She receives your 4 wisdom teeth
You receive entrance to Equestria as a unicorn masterrace and you get to bang all of Colgate's friends.
Sounds good?

I want to be human though

>>42328137
>:O >:O >:O >:O >:( ....
*thinks*
Do you want to be a little girl like Meghan?

>>42328131 (OP)
You've got a deal!

Can I still enter if I had one of them removed already?

>>42328131 (OP)
>Take deal
>End up as himbo stallion in RGREquestria who keeps falling for the cheesiest oneliners due to your lack of wisdom

>>42328131 (OP)
I've had one removed and one never grew. Am I still good?

>>42328131 (OP)
Sorry, the Navy already took all of my wisdom teeth.

>>42328131 (OP)
I don't see a downside. Only complication is I'm not sure I have all four teeth.

>>42328131 (OP)
Please do not take my wisdom teeth I don't think I could survive getting any dumber

>>42328141
no, can't I just go like I am now?

>>42328330
... you want to be a little boy? you'll be young again!

>>42328387
hmmm, I could work with that

>>42328397
MMMmmmexcellent...

I already got my wisdom teeth removed, they were super impacted. Sorry Colgate! Also I wouldn't want to be a pony.

>>42328131 (OP)
Sorry Colgate, I already had my wisdom teeth removed surgically. They were growing sideways and impacting the rear molars.

>>42328153
Imagine taking the bait. They're trying to keep you out of equestria Anon

>>42261072

>>42328131 (OP)
crying, my wisdom teeth never developed, I'm a mutant

>>42328131 (OP)
The human dentist already took those.

I've got all four and they're in mint condition. Looks like I'm one of the only people in here who can pay the toll. See you in Equestria, toothlets. Oh, wait, no, I won't! Har-har!

>>42261072

>>42328131 (OP)
Sorry teeth brush mint horse, I already got those removed. After one got a cavity and snapped, I took the caution of removing them.
That was a month of pain I wouldn't wish on no one. And it was only one tooth!

>>42328131 (OP)
For that, I'll give you all the wisdom teeth in a 5 block radius

>>42328131 (OP)
I was born without wisdom teeth. Can I have another offer?

>>42328131 (OP)
>TFshit
No.

>>42329828
>Buy four of someone else's wisdom teeth
>As you bought them they belong to you
>They are YOUR four wisdom teeth
It's a simple solution anon, and far less painful.

>>42328131 (OP)
>TFkino
Yes.

>>42328131 (OP)
>as a unicorn masterrace stallion
fuck yeah

>>42328131 (OP)
I don’t have wisdom teeth, so I guess I’m already good in her book.

>>42328131 (OP)
They are already gone. But she can have any 4 except the front teeth.

>>42328131 (OP)
sure why not

>>42328131 (OP)
>get to bang all of Colgate's friends
B-But I want to bang Colgate

>It turns out that all of a horse's molars are the equivalent of a human's wisdom teeth, which you gave up
>You have no molars in your horse form and have to have your food liquefied before consumption

>>42328730
Assuming Equestria isn't Hell, there is no way I'm going to Equestria.

>>42331947
Equestria is heaven.

>>42328131 (OP)
ahh ok ill go

>>42331947
You're more than your past. Be the best and most equestrian you that you can be. That's all they ask.

>>42328131 (OP)
sure

>>42331927
ok, but where's the catch?

>>42334168
GIWTWM

>>42334168
where did u get this pic of me (im the one in the bottom) haha

>>42328131 (OP)
YES
YES
YES
YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF MY HUMAN TEETH COLGATE I WONT NEED THEM ANYMORE

>>42328131 (OP)
Will I get new teeth?

>>42335630
yes, unicorns always have new refreshing teeth!

>>42336434
thank god or err thank Celestia!

>>42334168
god DAMN unfffff

>>42331927
evil rainbow dash?!

>>42337181
Yes.

>>42328131 (OP)
Unicorn up boys! YEEHAW!

>>42328131 (OP)
why does she need wisdom teeth???

>>42338306
Wisdom.

>>42338311
What happens if she gets a bit too wise with all of that wisdom teeth?

>>42338473
Yakub.

>>42338566
>Yakub pony
That'd be cursed as shit.

>>42337660
Why is she so evil???

>>42339697
SHE REQUIRES THE WISDOM NONNY

>>42339928
All consuming Wisdom Pony? Don't they have enough bullshit to deal with in Equestria?

>>42328131 (OP)
Ehh sure why not

Brush your teeth or you'll have ugly yellow teeth which nopony likes!

>>42341062
You want me to brush it so you can steal my fuckin wisdom tooth, eh?

>>42261072

>>42329023
Not having them has to better than having them fuck your other teeth up. Either have them come in properly, or don't have them.

>>42328131 (OP)
No my wisdom teeth were very wise and slowly straightened up after I gave them a few years to figure it out

>>42328131 (OP)
What a good deal I'll take the offer

>>42328131 (OP)
Why is this pony named after a brand???

>>42342360
Toothpaste marketers playing the long game to ensure the fandom will viciously defend their brand name over the objectively cuter canon name

>>42342367
>some random Colgate employee slots in the company's name as the pony's name to advertise their brand
Devilish

>>42261072

>>42341062
I'll brush my teeth even more carefully for the beautiful mare

WATCH OUT COLGATE HAS A GUN AND SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!

>>42342367
this. Minuette is by far the cuter name

>>42342367
But Colgate is objectively the best toothpaste though

>>42343228
looks like the TF2 rocket launcher

>>42331927
I'll live on cum.

>>42328145
4 gets you unicorn breeding stock status.
3, and you are a run of the mill Pegasus.
2, and you are a mud pony, plus you ge signed up to the royal guard.
1, and you go to equestria but you stay human and celestia kicks you in the balls every morning.

>>42328387
seconding this, getting youth back and going to Equestria sounds pretty fucking cool

>>42342367
This.