Thread 42315860

Haha! got him!

what are these ocs

>>42315860 (OP)
Blitz and Scotch can just fuck each other. Problem solved.

>>42315860 (OP)
He's just like me

>>42315860 (OP)
Flutterdash isn't my favorite ship but Rainbow Dash with Butterscotch is one of the best.

>>42315903
I personally just love Flutterdash in all forms

>>42315860 (OP)
I'm not gay, but I would a stallion Flutters.

>>42315917
>im not gay but I would do the gayest shit
every time fucks sake

>>42315911
My yuri ship of choice is RariDash, but I like Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy as friends.

>>42315938
Ponies are that powerful.

>>42315938
It's pretty funny

>>42315938
I fucking love mares but I would let Rainbow Blitz(?) do whatever the fuck he wants with me

>>42316142
This, it would never work with h*m*ns.

>>42315938
>Im not gay but
But stallions are the exception.

Everyone who says "I'm not gay but" is more gay than someone that openly admits to be gay anyway

>>42316178
More like bi for horses. But only for horses.

>>42316190
More like fuck off you and your gender identity war. You like males on males and you're gay, period.

>>42315890
I'd watch the shit out of that

>>42316196
bisexual means liking boy and girl junk. It's not rare or special. I'd argue there are more bisexual "chuds" than straight ones.

>>42316280
Thinking being bisexual doesn't equal being gay is delusional you know?

>>42315903
Same. Not gay, but I'd give Blitz a brojob.

>>42316321
fag

>>42316309
It's semantics. One only specifies one sex, the other both.

>>42316534
More often than not it's just cope. cope from a mentally ill retard which makes it all that better

>>42316590
There is a small difference. But at the end of the day, it doesn't change the fact that he likes dicks.

>>42315860 (OP)
God, they're hot.

>>42316534
>I like pancakes
>SO YOU HATE WAFFLES?
>No, I like pancakes and waffles
>WOAH ANOTHER ROUND OF COPE FROM THE PANCAKEFAG, CLASSIC PANCÜCK DAMAGE CONTROL

>>42317251
>food analogy

>>42317256
>t. 5

>>42317261
>another food analogy

>>42317261
someone replace the apples with a pony

>>42317251
Yeah, that sums it up.

>>42317645
>doesn't even understand the image
lol

>>42317251
I dont think being gay implies you hate women.
>hello wafflelover
>I like pancakes actually
>so you dont like waffles?
>I like waffles too yeah
Is it just because gay is used as an insult?

>>42315860 (OP)
Is he called Blitzkrieg?

>>42315871
Your two gay dads; ponified

>>42318479
not a fag nor is my family fags so no such thing exists

>>42318745
sure faglord

>>42318757
kill yourself faggot

Anyway, back to the topic at hand.

I think that Butterscotch is very cute and i am straight.

>>42319058
To be fair, with his demeanor he is almost like a mare.

>>42315860 (OP)
>>42315917
I am gay and I would both of these ponies. Ideally at the same time.

>>42319601
we can tell ur a fag by the fact u use a flag

>>42315860 (OP)
sex with blitz

Horsegay anon is actually a fun trope to play around with. Pony stallions are adorable, I can see why many "I'm straight, but..." anons exist desu.

>>42320034
https://vocaroo.com/17b56YzYMZEW

>>42319980
Rejecting the offer would be more gay than accepting it.

>>42320034
I'd have sex with a stallion, but not male Rainbow Dash.

>>42320259
why

>>42320276
Because s/he's insufferable.

>>42315860 (OP)
Blitz could easily get any warrior pegasus mare with those looks!

>>42318757
>stallionfags are all also nonces
every time

>>42315860 (OP)
We need fanfics with Butterscotch and Blitz

>>42315860 (OP)
That dash look like the gay friend that is gay for everyone except for his childhood friend

>>42320430
What gives you that idea?

>>42320698
Gee, is it that gif showing the word "Colts" three times with a ass poking out of that faglord?

>>42320724
So when someone calls another man "boy" they become underage? Do mares become blank flanks when you call them silly filly too?

>>42320724
it's the equivalent of signs like that reading "girls girls girls" you autistic retard

>>42320852
>>42321039
you two are the faggest fag that ever fagged

>>42321248
I accept your concession

>>42321261
Yeah we know you're faggot, what else is new gaylord.

>>42319980
would give him a hug and be friends with and nothing else

>>42320043
This is the only R63 Dash design I'll accept. Picrel is too aggressively masculine/dudebro. Also the sideburns are ugly.

>>42321418
The eyebrows are a mess though.

>>42321464
Everything about the design in >>42321418 is a fucking mess.

What sort of a dumb name is Rainbow Blitz anyway?

Just like Butterscotch. How do these names in any way match the intent of the originals? Shitty fanon is shitty.

>>42321911
"Dash" and "Blitz" have a similar connotation. Are you ESL or something? And "Butterscotch" and "Fluttershy" both have "-utters-" in them. Do you not know what butterscotch is, ESL?

>>42321911
Agreed, mostly. Blitz is fine but Dash is a boy's name to begin with.
>Bubble Berry
Bubble isn't a color and Pinkie's name had nothing to do with fruits or berries. His name should be a shade of pink + pastry, like Fuschia Flan.
>>42321967
NTA, but Fluttershy's name implies her panicked nature and shyness. Butterscotch is a candy. It doesn't hit the same implications that "Fluttershy" does. Butterscotch only tells me that he might be yellow and he eats a lot of candy. A name that accurately represents the character is infinitely better than an unrelated name that kinda sounds similar to the original. Something like Skittercoy or Flitterhush is more aligned to Fluttershy than Butterscotch.

>>42321911
Do you have better alternate names?

>>42321418
>sideburns
..thats the suit dummyq

>>42322419
Counterpoint: Dusk Shine and Elusive are perfect
See also: Applejack (male)

>>42315860 (OP)
why would Fluttershy r63 wear a peace necklace???

>>42322557
Hey retard, I know reading isn't your strong suit but try again. I said I liked the design I was replying to and the design I posted was ugly.

>>42322766
oh . sorry i forgot my flag

>>42322567
he is a pacifist and the artist needed to add an accessory like dash's shades

>>42322567
he's an attention loving faggot

>>42322567
faggot hippie pone

>>42322779
>he is a pacifist
But Equestria is not at war...

>>42322773
what does ur flag have to do with that

>>42322567
Yeah that's goofy.

>>42322567
Because everyone wants a piece of that ass.

>>42315938
Literally can't be homo when ponies literally aren't homo sapiens.

Futa Dash on Butterscotch, or Futashy on Blitz?

>>42326127
I don't approve of either but the latter's more humiliating for both involved so that's obviously the correct choice.

>>42315938
Ever heard of experimenting. Some do it with drugs, alcohol, some just want to do it with stallion cock

>>42326127
Why not just have gay sex?

>>42326124
Homo stands for same in this context, as in same sex. It has nothing to do with humans.

>>42323948
Say that again.

>>42315917
I'm not gay but I would let Blitz fuck me

>>42315860 (OP)
I'm not gay, but I'd make an exception for stallions.

>>42326742
>>42326769
drink acid and burn yourself, fags

i don't know how people like anal sex, It's totally unhygienic. I don't even want to do it with girls

>>42326839
See that's your problem, you're using your brain too much. Just turn that puppy off.

>>42326839
>Implying
I don't like it either. It's gross, and you don't need it to have fun with each other.

>>42326839
Agreed. Just do mouth stuff.

>>42326839
They're probably just scat fetishists.

>>42327488
With women, using the other hole is just not to get her pregnant, right? Otherwise there really isn't much point unless you want poop on your dick. With men, it's more sensible since it's the only hole and we have prostates, but it's still gross, either way.

>>42327772
>Shit on your dick
Yea, that doesn't happen unless you have one on deck and go for it anyway

>>42327488
enema

>>42327772
>A person who has never had sex, hates anal.
News at 11.

>>42315894
He's just like me except he has confidence I don't so really he's nothing like me.

>>42327943
>justifying your desire to put your dick in an assholes
Why bother? Are all the analfags out there lying to themselves or the rest of the world when they do this?

>>42326839
>>42327488
>>42327772
It's like you've never fasted or douched before. And if that's too much for you, another suggestion: don't futtbuck and you're fine. Mutual masturbation, mouth stuff, frotting as you cuddle, hotdogging...how fucking young are you guys that your first sexual instinct is to return to the vagina from whence you came? How about foreplay? Fetishes? Butterscotch probably lives for sub/dom kink stuff.

>>42327951
>>42327939

>>42327951
Yes. Pretty much.

>>42327954
This pisses me off when I go out with someone and their first thing is fuck me. Damn it, I wanna be cute about it, cuddles, kisses, over the clothes stuff

>>42327951
You were either abused as a child or you're underage and should leave either way.

>>42327964
Post sharpie in vagina.

>>42327964
Frankly I could never penetrate anyone again as long as my partner is flirty and cuddly. I like fetishy shit anyway, like I could lose all sexual function and still love teasing and lovey dovey shit. Anons obsessed over stuffing holes are just fucking sad.

>>42327977
Castrated tranny fag detected.

>>42322419
>Fuchsia Flan
I don't know, that sounds like what Pinkie Pie calls her vagina. It's a more faithful adaptation of Pinkie Pie but Bubble Berry sounds much more fun and sweet without being overtly girly.
>Skittercoy or Flitterhush
Butterscotch also just works imo. Maybe "Butters" reminds me of the South Park character and I imagine R63 Flutters would have a similar personaltiy. Granted, it's not as creative as Fluttershy.

Might as well rate the other names too.
>Rainbow Blitz
Perfect. Has the same coolness factor as Rainbow Dash, but a bit rowdier. You could change "Rainbow" to something like "Spectrum" just to make it fully original but I don't see the point.
>Elusive
Never really felt this, it screams "flamboyant" and that's not how I would imagine the male-equivalent of Rarity. It's also a name that needs a shortened nickname (like "Rares") but none of the options sound good.
>Dusk Shine
Very literal adaptation of Twilight Sparkle. It's not stellar but it gets the job done. 8/10.
>Applejack
Keeping the genderbent name the same is funny, I approve. I've also seen "Apple Brandy" which is also cool, FWIW it sounds more old-fashioned, less the energetic rodeo type and more the stoic Big Mac type if that makes sense.

>>42327971
Vag is disgusting, so that's not gonna happen
>>42327977
Same, being gay is tough, seems like everyone is obsessed with stuffing holes and it makes me sad

>>42327981
If you want the actual reason I even brought up the hypothetical of losing all function it's because I'm a fat fetishist who has big plans for the future, and already lost an inch of length so far
Sooo probably worse than a tranny ^:) but since you made the accusation I thought I would clear the air.

>>42327987
Literally talking to yourself and pretending to not samefag is the gayest shit I've seen in a long time.

>>42326566
really anon? that seems a bit far-fetched

>>42327995
he's literally not though?

>>42327965
>you don't like dicks in assholes so you must have been abused as a child
I think it's the other way around. Was it your gym teacher, priest, or uncle?

>>42328008
It's the way you describe dicks in assholes that makes people think that. Like my guy, try it in a SHOWER if you're so scared of germs. Problem solved. Shower sex is practically normie tier.

>>42327954
Are you talking about fucking your own mother here? Because I don't think anyone else was thinking about "the vagina from whence you came".

>>42328017
You've never heard the quote about singleminded men spending their entire lives trying to crawl back into the hole?
I don't even want to be around my mother. Fuck that.

>>42328016
You could spend all day to clean a toilet well enough where you could food eat off of it, that doesn't mean I have any desire to eat my food off a toilet though.

>>42328025
You know there are more germs in your kitchen don't you?
Sleep tiiiight!

ITT: shit factories powered by pure grease that don't know how to not be constantly packed with shit

The fag apologists never miss a chance to force their degeneracy upon others.

>>42328024
Not that particular quote, only the Freudian context where someone has a fixation on either anuses or vaginas, and probably also desires incest according to him.

>>42328045
I'm not arguing that a person is incapable of cleaning themselves well enough for it to be acceptable option to many. But I simply do not see any appeal to it regardless. Yet there is no shortage of people, and seemingly most of the porn industry, who are absolutely obsessed and practically go around screaming that "you have to try it!". They act like there is something wrong with you if you're not into anal stuff.

>>42328080
>People without souls think and act like flesh golems
This surprises you?

>>42328065
>>42328080
You two went into a thread with pretty obvious gay overtones to complain about anal sex being tantamount to scat fetishism. Nobody forced you to do that.

>>42328080
>Yet there is no shortage of people, and seemingly most of the porn industry, who are absolutely obsessed and practically go around screaming that "you have to try it!"
tilting at windmills, there are not hordes of people clamoring for you to try anal

>>42328090
You went onto a board that is overwhelmingly pro-mare to talk about gay stallions. It's not me who is out of place here.

>>42328080
>Yet there is no shortage of people, and seemingly most of the porn industry, who are absolutely obsessed and practically go around screaming that "you have to try it!".
How much 3DPD do YOU look at anon? Because I look at mares, stallions, and literary porn.
>>42328096
Go to a mare thread then. I didn't post the OP. Believe it or not there isn't just one anon on the board that likes horsecocks.

>>42328096
>pro-mare
No one says this

>>42328100
No. You get out of our board and take your Twitter buttbuddies with you.

>>42328104
Faggots have been here since the beginning, puritan.

>>42328109
And it's high time we started cleaning house.

>>42328096
>pro-mare
Silly me, I forgot that this was team sports and everyone that likes dick wants to kill the pussy havers.
>>42328104
Fuck you nigger. I would sooner die than make a xitter account, just because you can't fathom of people differing from you doesn't make everyone else an outsider. Note that I didn't call you one, because I'm not under some hivemind delusion.

>>42328111
Nice trips but good fucking luck with that. You're about a decade and a half late, assuming you were even born by the time this board was started.

>>42328096
>Stallions exist in MLP
>People want to fuck said stallions
>Stallion fuckers make thread on MLP board about fucking stallions
>Go into thread anyway and say they're out of place
Does it hurt being this stupid

Your sock cannot get pregnant.
Your pillow cannot get pregnant.
Your plush cannot get pregnant.
The only inherent moral high ground that straights have over gays is that only sperm in a womb can make children, and children must be had for the species to survive.
Gays do not want to prevent straight people from having sex. Quite the opposite.
But none of this matters because /mlp/ is not some bastion of repopulation. You aren't having kids. So there goes your moral high ground.

So what the fuck is this argument even about.

How about we go back to talking about R63 Mane 6 and everyone else leave. You'll still get your virtual internet argument points.

>>42328093
What rock have you been living under man? Have you seen the way the whole porn/sex/whatever industry treats the idea? It's some weird glorification of it. People genuinely push stuff that used to be considered deranged fetishes like "eating ass" as if it's normal behavior to be celebrated.

I'm not advocating breaking downs people's bedroom doors and putting an end to whatever bizarre deranged acts that consenting adults get do, but how can anyone deny that culture pushes a lot of this shit?

Also see posts making claims like "you must have been abused if you're not into anal" or "only a person who has never had sex would hate anal".

I think r63 is fun to read, its interesting to see how people write the male mane six. Some write them as exactly the same, some write them as polar opposite personalities.

>>42328164
>Also see posts making claims like "you must have been abused if you're not into anal" or "only a person who has never had sex would hate anal".
Nobody claimed that. You're leaving out the part where you retards make stupid claims over and over about how anal is gonna give you e. coli. THAT was what both those posts were directed at.

>>42328180
FUCKING WASH YOUR ASS THEN YOU STUPID NIGGER

>>42328184
How quickly would you die having anal sex in india?

>>42328180
>permanently damaging my anus to the point of being incontinent
Nota fan of anal but... actually fuck it, if a woman doesn't have a hge strapon to fuck me with I don't want that woman.
Yeah, getting dick up your ass isn't going to do that to you. It's been confirmed to happen as a result of fisting

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/519064/friendship-is-homoerotic-threesomes

This is one of my all time favorites, I like how casual it is. I've always been a big fan of the casual sex threads and similar themes.

>>42328186
HERE'S A RAP SONG TO PENETRATE YOUR THICK MONKEY SKULL

why can't you just use a thin condom for anal? who cares if it gets a little poopy you can just throw it out

>>42328194
Because homosexuals all have bugcatching fetishes

>>42328190
Alright, then why are so many gay men into fisting?

>>42328194
IDK who specifically you are speaking to but why should I want to have anal to begin with?

>>42328204
I have no fucking idea, I am not gay nor can I imagine fisting being pleasurable in the slightest

>>42328206
>Wants to be pegged
>Not gay
mkay

>>42328205
Prostate.
>>42328204
Prostate? Not like it matters because the only other mention of fisting was from someone who was explaining it has risk and not advocating for it.
>>42328200
I want bug chasers to die a painful death alone in a gutter. I don't know anyone who holds an opinion to the contrary and I wouldn't want to be around them if they did.

>>42328211
Yeah, by a chick. I like things up my ass, not men. Do you also believe lesbians really want to fuck you because you come witha meatstick atrached?

>>42316324
he just said he wasn't gay dude

>>42328227
>I'm not gay. Let me allude to me being similar to homosexuals to prove I'm not gay

It's like you people get all your understanding of gays from nightclub sex dungeons and orgies. Now try not to have your mind blown here but there exist gays who...just want a boyfriend. To treat like a girl would treat her boyfriend. To cook for. To watch movies with. To tease and fool around when nobody's looking. To kiss, to hold, to be held. To nuzzle up to their lap knowing that it turns them on.

Even if you reduce it solely to anal sex which some anons have already outright said doesn't interest them, there are other ways to get off than buttsex. The fact that the argument is constantly pulled into anal is just proof nobody's fucking listening.

>>42328235
Anon. Anon. Love, darling, sweetie. If finding parallels with your attraction patterns and lesbian ones is gay, well then, as they say in the south slap my butt and call me a girl's name.
I wouldn't fuck a man, or sleep with a man, or like... probably be able to bear being friends with a gay man with how annoying they tend to be.
>>42328242
Speak for yourself fag, prostate stimulation is king.

>>42328242
>We just want to have a relationship the way straight people do
>But I would NEVER EVER EVER be in a straight relationship
>And it has NOTHING to do with anal sex
>So stop bringing up anal sex, chuds

it's not that he's hot that i'd bang him, or because i'm gay, but because he's rainbow dash. it's als simple as that.

>>42328260
I'M BISEXUAL YOU STUPID CUNT. I NEVER EXCLUDED STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS. YOU PEOPLE ARE THE ONES WHO KEEP RANTING ABOUT SODOMY. ALMOST EVERY POST IS RESPONDING TO WRONG CLAIMS ABOUT ANAL. LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.

>>42328266
>Bisexual
Read: Fucks anything with a pulse

>>42328268
Speak for yourself asshole, I'm still selective, just not by sex.

>>42328274
Why do you call me an asshole? Does that mean you want to fuck me? Is this how Bi's flirt?

>>42328276
Not him, but are you fucking braindead?

>>42328276
I call you an asshole because you have spent the entire thread trying to convince straight anons that all fags are coprophiliac bug chasers with a hatred of women!
I fucking hate it here. I want off mister bones' wild ride. If I had anywhere else I'd be gone but the rest of the internet fucking sucks too.

>>42328284
>you have spent the entire thread
>implying it's only me
Let me explain a little further, since I'm sure your brain has been chewed up by all the parasites you've contracted from copious amounts of sodomy: There are multiple Anons voicing their natural disgust for you perverts. I've only been posting in this thread for maybe 15 minutes.

Why is lesbian okay, but gay is not?

It's like nothing I say ever gets read unless it mentions AI-triggering keywords.
>there exist gays who...just want a boyfriend. To treat like a girl would treat her boyfriend. To cook for. To watch movies with. To tease and fool around when nobody's looking. To kiss, to hold, to be held. To nuzzle up to their lap knowing that it turns them on.
I'm not debating basic hygiene practices or explaining shit anymore. You win. Congratulations. You're saving /mlp/, one shit argument at a time. Soon our PPH will be the lowest on the site.

>>42328298
Who says either is okay? I certainly don't.

>>42328300
>Wah-wah, nobody is replying to the part of my post where I talk about how much I want to be a woman

>>42328302
Because lesbians are hot. Literal fucking esoteric fascists were known for writing lesbian erotica. It is at the bottom of the heart of every man, a desire to be a woman embraced by another woman.
Source? I don't know, feels like it.

>>42328315
No, no. Actually a good point. Why don't we just develop some tech to turn the fags female? Everyone could be happier that way. Everyone would love a 100% mare Equestria, why not just like... condition fags to be like mares. You know what I'm saying?
Captcha: D0X0S

>>42328319
>It is at the bottom of the heart of every man, a desire to be a woman
Do trannies unironically believe every single man is a closeted tranny?

>>42328319
I wouldn't be surprised if most fascists are repressed homos. Have you seen triumph of the will? It's basically gay erotica.

>>42328327
Yes? I mean no, I mean probably. Like I am not a tranny, but I think so.

>>42328315
>any form of relationship with a guy has to be tranny
>no football watching, bar-hopping or other guy type dates
https://youtu.be/MIXybbHgYsI?feature=shared

>>42328343
>I-I'm not a tranny!
>Wanting to behave and be treated like a woman by a man isn't troon shit!
>Your sportsballs and le IPAs are troon shit!

>>42328343
All of this gay shit is a pipeline to imagining yourself as his wife ina fucking dress

>>42328352
>>42328353
You literally cannot fathom of two guys hugging or flirting or cooking for each other

>>42328357
Yeah, I can't without it being gaytranny shit. You would likely wear a gay-ass apron like a porn anime girl or some shit

Can we hit bump limit and die already

>>42328357
The only one of those that could feasibly not be absurdly homosexual is the cooking for each other bit. But >>42328361 is right in saying you probably imagine it in the gayest way possible

I hate you all so much it's unreal

I'm enjoying the anti-gays cooking up mental pictures of men in suggestive aprons, completely unasked. Very straight behaviour.

I swear /mlp/ could bear witness to childbirth and turn around five seconds later to declare that actually being born is degenerate and shouldn't be tolerated. After all, all gay people were once born, so that makes it gay and probably tranny somehow.

>>42328392
Says Mr Anon. Y. Mouse balls deep in Mr. Anony. Moose on a gay shit general

Happiness has the word 'penis' in it, why the fuck isn't everyone frowning and yelling at each other THIS INSTANT

>>42328392
There is actually a non ironic movement from tumblrtards that genuinely want to claim a child being born is raping its mother.

Rain is so fucking gay that it leaves behind rainbows when it ends, can you believe that? Ban rain, rainwater collecting and ponchos.

>>42328412
When was the last stallionpost this thread? Nothing was ever going to come of this fucking shitshow so let's get it to bump limit if you hate gays so fucking much.

>>42328410
And as we all know, schizos who demand trigger warnings for pomagranate gore are representative of all non-straights.

>>42328420
You know you're just as guilty of derailing the thread, right? You could've ignored the denigrating comments - like any normal Anon does - and kept posting stallions, but you didn't. Hell, you could've been attaching stallion pics to all your replies. But you prefer acting like the victim.

Christmas is fucking evil! A white bearded old fat man is placing the children in his lap and people take PICTURES! And when the kids are """naughty""" they get """coal"""? Burning coal??? Racemixing! Unbelievable behavior from this mudshark promoting bisexual pedo!

Don't even get me started on easter. Christ himself carrying a hunk of wood, getting nailed, and then when he comes back his followers finger his gash! Why does Jesus have a gash to finger, is he a tranny?

Man it's such tiring work saving the west from degeneracy. Right guys?

Done with your temper tantrum yet, faggot?

Thank god we have RIGHTEOUS, UPSTANDING sockfuckers to show us the way to a good life free of evil.

Apparently not.

Why, if it weren't for an army of childless men storming the beaches of Normandy with pony plushes in hand, we'd all be speaking German.

I'm so happy that /mlp/ is host to such stimulating discussion on the evils of the world! Thank god we're safe from the perils of life outside the magic box.

>>42328090
idk wtf is going on in this thread but this pic is hot

¿¿ 42328440 ??
Name drop the Roman Empire. At least I honor the first weebs with something people like. Cerebus invented pizza as a bribe.
If numbers Zamasu.
Whom will be our lucky winners and my new work partners Abacus?
Pictured Octavia Rubio.

Oh but don't be complacent anons. The magic box is also a dangerous place too. Must always be vigilant! Remember to reply to anything even vaguely gay or tranny with "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUT KIDS!" and hold your swibble fuckplush close so the demon doesn't jump through your monitor and fill her with its AIDS jism.

>>42328482
Fuck does that qualify?

Only the navy of GOD FEARING ponyfags can fill your plush and cake your pillow and sheets and computer chair and keyboard and walls and desk and ceili

>>42328496
I don't know anyone that likes anime.
But if it gets this thread to bump limit faster then fuck it, we sloppa now, not much changes by letting slop here. Slop words, slop images, slop threads, slop board.

>>42328499
>I don't know anyone that likes anime.
So you're the one that posted that garbage up there?

>>42328506
If I deny it you'll just say my denial proves my guilt. Believe what you want dipshit.
Where was I? Oh right! The groomer bugchaser coprophiliacs will NEVER get their dirty shitstained mitts on your offwhite filly plush!

It's such a blessing that we have such vigilant eyes to save ponykind from the EVILS of anons that want to cook their bara husbando a nice pot of potato yellow curry before getting drunk and hatewatching some adaptation of an anime or game together. Only STRAIGHTS can do such things!

>Keeps claiming xe wants the thread to die
>Refuses not to bump it
This may sound crazy, but I think you may be telling a fib

>>42328534
This is /mlp/, which means it will not die. It won't even reach page 5. So the only solution is to hit 500 so it actually dies.

Where did everybody go! I thought you assholes LOVED needlessly confrontational /pol/faggotry on page 1! From my extensive experience this is the stuff that keeps threads active! Bullshit arguments about god or jews or fags or trannies! You have your soapbox, so get it outta your system!

How many were here before, 5? 6? Go on! Hash it out!

>>42328535
>Making shit up to justify continuing your meltdown

>>42328555
I've been here for years. Long enough to know nu/mlp/ loves its shitty fucking ragebait. So LET'S FUCKING DANCE! PUMP UP THE MUSIC! EVERYBODY MOSH!

>>42328560
>I've been here for years.
Yet, somehow, you never learned to...ignore the mean words on the screen.

>>42328563
Because the words don't stop when you ignore them. They haven't since 2015.

Hey guys look! I think I found a bug chaser! He's in that library bathroom stall! Giving head to a transvestite with herpes! I think he's about to read to children in the west wing! Damned drag queen story hour, right guys? That's what the hip kids like to look at! Drag queen sex offenders reading Doctor Seuss!

>>42328569
>Oh God, oh fuck
>They KEEP POSTING MEAN WORDS!
>Whatever shall I do?!
I also suggest just turning off the computer nigga

Is that KLAUS SCHWAB at the front desk? Of course, he's lending books, but he reminds the youths that they own nothing and they'll be happy renting their copy of Catcher in the Rye.

>>42328581
Report only works when the poster has the unmitigated gall to argue with an outspoken pedophile who cites studies with bad methodology to justify their sickness. Isn't that right janny? Appeal denied? Because GOD FORBID SOMEONE REBUT THE GUY THAT'S ADVOCATING FOR 3D PEDOS ON /MLP/.

>>42328596
Is the guy advocating for 3d pedos in the room with us right now?

I love /mlp/! I love that entire threads dedicated to wanting to fuck the preteens with no hooves regularly hit bump limit but anons still find gay horses intolerable!

>>42328604
No but the janny that banned me sure is.

HEY JANNY! DON'T FUCK ANY KIDS ON THE WAY TO CASH YOUR $0 CHECK!

Again, you keep not posting stallions. At least try to act like you like ponies

Anal!

>>42328217
I don't believe in this prostate thing they keep talking about, sounds like some sort of communist propaganda desu.

>>42328619
>S-see??!!
>Straights like anal too!
>That means you HAVE to be okay with gays now!

Anal anal anal!

>>42328651
>Resorts to futaposting
We've reached the final stage of the sodomite meltdown: pornspam

Assholes! Ponuts!

Ass!

Say gex!

Where's my ban! Not enough genitals janny? Need to cum first?

>>42328242
>Mean number of life-long partners: 143.1

>Why does everybody keep saying gays are being shoved down their throats?
>All we do is innocently push pornography onto children!

>>42328721
>Anon admits to being underage on an 18+ website

Gay sex!

>>42328725
>Anon takes the obvious bait

there is literally nothing wrong with anal lmfao. bitches wanna be fucked in the ass. make em clean your dick off after with their mouth

>>42328734
You WANT shit on your dick, anon?

>>42328719
>>42328721
Welcome back! Where'd you go, need a hotpocket? Was almost feeling lonely without the /pol/faggotry! Felt like I had to do all the work!

More soarburn! I love our moderating staff!!!!!

>tamersnigger
Shocking

Finally we have reached the thread's natural conclusion.

>>42328742
>>42328749
I think your swampass is overpowering my sense of hearing as well as smell, bud! Sorry!
How about incest! Our mods love cousinfucking right?

I'm out of porn and bored of hunting the boorus so I'll go back to text ^:)

>>42328770
So you're going to be at this for 245 more posts?

>>42328770
Seeing as mods are gay, yes, they adore incest. All gay people love raping their nieces and nephews, that's the only way they can make more gay people. Gotta keep that cycle of pedophilia turning, amirite?

>>42328736
the bitches will clean my dick with their mouths. i don't see the problem. fuck em and get a free bj

Glorious Leader Janny-sama, what do you propose we do next with the best board on 4chan? Personally I think we should move onto nohooves since I know how much you love your little girls!
>>42328780
Fuck it!
>>42328784
Oh totally all gay people want to fuck relatives of the opposite sex. Definitely.

>>42328806
They do. Gays only care about gender if their victims are past puberty

Janny's favorite time of the day: loli o'clock! Complete with FEET, not hooves. Right janny? Just a drawing, not illegal, right???

>>42328824
Hahahahahaha
It's funny because it's true

>Gays would NEVER touch little girls!
>Starts posting from his naked little girl collection

This is what you want right janny? Little kids to fap to? Here you go! I'll post one of each of the CMC! This one's in a CRIB, isn't that sallacious?
>>42328837
>what is searching a booru

>>42328837
I'm almost inclined to believe it's a falseflag considering how stupid he is. Almost.

Last one to cap off the set then delete and never speak of again because even ironically downloading this shit drained a piece of my soul.
Oh no! A 13 minute post block! My one weakness! Oh nooooo! Whatever will I do! I guess my only recourse is to return to posting after it's lifted, then continue until further action is taken! Wouldn't it be nuts if, hear me out - you took further action for the other lolifags on this not-human and sfw board. Just a suggestion.

Still waiting to be given the hammer. Free me. Do it.

>>42328921
Why are you doing this anon?

I'm not stopping till I get banned.

>>42328265
Fair

>>42328915
Why is that little slut posing like that? Makes me angry.

>>42328925
Why are you still here? At least I'm trying to get off the ride, what are you doing?

>>42328935
What ride? Pony is all that matters in this shit life.

>>42328938
And even that is ruined by the people I share it with. So again I say, I want off.

I'm not going to download more loli, but I'm not stopping my posts until I get banned. If that means I have to start with banned fetishes then fine.

>>42328944
I tried leaving the ride 4 years ago around this time. You're doing it with a very good schizo meltdown, I hope it's making you feel better.

>>42328944
I hate to tell you this, and I hate that it's true, but people ruin anything and everything. There is no where you can flee to that is safe from that.

Post Milky

*sweep sweep* Ain't nothin was here beforehand and don't you goin for the archives, eeyup. *sweep sweep*

>>42329089
Thank you janny pony!

>>42328265
That's exactly my reason for never fucking him, or her.

>>42327986
>Bubble Berry
Bubblegum Biscuit? Biscuit sounds masculine, bubblegum is a shade of pink and it sounds fun.

>>42328265
you'd still be a faggot sticking your dick into shit

>>42330008
Seething straightoid, go back to your mare threads

>>42315860 (OP)
Would kiss both of them.

>>42329816
That's rather long, but some variation of Bubblegum does sound good.

>>42330062
you lost btw

>..You know, wouldn't this girl character be funny as a guy?
No. You're a faggot. This is all fag shit. Hi, fag thread lol.

>>42330833
Rule 63 didn't use to be about just faggotry, but of course they didn't miss their chance to completely co-opt it.

>>42330303
faglord

>>42328119
what is this faggot going on about

>>42331670
He's just having a melty. They're kinda known for doing that.

>>42330833
>Hates gay threads
>Enters gay thread
>Gets mad at gay thread
I really don't know what you're aiming to accomplish.

>>42331971
there's a meltdown on nearly every thread of /mlp/, so it's common...

>>42332488
It's not gay when it's a stallion.

>>42332488
It's not even a gay thread.

>>42333615
Exactly. It was hijacked by them, as usual.

>>42334062
It was neither exclusively. Post whatever you want but if you're going to be a whiny bitch, fuck off.

>>42334210
>f you're going to be a whiny bitch, fuck off.
Tell it to the sperging homo

>>42334214
>waaah waah the gays are in my super straight My Little Pony genderbent character thread I'm such a sad victim
You are pathetic.

>>42334235
>Post whatever you want
>Unless it's mean to me specifically

>>42329764
i think you're just a little bitch, anon

>>42334244
>drama queen's only defense is projecting his insecurity, doesn't understand he's just being off topic and attention seeking
Starting to detect a pattern with your behaviour

>>42334259
>I'm not offtopic, YOU'RE offtopic!
>Also, YOU'RE the one projecting!
Explain how homosexuality is on topic

>>42334265
You don't use meme arrows when you're explaining your own thoughts, newfag. Talking about R63 mane 6 is on topic. That's the purpose of the thread. Not your presumably-underage screeching.

What names would you fags give to the Mane 6 if they were r36'd? Make it something different from the norm like "Rainbow Blitz".

>>42334284
Above I mentioned I didn't really like Elusive for Rarity. My mind just randomly wandered to Brilliance. It sounds classy and it's gem-related.

>>42334284
Rainbow Blitz = Rainbone Shitz
>poop fetish, loves his dick covered in it, specifically asks for stallions NOT to clean themselves out before anal

Bubble Berry = Stubble Hairy
>has a hair fetish, loves to keep it greasy and unwashed, cums hard into other stallion's manes

Applejack (Masculine) = Applejacked
>takes steroids, is probably infertile, enjoyer of hoofjobs

Elusive = E-loose-ive
>as in his asshole, he's a complete stallion-slut, hotdog down a hallway...

Butterscotch = Buttered Crotch
>Has a secret food fetish, particularly stallions eating off of his body, cums easily and quickly

Dusk Shine = Musk Brine
>olfactophiliac, doesn't shower for weeks at a time, gets raging erections when he gets his muzzle shoved into the nastiest stallion crevices

The rule63 Mane 6 all are 100% hetero and have wives and kids

>>42334299
I was thinking something like Luster

>>42334605
Wrong

Here's a good greentext about Anon giving Rainbow Blitz a wing massage, if you haven't read it yet. >>25402420
>nearly 10 years old
Man, time flies.

>>42334780
Less wrong than making them all gay

>>42334933
They're probably not all gay, I'll concede that.

>>42334949
They're probably all straight, I'll concede that

>>42335000
straight up gay

How would you rank their penis sizes?

>Applejack
>Bubble Berry
>Butterscotch
>Elusive
>Dusk Shine
>Rainbow Blitz

>>42335007
>r63 mane 6 haven't been co-opted by sodomites, you're schizo
>No, none of them are straight, they're all 100% gay

>>42335071
Honestly, pretty close to my ranking order.

Applejack (masculine)
>Big Stallion Cock, thick AND long, balls are huge, cums long thick ropes with slow but powerful spurts, earthy taste that coats your throat, has godly stamina but once he's busted he wants a nap

Bubble Berry
>Monster-can-cock, not quite as long as Applejack's, but just as thick, maybe a bit more, big balls, cums hard and rapid spurts, sweet taste, average stamina but can cum multiple times/rounds

Elusive
>Slightly above average girth, average length, average balls, cums a decent amount with numerous good shots, cum tastes pretty good but it has a really nice and strong scent, claims to nearly faint after orgasm

Butterscotch
>Average length, average girth, average balls, good all-rounder, cums an average amount with strong shots at first then thins out, moans like a mare while cumming, orgasm duration is fairly extended and continues long after his ejaculations cease, cuddles afterwards

Dusk Shine
>Below average length, below average girth, below average balls, cum volume is on the lower end and slightly thinner than average, cum tastes a bit strange, kinda how old library books smell, makes a nice ahegao face during orgasm

Rainbow Blitz
>Small cock, well below average length and girth, small balls, reduced cum volume and is fairly thin and watery, cum tastes salty as fuck, has a super sensitive cock and suffers from premature ejaculation, won't admit to it and swears "this never happens," is loud and annoying while cumming

>>42335325
>sodomites
go back to bible school grampa

>>42335335
So I can read more about how you are an abomination and ought to be stoned to death?

>>42335406
>Watches the bible thumping grandpa have a heart attack and keel over as he tries to lift a stone over his head.
And nothing of value was lost.

>>42335459
>Watches the homosexual die a painful, brutal death from the abundance of AIDS, parasites, and fecal-borne diseases contracted from living for the sole purpose of seeking pleasure
And nothing of value was lost.

>>42335486
Ok Grandpa, let's get you back in your power chair. That's enough yelling and waving you cane around for one day, you were starting to spit all over too... Just take it easy, your staff will bring you some fish sticks and tater tots soon. Dont forget to take your blood pressure meds this time, you REALLY need them.

>>42335510
How many kids have you raped today, faggot? Oh, my bad, how many kids have you "assisted in discovering their identity"?

Genuine question. What do you fags even do all day?
All your contribution to communities is to be boring gay and twist everything into faggotness.
Like do you even enjoy or have some measure of respect or care for the media you consume or you just want to commit to spreading your "pride" and gay porn?

>>42315860 (OP)
artist name nook? hook? getting no results

>>42335589
>Found blurry artist tag in the corner of the image
>Then searched for it
>Then typed that post
>Didn't look at the filename once

>>42335614
i put the filename in derpibooru and got a different image

>>42335620
oh nvm guess i copied it wrong

>>42335570
This question is rhetorical I guess.

What kind of mare would each of the genderbent M6 be attracted to, and how much luck would they have with the fairer sex?

>>42336101
More like nobody wants to lose more braincells replying to your stupid-ass question... Fag (derogatory)

>>42335570
you do realize fags participate in your threads all the time and you don't realize it because they're not talking about being fags most of the time

Ay, this thread has turned into a car crash. It's a shame.

>>42336330
it's less that the car crashed and more that someone walked up to it and smashed its windows in with a baseball bat

>>42336318
I do realize it tho. All the time.

What do you guys think about Solaris & Artemis, if I remember their names correctly? Any good stories involving them?

>>42336330
could be worse

>>42336584
How much worse?

>>42336256
>I have no personality beyond wanting a cock in my anus
Yes, we know.

>>42336331
Yep. And it took just 2 replies for them to co-opt for their own agenda.

Ignore him and post R63 art

>>42336845
lmao @ thirsty spike

>>42336845
>no hooves
Come on Anon! You can do better than that!

Artemis is the cutest r63 mare, but Butterscotch, Bubble Berry and Elusive are neck in neck for that title.

r63 Equestria but it's also RGRE

>>42336866
Now we're talking

>>42336866
>>42336985
they look like they have large foreheads

>>42337388
Yeah, Men have more brains than women, therefore they need more space for it all. Duh!

>>42337388
Big brain for big thoughts

>>42337413
Oh, so now we're being misogynistic too huh? I suppose all of y'all really are just prison gay incels.

>>42337415
I always like how Dusk's mane has this kind layered design, it works well.

>>42337415
Biggest brain for biggest IQ plays

>>42328191
This one has some somewhat similar casual themes.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/192356/good-times

>>42336866
R63 apple jack is just braeburn

>>42315860 (OP)
Got whom?

>>42338497
(You)

>>42337388
Stallion heads have always been larger than mares' ones. That's nothing new.

>>42339622
I love this nerd so much!

>>42320034
>I can see why many "I'm straight, but..." anons exist desu.
I mean stallions basically look like mares and unlike with humans their dicks are nice to look at, too. Personally I think it's only gay if your first thought is "I wanna get fucked by that" instead of "I wanna plunder his ponut"

>>42337413
if stallions have more brain power and of a result are smarter then why are none ruling Equestria? Checkmate.

>>42340121
Because of the Alicorn gods keeping them down. If said Alicorns were male they would also have bigger brains, and bigger butts!

>>42340350
I don't care about the size of their butts.
Their balls on the other hand...

I don't even know if this thread is full of bait or actually real

>>42340416
It was all just me.

>>42340416
>Anon thinks fags are not real
Somepony want to tell him?

>>42340350
>Best Mare
>Best Stallion

>>42340350
I'd worship that glorious moonbutt

>>42339816
>Be You
>Say the gayest shit ever
>"Nah that's not gay"

>>42340754
So?

>>42340372
I have heard that they are hefty and productive

>>42340754
can't get me with that, I explicitly said "personally I think"
if other people want to miss out on prime stallussy because they think it's gay that's their business.

>>42340767
unlike you which is the opposite

>>42341178
Rood >:(

>>42340767
That comes with the Alicorn physique. They're tall and strong by default.

>>42340856
>miss out on AIDS, anal prolapse and internal bleeding
Oh no! Anyway

marshmallow faggot I want to take him on fancy dates and smooch his muzzle

>>42342162
fag

>>42342000
none of these are a problem with ponies. kind of weird how your mind immediately goes to gay sex with humans tbqh

>>42342531
>no problem with ponies
Enjoy your anal rapture, Mr Hands.

>>42342642
>it's only gay if your first thought is "I wanna get fucked by that"
congrats, you're a certified faggot. hope you'll find the courage to come out of the closet one day

>>42336151
The only on-topic post in a thread taken over by the most annoying "people" in the world, as usual.

>>42342669
Got any ideas about it Mr Straight Anon? I'm trying to think of answers to >>42336151 but the only idea I can come up with is that stallions are made and purpose-built for human men.

>>42342686
>stallions are made and purpose-built for human men
No, they're meant for mares, first and foremost.

>>42342837
>t. seething marecel

>>42342902
Nah, just a realist.

>>42340350
By the gods, that is... nice...

>>42339641
That unicorn horn looks like a dildo

>>42343845
Probably is one lol lmao

>>42342891
Who's this?

>>42344063
Your dad.

>>42344063
He's unimportant.

I don't care about penis size of the boy6.
I wanna know how big them BALLS is, how much T they producing?

>>42344885
More than you ever will.

>>42344885
I want to taste Bubble Berry's big berries.

>>42345340
his name is pinkie guy actually

>>42345402
nah his name is Pink Balls

>>42345710
Why do they call him that?

>>42315860 (OP)
Not gay but I'd marry Butterscotch and raise our 20 animal children in a loving home in his comfy cottage home

>>42345946
>Gays resorting to having """furbabies"""

>>42315860 (OP)
They qt

>>42345952
Are you dyslexic? That anon said they weren't gay.

>>42345993
>they
he*

>>42346022
sorry for misgendering you, Anonymous.

Blitz and Butter are equally hung. They aren't boyfriends but they like boning the same mare together.

>>42346024
>Blitz and Butter are equally hung
This is something Butterscotch claims so that he doesn't hurt Blitz's ego, they've never done a side to side comparison for this reason.

>>42346035
Equestria is a utopia, Blitz wouldn't be small, but Butter could be an extra large. Blitz would help him get laid and push Butter to be more outgoing. Butter enjoys fucking the mares but secretly wishes Blitz was one too so they could be together.

>>42345340
Nah, R63 pinkie should only be referred to as Twinkie pie

>>42346045
Butterscotch doesn't need help getting laid, he's got a dick like a GFC 7000 steel bollard. He receives plenty of attention.

Which one of the r63 Mane 6 would end up as an incel?

>>42346080
He's too shy to take advantage of it without his friend giving him a hoof.

>>42346092
dusk because he's smart than foids and there will never be a suitable partner for him. butterscotch too because foids would walk all over him because he's nice but they will never love him or give him what he fucking deserves

>>42346128
Sir, I think you're mixing up mares and no hooves. Mares are better and generally wouldn't push this shit.

>>42345979
Cute!

>>42346080
vgh.. so handsome

>>42345783
Because all the balls he purchases are pink and not totally because his balls are pink.

>>42335000
checked

>>42346080
All of those letters are from me btw

Total Faggot Death

Can't even enjoy R63 anymore without them trying to make it all about them as always.

>>42348050
>Can't even enjoy R63 anymore without them trying to make it all about them as always.
There is not a single pony male or female, that you could post on this board, and have nobody come out of the woodwork to talk about how they want to fuck it.

>>42348113
Sure, but it's not just a few people that are ruining this thread, it's swathes of them, turning the entire thread into nothing but hornyposting slop. Even mare threads aren't this bad (and they're pretty bad in itself when it comes to oversexualization).

>>42346080
He'd definitely be more popular than Blitz, much to his chagrin

>>42346080
>Butterscotch doesn't need help getting laid
Oh he does. Do you think a timid guy like him would ever make a move on his own without anyone nudging him in that direction? He isn't even likely to do it with someone who has his back.

>>42348257
Butterbat is absolutely irresistible

>>42348601
Yeah, vampires tend to force themselves on you. It's kind of what they do.

>>42348601
would let him drink my blood haha

>>42348600
I have a soft spot for RD/male Fluttershy (not using that stupid fan name). The idea of Dash coaching her friend to be more assertive is cute. Of course, it only works with fanon Dash personality, because canon Dash is insufferable and unable to ever show such love.

>>42348601
It must be uncomfortable in there with wings like these.

>>42348890
Careful. He's been known to suck fruits dry in seconds.

>>42350337
Gosh, will I lose all my blood in mere seconds?

>>42350767
Didn't say blood.

>>42350767
>4 liters in seconds
Doubtful. Unless his teeth can vaccum suck or something.

>>42350767
Are you a fruit?

>>42350983
I don't know, is blood a fruit?

>>42351723
No, but some fruits contain blood.

>>42352237
are these supposed to be r63 versions of those 3 mares in that big mac episode with feather bangs?

>>42352240
No, these are the background stage ponies.

>>42349248
That edit looks weird as fuck. The face is damn off.

>>42352237
I'd totally like to get in on this boy band!

>>42351988
Really?

>>42355414
Look up what the term fruit is used for sometimes.

>>42355857
Is this worm theme a meme or something? I've seen it a couple of times recently.

>>42315860 (OP)
>>42346080
>>42355857
When I get to Equestria (as a stallion) I hope I'm as handsome as nookprints Butterscotch.

>>42356369
It's a tiktok trend where w*men would ask their boyfriend/husband that in order to give themselves a reason to get mad at them.

>>42356605
Kek, zoomers really are genetic dead ends

>>42356654
I fear for the future generations for they will be so braindead the world would be doomed.

>>42328140
It's ok to leave your pone in a hoooooooot car!
Nothing bad could possibly happen if you leave a pone in a hot car!

>>42357317
You'll melt the pony!!!

>>42334780
I hate overdesigned characters

>>42358253
very good! totally agree

Is Butterscotch a virgin?

>>42358401
turbovirgin

>>42358492
Hot. This has to get fixed though.

>>42357181
Your predecessors said that about you too. And theirs to them. And so on and so forth from the dawn of human history.

>>42359034
But they were true and so are we with this current generation.

>>42359419
This is the generation of perversion.

>>42359419
This. I make no illusions that my generation is less productive and useful than the previous ones. And that's the primary difference between our generations and the entitled zoomers of today.

>>42358401
no

>>42360359
That's right, I raped him just a moment ago.

>>42360557
nah your mom got to him first cause she's such a whore

>>42358253
Great work fixing them, they look good now

>>42358253
I like the original, but I dig your edit too

>>42334780
>>42358253
I like neither of them.

>>42358253
Damn, this is is great

>>42358253
best designs yet on this thread

>>42338497
Yer ma.

>>42363908
Rood.

>>42358401
Not when I'm done with him.

>>42357482
Why a worm, though?

>>42365282
Because reasons.

>>42365384
What reasons?

>>42365965
It's the only thing they can think of that's more worthless than they are at the time

>>42366067
Except that worms are not worthless at all. They improve the quality of the soil and help the growth of plants.

>>42366070
More worthless =/= completely worthless
Also there's a chance that they don't think that much into it and chose worm cause they are "icky"

>>42366082
>spoiler
Yeah, that's probably it.

i love rainbowdash

>>42366221
Is this true? It sounds like you're lying. Post your rainbow dash folder NAO.

>>42366486
I lied rainbow dash is a ugly fuck from the worst tribe aka pegashits

>>42366070
Every creature has a place in this world. Even parasites like women.

>>42367300
That's impossible!

>>42358401
Yes.

>>42367300
What women even did to you? Bad relationship experience?
Or being butthurt that you aren't born as one?
And most importantly, why do you reflect this hatred onto fictional characters?

>>42367300
> Even parasites like women.
someone got butthurt mad KEK

>>42367300
Imagine how much of a paradise the world would be if we didn't need women to breed

>>42368880
You're already living the dream since you will never breed.
Also the world would actually be a paradise if humans as a whole didn't exist.

>>42368489
>>42368866
>>42368917
>Wherever I go I must simp

>>42368962
>simp

>>42368962
somepony is fuming LOL

>>42317895
Gay means exclusive attraction to men. Bisexual means attraction to both men and women. It's not complicated.

>>42370061
What if I'm attracted to stallions?

>>42370206
YOU'RE A FAGGOT

>>42370206
fag

>>42370206
gay as hell

>>42370206
zesty buck right here, eeyup.

>>42370206
Kinda homo, but could be worse.

>>42370206
Then you have superb taste!

>>42315860 (OP)
fag

>>42370206
If you're attracted to mares as well, you're based.

>>42374205
Mares and stallions both have their own unique and wonderful charms.

>>42374205
This. I accept fags when they're also into mares. If you're just here for gay stallions you need to kill yourself post haste.

Are you faggots even able to enjoy something without acting like sexually repressed faggots?

How the fuck has this thread kept going? It's just faggots who try not hide that they're faggots shitting on faggots who are proud to be faggots.

>>42374471
Right, they're both great.

>>42374960
>I need my safe space!

>>42374960
>How the fuck has this thread kept going?
By keeping it in the catalog, essentially.

>>42374471
Nice to see marble cloned herself a stallion version so she'd never be a virgin again.

>>42317261
>meet phantasiac
>talk about things which conjure horrible mental imagery
>remain unaffected
5chads keep winning

>>42376532
>R63 clone
Would that count as incest?

>>42376719
Nah it's fine it's totally not incest

>>42374471
Would both.

>>42374960
It's fun.

>>42315860 (OP)
You got what?!

>>42374471
100% correct

>>42378415
You got r63!

>>42374471
>>42378606
both are cute, wonder how they would interact with each other.

>>42379470
The marbles? Not at all. The Apples would southern at each other with a rate which no one of us could understand.

>>42379646
What about the other ponies like the dashies, twilights , rarities and so forth?

>>42380310
Case to case basis. It depends almost completely on their individual personalities. For instance, I think that the Dashes would love to compete with each other whilst the Twilights would throw several long night study sessions.

>>42367300
Anon...

>>42378606
adorable couple

>>42381592
Their parties must be crazy to experience with two pinkies!

>>42382091
The world wouldn't be able to handle that.

>>42382317
Much like the autism if two Twilights met? So much shit and it would be chaotic.

>>42334436
>faggot has absolute shit taste and projects his fetishes onto characters
Why don't you just join the furries at this point?

Why the fuck do I keep dreaming of fighting along side the rule 63 mane 6 in some strange crystalline ethereal world with eldritch monster made out energy and astral bodies?!! The sun is bleeding and it's blood droplet spawn horrible shit for us to fight over. I mean, some really hardcore deformed atrocious horrors and yet somehow, even with all the horrible imagery, I feel power and courage when I imagine them next to me, confident.

I was hoping to dream romantic stuff but instead I keep having battle fantasy into dark world with rule 63 mane 6 companion as fighting buddies

>>42382588
>tfw too straight
Sounds like a great scenario, to be honest

>>42382588
>some strange crystalline ethereal world with eldritch monster made out energy and astral bodies?!! The sun is bleeding and it's blood droplet spawn horrible shit for us to fight over.
Cool dream. I love dreaming about alternate worlds, I used to have a lot of these cool kind of dreams in the past. Do you take medication by any chance?

>>42382588
>Hopes for (literally) gay romance dreams
>Gets masculine as fuck visions instead
Pretty impressive turnaround.

>>42382588
Give Elusive a kiss for me next time you're there.

>>42383466
How does he fight in that dress?

>>42382588
sounds like you're having fun battling than romancing, bud.

>>42384139
He keeps a tiny gun in the inside pocket

>>42384834
There's no guns in Equestria, Anon. Only magic

>>42385483
What if it's a magic gun?

>>42382478
>Two Twilights
That's okay because Twilight is pretty tame. She doesn't push the boundaries (on purpose). Two Rainbow Dashes or Starlight Glimmers would be much more chaotic though.

>>42385758
Still be magic spell, not a gun. A rapid fire magic beam is what you're thinking of.

>>42384804
To him, battling side by side with stallions is romance.

>>42386728
If you're a fag, sure.

>>42387128
I'm pretty sure that's a given in his case.

>half down again
The fuck is happening on this board?

bump

>>42383466
I would be friends with this posh pony

I need some Butterscotch greentexts

>>42388809
Why don't you make it yourself?

>>42388809
Let ChatGPT make it.

>>42389385
Do NOT.

>>42388809
Be the change you want to see, friend.

>>42315860 (OP)
They are cute

>>42390919
Is that a blush?

>>42390459
This. As mares and stallions both.

>>42390919
Looks like someone needs to celebrate a paaartaaay!

>>42390919
His face when I sneak a quick squeeze of his plump magenta sack.

>>42392067
Wow, rude.

>>42390919
Cute!

>>42392626
FAGGOT

>>42392626
Hot.

>>42392626
zesty buck

>>42389385
>>42388809
Write a story about ChatGPT making a greentext about Butterscotch.

>>42394789
Do not. Do it yourself lazy bastard

>>42392626
gay

>>42388809

alright, il start writing tomorrow, and I won't use chat GPT

>>42395898
good to hear

>>42390919
adorable little bastard he is

>>42395209
>Do it yourself lazy bastard
>Critical reading comprehension failure
Read the sentence again, dude.

>>42396783
no, I refuse

>>42370206
You shouldn't.

>>42315860 (OP)
Haha! You're a FAGGOT!

>>42397736
Tard.

>>42397951
We know that's what you are.

>>42390919
Would give him a hug.

>>42383466
The silver streak in the hair makes him look older than he really is.

>>42390919
I'd go to all of his parties.

>>42388809
alright, here is all il write for today

>Butterscotch sits in front of his personal work-in-progress bar that is near a beach
>Hooftapping can be heard from the back
>"Hey Butters! How are you holding up buddy!?"
>Blitz turns on a radio, It's My Life is playing.
>"Oh hey Blitz nice to see you! Im doing fine just you know, sitting in my usual spot."
>"Cool! Are you ready to play with our mares this evening?"
>He sits near the Butt
>"Oh yes you know how much I like to socialize hehe"
>"Wanna go for a walk?"
>"Mhm let's go"
>They both stood up, started walking through the streets of Manenanna, the Equastria in-land counterpart to Manehattan.
>"Dusk Shine and Elusive said that they are gonna be in the mall"
>Blitz says while they walk at a side of railroad
>"Oh cool! Umm Blitz?"
>"Yeah?"
>"When will you get a job?"
>"Ok dude I am still in my own personal therapy from when that boss slammed me to the ground because I didn't clean up a little bit of the shit on the floor that Bubble Berry left while I was talking with Rainbow Dash for the first time!"
>"You need to let go of that or else you will never going to stop being a loser and you will never get 'bitches' as you say."
>"Shut the fuck up!"
>They both stopped, one mare carrying a little filly in a little cart looked at them, was a little bit shocked - then just walked away
>"Ok maybe I was a little bit harsh sorry if I was I just-
>"YOOOUUUU and your bar and your pride can all go fuck yourself!"
>Rainbow Blitz trotted away crying
>"Wait Blitz!... sorry"
>Butterscotch said quietly

>>42399618
Nice, good start so far.

>>42399618
>while I was talking with Rainbow Dash for the first time!
Wait, does that mean the originals and their R63 counterparts exist at the same time?

>>42392626
holy faggotry

>>42390919
>>42383466
>>42374471
Yeah, they're hot.

>>42401234
yeah, you're a FAGGOT

>>42400401
yep, that's right

>>42401384
Nah, I would mares too.

>>42381592
>>42378606
They must have the strangest interactions.

>>42401873
I'd love to see a video of them interacting with each other, it'd be cool.

>>42401883
Right. Pinkie and Bubble would be in the wildest video for sure.

>>42366221
Based

>>42399618
didn't write anything for today, might continue tomorrow
il archive the whole thing once its finished

>>42370206
Happens to the best of us.

>>42403604
worst of us*
FTFY

>>42403717
>worst
Definitely not. You can do way way worse than that.

>>42404575
Like? This can't get any worse.

>>42405129
It CAN.

>>42318745
says the fag

I am writing a butterscotch green, thread can't die now
Bump!

>>42399618

>Butterscotch went to the general direction that Blitz trotted to
>despite of his effort to find him, he was unable to
>it was like he fell into the backrooms
>"damn, I guess il' just go meet up with Elusive and Dusk Shine in the mall, hope he is going to be alright..."
>the main mall of Manenanna is a beautiful display of technology and modern architecture
>there are posters for movies at the sides of a mall enterence, such as a new Daring Do movie and My Little Human live action move
>Dusk and Elusive are probably in a Night Mermare bar
> a beautiful blue bar decorated with aquariums
>Dusk Shine was there, but Elusive could not be spotted
>"Hey Dusk, umm how are you doing?"
>"Oh hey Butterscotch, dong fine, how about you? Also where is Blitz?"
>"Oh yeah well, I said that he is a loser and needs to get a job. He understandably got mad at that. I am still a little shaken from that"
>"Don't worry, its just permanent, I think we should give him some space"
>"Don't you mean temporary?"
>"OH yeah temporary! hahah. Come sit here with me."
>"Alright"
>Butterscotch sat on a blue, curved comfy couch next to Dusk. There are in a corner of the bar.
>"Didn't Elusive come here with you?"
>Butterscotch asks
>"Yeah, I am waiting for him here, he is currently in Daisy's salon."
>"Does it upset you that he just splits from you when he wants while you two are together?"
>"Uh what? No! Not at all, we are always together so its ok if we just sometimes split up, you know?"
>"Yeah, I can kinda understand that."
>20 seconds of silence between them
>"Soo, did Fluttershy get any better?"
>Fluttershy was poisoned from an asshole snake, Donuter 2 days ago
>"She is doing better, her color is back."
>"That is good to hear!"
>"Heey boys! Im back"
>Elusive came
>"Butterscotch, been a minute."
>"Mhm, nice to see you buddy."
>Elusive sits next to Butterscotch and wraps his hoof around him
>Butterscotch blushes and looks down
>"You know I really like that peace sign necklace that you wear"
>"Umm erm its actually not a necklace, a necklace is a jewelry connected with strings. This is just more of an accessory."
>Dusk added

>>42406445

>"Yeah yeah, we all know that you read alot of books and are really smart"
>"fuck you!"
>"Nuh uh fuck you bitch!"
>"Do you want to drink something buddy?"
>Elusive asks Butterscotch
>"Umm sure, just a coffee with milk would be nice."
>Elusive calls a barmaid
>"Hey can you give this handsome stallion a coffee with milk please?"
>Mademare smiled, Elusive is a one good-looking motherfucker!
>"Thanks Elusive."
>"Don't mention it"
>"Hey Dusk, you noticed that Twilight Sparkle really likes you right? "
>Butterscotch asks Dusk
>"Yeah, I just honestly don't really care"
>"You know, it really breaks my heart to see her at some moments when you two are together and just talk a little bit. you know? Like she really wants to talk to you but you, as you said, don't really care. Which is fine don't get me wrong! Just... yeah. Sorry.
>"Hey don't beat yourself too much over it.
>Elusive said with a low tone
>"Should we get going to Wild Mares?"
Dusk Shine asks
>"Yeah, do you think Rainbow Blitz is going to come?"
>Butterscotch asks
>"I don't know, he maybe comes, I know he wouldn't like to miss a good party."
>"Alright, lets go!"
>"Elusive says energetically, standing up

here is an archive to the green, in a case that this thread dies before I finish it: https://ponepaste.org/11248#

>>42406457
Thanks for the paste, Anon.
>in a case that this thread dies before I finish it
Not on my watch.

Bump for green

>>42406392
God, he's a handsome lad.

>>42407701
He truly is

>>42407701
he looks emo-ish

>>42406457
your paste is pretty good.

>>42327999
Not at all: the "homo" in e.g., homogeneous and homosexual comes from the Greek ὁμός (homós, “same”), while the "homo" in Homo sapiens is just the Latin homo ("man").

>>42315871
OCs? No such thing, you must of hit your head on a rock or something. They always looked like this!

>>42408586
thanks anon

>>42406457
>Three of them go to Dusk's van.
>It was going to be quite a long journey
>Dusk Shine and Elusive sit at the front, while Butterscotch sits at the back
>Dusk drives
>They just have some dumb fun while traveling to Black Tail
>"This forest is so creepy, it reminds me of that Batmare game"
>Elusive says
>"You mean Batmare arkham asylum?"
>Dusk comments
>"Yeah that one, you remember when we used to sit in your room and collect Riddler trophies all day long?"
>"Don't remind me of that please"
>"Why do you associate this forest specifically with arkham asylum Elusive?"
>Butterscotch asks
>"dead trees probably, remember they didn't have any leaves right?"
>"yeah I think so"
>they go through roads surrounded by meadows, forests, go through tunnels, up the hills...
>Sun was coming down, day slowly fading
>GAS GAS GAS hits on the playlist
>"dont you fucking dare!"
>Elusive says to Dusk Shine
>"Oh im gonna hit it!"
>there were currently driving through a forest, had curvy roads, perfect for delivering tofu
>Dusk speeding up continuously and drifting, showed that he is surprisingly a really good driver
>Butterscotch almost faints a couple of times
>"You know, I honestly hope you face justice for this shit Dusk!"
>police sirens can be heard from the back
>"Why did I say that?"
>Elusive comments to himself
>"No stopping now, all in!"
>"No please stop. Oh Celestia is gonna execute us after this"
>Butterscotch says before he faints for good
>police out maneuvers Dusk and bumps to the front right of the van, slightly rotating it
>Dusk finally slows down and the police officer is able to stop them
>"Police step of the vehicle slowly lay down and put your hooves on your back, you are under arrest!"

>>42409403
>Dusk and Elusive step out
>"Is anyone else in there or anything important I should know about?"
>"My friend is in there, hey Butterscotch!"
>no response
>ponice mare hoofcuffs them both and checks to see what is up with Butterscotch
>another mare comes out of the police car
>deputy Copper opens the left back door of the van, Butterscotch's head falls to the ground
>"You can't be shitting me, today was going so good but noo! Something bad HAD to happen!
>"What's the matter sweetie?"
>March Gustysnows asks Copper
>"this retard is unconscious, seems like we will need to drag him"
>"aint no prolem to me!"
>"Alright, you two, get up and walk to the car!
>"How am I supposed to walk while two of my legs are behind my back?"
>Dusk asks
>"Walk on two!"
>The two of them walk clumsily to the car while being at March's sight, tripping a few times
>"Alright, now how are we gonna put this fucker in?"
>"Heey, relax. Everything is going to be ok!"
>March says smiling
>"One side you, one me"
>They put Butterscotch on top of Dusk and Elusive
>"didn't know he was so heavy"
>Dusk says
>"Noo he isn't, he is such a sweet little baby!"
>says Elusive
>"alright you two, you really don't need this shit in your life. Just drive normally next time, ok?"
>"Don't tell that to me"
>Elusive comments
>They get to the MPD, which is also a prison of Manenanna
>they just strait up go to jail
>"You have a right to remains silent. If you are not silent il have to shut you up"
>"She is just tryin' to say 'don't be too loud' sugarcubes."
>"Wait what!? What about a Court?"
>Dusk asks flabbergasted
>"That is all just a hoax, enjoy 5 days of prison"
>Three hours pass, Butterscotch wakes up
>"Huh, umm where are we?"
>"We are in a prison"
>Butterscotch faints again
>"You have a visitor"
>Rarity just shows up!
>"Ah there you three are! I was really worried for a second! Wait what is up with my sweet Butterscotch?"
>"He is unconscious... again"
>Elusive says
>"Oh Rarity its so nice to see you! Please put us out of here!"
>Dusk says
>"Only if you promise not to get you and others into any more trouble like this!"
>"I promise"
>"Alright, we have a party to attend to"
>Rarity puts 5 million into some desk and police frees us
>Rarity, Dusk Shine and Elusive drag Butterscotch into Rarity's car
>"I will drive this time"
>Rarity says
>"Wait what about my van?"
>"Il get you another one sweetie, now lets go!"

that's it for today mares, gonna go eep now

>>42409408
Pretty good as usual anon, keep it up!

>>42408097
More like an idealized hippie. The peace sign is iconic for that movement.

>>42409662
Never the less, he's a real cutie!

>>42406392
Would boop his snoot.

>>42407701
well obviously he has to look good

>>42409408
Very nice

>>42406392
I'd be friends with him, looks like a rad hippie to be with. Maybe would give me some weed as well haha?

>>42411832
same

>>42410460
>Spoiler
OH MY anon, don't let the kids see this!

>>42409408

>"alright boys here we are"
>it was almost twilight when they came to Black Tale, Bubble Barry's personal party place
>Butterscotch awoke a while ago
>"Wow, this place is better than I remember"
>he commented
>It had an orange neon LED tail sign at the top
>when they entered, they could see all kinds of familiar and unfamiliar faces
>place was quite beautiful from inside, walls were painted crimson red, floor had black and white square tiles
>pizza was served, as well as chips, chocolate, cookies and all kinds of good things that you can name
>"Welcome, welcome my good friends!"
>Bubble Berry said to four of them.
>"I like what you have done with the place Berry! Disco lights at especially well done."
>Dusk said
>"How have you four been doing, anything interesting happened today?"
>"Uh well, it was a pretty good chill day-"
>"Until he started drifting and police came for our ass"
>Elusive interrupted him
>"Hahah well seems like a pretty fun time am I right?!"
>"Yeah, it sure was..."
>Butterscotch said
>A big strong hug came from behind them, strong enough to lose air
>"Oooh Pinkie darling, can you hug a little easier next time please"
>"Nope, I simply can't greet my friends that lightly"
>"Pinkie Pie is jumping to Bubble Berry energetically"
>"Have you brought cider to the table dear?"
>Bubble asks
>"Yep! aaaall done!"
>"I love you some much!"
>they cuddle nose to nose
>"Aww you two are so cute together!"
>Elusive comments
>"Yeah we get that alot haha, we will dance a little. Have fun tonight ponies!"
>They start dancing together, Elusive and Dusk also start to dance
>"Do you have anyone in specific to dance with sweetie?"
>Rarity asks Butterscotch
>"Umm no not really"
>"Alright, would you like to dance with me?"
>"Yeah, that sounds nice"
>"Hey, have you seen Rainbow blitz anywhere?"
>Butterscotch asks
>"No, Bubble Berry probably knows, you can ask him later"
>"Wow Butters you are such a smooth dancer, such graceful movements!"
>"Aww thanks Rarity. You know I really like how good of a person you are. You always make me smile"
>Rarity blushes
>after some fun time Butterscotch goes to ask Bubble Barry if Blitz is in here
>"Oh yeeah! Uhh he is at that desk over there I believe"
>"thank you Berry"
>going trough the crowd of ponies, Butterscotch is finally able to spot Rainbow Blitz

>>42412467

>he thinks of what to say, 'sorry if I hurt your feelings', 'if you don't want to be my friend anymore that is fine', 'I just hope you get better'
>he walks up to him
>sees two empty cups, presumably they were full of cider and there is one cup fully filled with cider
>"Hey Blitz, sorry... are you ok buddy?"
>"Oh, hey butters, yeah- *gulp!* Never better."
>"You are drunk as fuck aren't you?"
>"Yeeeeah... *HIC*"
>"Ah, I don't even know if you can comprehend what I am saying right now, but I hope life gets better for you... You know, just because that job was shit doesn't mean that there aren't some normal places and bosses- blitz?"
>Blitz fell asleep
>"Ah great, what do I do with you friend?
>"Hey butters! How is my friend doing?!"
>"Oh hey Rainbow Dash! Doing good, having fun. Blitz is drunk."
>"That doesn't happen usually, anything really bad happened?"
>"Just life I guess... its been really unfortunate to him"
>"What about it specifically?"
>"Bad job, and even I had the guts to approach a mare, but you know... he doesn't. He really likes you"
>"That is sweet but my love is Applejack. AAAH I am sorry to break his heart like that but I also have a soul, hope you can understand.
>"Yeah no that is totally fair, hope you have a great night Dash!"
>"Haha you too buddy! And if you need transport for you and Blitz I can ask Applejack to drive you two with our costom tractor"
>"Oh thank you so much! I don't think there will be a need for that tho, Rarity is going to bring us home"
>"sounds cool, alright, see you around, il' check on monster trucks"
>"What!? Im coming too!"
>Butterscotch hesitated to go outside for a moment, to just leave his friend in here like this. But What to do about him? Bring him home? I guess it wouldn't hurt to just leave him here for some time

Tomorrow il probably finish the green

>>42412471
Can't wait for that, keep up the good green!

>>42411832
I think he'd be a real romaticized hippie. Not the fucked up version we had here on earth.

Brain PLEASE ! Just give me one romantic dream instead of the always action horror with the rule 63 mane 6.

>>42412614
Ah true but he'd be way better then anything on earth so win win