Thread 42313880 - /mlp/ [Archived: 609 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:26:41 PM No.42313880
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Why did they tease Sparity so much? Not just in the series, but the comics and the books too.
It never actually happened, it couldn't happen because they made it clear several times that Spike was a kid, so why push it so much?
Imagine if Sweetie Belle had a crush on Big Mac and he kept calling her his little Sweety Weety, kissing her on the cheek and getting jealous when she made a new friend. Adults would go apeshit.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:30:05 PM No.42313897
>Imagine if Sweetie Belle had a crush on Big Mac and he kept calling her his little Sweety Weety, kissing her on the cheek and getting jealous when she made a new friend. Adults would go apeshit.
I’m thinking based
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:33:48 PM No.42313905
>>42313897
Yes, based, but it wouldn't last very long because audiences would shut it down fast.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:34:20 PM No.42313907
It's funny.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:42:29 PM No.42313931
Because a majority of the people who worked on the series love Rarity. Spike is sort of a self insert. He's her man slave willing to do anything for her without expecting anything in return. He never gets over Rarity and moves on because the writers find the idea insulting to Rarity.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:47:20 PM No.42313946
>>42313880 (OP)
>they made it clear several times that Spike was a kid
if this were true, how doesn't Equestria Games make Twilight the vilest, most evil pony to ever exist for putting a "kid" in that position? Sparity is shit, but not for that reason.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:48 PM No.42313955
>>42313946
He's not a very popular character. Every time Spike fucks up the audience just hates him more.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:54:42 PM No.42313962
>>42313880 (OP)
Late writers were pedos
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:57:31 PM No.42313967
>>42313905
Nah the dynamic doesn't work if the genders are reversed. You're porn addicted so it feels like it would to you but onscreen it doesn't translate so well. An older woman can seduce or lead on a younger boy, thats the gender role. Just like you can't expect a woman to lead an action story, thats for men like Conan, Doomguy, Godzilla, Superman or Jason Statham.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:16:45 AM No.42314018
>>42313967
> the dynamic doesn't work if the genders are reversed
Yes, I know, that's why I said it wouldn't last, dumb dumb.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:18:42 AM No.42314022
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>>42313967
>You're porn addicted
You're on /mlp/, don't you fucking dare pretend you're not a degenerate.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:29 AM No.42314027
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>>42313880 (OP)
>it couldn't happen because they made it clear several times that Spike was a kid
Or a literal dog
And yet that's exactly why he's perfect for white girls
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:22:52 AM No.42314032
>>42314027
>the other students: you just know.
>photo finish: God I wish that were me.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:26:07 AM No.42314039
>>42313955
doesn't really explain it, the "people" whining about this put the blame on rarity
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:27:15 AM No.42314041
>>42314039
The put the blame on the writers actually.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:29:02 AM No.42314049
>>42314022
No I'm a social outcast but I'm not porn addicted or degenerate.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:50:15 AM No.42314090
>>42314041
don't be obtuse.
ironically the places that love the late season writers the most also hate Sparity the most. I usually feel embarassed being associated with them for hating the ship myself
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:57:47 AM No.42314099
>>42314090
As the OP I wouldn't say I like it or hate it, I just don't understand it. It has a lot of shippers, both in the fanbase and the writers, but it's a love between a baby dragon and a pony who is old enough to have her own business. But like I said, if it was gender reversed, those same people would be revolted by it. It baffles me.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:16:40 AM No.42314833
>>42313946
This is the same show that let children run a summer camp, newspaper, has the entire town bully them when the newspaper goes wront and later puts one to hell. At this point, pedo ponies wouldn't surprise me.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:20:05 AM No.42314838
>>42313880 (OP)
Because Rarity’s a pedophile and they wanted us all to know that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:47:55 AM No.42315119
disgusting sparity bait
disgusting sparity bait
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Okay, they did not need to make this render!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:50:34 AM No.42315123
>>42313880 (OP)
You know what's worse?
They had a lot of seasons to settle this down, yet they didn't.

>muh pedos
Ockham's Razor begs to differ. They were just lazy writers.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:56:49 AM No.42315129
>>42314049
Then stop having pedo thoughts about little ponies
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:10:10 PM No.42315150
>>42313880 (OP)
because kids have crushes on adults all the time and Rarity handles it in a way that doesn't hurt Spike's feelings
it's the pony equivalent of a Kindergartener asking his teacher if he can marry her and her smiling and replying "maybe when you're older, sweetie"
it doesn't mean she actually wanted to fuck him, it's just a thing kids do sometimes
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:25 PM No.42315171
>>42313880 (OP)
>Why did they tease Sparity so much?
because Rarity is a MAP
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:59 PM No.42315181
queen rarity
queen rarity
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>>42315171
Majorly Awesome Pony? Hell yeah she is
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:30:59 PM No.42315190
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>>42313880 (OP)
Fuark I love Sparity
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:33:41 PM No.42315195
>>42315150
wtf a sane answer?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:40:36 PM No.42315204
>>42315150
Also normally it's men who makes a court to women. Spike is just the cute trope of this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:14:58 PM No.42315835
>>42315150
>handles it in a way that doesn't hurt Spike's feelings
>it doesn't mean she actually wanted to fuck him,
I don't know about that. Her tie-in book and one episode of season 9, she gets jealous of him bonding with another female. She should WANT him to move on but she doesn't.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:28:28 PM No.42315857
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>>42315835
>She should WANT him to move on but she doesn't.
Twilight literally raised him. She's quite literally his mom, and caring moms don't want to see their children go on their own when they grow up. Trust me, they literally cry when the money comes. Stop being a porn addicted, sex is very much not the answer. lol
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:33:34 PM No.42315868
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>>42315835
>She should WANT him to move on but she doesn't.
Twilight literally raised him. She's quite literally his mom, and caring moms don't want to see their children go on their own when they grow up. Trust me, they literally cry when the moment comes. Stop being a porn addicted for a moment, sex is not the answer. lol
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:36:46 PM No.42315872
>>42315868
Imo, sex is very much not the answer and you are exaggerating a bit
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:50:55 PM No.42315900
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>>42315872
You get the point
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:57:25 PM No.42315915
>>42315868
>Twilight
Aren't we talking about Rarity?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:58:41 PM No.42315918
>>42315868
>Stop being a porn addicted
Why does everything revolve around sex to you?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:00 PM No.42315925
I mean in twenty years he'll be thirty and she'll be forty five. Then it's not weird but hot.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:49 PM No.42315928
>>42315915
Shit, I'm literally drunk. For some reason I thought I was in a twilight thread. Forget everything.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:03:24 PM No.42315932
>>42315925
Like Fine Wine was a good comic.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:05:31 PM No.42315934
>>42315925
Then she'll be a hag.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:10:33 PM No.42315940
fuck horses
fuck horses
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Why the fuck are you niggers in the front page?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:18:30 PM No.42315958
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>>42315940
pony website stay mad
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:58:25 AM No.42316865
>>42315940
Why are you using the "popular threads" page instead of just browsing the catalog of your home boards like a normal person?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:03:55 AM No.42316881
>>42315940
>fuck horses
DON'T MIND IF I DO
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:05:24 AM No.42316886
speed
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>>42315940
WE OUT HERE
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:06:14 AM No.42316888
>>42316865
Kek this

Who the fuck EVER looks at 4chan's front page? I literally go directly to the board and if I want to go to another board I use the drop-down.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:14:37 AM No.42316905
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Because young boys want to fuck older women. Boys and girls develop differently and interface with the opposite sex differently. There is NOTHING wrong with some horny boy with pent up energy and testosterone relieving himself consensually with the help of a responsible adult lady

/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ FACT /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Although spike is a gross little gremlin and there’s no way she would bother with him
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:23:08 AM No.42316911
>>42316905
>I LOVE IT WHEN LITTLE BOYS GET DIDDLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as expected from a rarityfag
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:33:45 AM No.42316930
>>42316911
He’s a dragon
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:24:41 AM No.42317450
>>42315835
>season 9
Found your problem
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:00:24 PM No.42318071
>>42313880 (OP)
>dragons like jewels
>Rarity has jewels on her ass
It's a joke that got away from itself
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:25:13 PM No.42318464
>>42316905
Trvke, thanks Freud
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:45:52 PM No.42318506
She also takes advantage of his crush, and it's treated as a perfectly okay thing to do for some reason because she occasionally throws food at him.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:04:42 AM No.42318536
>>42318071
Oh shit, spike eats ass is cannon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:07:03 AM No.42318538
>>42315934
So you're saying it's better?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:18:20 AM No.42318561
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I just wanted to say that I don't like Sparity because anything interspecies is shit (unless is male human on female pony) but us Rarichads shouldn't be mean to Spikey Wikey as he's one of us, trying hard to be worthy of that high-class gorgeous mare that we love so much.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:24:26 AM No.42318576
Dragon Dropped is such a bizarre episode. The lesson is just "don't be jealous" when it should have been "don't be mad that the kid who is crushing on you has finally moved on and he can't carry your shit for you anymore. Get over it."
Also things only work out because Spike compromises.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:26:21 AM No.42318584
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>>42318561
Plus, that long serpentine tongue
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:03:35 AM No.42318894
Rolled 30, 3, 30, 17, 23 + 23 = 126 (5d42 + 23)

>>42313880 (OP)
I roll to examine OP's brap chamber