Hot take - /mlp/ (#42327419) [Archived: 524 hours ago]

Anonymous692
7/5/2025, 6:46:35 PM No.42327419
IMG_2447
IMG_2447
md5: 2ecc2b57ae5f6479ab6e2836c83ac942🔍
What would be cool would be if Trixie…

Was British

Stayed evil (with her “Showmare” bit in “Boast Busters” being a facade)

Was a ponified version of Bellatrix Lestrange in terms of being unhinged and evil
Replies: >>42327731 >>42327997 >>42328072
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:01:17 PM No.42327731
>>42327419 (OP)
doesnt fit. there is no malice or traits for sadism. they wrote her to be a harmless bombastic buffoon, the great and powerful shit is nothing beyond a persona she uses for attention.nothing evil in there.
they should have made her an actual rival to twilight.
what they should have done is give us a reason to root against her, which they utterly failed at.
Replies: >>42327775 >>42327993
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:13:45 PM No.42327775
>>42327731
Imagine if the Magic Duel amulet had its own personality that would slowly corrupt Trixie over the course of several episodes, until eventually she would realize she was becoming a monster and start trying to get rid of it. That's the kind of antagonist Trixie could have totally been.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:06:45 PM No.42327993
>>42327731
It's not a persona, that's who she is, an arrogant cunt.
Replies: >>42328063
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:07:39 PM No.42327997
>>42327419 (OP)
Me own waifu...
A fookin' brit?!
Replies: >>42328116 >>42328231
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:24:08 PM No.42328063
>>42327993
I mean the part where she refers to herself in third person, is just an act she puts on for the stage.
but yeah, Trixie is an arrogant cunt, she's a very realistically believable female character. unlike twilight and all the other hyper competent mary sue feminist power fantasies.
Replies: >>42328092 >>42328215
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:26:18 PM No.42328072
>>42327419 (OP)
there is no ponert britland
Replies: >>42328077
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:27:21 PM No.42328077
>>42328072
Trottingham
Replies: >>42328105
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:33:12 PM No.42328092
>>42328063
>I mean the part where she refers to herself in third person, is just an act she puts on for the stage.
DYEWTS?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:37:37 PM No.42328105
>>42328077
i can't really find enough information on trottingham to make a proper judgement. i found it on the official equestria map and a few comic snippets where it's referenced, but no undeniable canonical proof that it is truly ponert britland.
Replies: >>42328124
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:41:54 PM No.42328116
>>42327997
I would love it.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:43:08 PM No.42328124
>>42328105
Pipsqueak is from Trottingham, watch the Nightmare Night episode with him
Replies: >>42328162
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:52:26 PM No.42328162
>>42328124
ok its ponert britland
Anonymous692
7/5/2025, 10:06:23 PM No.42328214
Here’s a scene that I wrote:


[Scene - Deep in the Everfree Forest at night. The moon hangs high. Candles form a ritual circle around Trixie, who levitates above the ground, Grogar’s Bell thrumming with power.]

*Tempest, Sunset, Rabastan, and other cultists chant in low, rhythmic tones. Snips and Snails stumble through the brush nearby, following what they think are fireworks.*

Snails: “Dude… you see that glow? That’s gotta be her! Trixie’s practicing new spells!”

Snips: “Yeah! C’mon, let’s go say hi! Maybe she’ll show us how to grow horns on frogs again!”

[They crash through the underbrush and come to a sudden halt.]

Snails: “Uh… Snips? Why is she floating? And… is that Sunset Shimmer setting stuff on fire?”

Snips: “W-wait… why’s that guy speaking snake? I don’t like this…”

[Trixie turns her head sharply, eyes glowing faintly, voice low and eldritch]

Trixie (in full Witch Mode): “Who dares interrupt the Rite of Searing Moons under the Eighth Phase? I should feed your bones to the roots."

[The Bell begins to hum. Snips starts to tremble. Snails’ knees wobble.]

Snips: “T-Trixie?! W-we’re sorry! We didn’t know it was, uh, a… thing!”

Snails: “We just thought you were makin’ fireworks again!”

[A beat. Then suddenly—Trixie’s posture shifts. Her voice goes bubbly and theatrical, as if nothing was wrong.]

Trixie (instantly flipping to “Showmare” persona): “Ohohoho! Silly colts! You’ve stumbled upon one of the Great and Powerful Trixie’s private rehearsals!”

[winks, steps away from glowing pentagram]

Trixie: “A magician never reveals her secrets, after all. You wouldn’t want to spoil the grand finale, would you?”

[The Bell vanishes into her cloak. Sunset quickly kicks dirt over the ritual sigil. Tempest glares silently.]

Snips: “Oh! Hahaha… rehearsal! Of course! We’ll, uh, just go back to town and let you get back to… your routine!”

Snails: “Yeah! Break a hoof or whatever!”

[Snips and Snails run off into the woods. Trixie exhales slowly, the smile melting away.]

Trixie [cold again, to her coven]: “Next time, seal the wards. I’d rather not turn those two into tree frogs unless I have to.”
Replies: >>42328498
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:06:37 PM No.42328215
>>42328063
>the part where she refers to herself in third person, is just an act she puts on for the stage
no it absolutely is not lol
that's who she is
Replies: >>42328247
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:10:23 PM No.42328231
>>42327997
Yeh but like a well spoken brit
Like Lara Croft or something
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:14:43 PM No.42328247
trixie hotbox
trixie hotbox
md5: 7de7519b74bc63f748f864c9229c1880🔍
>>42328215
Taking Boast Bursters and Magic Duel as examples, she uses the Great and Powerful Third Person when she's actively trying to impress ponies or uphold her persona, but drops it in more serious or personal contexts. It's a performative affectation.
Replies: >>42328267 >>42328303
Anonymous692
7/5/2025, 10:20:44 PM No.42328267
>>42328247
Hence why the “Showmare” but is a facade in my AU.
Anonymous692
7/5/2025, 10:36:22 PM No.42328303
>>42328247
Hence why the “Showmare” bit is a facade in my AU.
Replies: >>42328312 >>42328316 >>42328383
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:38:59 PM No.42328312
>>42328303
I saw your typo
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:40:08 PM No.42328316
>>42328303
Too bad it wasn't in canon, she could've been a really good character rather than an unlikable cunt.
Replies: >>42328329 >>42328484 >>42328500
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:44:06 PM No.42328329
trixie hayshake
trixie hayshake
md5: a87b926ecd7a377c903d3608ff39d41e🔍
>>42328316
Posts like this are why it's great to be a Trixie fan. You get a fresh bottle of tears to drink every time she gets brought up.
Replies: >>42328373 >>42328446
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:55:01 PM No.42328373
IMG_9035
IMG_9035
md5: 9d24fbadf08c57ef15d6e61f52bf8ce0🔍
>>42328329
Projection, you can't handle people disliking your (intentionally) unlikable shithorse.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:57:11 PM No.42328383
>>42328303
>particularly the "mare" part I imagine
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:11:39 PM No.42328446
IMG_9496
IMG_9496
md5: cf9d69c56e1f4317b15ed53e3057a069🔍
>>42328329
this is relevant again
surprisingly not everyone likes loser characters like trixie
Replies: >>42328595
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:19:03 PM No.42328484
>>42328316
I want you to stop calling my favorite character a cunt.
Replies: >>42328511
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:23:08 PM No.42328498
>>42328214
Do you have more
Replies: >>42329511
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:24:23 PM No.42328500
>>42328316
I want you to keep calling my favorite character a cunt.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:27:17 PM No.42328511
>>42328484
She had 9 seasons to prove she wasn't a cunt and failed. I'm sorry your favorite character is a cunt, I hope you find a better character someday.
Replies: >>42328578
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:43:08 PM No.42328578
>>42328511
What would have needed to happen for you to not say she's a horrible mare?
Replies: >>42328586
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:45:20 PM No.42328586
>>42328578
She would have needed to let me cum inside
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:47:38 PM No.42328595
>>42328446
Trixie doesnt need to be different or better. She can make me cum twice and thats all that matters.
Replies: >>42328613 >>42328639
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:51:07 PM No.42328613
>>42328595
Nonsense, nopony can cum twice!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:55:29 PM No.42328639
>>42328595
Is it really possible to do that, assuming you normally have a refractory period? I've never been able to. I wish Trixie could show me what that's like.
Trixie: "For my next trick, I'll make your refractory period disappear."
Replies: >>42328763
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:19:30 AM No.42328763
Untitled
Untitled
md5: c53fdd66d19db2a2b498367f2012dbbf🔍
>>42328639
>"For Trixie's next trick, she will make her marecock disappear! (in your anus)"
Anonymous692
7/6/2025, 3:27:22 AM No.42329511
>>42328498
I have a rewritten version of Trixie’s interaction with Twilight from “Magic Duel”. Wanna see it?