This is a party driven CYOA! Anyone can join at any time, either by taking control of an abandoned character or by inserting their own.
If you want a character to be added, post an image of them (they can be whatever you want) and tell me their stats:
Strength: from 0-5
Speed: from 0-5
Friendship: from 0-5
You have 10 points to distribute and can have 1 special trait of your choice. I will choose a fitting starting item for you.

Thread 1: >>42196457 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42196457
Thread 2: >>42252881 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42252881

>>42334325 (OP)
Party status report:
>JC Denton: 55 health
>Traits: cyber enhancements - roll bonus if action involves a current cyber upgrade (no current upgrade)
>Strength: 5 Speed: 4 Friendship: 1
>Items: stun prod

>Bon Done: 100 health, missing ear
>Traits: done with your shit - defense boost, overdose-induced clairvoyance
>Strength: 5 Speed: 2 Friendship: 3
>Items: seapony crown, shotgun (4 shells), CHEEZ YUMZ

>Lostget: 85 health
>Traits: thunder assclap - special attack which deals AoE and stun
>Strength: 5 Speed: 0 Friendship: 5
>Items: 10 piece mcnumget

>Phil: 75 health, severely dehydrated, delirious
>Traits: selective hearing - advantage on wisdom saves, stapled on wings
>Strength: 4 Speed: 2 Friendship: 4
>Items: tub of horn polish (1/3 full), sponge (dry)

>Pennsy: 75 health, leaky boiler
>Traits: automaton - high resistance to physical attacks but vulnerability to certain environmental damage and loss of fuel or water, can not use normal healing items
>Strength: 5 Speed: 3 Friendship: 2
>Items: lump of coal

>Wheely: 75 health
>Traits: RX set - +1 speed in open areas and corridors, -1 speed in confined spaces
>Strength: 2 Speed: 5 Friendship: 3
>Items: car jack, bacon soda

>Horse: 60 health
>Traits: voracious - will eat anything, food items heal more
>Strength: 3 Speed: 3 Friendship: 4
>Items: red ribbon

>Sneedbeam: 85 health
>Traits: sneed vision - can spot a city slicker or city slicker accessory from miles away, fancy mathematics
>Strength: 3 Speed: 3 Friendship: 3
>Items: 44 magnum (6 rounds), pipe (1/2 full of tobacco), Long Wang's Reconstituted Horse Paste

>Dark Flame: 70 health
>Traits: tragic backstory - a tale that can move all but the most blackhearted foes
>Strength: 5 Speed: 5 Friendship: 0
>Items: flaming quill of Donut Steel - can draw things into reality (no more ink)

>Flashkun: 85 health
>Traits: modern bard - his music will add a bonus to any rolls by characters in earshot
>Strength: 1 Speed: 5 Friendship: 4
>Items: electric guitar

>Total bits: 0
>Shared inventory: bone flute, cum jar

>>42334331
and where we left off last time

>>42334348
So how many jannies are still up, two? I say the whole squad charges them in a pincer move.

>>42334554
yeah it's just the two

>>42334650
Then let's fuck them up, gang.

Pennsy is gonna stick close to darkflame until they can fix her up properly, so I guess the two of them will be working together for now

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42335108

>>42334554
>>42335778
Bon Done motions for Derpy to shot firing. She pumps her shotgun, climbs over the sandbags, and gallops in the direction of the janny entrenchment.
The grey janny manages to land a few more hits on Horse and Flashkun before running out of ammo. Flashkuns buffing effect only protects horse. He flees in the direction of JC Denton, hoping to scale the pile of rubble.
Horse tramples the white janny and bites his ear, dragging him along as Flashkun directs Horse to turn back around and chase the fleeing janny.
Bon Done fires at the fleeing janny, hitting his arm.
>10 damage applied to Horse
>20 damage applied to Flashkun
>40 damage applied to white janny (out of 50 total)
>20 damage applied to grey janny (out of 50 total)

FUCK EM UP HORSE

>>42334325 (OP)
We're so back bros

>>42335962
Denton sucker punches the fleeing janny when he tries to pass.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d20)

>>42336015
>>42336471

>>42336643
>two 1s
that's 1 in 400
Horse charges the grey janny but trips on the rubble and drops Flash roughly onto his back. JC Denton tries to land a haymaker on the passing grey janny but misses entirely. Horse scrambles back up and gallops after him, unfortunately it tramples over Flash and JC Denton on the way. The white janny gets back up and aims his rifle at JC Denton.
>15 damage applied to JC Denton
>15 damage applied to Flash

>>42336674
The grey janny sprints over the hill of rubble and past Dark Flame and Pennsy. Horse follows far behind.

>>42334348
Can Sneed check what's in barrels? Maybe there is some water for Phil or maybe gas to blow up jannies?

>>42336714
Sneedbeam taps the purple barrel with her hoof - there is a hollow reverberation.
She taps the red barrel - the sound is deadened. She experimentally shoves the red barrel, it barely budges and she can hear the sloshing of liquid inside.

>>42336737
Can she open barrel and smell it? I think she could identify it since she lives on a farm.

>>42336742
Sneedbeam opens the cap on the top of the barrel, there's no odor.

>>42336748
Phil is going for a bath then.

>>42336806
Sneedbeam spins around and bucks the red barrel over. Gallons of water spill all over Phil and the floor around him. Phil groans and his eyes flutter open. He licks his lips and rolls around in the water, basking in the hydration. He takes out his sponge and soaks up some of the puddle for later use. Phil's remote sparks and smokes in the puddle of water.

>>42336856
Yay, now we wait for Philanon to come. I could check the van meanwhile.

>>42336695
Ah shit, here we go again, Pennsy picks up another chunk of rubble and takes aim...

Is Dark Flame stuck to Pennsy now?

>>42336920
I'm back now, been catching up on everything from the last few days
Thanks to whoever's been keeping him alive

>>42337400
I guess it depends on how good she is with multitasking?

Speaking of Pennsy though, if the party can find some spare nuts and bolts around, she could use those to plug the holes until they have the supplies for a proper boiler repair.

>>42337528
Maybe some parts from Phil's now-broken remote could help temporarily patch the holes?

>>42338104
Maybe?

>>42338104
If I had tools I could just weld barrel into Pennsy's body.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42336920
Sneedbeam climbs into the back of the van and looks around, it's empty. She hops back out and circles around and rears up to look into the driver side window. There are keys in the ignition and some empty beer cans under the seats. She tries the door, it's unlocked.
>>42336972
rolling

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>42337528
also rolling for finding suitable scrap

>>42339183
>>42339186
Pennsy kicks up another chunk of concrete like a soccer ball and bucks it into the back of the fleeing janny's head. Once again, the janny's head explodes in gore.
>40 damage applied to fleeing janny (dead)
Dark Flame looks around the rubble for something to plug Pennsy with. She finds two rusty bolts and gets to work repairing her friend. Dark Flame screws the bolts into both of the bullet holes in Pennsy's boiler. One of the bolts shakes from the pressure and suddenly pops off of the boiler, reopening the hole and zipping right into Dark Flame's horn, cancelling her magic for a moment. By the time she manages to recast the sealing spell, Pennsy has lost even more of her boiler's water.
>5 damage applied to Pennsy
>5 damage applied to Dark Flame

>>42339249
Let's get to the marehole to find the gang.

bump

>>42339296
Seconding, let's gather around, heal up and talk next steps. Bon should tell everyone what Milky and Tracy asked her to do.

>>42339737

>>42339742
Does milky's milk count as a healing item

>>42339249
Pennsy is very sorry about the bonk to Dark's horn :(

>>42339296
>>42339742
Derpy's minigun spins up and blasts the white janny holding JC Denton up.
>50 damage applied to white janny (dead)
The rest of the party makes its way to the garage. They rest a bit and use their healing items:
>Lostget eats 10 piece mcnumget (now at 100 health)
>Pennsy places lump of coal into her firebox (now at 100 health)
>Wheely drinks bacon soda (now at 85 health)
>Sneedbeam chews Long Wang's Reconstituted Horse Paste (now at 90 health, +new item, wad of chewed gum)
Bon Done tells the rest about the task she was given. Derpy looks a bit conflicted.
>"Umm... Milky told me that I should be scru-sc-uh scrutinous but if you guys are Bon's friends I guess I can trust you. You can use the van if you want. I have to go find Tracy."

Thursday!
Strength: 0
Speed: 5
Friendship: 5
Items: Sunflowers, sunflower seeds
Trait: Can only exist on Thursdays!

>>42342044
>Can only exist on Thursdays!
interesting
do you mean that you'll only give commands on thursdays or something else?

>>42339737

>>42342431
You should suggest actions instead of just bumpin!
>>42341803
Let's pack everyone into the van and hit the road.

>>42342055
Yeah, like that.

>>42342607
Alright. I think the best way to go about that would be when you post for Thursday to do something I'll have her appear out of nowhere and then when you decide to stop posting for the night you can say so in your post and I'll just have her walk around a corner or something and disappear g-man style.

>>42342867
I think she could materialize out of thin air whenever Thursday happens from 00:01 till 23:59. Like she is cursed to only exist when there is Thursday. Maybe she could even do some telefrags with that it would be funny maybe she also can regen while she has not appeared.

>>42342546

>>42343311
Driving the van, Phil spots a pony waving a foam hitchhiker's thumb under a street lamp. He slows to a stop next to the pony and rolls down his window.

Pennsy lies down in the back of the van, letting her fire grow dim, taking it slow with her chunk of coal so she can enjoy it for longer. The lower pressures meant less work for Darkflame's magic, too.
It made for a lower center of gravity too, in case they needed to do any evasive maneuvers in the van.

>>42343311
time for vehicular mareslaughter

>>42344277
is thursday anon dead

>>42343311
"Um Phil where are we going?"
>HRDRD kek

>>42343313
Cute hitchhiker? Score. Pick her up.

>>42343351
>>42345608
Phil waves at the mare and points to the back of the van. She opens the door and sees the party crammed in the back.
>"Got room for one more?"

...

Phil drives in the direction of the board's gate but makes sure to stay close behind rubble cover while doing so. This has the inadverted effect of the van getting jostled around every few seconds whenever a rock or boulder gets under the tires. The van surely wasn't intended for offroading. Wheely rolls back and forth from the rocking, gently hitting the sides of the van each time. Pennsy lays down to make the van more controllable, she yawns and slowly savours the lump of coal in her firebox. The hitchhiker introduces herself to the party, her name is Thursday.
After a particularly large bump, Thursday looks down at her watch. She cryptically tells the party that she'll see them again soon.

>>42343351
>>42345608
Phil waves at the mare and points to the back of the van. She opens the door and sees the party crammed in the back.
>"Got room for one more?"

...

Phil drives in the direction of the board's gate but makes sure to stay close behind tall rubble while doing so. This has the inadverted effect of the van getting jostled around every few seconds whenever a rock or boulder gets under the tires. The van surely wasn't intended for offroading. Wheely rolls back and forth from the rocking, gently hitting the sides of the van each time. Pennsy lays down to make the van more controllable, she yawns and slowly savours the lump of coal in her firebox. The hitchhiker introduces herself to the party, her name is Thursday.
After a particularly large bump, Thursday looks down at her watch. She cryptically tells the party that she'll see them again soon.

Phil stops behind a mound of rubble at the edge of the road leading to the board's gate. There is a janny in a watchtower right behind the rubble who has not noticed the van. Sneedbeam peeks her head out of the window and around the rubble. She spots many jannies marching along the road, they are probably heading for Milky's compound. In a few minutes they'll pass the rubble and the party will certainly be spotted then. Right before the gate there is a hut, it presumably contains the gate controls.

>10

>>42346517
No and fuck you that's final.

>>42346524
>nohooves
just let this thread die, it was already a literalwho circlejerk CYOA nobody could keep up with. This is better off continued offboard

>>42345862
Pick whoever might have the highest sneak skill to knock out the watchtower janny, everyone else should hide.

>>42346544
shut up you miserable faggot, this thread is fun

>>42345862
Oh celestia oh fuck not more jannies

>>42345854
goodbye thursday :(

>>42345862
That gate is fuckhuge
>>42346549
This. What stat helps with stealth?

>>42342044
I love the spiral eyes. Weird that Thursday is the jovial one of the set given that most people dislike the day because "it's not quite friday yet"

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42346549
>>42348340
rolling for taking out the janny in the watchtower

>>42350014
JC Denton hops out of the back of the van and quietly scales the guard tower. He grabs the janny by the shoulder and pulls him over the edge. The janny hits the ground hard. Looking down, JC determines that he snapped his neck on the impact.

>>42350195
Anything useful in the guard tower? If there's a radio, we could try to send em all on a wild goose chase

>>42350620
There's a spotlight mounted under the roof of the tower. It's on a swivel and the switch is currently on the off position.

>>42350657
Epico, I'm not denton anon tho so it's up to him what he does

>>42350660
Denton Anon bailed a while ago I believe.

>>42350676
oh :(

Blinding the jannies with it sounds like a dumb idea, but I'm not so sure what else it would be good for. Maybe shining it way off in the distance to see if they leave to investigate?

>>42350657
Point the spotlight far away, flail the dead janny around in the tower and say
>Holy shit guys someone just disrespected EQG over there
in a dumb voice.

>>42350715
"Hurry! They have a gasoline soaked sunset shimmer body pillow and a lit match!"

>>42334325 (OP)
I think you should do a small recap of what happened last thread so everyone can catch up.

Maybe we shold take the jannies clothes?
If we encounter new ones we can just pretend we are one of them.

>>42350919
Thread 1:
>the party starts in mom's basement and battles possessed rainbow dash dakimakura
>she pleads for mercy at low health and joins to the party
>the party calls mom and gets some cash
>they buy stuff at spooky's shop
>they make their way to the beach, where they meet sneedbeam and sail to the seaponies
>the party battles the seaponies
>possessed dakimakura is killed in the process
>dark flame joins the party after the party comes back to shore
>the party makes their way to the griffon village
>they enter a trapped hut and escape a dancing competition by blowing up the joint
>they are introduced to aryanne blob
>they walk to to the merchants

Thread 2:
>the party kills the merchants and disables the penny pincher 6000
>wheely fails to capture dj vinylberg who held them hostage in the hut
>the party walks to larson's house and are let in after buying his book
>they sleep and in the morning go into larson's basement to look for a key
>they trash the place and wheely is sent flying, she spots larson coming back
>flashkun is introduced
>larson comes back and is stung by a beehive that wheely ran into
>he goes into anaphylactic shock and is driven to the hospital, where the entire party is healed
>the party buys stuff at spooky's shop
>they head off of the catalog and to the gate of /mlp/
>bon done is pulled into a manhole and interrogated by ponies lead by milky operating a smuggling ring to get ponies out of /mlp/ despite gr15
>she is given explosives and is told to destroy the gate's controls so the van can escape
>pennsy, in trying to shake some items out of a vending machine, pulls the pin out of a grenade inside and blows a hole in the wall of milky's complex
>jannies breach the complex and hold some of the party at gunpoint
>the jannies are killed
>lostget gets stuck in a vent
>the party shoots a bunch more jannies and enters the garage with the van

>>42350715
>>42350750
>>42350924
JC Denton hauls the janny back up and props him against the side of the guard tower. He flicks the spotlight on after pointing the beam a long distance from the road. Trying his best to speak in the lisp of a limp-wristed gay bottom, he calls out that Equestria Girls merch is being desecrated by a group of trespassers, he waves arms of the janny for dramatic effect.
A janny in the front of the others, who is well acquanted with the flamboyance of his men and so was fooled completely by Denton's acting, nods and directs half of the marching jannies to follow him in the beam's direction away from the road.
Denton then strips the janny of his uniform and climbs back down to the van. Who should wear it?
i promise i'm moving on from dark environments very soon

>>42351110
It would be so funny if horse wore the outfit and somehow had good enough disguise rolls to actually pull it off

>>42351466
Seconding, put it on Horse.
>>42351110
When half the jannies are gone, we can attack the rest while Horse distracts them with his disguise. Did we actually buy that skelly summoning flute?

>>42351881
If you need some distraction Sneedbeam could do it.
Sneedbeam walks to the side away from the gang and just says "sneed" then runs away.

>>42352114
Good lord what happened there

safety bump cause retards b spammin

>>42352402
aurora borealis

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42351466
>>42351881
Rolling for the disguise working.
I'll roll again for the attack afterwards so there's more context for you guys to work out the specifics of how you want to approach it.
>Did we actually buy that skelly summoning flute?
Yes

>>42353107
>4
Oh no

>>42353107
Then use the flute during the attack.

Horse, with the help of the others and some stretching and tearing, dons themself in the janny's uniform. Everyone else goes into the back of the van while Horse drives it slowly up to the marching jannies.
A janny waves at Horse to stop the van. Horse does so and rolls down the window.
>"What are you doing in that van, soldier?! That is not an authorized vehicle!"
The janny cuts himself off and does a double take when he looks at Horse again.
>"And where is your janitor badge?! Get out of the van right now and give me 50!"
Horse just stays still and stares at the janny.
>"THAT'S AN ORDER! I'm giving you five seconds to explain to me why you're driving an unauthorized vehicle and disobeying my orders before I tear your ass off of that driver's seat and punt it into orbit!"
Horse gulps and moves their jaw a little. They're no Mr. Ed so when they try to talk all that comes out is a little whinny.
The janny recoils and his eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets. He aims his smg at Horse and glances at the other jannies who have gathered around the van.

>>42353468
Get em boys!

>>42353468
does horse even know how to drive?

>>42354444
he learned under the tutelage of ham morris

I will go ojt from behind hide somewhere nearby and make a loud noise with my guitar to give the janny a shock for a suprise attack.

>>42354527
Oh shit those jannies don't stand a chance

bump

>>42354444
It's not called horsepower for nothing

>>42355583

Wheels will shake her head. What happened to Pennsy? And, are those guns back there? Damn, can't have jack in Detrot- Pennsy and the jack! No maybe later, wait, it is later. How long has it been? Doesn't matter, it's worth to let it go for her, even if there's no coming back this time.
After the fight, and now after car stopped, she'll disassemble the jack to heal Pennsy with the parts and bolts.
Finally back to herself, she'll spend the whole turn making sure to use the right size bolts to plug it once and for all, as well as springs so the pressure cant just bump them away, though she'll need the cork locks on the inside for a proper hold, and the heat... no, no doublethinking. Do it for her.

>>42356437

>>42355654
oh damn you right
>>42356566
Aww wheels doesn't have to disassemble her jack just for pennsy, they'll probably find something!

Rolled 15, 10 = 25 (2d20)

>>42353360
>>42354586

Right before the janny near the van pulls the trigger, an single ethereal note rings out from the back of the van. Slowly, an eerie tune fills the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR65v4fDqOc
The jannies lower their weapons and stand in awe.
The back of the van slowly opens and most of the party climbs out. Phil is holding the bone flute in his magic. For a moment, there is a standstill.
>"That music... So soothing. It's the notes he's not playing."
Flashkun dives out of the van and slides on his knees, shredding on his guitar. The floor in 4 spots around the road bulges up, and the skeletons of ponies who had once tried to escape /mlp/ rise from the ground, one holding drums, another, bagpipes. The music intensifies: Think of a mixture between https://youtu.be/RIqC88DUqIw?t=37 and https://youtu.be/QApRqPeqG7U?t=115 all rolls get a bonus of 5!


>>42356566
Sneedbeam still has a wad of gum, that might work

bump

>>42358473
Geez, where is everyone?
Let's kick this shit off. Bon starts blasting.

bump bump sugar lump rump

You guys know anyone can just play any character they want, right? Nobody cares, just do funny shit.

>>42358473
Pennsy looks for something to throw at a janny, but... damn! no convenient chunks of rubble!
She'll wait for an opening instead, where she can attack a janny without getting shot (again)...

>>42359247
I just got home, I made the early wheely comment on a train after finding it liv again

>>42357725
And I mean, if it's nuts and bolts she needed, better to keep another alive.
>Tfw sneed beam is sneeding the sneeder

>>42358473
Wheels will run away, honking as she goes She has a plan

Rolled 18, 18, 11 = 47 (3d20)

>>42359247
>>42360579
>>42360837

>>42360579
Lostget rears her hind quarters up, aims her bodacious booty at the jannys, and releases another, thunderous ass clap from her thick cheek.
KRAKATOA

>>42362420
>>42360293
Woops, meant to reply to (you)

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42362420

>>42362448

>>42362448
Bon Done, propping the gun on the floor with her hooves, fires a double-shot at the nearest janny. He is blown backwards onto the ground.
>40 damage applied to grey janny 1 (out of 50 health total)
Another janny fires their shotgun at Bon Done but misses completely, the buckshot impacting the road behind her.
Lostget spins so her ass is facing one of the jannies, but no matter how hard she tries she can't get a fart out.
Wheely spins up her wheels and zooms between the two jannies on the right, unfortunately she bonks the armored shins of the white one, dazing her. The white janny spins in place a little but is unharmed. Both of them turn to aim at Wheely, who is still zipping away.
>8 damage applied to Wheely
Pennsy takes the opportunity to sneak up behind the jannies that Wheely drove past.

>>42362475
Whoa, 16 (with the bonus) wasn't enough for Wheely to pass?

>>42362478
She did pass, she just got a little knocked around.

>>42362448
>1
COMEDY
GOLD

>>42362475
Time for a steam-powered KICK!

>>42362475
Bon follows up with a sick flying kick at one janny while firing at the other one

>>42362475
Sneedbeam tries to shoot some jannies near Wheely while Bon deals with others.

Rolled 7, 18, 3 = 28 (3d20)

>>42363038
>>42363045
>>42363313

>>42363383
>7

As Wheely drives out of sight, Pennsy shifts her weight onto her forehooves to deliver a kick to legs of the janny she's standing behind. The loss of steam has weakened the force she can apply, though.
>10 damage applied to grey janny 2 (now at 40 health)
As Bon Done leaps up and spins in the air, the shotgun-wielding janny fires twice but the pellets fly just behind her trajectory. As her rear hooves make contact with one of the janny's face she fires her shotgun once, hitting the thigh of the shotgun wielding janny.
>12 damage applied to grey janny 3 (now at 38 health)
>25 damage applied to shotgun wielding janny (now at 25 health)
Sneedbeam quickdraws and fires once at the white janny. The bullet misses completely and the white janny responds with a shot to the forehoof.
>20 damage applied to Sneedbeam

>>42363547
Shake my baka my ass these skeletons ain't do shit

>>42363579
i was waiting for phil anon. although with what i said about the skeletons earlier it would make more sense for them to act on their own

bump

fast board today

>>42363596
I /do/ wonder what kind of orders he would give them

>>42363596
I would assume he'd tell the drum and bagpipe skele to play a morale/strength boosting song, have the knife one stab someone in the genitals, and the dapper bloke wearing a hat would maybe cast a healing spell? (Possibly a unicorn?)

>>42363547
Seems everyone's forgotten Horse. He joins the melee with Bon and tries to trample a janny.

>>42366266
>Everyone's forgotten horse
More like horseAnon abandoned her...

>>42366266
Horse is still driving the van, so it's vehicular jannyslaughter time!

>>42367055
seconded

Rolled 4, 20 = 24 (2d20)

>>42365556
>>42366078
I'll just have them do some random stuff to help the party, first roll determines how well they go about it.
>>42367055
Second roll for this.

>>42367584
Horse about to go GTA mode on these suckers

After a few failed starts, Phil settles on a tune to inspire the skeleponies to fight valiantly against the jannies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiAGwKw1kRc
Unfortunately, his selective hearing prevents him from realizing how shit the music is.
Two of the skeleponies are so annoyed by the music that they walk away from the jannies entirely and push over Pennsy. They rythmically hop up and down on her boiler while playing their instruments in the hope of drowning out Phil's flute playing. The janny whose leg was kicked by Pennsy watches in amusement.
Before another one of the skeleponies can join them the axe-wielding skelepony back of their head, pointing to the white janny. One leaps onto the janny's rifle and tugs while the other swings at his legs. The janny fires in panic and bullets fly everywhere as his arms are tugged every which way. The other skelepony swings once... miss! Another time... miss! Once more from side to side... the janny steps back for a moment and the blade swings around, spinning the skelepony around with it.

Horse shifts into reverse and steps on the gas, swinging around into the group of jannies on the left. The momentum swings the rear end of the car into the air, but not before crushing the shotgun janny under one the wheels and impacting grey janny 3. Luckily, Horse's excellent driving skills leave the party completely unharmed by this maneuver.

>60 damage applied to shotgun janny (dead)
>30 damage applied to grey janny 3 (now at 8 health)

>>42368021
>axe-wielding skelepony slaps the back of their head*

>>42368021
>Pennsy

>>42368021
Hope Wheely player comes back soon to tell us this brilliant plan cause the fight's almost done.
Bon fires on the janny closest to Pennsy.

>>42368614
Ye it was meant to be one turn delay, maybe she shouldn't have gone so far for the surprise effect

>>42368021
Seeing the desert all around, Wheely ran out to find a softer area, trying to get a small sandstorm started or a dust devil, being a pegasus and all, even if she doesn't have as much finesse with cloud making, maybe driving in circles for a with her wheels throwing dust up for extra sand density, as well as angling her wings just right, she could drive the uplift generated from under her wings to further push the thrown up sand in a storm.
After a bit, feeling the wind become more malleable to her will, she'll do a few passes to make sure it would follow her along, before coming right back at the party fight, driving towards the jannies and attempting to miss the party
Not only that, but if enough of the sandstorm is following her to actually make it a success, she won't stop after picking up these jannies, driving straight past and forwards, hoping to pick up the next post and any jannies in the blasted way to make for a clear way ahead for everyone else
I can't wait for the 1, mare stuck in a sand pit.

>>42334325 (OP)
>Larson's house is right next to the portal
>still chose to backtrack
I admire the dedication

Rolled 11, 12 = 23 (2d20)

>Thursday didn't appear this Thursday

>>42368614
>>42369006
rollan

Pennsy tries to hum along with the skeleponies, once she realizes her heated body doesn't really hurt them. She doesn't want to shove them off, that'd be risking making them genuinely mad at her.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42369837

In the distance up the road there is the sound of klaxons sounding up. Giant red lights spin around their origin on the wall next to gate. The attachment of jannies that was diverted off to the side of the road turns around and starts jogging back towards to the road and gate. Jannies in the watchtowers climb down and join them. In the distance down the road back to the catalog, a speck barely recognizable as a large vehicle slowly grows. Looking back at the hut housing the gate controls, there are only three jannies standing watch, most of them left in the excursion to Milky's complex.

As Bon Done fires directly into the janny's chest, he also fires, two of the smg bullets striking the shotgun and one igniting the shell inside of the magazine and blowing the gun up in Bon's face.
>30 damage applied to grey janny 2 (now at 10 health)
>20 damage applied to Bon Done

Wheely finds a more sandy portion of the board floor and makes donuts until a vortex forms around her. As she flies alongside it to determine its course, she veers too close and is sucked in. The dust devil veers off course and misses the jannies near the party completely. Wheely is thrown onto the ground and the dust devil continues on a path directly to the three jannies standing watch at the gate control hut.
>10 damage applied to Wheely

Pennsy hums along with the tune the skeleponies are making. One of the skeleponies stops, blinks a few times rapidly as if struck by inspiration, and hops off of Pennsy. Then they grab some of Pennsy mane, pull it taut, and start plucking it.

if ur reading this ur a faget

>>42369924
Pennsy's hair actually seems like it would make for a pretty good instrument string... And to think, a discovery first made by a magical skelepony, because who would think to try a trainmare's hair for music?

>>42369924
Bon flies into a rage and starts beating the janny who fired with the pieces of the broken shotgun