Thread 42332181

If you aren't willing to exercise everyday to look good and healthy for the ponies of Equestria then you dont deserve them.

i exercise my prostate every day. does that count?

>>42332194
with what kind of weights

>>42332207
It's more a pressure thing than a weight thing.

>>42332209
You're too brown to understand

>>42332181 (OP)
No quantity or quality of exercise will make me look any less like the product of a torrid affair between Bill Gates and Mrs. Potato Head.

>>42332181 (OP)
>Exercise
My waifu isn't a meatheaded jock like Rainbow Trash, so I have no need to. I make sure to be a healthy weight and that's good enough for her.

>>42332181 (OP)
Excersise is a meme, and I'm going to be hermitmaxxing if I get to Equestria so it literally doesn't matter

>>42332181 (OP)
>Everyday
>OP fell for the brosplit meme

>>42332181 (OP)
Yep, I exercise everyday. One to two hours per day of hand-to-hand and weapons combat training. One hour per day swimming. And, doing tricks on rollerskates on the weekends.

>>42333073
Kill yourself wannabe tough guy

>>42332181 (OP)
Excuse me for being a little worn out. I spent all of last night fucking your mum.

>>42333084
No u.

>>42333072
>He doesn't know how important cardio is for properly plapping mares
NGMI.
>>42333084
>Gets this mad at an anon pointing out his routine
NGMI.

>>42332181 (OP)
Even at my peak a little pony could destroy me, so there's no reason to try.

>>42332181 (OP)
No they don't ponies will love me for who I am I don't need to be a stupid roided gymfag for them to love me

>>42332181 (OP)
I’m recovering from surgery, leave me alone butthole.

>>42332181 (OP)
I lifted for 4 months and gained minimal muscle (every other day using the routine in http://newbie-fitness.blogspot.com/2007/01/stripped-5x5.html?m=1 but 3x8 instead of 5x5)
I gave up shortly after I got a job because I don’t have the time to keep grinding my wheels and gaining nothing.

>>42334959
>He thinks he'll make gains in 4 months

Bunch of fat fucks making excuses ITT.

>>42333026
>I'll just coast, and that'll be good enough for my literal waifu
What a fag you are.

>>42335687
My waifu prefers me spending time with her, rather than with totally not gay muscle men.

>>42336092
>He wouldn't have a sweaty gym date with his waifu
Just say you hate ponies

>>42332181 (OP)
It's not that hard, just eat right and do maybe half an hour of actual exercise 5 days of the week. You don't need to be a bodybuilder.

This.

>>42333084
Why are you gay?
Not him but punching bag training and sparing with a partner not effraid to give you a little feel of what a ptsd military vet need to get out of his system is very, VERY good for body and soul.

>>42336740
You couldn't bust a grape.

>>42336787
Nah, but I can bust a nut

>>42332181 (OP)
Agreed.

>>42333141
>He doesn't know how important cardio is for properly plapping mares
Lasting hours and giving multiple rounds, probably with more than one mare is a must

>>42338402
>more than one mare
I don't like you.

>>42332181 (OP)
im gonna be a be a big harry fat guy around the ponies and theres nothing you can do to stop me

>>42338431
Some of them come in a package, you better be prepared for it

>>42338499
Herdfags are brown, so you don't go to Equestria

>>42338816
>Herdfags are brown
Wrong
>so you don't go to Equestria
Super-duper double wrong

Also, the fact that you would reject the offer if two mares wanted to have sex with you makes you extremely gay.

>>42338499
Those two are meanies. Not a chance they would be willing to share.

>>42339044
There's always a pack of mares that are not willing but wanting to share (You)r human cock, anon

>>42339351
They aren't the one.

>>42339354
then post the one lmao??

>>42339361
Not for you, sickly polygamist.

>>42339368
So you know a pack of mares that would shae my cock but you won't post it for me?

>>42339384
Dumb, smelly, ESL scum.

>>42339384
The one is for me and I am for her.

>>42339388
>>42339390
You sound mad. Probably the consequence of not enjoying constant threesomes with fine mares that are highly compatible between each other. Almost feel bad for you.

On workdays I take a walk during my lunchbreak then when I get home I do 160 reps of barbell lifting and 80 reps of dead lifting plus 40 reps of sit ups (I am awful at sit ups). On weekends I do an hour of cardio (used to be I took out my bike for two hour rides, but one of the tires got shredded and I've been putting off getting a replacement). That plus switching to zero sugar drinks and generally cutting back on food has gotten me down from 210 lb to 160. Still need to work on toning the general torso area

>>42339418
You and I both know that you are above this debaucherous behavior.

>>42339424
What's the argument for why polygamy is degenerate? Serious question.

>>42339430
Pair bonding.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of an Anonymous, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>>42334959
Maybe you didn't eat enough protein.

>>42332181 (OP)
You don’t know the difference between “everyday” and “every day.” Twilight will never fuck you.

>fitfags
>thread is full of degenerate polygamy shit
It's like you have an innate need to reinforce stereotypes.

Exercise on Earth is degeneracy. Ponies don’t want you prolonging your existence in this wretched prison universe of utter shit, they want you studying up on and learning all you can on the workings of the TRUE Equestria for when you migrate there in the afterlife. Don’t be healthy!

>>42339729
Based schizo

>>42339729
So then you should kill yourself, Gollypedo

>>42339421
>80 reps of dead lifting
lmao, what? If you're deadlifting so light that you can do 80 reps, you're doing it wrong. Even 25 reps would be on the lighter side.

>>42332181 (OP)
my marewife would appreciate me working on my arms and doing more general things like sit ups, push ups, and jogging and it would be A OK :-)

>>42339729
>death cultist
>just die bro

>>42339729
Most retarded post of all time

>>42332181 (OP)
Fake and gay. They're all canonically sluts for Anon. You just have to sit through a bit of flirtatious ridicule if you want Dash or Applejack.

>>42340833
He's right though. There's nothing for you here on Earth and fitfags secretly believe they can get a normie girlfriend if they work out. They're the kind that started massively simping when a (real) female posted to this board, having no trouble shedding all love for mares as long as they can get just a whiff of pussy.

Ya'll should watch Pony Runs by Clipper Anon
https://youtu.be/usiDMgjuvD0?si=pNvfABevcOkOO_QV

I did a run to this yesterday and it was fire! I was so focused with Fluttershy guiding me!