Thread 42330665

>creates a public tax funded school to teach how to co-exist
>All ponies become segregated again, Kingdom crumbles apart and all the non-ponies mysteriously "dissappear" (pointing all that they possibly all got banished)
The fuck did Purple smart do?

>>42330665 (OP)
She tried to interfere with the natural order of things, which is ponies at the top and everything else far beneath them

>>42330665 (OP)
>That's right, Anonymous, my 'school of friendship' was actually a ruse to draw in the more unruly of Equestria's species, indoctrinate them to be subservient inferiors to ponykind, disband the school and do it again in the next town.
I kneel Princess Chadlight.

>>42330665 (OP)
>The fuck did Purple smart do?
she managed to unintentionally proof that forced racial integration results in a disaster

>>42330665 (OP)
Not canon

>>42330678
None of it’s canon, but in any reality where the first part is taken as canon, the rest is as well. Seasons 8 and 9 ONLY exist in a universe where G5 does as well.

>>42330680
Fuck off, Gollyschizo, nobody cares about your gay headcanons

>>42330680
The school is unfortunately canon to G4, but G5 isn't canon to G4.

>>42330686
No.

>>42330690
Incorrect. Only creators get to determine canon and Faust says it’s noncanon. Creators of G5 say school is canon to G5.

>>42330695
>Only creators get to say what is canon
>Unless it's the part where my filly waifu gets her comeuppance, in which case, not canon

>>42330698
Faust didn’t write that.

>>42330690
This

>>42330695
G5 staff have no say in G4 canon

>>42330698
>Only creators get to say what is canon
Make your own show

>>42330702
So Golly isn't canon to Equestria? At all?

>>42330705
>G5 staff have no say in G4 canon
They have say in their own canon, which they say G4 (including the non-canon seasons) is canon. Unfortunately for the G4 writers, after Season 2, none of them got to have any say in what was canon to their own show. Sucks to suck.

>>42330711
I have ideas for a few, but I probably will never be able to.

>>42330714
Faust would let her exist, in my opinion. But none of the story as we saw it is canon, no.

the guy above me sucks dicks

>>42330716
>Unfortunately for the G4 writers, after Season 2, none of them got to have any say in what was canon to their own show.
How? They, you know, wrote the show?

>>42330738
why arent you saying this on the EqG threads, transphobe?!

>>42330744
Even Haber said that his own writing wasn’t canon. His excuse was “canon doesn’t exist,” but Jim Miller said ANYTHING Faust says IS canon. This PROVES what I’m saying.

Also, it doesn’t matter if they wrote the show. They wrote something noncanon, just like any fanfic writer.

Also, it’s occurring to me that I’ve derailed yet another thread. This is legitimately unintentional. I just express my opinion and people seem to respond to them a lot. We can discuss my views on canon elsewhere, if you want.

I firmly believe that having Twilight in the OP spells bad luck for the thread

>>42330680
How will dog diddlers cope?

>>42330760
It's not your fault gollybrad

>>42330665 (OP)
She tried to end racism, but it can't be done. It's in out nature to fight for the top. It can't be shared. No one can truly coexist.

>>42330760
>banned for it's autismal spam
>hops on it's phone

>>42330825
He's always on his phone.

>>42330665 (OP)
It was all her long-con to get revenge on Celestia for all the shit she put her through.

>>42330678
fpbp
/thread

>>42330678
>Twicoping to the extreme

>>42331101
lol your generation is dead

>>42330665 (OP)
She tried to do another mare's job and failed miserably.

>>42330665 (OP)
Her best

>>42330665 (OP)
>“Anypony who believes in the notion of ‘pony supremacy’ needs to have a good, long chat with my friend, Philomena. And hope she doesn’t burn him to ashes for saying he’s better than her.”

>>42331209
I am going to have sex with Philomena from Friendship is Magic. I find the Phoenixes in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Princess casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Phoenix. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Phoenix.

Philomena and I go to the Everfree Forest to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Everfree Forest is the Phoenix’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Everfree Forest, Philomena let all the creatures know that we are just here for sex. The creatures will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Everfree Forest on sexual business. This includes the Dragons. However, the Dragon Ember thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of The Dragon Lord considering that I am having sex with a Phoenix. However, I have no interest in becoming a scalie.

>>42331223
I'm jealous >.<

>>42331209
>Anypony
Erm... yikes... that's exclusionary pony supremacist coded language, bigot

>>42331236
If my middle school was allowed to punish all of its male students for messes some of them made in the men’s room, Celestia is allowed to use this language for what she is trying to convey.