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Anonymous No.42314695 [Report] >>42314752 >>42314945 >>42315550 >>42315806 >>42315823 >>42316085 >>42318704
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
IT'S NOT FAIR!
Anonymous No.42314728 [Report]
Sorry man, but male beauty standards in Equestria just dictate that he and Stygian are the most fuckable stallions in the entire country.
Anonymous No.42314752 [Report]
>>42314695 (OP)
>'Ey, yo, Yuge, take it easy, man! At least ya still got da pharaoh, an' ya got us!
Anonymous No.42314945 [Report]
>>42314695 (OP)
He has a fat horn and a fat horsecock
Anonymous No.42314953 [Report] >>42314993 >>42315547
He only gets that attention because he's a hardcore volcel. You could never.
Anonymous No.42314993 [Report] >>42314996
>>42314953
>volcel in Equestria
Nightmare difficulty challenge.
Anonymous No.42314996 [Report] >>42315000 >>42317271
>>42314993
Only if you're a total dweeb.
Anonymous No.42315000 [Report]
>>42314996
>wanting to pursue sexy mares is a dweeb thing
???
Anonymous No.42315547 [Report] >>42315562
>>42314953
>Volcel
He has cum inside every mare in that image.
Anonymous No.42315550 [Report]
>>42314695 (OP)
>they all turn around and kill him with a sexy mare fart blast x4
Anonymous No.42315562 [Report]
>>42315547
Foalish, very foalish. He could easily do it but he chooses not to because he wants to maximize his magical output. You'd never understand.
Anonymous No.42315806 [Report]
>>42314695 (OP)
Poochie got cucked 3 times in this episode
Anonymous No.42315818 [Report] >>42317890 >>42317905
>EHH???!!! SUNBURST WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Twilight-sama appointed YOU to be her ROYAL BREEDING STALLION and sire DOZENS of her FOALS??!! WHHHHAAHUUUHHH???!!! S-She *gulp* invited Trixie and Maud to join EVERY NIGHT as well, ensuring you have a VAST variety of MAREPUSSY to FUCK?! GADZOOKS, THERE'S MORE??? I have to OBSERVE and DOCUMENT every VIRILE MATING THRUST of your COCK into their eager HOLES to PUBLISH your CARNAL acts as research for the princess's latest soon-to-be BEST-SELLING AUTOBIOGRAPHY???!!!
>Well, don't mind if I YABBA DABBA DOO, let's get this party STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.42315823 [Report] >>42316711 >>42316716
>>42314695 (OP)
>Sunburst wants not-Poochie
>Poochie wants Sunburst
>Anon wants Poochie
Anonymous No.42316085 [Report] >>42316212
>>42314695 (OP)
>Twilight
He didn't bang
>Glimmer
She banged him
>Maud
Doubtful
>Trixie
Maybe. Do you think he would dare after banging glimmer?
Anonymous No.42316212 [Report]
>>42316085
>Maybe. Do you think he would dare after banging glimmer?
Glimmy would be the one to bring the idea up, if anything.
Anonymous No.42316711 [Report] >>42316718
>>42315823
>Anon wants Poochie
>Poochie wants Sunburst
>Sunburst wants OP
>OP wants other anons
Anonymous No.42316716 [Report]
>>42315823
>sunburst wants anon
>starlight wants sunburst
>anon wants starlight
Anonymous No.42316718 [Report]
>>42316711
Tragic how things like that go. If only everypony could learn to care for eachother.
Anonymous No.42317271 [Report]
>>42314996
Shut up gilda.
Anonymous No.42317294 [Report] >>42317296 >>42317313 >>42317906
>As long as you're a normal and friendly guy, women will like you.
I really wish that was the case.
Anonymous No.42317296 [Report]
>>42317294
Sunburst isn't normal, he's a giganerd with very niche interests that have overlap with mares' own autistic obsessions
Anonymous No.42317313 [Report]
>>42317294
the mares hugging him aren't normal either Anon
Anonymous No.42317890 [Report]
>>42315818
glimmy looks like she's about to unleash the world's most smelliest brap in all of existance
Anonymous No.42317905 [Report]
>>42315818
This is how people write OC self insert AI scenarios
Anonymous No.42317906 [Report] >>42317928
>>42317294
there are no women in the picture tho
Anonymous No.42317928 [Report]
>>42317906
Yeah they call eachother girls but woman specifically refers to human beings. They can be girls but not women, in the way your pet dog can be a girl but you wouldn’t call it a woman
Anonymous No.42318704 [Report]
>>42314695 (OP)
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.42318716 [Report]
>35 year old hag lusting after the basement dweller
God I wish