>Hello Anon’s parents. You might be wondering why I summoned you here against your will, far away from your comfy home. You may be wondering why magic ponies can talk. Well I’m going to tell you. You see your son over there? Your pride and joy? He likes ponies. Scratch that he really, really loves ponies. All the love hes ever felt for you belongs to us now. We have replaced you and theres nothing you can do to change it. Hes marrying a pony too and is probably going to have several foals with her. So before I return you both just remember that hes happier here with us. You could stay too but you both look so content to stay back in that other world. Goodbye Anon’s parents it was a pleasure to see you.

>>42336630 (OP)
My parents would be probably busy bickering with each other to even notice Twi. They also don't know even a small speck of English so it's not like hey would understand anything but me standing together with my mare bride.
>All the love hes ever felt for you belongs to us now. We have replaced you and theres nothing you can do to change it.
Oh, it's so much more than replacing them.
I want to call mares Mommies because I am a mommydom fetishist.

what an odd fetish you have anon, Next time keep it to yourself (you) faggot

>>42336630 (OP)
Uhh. K.

My parents have been dead for years. So, Twiggy Shiggy Diggy does Necromancy? Cool.

>>42336630 (OP)
>Anon sees his dad for the first time in his entire life and has to explain why he fell deeply in love with Pinkie Pie

>>42336630 (OP)
>Anons parents "this is a twilight slide thread"

>>42336810
Anon is black?

>>42336833 here
forgot to mention that im a brown shitskin

>>42336630 (OP)
I read that as >Hello Anon’s pants.

>>42336842
>tranny is also an ESL

>>42336630 (OP)
>You see your son over there? Your pride and joy? Well he's a pony now.

ponies are cool and all, but i love my actual family way more.

>>42336857
>shitskin is projecting his ESLness and gender dysphoria

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>>42336978
Same, if I ended up in Equestria I'd be absolutely heartbroken knowing I'd never see the people I love again. I wish more anons didn't want to throw everything away to be around ponies.

>>42337032
kek twilight is dead

My dad's dead though

>>42336630 (OP)
I am not going to be friends with Twi anymore after she did this.

>>42336630 (OP)
What exactly does Twilight gain from doing this?

>>42336837
I mean I don't know how you can be more obvious than mentioning pinkie

>Twilight says as Anonymous is currently plapping Queen Chrysalis in the most indiscreet manner possible behind a pillar and some royal drapes

my family came to equestria with me. we got a family ticket

>>42336837
Anon is green you colorblind retard

>>42336630 (OP)
>parents
>comfy home
>son
>pride and joy
This ain't my life.

>>42337970
>It's because he's green, isn't it!

>>42337746
Really? Last I heard most black anons waifu Fluttershy.

>>42338268
Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Luna, and Glimmer are the common choices for them.

>>42338284
>The glimmernigger might be an actual nigger

>>42338284
well you might as well just name everypony. MY WIFE IS NOT A NIGGER LOVER YOIH FUCKING FAGGOT

>>42338576
5 ponies isn't anywhere close to all the ponies, silly billy.

>>42336630 (OP)
>Twilight Sparkle cucks Anons parents
Good episode

>>42336630 (OP)
Looking back to it, I don't know a relative of mine who wouldn't decide to stay in Equestria. My mom and my granddad would jump at this opportunity with no second thoughts. It wouldn't be an easy choice for my dad because he liked his routines and rituals and was extremely socially anxious, but I'm sure he would still still give it a chance. I guess that's how we are.

>>42338576
None of the ponies are, but this is about (unrequited) love from black anons towards mares.

>>42337294
It's just her fetish.

>>42336630 (OP)
My parents would be genuinely happy for me. They have known about my love of pone for more than a decade now and how it hasn't changed tune at all.

>>42339696
oh, ok

>>42336630 (OP)
>have dead parent(s)
>Twilight summons corpse(s)
now what?

>>42340302
Applejack gives Twilight a curious look.

>>42336630 (OP)
Cool, just as long as he's not marrying any of those stinking mules or donkeys. Do those things even have magic?

Our son is fucking a legendary unicorn and THE Pegasus of ancient legend? Bravo. We are so proud of him.

>>42336630 (OP)
My Dad would shoot Twilight dead between the eyes. with his .357

>>42338268
>Last I heard most black anons waifu Fluttershy.
Blacks are right about cops and about Fluttershy being best pony

>>42340412
Why are you talking about your people in the third person?