is the fastest, best flier who ever lived. She becomes a Wonderbolt, but you still can't even get off the ground for more than a couple seconds. She has the most supportive parents ever and everypony loves her. She loves herself, too, and she has unending confidence. She's one of the six most important ponies in Equestria. She is everything you're not. Oh, and that one time it felt like your dreams were coming true, when she said she'd be your big sister? She immediately flew away for a week to do Wonderbolts stuff and you didn't see or hear from her at all. Just another pony who forgot about you, nothing new there.

The worst part's that Rainbow Dash's parents would eagerly adopt you, but your own parents will never relinquish custody even though they're never around and don't care about you. They just don't want to admit it to themselves, and they care more about saving face than what's good for you.

You're relentlessly bullied in school for everything from being a blank flank to being disabled.

The only thing you have going for you is your two best friends, and the most joy you know aside from the occasional trick on your mobility scooter is helping a pony find their purpose in life, because the only thing you're really good at is helping ponies find the meaning your life lacks.

Scootaloo is so pessimistic because her life is miserable aside from the CMCs.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:55:13 AM No.42312784
>>42312729
Cringe, but I respect it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:57:07 AM No.42312787
1747207139814592
1747207139814592
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>>42312772
Wow. Is all that real? I'm new to this show and I'm yet to know more about Scootaloo and her two friends, but damn I didn't know it could get so deep.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:57:01 AM No.42312842
g3.5 scootaloo & cheerilee hug
g3.5 scootaloo & cheerilee hug
md5: ca31a326a12d0949239d4af2ac53a2df🔍
LOL this thread is awesome bahaha! Imagine having a real sister - OH, I know somepony who does! And it will never be YOU G4 Scootashit! Lol, the real Scootaloo even has a better, faster, AND more toyetic KTM supersport scooter than you, you know, the thing that is your only talent? Fuck her hand-me-down wooden scooter.

Captcha: M0GVO <- That's a sign
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:43:33 PM No.42312948
If the poster count were still present, it would have been still on 1 before this post.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:48:55 PM No.42312953
>>42312628
These are all canon though
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:29:13 PM No.42312988
scootarekt
scootarekt
md5: cc0a6735fe17c4681e86b98d1739a5f4🔍
Finally, a good thread.
Replies: >>42317596
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:58:15 PM No.42313291
huggy
huggy
md5: 90bd0878b60ef05673c861ea6325388f🔍
>>42312948
Welcome to the board, we've got certain flavors of schizos you'll learn to recognize.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:21:48 PM No.42313337
pegaslaves
pegaslaves
md5: 86487c6a25d8ba7212621cbc157e6aec🔍
>>42312948
Welcome to the board, we've got certain flavors of giga chads you'll learn to recognize.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:22:32 PM No.42313451
>>42312787
Yeah, there's an episode in season 9 (the last season) where they finally give us an explanation for Scootaloo's living situation.

Her parents are two adventurers that just kinda dumped her on Ponyville so they could go explore the world "because their work is so important". They left her their house, so she's at least not homeless, but there's nobody there to actually take care of her. She has two aunts who live near Ponyville, but they don't live in it, so they just check on her sometimes. Most of the time, it's random ponies from Ponyville. I think Rarity's one that was said to check in on her?

Her parents show up and don't know literally anything about the Cutie Mark Crusaders even though Scootaloo's been sending them letters about it, and they don't have a good answer when she asks if they even read them.

They've decided she'll be leaving Ponyville and coming to be with them and completely ignore how upset she is and everything she's saying about how much she doesn't want to leave, and they sell the house so she doesn't have a choice.

She does get a happy ending where all of Ponyville actually comes together to support the CMCs, which is enough to convince her parents to let her stay (although my personal headcanon is they saw the Princess siding with their daughter and didn't want to get in trouble), and her aunts decide to move to Ponyville, so she has somewhere to live with full-time parents for the first time seemingly in her whole life.

But, that's in season nine. The final season. It's at least five years after the show starts if you go by how many Hearth's Warming (Christmas) episodes there are. So, for basically the entire show, Scootaloo lives exactly as I described.
Replies: >>42313506 >>42313600
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:45:20 PM No.42313506
>>42313451
>She does get a happy ending where all of Ponyville actually comes together to support the CMCs, which is enough to convince her parents to let her stay
So basically a fancy and cute way to say she discover that her parents never actually cared for her all this time and as such she reject them forever?

Thanks for the spoilers anyway.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:56 PM No.42313576
suffering builds character
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:59 PM No.42313577
>>42312667
>Scootaloo's parents are mixed race couple of earth pony father and pegasus mom
>Scootaloo not only can't fly but also isn't strong like earth pony.
What sort of lesson was Hasbro trying to teach here?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:23:28 PM No.42313586
hey kids
hey kids
md5: 172fb63a65d06b68d16f6cbc1f1f403c🔍
>>42312618 (OP)
Remember when twilight raped scootaloo?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:29:09 PM No.42313600
>>42313451
Nope, fake, she lives in the CMC treehouse and before that she slept on the streets like she deserves. Actually something she has in common with the real Scootaloo
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:38:24 PM No.42313619
>>42313577
Maybe that even if you're a literal son of a bitch and got the worse genes from both your parents, you can still find your place in this world.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:59:02 PM No.42313668
>>42313600
My headcanon's also that she lives in the CMC clubhouse and slept on the streets before that, but let's not be mean, she doesn't deserve it. She deserves a loving home with parents who care for her and put her first.

But she'll never get it.
Replies: >>42313705
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:13:21 PM No.42313705
1724667657449712
1724667657449712
md5: c5457dc00961f38b963fd6220d89787c🔍
>>42313668
At least she got a good sister I suppose
Replies: >>42313713
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:17:04 PM No.42313713
1520376__safe_screencap_rainbow+dash_scootaloo_pegasus_pony_campfire+tales_g4_my+little+pony-colon-+friendship+is+magic_animated_bipedal_boop_cropped_cute_cutea
>>42313705
Dash isn't the stepmom, she's the mom that stepped up.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:21:02 PM No.42313728
>>42313713
The very next fucking episode: Dash goes away for a week to be a Wonderbolt trainee.
Replies: >>42313744 >>42313744
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:28:06 PM No.42313744
1725667960946772
1725667960946772
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>>42313728
Let's say a step sister mom?

>>42313728
A week is still better than the whole life
Replies: >>42313749
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 10:29:23 PM No.42313749
>>42313744
First reply was meant for >>42313713
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:26:03 AM No.42314373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNEMcZi_HxY
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:07:01 AM No.42314454
Gollyschizo vs Scootschizo
Who wins?
Replies: >>42314812 >>42317999
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:55:59 AM No.42314523
61721%20-%20crying%20scootabuse%20scootaloo
61721%20-%20crying%20scootabuse%20scootaloo
md5: 3621be11862a27c41f8a1219caa29b49🔍
>>42312628
Early on I liked the idea of Scoot having parents, but they're drunk & abusive.
Her mom is on her third bottle of wine before noon...her dad is faking disabled to keep the work-horse comp check coming. This is why he won't teach Scootaloo to fly.
Both parents beat her.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:57:43 AM No.42314812
>>42314454
Hey, I don't shit up unrelated threads at the slightest mention of my chosen filly.
Replies: >>42315930
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:53:22 PM No.42315228
>>42312618 (OP)
hey scoots, databyte is going to rape you
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:00:33 PM No.42315922
Scoot bump
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:02:23 PM No.42315930
>>42314812
Yeah but gollyschizo at least doesn't like to torture the object of his lust.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:44:18 AM No.42316563
>>42312628
Homeless on the street and is public use for stallions and colts. On occasion a stallion will leave her a bit as she lay on the ground leaking cum from her gaping holes.
Replies: >>42317433 >>42317454
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:08:53 AM No.42317433
>>42312628
>>42316563
this would never happen in equestria
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:29:06 AM No.42317454
>>42316563
Nobody asked about your mom life anon
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:50:22 PM No.42317596
bitch cadet
bitch cadet
md5: 65966ae4a787ad717fa05eeb4329caf4🔍
>>42312988
Break her scooter then make her your bitch cadet.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:18:12 PM No.42317999
>>42314454
Golly schizo is m6, scoot schizo is a background pony.
Replies: >>42318001 >>42318015
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:19:01 PM No.42318001
>>42317999
Some background ponies could take down the Mane 6 easily
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:24:51 PM No.42318015
>>42317999
Flutterschizo is Diamond Tiara.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:00:45 AM No.42318665
>>42312628
homeless, abandoned cunny who will crawl onto my dick and agree to any degeneracy if it means getting a little bit of attention