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Anonymous No.42316934 [Report] >>42316958
>"You will NEVER fuck and cum, Anon, ESPECIALLY not inside your waifu! You hear me? NEVER! You waste of semen."
Anonymous No.42316958 [Report] >>42317157
>>42316934 (OP)
>"You too, Anon? You know, ponies tell me the same thing too, all the time. Maybe we could... fuck and cum together?"
Anonymous No.42316961 [Report] >>42316963
friendship is better than fucking and cumming
Anonymous No.42316963 [Report]
>>42316961
This is true. Plus if you're a really good friend you might get a pity fuck.
Anonymous No.42317157 [Report]
>>42316958
The fact you are able to speak to me means you are too close and I have to kill you now in an attempt to rectify the wrong you've done me.