Thread 42319824

>mfw I see a mare
Awwww they're such cuties cuties cuties I want to give them upsies and hug and pet and cuddle and marry them and make them happy so much!
Why are mares so perfect?

>>42319824 (OP)
how do mares have so much core strength?

>>42319828
A few years back a popular magazine said that if you do ab workouts your pussy will be tighter. All the hip mares do it.

>>42319824 (OP)
>>42319828
these mares should have their heads pop out of a skibidi toilet

>>42319824 (OP)
The mare design is peak femininity.

Any description outside of "perfect" is unfitting for mares.

>>42319875
God i wanna fuck them so badly.
I am malding that we only have barbie 3dp slop in oir world.

>>42320000
Quads confirm

>>42320000
Quads of truth.

>>42320057
What would twi do if i start chewing on her hoof as she poops me?

>>42320065
>As she poops me?
What?

>>42320065
>as she poops me

>>42320065
>tfw you will never poop anon
its so fucking over

>>42320065
huh what now

>>42320065
well, how would YOU react if the turd you're pushing out swings around and bites you on the hand?

Ignore scatfags, praise mareschizos.

>>42320065
>Saar do not redeem the hoof saar
>I am brahmin unicorn you cannot eat me saar

>>42320065
I would let Twilight poop me as long as I can hold her hoof while she does.

>>42320915

Why is she cranky?

>>42320065
YWNBPOBTS

>>42321112
She found out that Amethyst Star bought a frilly saddle first and everypony thinks she's a copycat.