Thread 42317355

>"Hmm? What's the matter Nonny?"
>"Is there something on my face?"

>>42317355 (OP)
You need to shave those pink slugs off of your forehead holy shit

Barbietranny slide thread

>>42317355 (OP)
More like something not on your face.
A big kiss!

Yeah, you got 'frosting' from all those other guys on your face. Hey, you and OP got something in common haha.

>>42317500
>be sunfag
>get banned

>>42317361
Spbp.
>>42317541
>Help nanny help, I can't have my content rich thread if I'm being trolled help
To...my... biiiiigest fan.

Yeah, looks like cheese or something.

>>42317560
>be sunfag
>get banned

>>42317355 (OP)
I love Ponka oh so much

Yeah, looks like bits of cheese.

>>42317355 (OP)
yes. a radiant smile

>>42317355 (OP)
milkers

>>42317357
Ah fuck you. Big eyebrows are hot.

>>42318206
that doesn't make any sense

>>42317355 (OP)
>you will never be Pinkie's favorite little brother
why live

>>42319500
>ywn be introduced to sex by your big sis
why indeed

>>42317355 (OP)
Yeah, Weird Al's cum

>>42320138
Janny are you okay?

>>42320334
why wouldn't he be?

>>42317355 (OP)
whipped cream

>>42321205
How much can she eat?

>>42321231
you just hold her romantically, with one arm wrapped around her back. she leans back until her face is below yours and opens her mouth wide. you take a can of whipped cream and erotically spray it straight into her mouth and enjoy her slurps and gulps until you empty the can

>>42320135
>You will have your 4 older Pie sisters doting on their baby bro

>>42322190
I will? I can't wait!

>>42322190
imagine having all of them as sisters:
big sis Maud always calm and collected, always willing to help and secretly keeping her protective eye on you
big sis Limestone scary and intimidating, ordering you around and never happy about your accomplishments. but she teaches you discipline and will NOT allow anyone to even frown upon you. anyone who offends you or makes you cry will earn a few bruises
big sis Marble, meek and quiet. very sweet and loving and likes hugging with you. make you want to take care of her. you feel like her older brother
and finally big sis Pinkie, radiant, energetic and always hyped. lots of hugs and kisses for even the slightest accomplishments. very intense but you can't help but like her. she also likes to get...closer. the only sister who kisses you on the lips and takes care of your boyish needs

>>42321660
I want to make her my little eclaire.

>>42321660
>>42323588
Get a room you two

>>42324370
lend us yours and you can join

>>42324449
No he will sit in the chair.

>>42324498
welp...
sorry, anon, you got fun-blocked

>>42324696
I'm sure he has experience watching.

>>42322919
Lime would make you hold her hand all the way to school and Pinkie would playfully tease you when you see your crush

>>42324498
>>42324850
Lmao.

Looks like...oh my garsh...cheese?

>>42317377
>"fix that"

Yeah looks like Cum, hahahaha.

Cream cheesed

Cream cheesed

*wipes your cum off her face by rubbing her face against yours*

up

>>42326791
>"C'mon Mr. Cake! I see the way you look at me, and I've wanted to fuck you for a long time. Mrs. Cake said she doesn't mind as long as she gets to watch!"

Pink Ponk

>>42329787
Oh my word eqgfags!

>be sunfag
>get banned

Cheeseologist.

>>42330803
hey, trashbag. answer this before they ban you yet again

..I..I just wanna contribute to good, content-rich, protected threads is all, ma'am..

of course you won't because you can't because there is no bias and never was
you're the sole reason for your retarded schizo boogeyman and your cognitive dissonance prevents you from admitting that
this is the 8th time i call your bullshit and this will be the 8th time you will cower like always because deep down you know that you're full of shit
go ahead, change the subject or stop replying and come back in 3 days pretending that no damage was done and you still have any dignity or argument left

Our esteemed pretend custodian, folks!
Here ALL the time!

>>42330842
>>42330882
>phoneposting

What DOESN'T send the unpaid volunteer into a rage? My word...

I also don't know what is or isn't on your face as it seemingly triggers the temperance patrol here to spam false reports. Sorry.

>>42330901
go ahead and false report. see who gets banned

>>42321205
>>42326791
>Aislop
just announce you're brown

>>42331567
did you say brown Pinkie?
i gotchu famalam

>>42331966
YES
MORE PLS

>>42322919
>*GASP* "Anon, it's wrong to touch yourself like that! You should let big sis Pinkie take care of that for you!"

i made op image superior

>>42333630
Uh oh, I now have a stronger urge to get her preggers.

>>42333767
congrats, its triplets

>>42333804
she got bigger shirts

>>42317355 (OP)
>>42300874
You let it die.

>>42333630
all of my babies

Yeah, looks like chaha[/spoiler] from Chahahahahahahaha.

>>42334427
>newfag doesn't know how spoilers work
many such cases

>>42334428
>Junior janny intently scanning for his boogieman
Biiiiiggest fan~

>>42332432
heads up everyone, if your Ponka is talking like this, then she's figured out how to get past the child lock on your computer and is watching internet porn
she's probably doing it right now

>>42334132
Hey, you fixed your card?

>>42334611
no. i might try something though

>>42335219
Don't rush it.

>>42335542
actually a lot of things went downhill at the same time. graphics card broke, phone screen acquired a vertical pink strip, monitor started shaking and a few more things. now i have to fix everything

n

>>42336517
those acid eyes always get me

>>42337211
Can you really say youre best friends with someone if you haven’t tripped balls while at a concert with them?

>>42337311
Would you get high with people who hate you?

Pinkie breaks into my room at night to jack me off in my sleep and then she just leaves my cum all over my stomach. I hate it, please make her stop.

>>42337775
the risk of danger is too great
you have to suffer this burden alone

>>42337775
i don't think it's called jacking off is she uses her tongue

what even is this character

>>42338234
Women are easier to rewire than men but need a whole new procedure or they show withdrawal despite being clean.

>>42338234
Sexy

>>42338234
her name is Actual Sunset Shimmer and there is not enough r34 of her

>>42338234
wtf

>>42338234
Who thought it was a good idea to give Pinkie a severe mental disorder that's caused by abandonment?

>>42333917
Shame on y'all

weirdo...

>>42339926
>Pinkie will never congratulate you for using a toilet
JUST

>>42339926
Man the implications are...

>>42317355 (OP)
You got a smug on your face that needs to go away

>>42342337
But how?

why does she terrorize her friends

>>42317355 (OP)
>>42318462
patrician taste

>>42342962
Cause it's funny

>>42342962
Pinkie will terrorize your crotch

>>42344354
you think that Pinkie gets enough vitamin D?

wife

>>42344354
@studiowhynot

>>42344896
Cuuuuuute!!!

>>42345994
>men only want one thing, and it's fucking disgusting

>>42345994
Based

>>42345994
Nine years ago... damn

>>42347264
>Gosling_meme.tiff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dQYscoYsx0
CAPTCHA: AAYYY

>>42345994
Imagine the after marriage sex.

>>42348217
Ayyyy

>>42348217
i like how she bobs her head to make PinkieOS responsive again

>>42348759
unf

>>42348759
Lmao

>>42328756
This was my reaction too
>>42326791
Jesus Christ anon, I literally trembled

>>42352539
Cute

why is she like this

>>42333630
BNWO shit deserves to have people put in prison

>>42352539
>having Pinkie be your Mary Poppins

>>42353501
She knows the effect she has on us

>>42353501
Raise to be a trad wife(but came out a tard wife).

>>42355337
UNF

>>42355600
Okay but think about how great the sloppy with her is if you cover your balls and ass in honey, and think about how much whip cream she uses on herself for your “entertainment”…

>>42353900
Everyone on this board should realistically be put in prison.

>>42355337
Smack

>>42356201
How do you unrealistically put someone in prison?

>>42357919
A really shitty prison?

>>42357588
UNF

She's a popstar.

>>42358184
Girls just wanna have fun~!

>>42358184
she needs braces

>>42355600
All of them are tradwives.

>>42354664
>>42358184
Pinkie popping.

young ponk

>>42360257
>limestone wearing crocs
idk about that

>>42361082
Yeah, crocs are more of a Pinkie thing.

>>42360257
Why is Limestone so underdeveloped? She's the oldest.

>>42361097
CUTE

>HEY NONNY!! Wanna see a great gag?!
"Uhh... sure...?"
>*rips your pants off and immediately gives you the sloppiest, loudest, filthiest blowjob in your life*

>>42363459
she didn't gag at all, 1/10

>>42363463
Maybe you should have a bigger cock? You ever think of that, dicklet??

>>42363459
>dude bj lmao
0/10 gag.
>she hides a balloon under her dress and tells her friends it's yours
Now that's a good prank.
>one of her friends lifts her dress and her belly is distended for real
Godly Pinkie-accurate gag.

>>42363459
Dating Pinkie sounds like a handful.
>Nonny wanna hear a joke?
>get your dick super sucked
>Want to see my new prank Anon?
>get your dick super sucked
>Here Anon tries this new recipe I'm trying out!
>get your dick super sucked

>>42363593
Pinkie appreciates a fun size

>>42363991
>smile at her
>get your dick super sucked
>look at her
>get your dick super sucked
>talk to her
>get your dick super sucked
>not talk to her
>get your dick super sucked
>avoid eye contact
>get your dick super sucked
>hide in a bunker in the middle of nowhere
>get your dick super sucked
>casually ask for a blowie
>get your dick super sucked
>get your dick super sucked
>get your dick super sucked

>>42363991
>>42365427
you could try you know

>>42363991
>>42365427
weak

>>42366737
cool earrings

>>42366737
cute, would plow

>>42366737
>steal her donut

>>42367226
My man.

>>42317355 (OP)
>”there is now! pew pew pew”

>>42369714
nice

>>42369738
>Anon is spraying girls with him sperm

>>42369714
feet

>>42372039
Derpy is dancing like white people

>>42372839
well...

>>42372039
Cute

Si, queso.

>>42374260
finally speaking your native language

eqgtranny thread

>>42375398
and with this you've contributed more to this board than sunfag did in 3 years

>>42375405
who

>>42375408
they guy who reported you itt and got your posts removed

>>42375460
>they guy who reported you itt and got your posts removed
what?

>>42375460
oh you mean sunfag was the guy who reported me?

>>42375472
he baited you to post here, then reported you and later will screech about some imaginary bias to support his headcanon

>>42375488
i didn't know he was a celestiafag, well i don't care im using 4gae so i will just keep evading

>>42375494
gae is not reliable IMHO but if you have no other way of passing le secooritee then it's fine i guess

>>42375508
>gae is not reliable IMHO
why do you think so? i know that leto/bytecodefag is a massive attwhore and unironic faggot but other then that it just werks, i do plan on getting my own proxies so i don't depend on it though

>>42375515
i mean, i experimented with it and it was mediocre. constantly breaking, dropping connections, losing the received data and other things

>>42376066
sweet jesus, dont ever put me in eqg, unf

>>42376066
Pinkie grinding Nonny's cock

>>42376153
why have you done this to me anon, quit
https://derpibooru.org/images/2089563
https://derpibooru.org/images/1857484
https://derpibooru.org/images/1810473

pinkie pie is pure sex energy especially eqg

>>42376491
>https://derpibooru.org/images/2089563
fucking unf

>>42376491
Isn't there a choco version of these?

>>42376153
>>42376066
CUTE

Yeah, cream cheese.

>>42377398
there should be. check twibooru

>>42378295
cuckposting

>>42379215
crazy eyes

>>42376491
>when you know how to give a 3dpd an anal fixation

>>42317355 (OP)
No I will NOT fuck the bubblegum human pinkie

>>42381895
>>42381397
Two different flavors

>>42382413
skinny and chonky

>>42382413
just like tasting Pinkie's front and back

>>42384164
She wants to cook together

>>42384958
you know what they say about crazy girls don't you?

>>42385373
That's the dream

>>42385271
Don't go near them?

>>42385271
But the sex is so good!