>>42331209I am going to have sex with Philomena from Friendship is Magic. I find the Phoenixes in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Princess casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Phoenix. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Phoenix.
Philomena and I go to the Everfree Forest to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Everfree Forest is the Phoenix’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Everfree Forest, Philomena let all the creatures know that we are just here for sex. The creatures will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Everfree Forest on sexual business. This includes the Dragons. However, the Dragon Ember thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of The Dragon Lord considering that I am having sex with a Phoenix. However, I have no interest in becoming a scalie.