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Anonymous No.42323947 >>42323952 >>42323954 >>42323955 >>42323984 >>42325664 >>42325673 >>42325850 >>42325919 >>42326641 >>42326884 >>42326944 >>42326948 >>42330370 >>42331483
>Humans e-eat ponies…?
Anonymous No.42323952 >>42323972 >>42326757 >>42326796
>>42323947 (OP)
OP s-suck cocks...?
Anonymous No.42323954
>>42323947 (OP)
Yes, in sexual and non-sexual ways.
Anonymous No.42323955
>>42323947 (OP)
No, you misheard me. I said humans eat OUT ponies.
>*proceeds to slobber on those horseclams like it's the last thing I'll ever do*
Anonymous No.42323972 >>42323982 >>42330888
>>42323952
How come you only post shit like this on pony threads and leave EQG alone?
Anonymous No.42323982 >>42323993 >>42325690
>>42323972
>having a meltie over OP being a cock sucking faggot
Shitskin classic, go be an nigger somewhere else.
Anonymous No.42323984 >>42328258
>>42323947 (OP)
Linky stew ingredients:
>2 pounds of Linky meat trimmed and cubed
>3 tablespoons all purpose flower
>half teaspoon of garlic powder
>half teaspoon black pepper
>3 tablespoons of olive oil
>1 onion chopped
>6 cups of any broth
>half a cup of red wine
>1 pound of potatoes peeled and cubed
>4 carrots cut into pieces
>4 ribs of celery cut into pieces
>3 tablespoons of tomato paste
>one sprig of rosemary
>2 tablespoons of cornstarch
>3/4 cup of peas
>2 tablespoons of water
Anonymous No.42323993
>>42323982
Answer the question
Anonymous No.42325664 >>42330155
>>42323947 (OP)
Anonymous No.42325673
>>42323947 (OP)
Please sit on my face
Anonymous No.42325690
>>42323982
>question not answered
Anonymous No.42325850
>>42323947 (OP)
I eat pony ponuts.
Anonymous No.42325919
>>42323947 (OP)
Yeah, they eat them out.
Anonymous No.42325923
I'd lick a pony, maybe lightly nibble on. Anything more than that seems really mean.
Anonymous No.42326641 >>42326662
>>42323947 (OP)
yes, i love eating mares. in the bed, kitchen, living room, and toilet
Anonymous No.42326644 >>42331493
I miss the skittishness of early season ponies.
Anonymous No.42326662
>>42326641
Bro is hungry.
Anonymous No.42326757 >>42326796
>>42323952
Fpbp
Anonymous No.42326787
proper way to eat a mare
Anonymous No.42326796 >>42326805
>>42323952
>>42326757
soulless
Anonymous No.42326805 >>42326830
>>42326796
>Whiteknighting for OP
How sweet, you can be fags together now.
Anonymous No.42326830 >>42326833
>>42326805
>newfag doesn't know when to call OP a faggot
Anonymous No.42326833 >>42326863 >>42326894
>>42326830
You sure like sucking OP's nuts alot.
Anonymous No.42326836 >>42326838
I want to eat the Flower Trio... out.
Anonymous No.42326838 >>42326841
>>42326836
You know they'd gossip about your technique the whole time.
Anonymous No.42326841 >>42326852
>>42326838
Unf, cuties gossipping about me going down on them...
Anonymous No.42326852 >>42326866
>>42326841
>Anonymous couldn't even find the clit.
>[hushed collective mares laughter]
>Shsshs! He's looking..
Anonymous No.42326863 >>42326868
>>42326833
you sure like being new
Anonymous No.42326866 >>42326879 >>42326974
>>42326852
Anon must be a blind retard because a mare's clit could easily be found. I mean, it winks on your face when they're aroused.
Anonymous No.42326868 >>42326883 >>42326894
>>42326863
OP sucks and you swallow.
Anonymous No.42326879
>>42326866
Well excuse me but I am blind! Or did you think those sunglasses are for swag?
Anonymous No.42326883 >>42326887
>>42326868
post it again, we didn't get it the first time
Anonymous No.42326884 >>42326920
>>42323947 (OP)
I eat mare ass, and i'm all out of gum.
>"Wha--"
You heard me, bitch.
Anonymous No.42326887 >>42326889 >>42326894
>>42326883
All you need do is ask, miss.
OP's a fag, but you're a bigger fag.
Anonymous No.42326889 >>42326895
>>42326887
nope, still not
one more time
Anonymous No.42326894
>>42326887
>>42326868
>>42326833
Well, if that isn't the wannabe janitor.
Anonymous No.42326895 >>42326904
>>42326889
No room service for babby?
Anonymous No.42326904
>>42326895
no funny retort?
Anonymous No.42326907
No nanny to sweep up the posts you take issue with, oh woe...
Defending OP the cocksucker no less..
Anonymous No.42326912
>42326907
weak-ass trolling
Anonymous No.42326916 >>42326924
>Crying over OP being called a fag
You were saying, 'weak-ass'?
Anonymous No.42326917
>i posted the braindead meme! do i fit now!?
Anonymous No.42326920 >>42326932
>>42326884
wait, where's the fart joke?
Anonymous No.42326923
OP not beating the cock sucking faggot allegations
Anonymous No.42326924
>>42326916
You're basically the guy who uses bots to insult barbiefags in every eqg thread except you waste your time doing it by hand
Anonymous No.42326927
>Still crying over OP being a fag
Must've hit a nerve with the other fags..sad.
Go to bed already, peons.
Anonymous No.42326931 >>42326935
>Call OP a fag
>Europe wakes back up
lmao
Anonymous No.42326932 >>42326934
>>42326920
That comes when I'm eating their ponuts.
Anonymous No.42326934
>>42326932
fair enough
Anonymous No.42326935
>>42326931
you're still on this?
Anonymous No.42326938 >>42326940
Just make a sticky with new rules already you trap fapping failures.
Anonymous No.42326940
>>42326938
no need to
Anonymous No.42326944
>>42323947 (OP)
Better eat 2 ponies.
Anonymous No.42326945
Anonymous No.42326948 >>42326953 >>42326966 >>42328558 >>42331503
>>42323947 (OP)
No, ponies aren't food. And even though you make my cock hard, ponies aren't for sex either.
Anonymous No.42326953 >>42326960 >>42326965 >>42328558
>>42326948
Mares are purpose built for sex. They literally evolved to be as sexy as possible for males of predatory species so they'd get raped and become a fleshlight instead of getting killed and eaten.
Anonymous No.42326960 >>42326969
>>42326953
Glimmyflags imagine a very dark Equestria, I've noticed.
Anonymous No.42326965
>>42326953
unfffff
Anonymous No.42326966
>>42326948
>ponies aren't for sex either.
Not just wrong, but horrifically wrong.
Anonymous No.42326969 >>42329143
>>42326960
It's Canon bro, that's how pony off-shoot species like the Kirins came about.
Anonymous No.42326974 >>42327310 >>42327957
>>42326866
>Blind Anon
>Perverted mares love to give him "kisses" on the cheek
>They're just winking directly on his face and getting off to his obliviousness
Anonymous No.42327310
>>42326974
Unf.
Anonymous No.42327957 >>42328283
>>42326974
>Brown Anon
>Mares dump you in the trash because you dim their snowpity like cancer
Anonymous No.42328258
>>42323984
wtf Linky is not for eating
Anonymous No.42328283
>>42327957
Bit of a harsh reply, Anon. Is the SA a trigger for you?
Anonymous No.42328558
>>42326948
>>42326953
The fact of the matter is -- all animals are built for sex. If we weren't, we'd reproduce asexually. Now lift your tail and lets get to it.
Anonymous No.42329143
>>42326969
Spike was following in the footsteps of his ancestors this whole time.
Anonymous No.42330155
>>42325664
If your ancestors consumed equine flesh at any point in human history then you arent going to Equestria. The taint is genetic.
Anonymous No.42330370
>>42323947 (OP)
Nope, ponies eat humans.
Anonymous No.42330873
OP can't eat dicks on 9!
Anonymous No.42330888 >>42330894
>>42323972
Source? Barbie threads are constantly filled with shitposts attacking the content, that's why janny has to babysit. All anon said here was that op sucks cocks, that's the most basic reply to OP on the whole of 4channel. Are you brown by chance?
Anonymous No.42330894
>>42330888
Well you're half right, they're definitely filled with shitposts, but no content.
Anonymous No.42330899 >>42330916
>sunfag samefagging
Anonymous No.42330916 >>42330919
>>42330899
Hey OP you might be able to eat all those dicks now that pretendo showed up to help.
Anonymous No.42330919
>>42330916
>not even denying it
Anonymous No.42330930
>waah you're irrelevant
>keeps stalking me around the board
Anonymous No.42330932
>projection
Anonymous No.42330945 >>42330949
Ohp', looks like that one bit of work you forced them to do has them spent for the day!
Anonymous No.42330949 >>42330956
>>42330945
hey look, it's a pony thread
why aren't you posting your legendary content? you finally have a chance to shine
Anonymous No.42330956 >>42330964
>>42330949
Oh uh, check back in 5 hours when I make an 'unf' post, see, I'm taking inspiration from your great legendary content filled eqg threads.
Anonymous No.42330964 >>42330979
>>42330956
>taking inspiration
i thought they were spam for you?
that would sump up your entire time here
Anonymous No.42330979
>>42330964
I think you meant sum, try shitposting slower
>Oh wow u seized on a minor spelling error >:(
Yep.
Anonymous No.42330989
The trainee hates two things. Rudeness towards OP and not being catered to.
Know the faggot by his mark.
Anonymous No.42330993 >>42331001
yep, that should be enough posts
Anonymous No.42331001 >>42331004
>>42330993
For your autograph collection, I'm assuming.
Anonymous No.42331004
>>42331001
you'll see
Anonymous No.42331012
I'd show the flower trio the mods pet cocksucker who eats all the dicks lol.
Anonymous No.42331483
>>42323947 (OP)
Yes. We eat their ass
Anonymous No.42331493
>>42326644
They acted like prey animals. I think i recall the show Bible referring to this. Horses acting panicky and silly is very very accurate.
Anonymous No.42331503
>>42326948
>ponies aren't for sex either.
Well that's just a lie