IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
IT'S NOT FAIR!

Sorry man, but male beauty standards in Equestria just dictate that he and Stygian are the most fuckable stallions in the entire country.

>>42314695 (OP)
>'Ey, yo, Yuge, take it easy, man! At least ya still got da pharaoh, an' ya got us!

>>42314695 (OP)
He has a fat horn and a fat horsecock

He only gets that attention because he's a hardcore volcel. You could never.

>>42314953
>volcel in Equestria
Nightmare difficulty challenge.

>>42314993
Only if you're a total dweeb.

>>42314996
>wanting to pursue sexy mares is a dweeb thing
???

>>42314953
>Volcel
He has cum inside every mare in that image.

>>42314695 (OP)
>they all turn around and kill him with a sexy mare fart blast x4

>>42315547
Foalish, very foalish. He could easily do it but he chooses not to because he wants to maximize his magical output. You'd never understand.

>>42314695 (OP)
Poochie got cucked 3 times in this episode

>EHH???!!! SUNBURST WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Twilight-sama appointed YOU to be her ROYAL BREEDING STALLION and sire DOZENS of her FOALS??!! WHHHHAAHUUUHHH???!!! S-She *gulp* invited Trixie and Maud to join EVERY NIGHT as well, ensuring you have a VAST variety of MAREPUSSY to FUCK?! GADZOOKS, THERE'S MORE??? I have to OBSERVE and DOCUMENT every VIRILE MATING THRUST of your COCK into their eager HOLES to PUBLISH your CARNAL acts as research for the princess's latest soon-to-be BEST-SELLING AUTOBIOGRAPHY???!!!
>Well, don't mind if I YABBA DABBA DOO, let's get this party STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42314695 (OP)
>Sunburst wants not-Poochie
>Poochie wants Sunburst
>Anon wants Poochie

>>42314695 (OP)
>Twilight
He didn't bang
>Glimmer
She banged him
>Maud
Doubtful
>Trixie
Maybe. Do you think he would dare after banging glimmer?

>>42316085
>Maybe. Do you think he would dare after banging glimmer?
Glimmy would be the one to bring the idea up, if anything.

>>42315823
>Anon wants Poochie
>Poochie wants Sunburst
>Sunburst wants OP
>OP wants other anons

>>42315823
>sunburst wants anon
>starlight wants sunburst
>anon wants starlight

>>42316711
Tragic how things like that go. If only everypony could learn to care for eachother.

>>42314996
Shut up gilda.

>As long as you're a normal and friendly guy, women will like you.
I really wish that was the case.

>>42317294
Sunburst isn't normal, he's a giganerd with very niche interests that have overlap with mares' own autistic obsessions

>>42317294
the mares hugging him aren't normal either Anon

>>42315818
glimmy looks like she's about to unleash the world's most smelliest brap in all of existance

>>42315818
This is how people write OC self insert AI scenarios

>>42317294
there are no women in the picture tho

>>42317906
Yeah they call eachother girls but woman specifically refers to human beings. They can be girls but not women, in the way your pet dog can be a girl but you wouldn’t call it a woman

>>42314695 (OP)
GIWTWM

>35 year old hag lusting after the basement dweller
God I wish