>Humans e-eat ponies…?

>>42323947 (OP)
OP s-suck cocks...?

>>42323947 (OP)
Yes, in sexual and non-sexual ways.

>>42323947 (OP)
No, you misheard me. I said humans eat OUT ponies.
>*proceeds to slobber on those horseclams like it's the last thing I'll ever do*

>>42323952
How come you only post shit like this on pony threads and leave EQG alone?

>>42323972
>having a meltie over OP being a cock sucking faggot
Shitskin classic, go be an nigger somewhere else.

>>42323947 (OP)
Linky stew ingredients:
>2 pounds of Linky meat trimmed and cubed
>3 tablespoons all purpose flower
>half teaspoon of garlic powder
>half teaspoon black pepper
>3 tablespoons of olive oil
>1 onion chopped
>6 cups of any broth
>half a cup of red wine
>1 pound of potatoes peeled and cubed
>4 carrots cut into pieces
>4 ribs of celery cut into pieces
>3 tablespoons of tomato paste
>one sprig of rosemary
>2 tablespoons of cornstarch
>3/4 cup of peas
>2 tablespoons of water

>>42323982
Answer the question

>>42323947 (OP)

>>42323947 (OP)
Please sit on my face

>>42323982
>question not answered

>>42323947 (OP)
I eat pony ponuts.

>>42323947 (OP)
Yeah, they eat them out.

I'd lick a pony, maybe lightly nibble on. Anything more than that seems really mean.

>>42323947 (OP)
yes, i love eating mares. in the bed, kitchen, living room, and toilet

I miss the skittishness of early season ponies.

>>42326641
Bro is hungry.

>>42323952
Fpbp

proper way to eat a mare

>>42323952
>>42326757
soulless

>>42326796
>Whiteknighting for OP
How sweet, you can be fags together now.

>>42326805
>newfag doesn't know when to call OP a faggot

>>42326830
You sure like sucking OP's nuts alot.

I want to eat the Flower Trio... out.

>>42326836
You know they'd gossip about your technique the whole time.

>>42326838
Unf, cuties gossipping about me going down on them...

>>42326841
>Anonymous couldn't even find the clit.
>[hushed collective mares laughter]
>Shsshs! He's looking..

>>42326833
you sure like being new

>>42326852
Anon must be a blind retard because a mare's clit could easily be found. I mean, it winks on your face when they're aroused.

>>42326863
OP sucks and you swallow.

>>42326866
Well excuse me but I am blind! Or did you think those sunglasses are for swag?

>>42326868
post it again, we didn't get it the first time

>>42323947 (OP)
I eat mare ass, and i'm all out of gum.
>"Wha--"
You heard me, bitch.

>>42326883
All you need do is ask, miss.
OP's a fag, but you're a bigger fag.

>>42326887
nope, still not
one more time

>>42326887
>>42326868
>>42326833
Well, if that isn't the wannabe janitor.

>>42326889
No room service for babby?

>>42326895
no funny retort?

No nanny to sweep up the posts you take issue with, oh woe...
Defending OP the cocksucker no less..

>42326907
weak-ass trolling

>Crying over OP being called a fag
You were saying, 'weak-ass'?

>i posted the braindead meme! do i fit now!?

>>42326884
wait, where's the fart joke?

OP not beating the cock sucking faggot allegations

>>42326916
You're basically the guy who uses bots to insult barbiefags in every eqg thread except you waste your time doing it by hand

>Still crying over OP being a fag
Must've hit a nerve with the other fags..sad.
Go to bed already, peons.

>Call OP a fag
>Europe wakes back up
lmao

>>42326920
That comes when I'm eating their ponuts.

>>42326932
fair enough

>>42326931
you're still on this?

Just make a sticky with new rules already you trap fapping failures.

>>42326938
no need to

>>42323947 (OP)
Better eat 2 ponies.

>>42323947 (OP)
No, ponies aren't food. And even though you make my cock hard, ponies aren't for sex either.

>>42326948
Mares are purpose built for sex. They literally evolved to be as sexy as possible for males of predatory species so they'd get raped and become a fleshlight instead of getting killed and eaten.

>>42326953
Glimmyflags imagine a very dark Equestria, I've noticed.

>>42326953
unfffff

>>42326948
>ponies aren't for sex either.
Not just wrong, but horrifically wrong.

>>42326960
It's Canon bro, that's how pony off-shoot species like the Kirins came about.

>>42326866
>Blind Anon
>Perverted mares love to give him "kisses" on the cheek
>They're just winking directly on his face and getting off to his obliviousness

>>42326974
Unf.

>>42326974
>Brown Anon
>Mares dump you in the trash because you dim their snowpity like cancer

>>42323984
wtf Linky is not for eating

>>42327957
Bit of a harsh reply, Anon. Is the SA a trigger for you?

>>42326948
>>42326953
The fact of the matter is -- all animals are built for sex. If we weren't, we'd reproduce asexually. Now lift your tail and lets get to it.

>>42326969
Spike was following in the footsteps of his ancestors this whole time.

>>42325664
If your ancestors consumed equine flesh at any point in human history then you arent going to Equestria. The taint is genetic.

>>42323947 (OP)
Nope, ponies eat humans.

OP can't eat dicks on 9!

>>42323972
Source? Barbie threads are constantly filled with shitposts attacking the content, that's why janny has to babysit. All anon said here was that op sucks cocks, that's the most basic reply to OP on the whole of 4channel. Are you brown by chance?

>>42330888
Well you're half right, they're definitely filled with shitposts, but no content.

>sunfag samefagging

>>42330899
Hey OP you might be able to eat all those dicks now that pretendo showed up to help.

>>42330916
>not even denying it

>waah you're irrelevant
>keeps stalking me around the board

>projection

Ohp', looks like that one bit of work you forced them to do has them spent for the day!

>>42330945
hey look, it's a pony thread
why aren't you posting your legendary content? you finally have a chance to shine

>>42330949
Oh uh, check back in 5 hours when I make an 'unf' post, see, I'm taking inspiration from your great legendary content filled eqg threads.

>>42330956
>taking inspiration
i thought they were spam for you?
that would sump up your entire time here

>>42330964
I think you meant sum, try shitposting slower
>Oh wow u seized on a minor spelling error >:(
Yep.

The trainee hates two things. Rudeness towards OP and not being catered to.
Know the faggot by his mark.

yep, that should be enough posts

>>42330993
For your autograph collection, I'm assuming.

>>42331001
you'll see

I'd show the flower trio the mods pet cocksucker who eats all the dicks lol.

>>42323947 (OP)
Yes. We eat their ass

>>42326644
They acted like prey animals. I think i recall the show Bible referring to this. Horses acting panicky and silly is very very accurate.

>>42326948
>ponies aren't for sex either.
Well that's just a lie