>>42322199
When I FIRST SAW YOUR MEME, I CRIED. i cried, and then cried more. Then cried a little less, then cried a lot more. As I type this, with my beautiful hands (which are quite beautiful!) My penis lays here between my legs limply, the head hidden away, not erect. Not leaking precum. Not agitated in the slightest. A little tingling in the testicles, but not much.
I want to embrace you, with my beautiful hands, holding you close to me while i stroke your head, reminding you of how proud I am of you. Then afterward, I'll take you with me to my basement to watch me plow through a hoard of bitches, my hips flopping baack and forth like a fucked up salmon as I ferret my cock around deep in the holes a plenty. Vagina panties will drop all over the place.
You and I later would grab a manly drink, sitting on my front porch as we look at the stars together... I tell you about the first pony fic that ever made me cry my powerful and STRONG tears, you nod your head solemnly, perhaps somewhat uncertain if Takeshi will bend you over and RAPE the BROWN out of you.
But I won't, you are my Peter, and with me you are safe. I will protect you from dangers.
Young man, I will never rape you, so long as you don't say anything retarded about MLP.
