Thread 42315247

This is the heir for the throne of Unicornia, united kingdom of all unicorns and keeper of the celestial bodies. Kneel down to your princess! Serve your horn princess! Kill mudponies and featherbrain and serve them as offerings to your platinum ruler!

>>42315247 (OP)
How do I sign up for her personal harem?

>>42315266
You are either born into Unicornia and selected as somepony suitable for her harem or you have no luck. Unicornia does not naturalise foreigners.

>>42315267
Puddinghead's harem it is then!

>>42315247 (OP)
This is what she really looks like

>>42316533
Is she a crystal pony?

>>42316533

Spitting image. Rarity must be the rightful heir of the crown.

>>42316920
ROBBED! Kill the Jacobiniggers!

>>42316533
looks like grown up Sweetie Belle lol

Since it's been proven that ponies have a problem with remembering their history properly, do you think the hearth's warming tale is a farce of propaganda?

giwtwm

>>42317505
Oh for sure. The Hearth's Warming tale is most likely a giga-libtarded account of the history or the entire thing was just made up.

>>42317505
>Since it's been proven that ponies have a problem with remembering their history properly
Source?

>>42316559
No, she's platinum.

>>42317721
>tfw you realize the windigos were the good guys

>>42316920
>tfw royal unicorns had an excessive amount of affairs resulting in some modern-day equestrian unicorns to have royal blood
>this explains rarity's tendencies and fixations with high society