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Anonymous No.42314695 >>42314752 >>42314945 >>42315550 >>42315806 >>42315823 >>42316085 >>42318704
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
IT'S NOT FAIR!
Anonymous No.42314728
Sorry man, but male beauty standards in Equestria just dictate that he and Stygian are the most fuckable stallions in the entire country.
Anonymous No.42314752
>>42314695 (OP)
>'Ey, yo, Yuge, take it easy, man! At least ya still got da pharaoh, an' ya got us!
Anonymous No.42314945
>>42314695 (OP)
He has a fat horn and a fat horsecock
Anonymous No.42314953 >>42314993 >>42315547
He only gets that attention because he's a hardcore volcel. You could never.
Anonymous No.42314993 >>42314996
>>42314953
>volcel in Equestria
Nightmare difficulty challenge.
Anonymous No.42314996 >>42315000 >>42317271
>>42314993
Only if you're a total dweeb.
Anonymous No.42315000
>>42314996
>wanting to pursue sexy mares is a dweeb thing
???
Anonymous No.42315547 >>42315562
>>42314953
>Volcel
He has cum inside every mare in that image.
Anonymous No.42315550
>>42314695 (OP)
>they all turn around and kill him with a sexy mare fart blast x4
Anonymous No.42315562
>>42315547
Foalish, very foalish. He could easily do it but he chooses not to because he wants to maximize his magical output. You'd never understand.
Anonymous No.42315806
>>42314695 (OP)
Poochie got cucked 3 times in this episode
Anonymous No.42315818 >>42317890 >>42317905
>EHH???!!! SUNBURST WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Twilight-sama appointed YOU to be her ROYAL BREEDING STALLION and sire DOZENS of her FOALS??!! WHHHHAAHUUUHHH???!!! S-She *gulp* invited Trixie and Maud to join EVERY NIGHT as well, ensuring you have a VAST variety of MAREPUSSY to FUCK?! GADZOOKS, THERE'S MORE??? I have to OBSERVE and DOCUMENT every VIRILE MATING THRUST of your COCK into their eager HOLES to PUBLISH your CARNAL acts as research for the princess's latest soon-to-be BEST-SELLING AUTOBIOGRAPHY???!!!
>Well, don't mind if I YABBA DABBA DOO, let's get this party STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.42315823 >>42316711 >>42316716
>>42314695 (OP)
>Sunburst wants not-Poochie
>Poochie wants Sunburst
>Anon wants Poochie
Anonymous No.42316085 >>42316212
>>42314695 (OP)
>Twilight
He didn't bang
>Glimmer
She banged him
>Maud
Doubtful
>Trixie
Maybe. Do you think he would dare after banging glimmer?
Anonymous No.42316212
>>42316085
>Maybe. Do you think he would dare after banging glimmer?
Glimmy would be the one to bring the idea up, if anything.
Anonymous No.42316711 >>42316718
>>42315823
>Anon wants Poochie
>Poochie wants Sunburst
>Sunburst wants OP
>OP wants other anons
Anonymous No.42316716
>>42315823
>sunburst wants anon
>starlight wants sunburst
>anon wants starlight
Anonymous No.42316718
>>42316711
Tragic how things like that go. If only everypony could learn to care for eachother.
Anonymous No.42317271
>>42314996
Shut up gilda.
Anonymous No.42317294 >>42317296 >>42317313 >>42317906
>As long as you're a normal and friendly guy, women will like you.
I really wish that was the case.
Anonymous No.42317296
>>42317294
Sunburst isn't normal, he's a giganerd with very niche interests that have overlap with mares' own autistic obsessions
Anonymous No.42317313
>>42317294
the mares hugging him aren't normal either Anon
Anonymous No.42317890
>>42315818
glimmy looks like she's about to unleash the world's most smelliest brap in all of existance
Anonymous No.42317905
>>42315818
This is how people write OC self insert AI scenarios
Anonymous No.42317906 >>42317928
>>42317294
there are no women in the picture tho
Anonymous No.42317928
>>42317906
Yeah they call eachother girls but woman specifically refers to human beings. They can be girls but not women, in the way your pet dog can be a girl but you wouldn’t call it a woman
Anonymous No.42318704
>>42314695 (OP)
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.42318716
>35 year old hag lusting after the basement dweller
God I wish