>Previously on My Little Pony...

>"We did it! We saved the rec center by doing the coolest trick ever!"

>"The Apple Family lineage ends here and now!"

>"I'm sorry Sunny..."
>"But this is the only way to save the multiverse."

>"I like your ass!"
>"YOUR LYING MORGAN!"

>>42337133 (OP)
>"You look like you could use... A HAND!"

>>42337209
>"YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER!"

>>42337224
>You son of a bitch

>>42337561

>"I can make this work."

>>42337224
>>42337561
>>42337568
kek

>>42337362
>"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THERE'S NO HORSE PUSSSSSYYYY"

>>42337133 (OP)
>Trixie’s horn glows as she casts the Killing Curse on Twilight Velvet
>”Avada Kedavra!”
>Trixie giggles and slinks into the trees as Shining Armour is about to chase her.
>“I killed Twilight Velvet. I killed Twilight Velvet!! Ha ha ha! You coming to get me?”

>"Twily...I'm pregnant."

>You may fire when ready

>I thought it was a fart sir... I thought it was safe.

>Twilight... I'm pregnant.

>>42338938
>"YOU CHEATING BITCH!"

>>42338642
>>42338938
IS THERE ANYPONY ELSE WHO HAS A PREGNANCY THEY'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE TO ME?!

>>42338963
Twilight...honey...I'm pregnant

>>42338963
>"Ummmmm..."

>>42338963
>"Twilight... we have to talk about Shiny."

>>42338963
I...it happened at a convention

>>42338963
>"I am the Princess of Sex after all, what else did you expect?"

>>42338963
>"Meow..."

>>42337140
would be cuter if she swang her little wings a to stay in the air

>>42337133 (OP)
And if I am able to do this; to rape a princess, then the visions: they will end?

>>42338963
>"eeyup....."

>"GETTING EMOTIONALLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

>>42339100
>

>No one messes with Paddle Poppa and lives to tell the tale

TONIGHT, on PONY-GEAR:
> Blueblood is found on the Epstein files,
> Anon steals Applejack's Stetson,
> Twilight eats local cuisine at a dodgy food truck, gets severe diarrhea, and loses her wings because of her shame,
> Celestia banishes the CMC to Tartarus to drown in a pot of boiling liquid shit for all of eternity because they leaked her minstrel performances.
> I wear a hat,
> Winona gives us the stink eye over a fence,
> Luna is excommunicated from the church of Hasbro due to her questioning whether or not the hippogryph massacre could've possibly been 6 million,
> Derpy watches paint dry
> Carrot Top gets caught whacking it to fillies
> Chrysalis gets sued by Lego for stealing Roodaka's design,
> Trixie calls her own fanbase faggots,
> Sapphire shoals deletes her twitter,
> Princess Cadance laughs at the slave trade occurring in Zebrika,
> Moondancer doesn't know how to triforce,
> Cozy Glow reads the new daring-do as fast as possible so she can go back to the bookstores and spoil the story for everypony,
> Hasbro admits that the friendship school was a mistake that should never have been greenlit,
> Yona and Sandbar argue about Holes the movie vs Holes the book,
> Tirek is tested for doping,
> Fluttershy stages a coup d'etat on Gryphonstone,
> And Rainbow Crash steals the horseshoes off of a hobo.
All of this and more, on TOP PONY

>>42338963
>"I would like to announce my pregnancy."

>>42338521
>LET'S GET TO BASHING FLANKS
>AS WELL AS DEEZ OATS

>"Princess Celestia has gone missing!"

>>42338963
>TWILIGHT SPARKLE, WE WERE SUCCESSFULLY IMPREGNATED, AND NOW WILL SIRE AN HEIR TO EQUESTRIA'S THRONE

>>42338963
>Twilight, I just don't know what went wrong

>>42339189
this popsicle anon edit is badass

>>42337133 (OP)
>"THAT'S IT! You're officially kicked out of the Wonderbolts Rainbow Dash!"

>>42337178
she would not be crying.

>"This conspiracy goes even deeper than I thought"

>"Sorry I'm late to the party."

>>42338938
>”Is Stygian the father?”

>>42339275
> And Rainbow Crash steals the horseshoes off of a hobo.
So, “Rainbow Dash always dresses in style”? Makes sense.

>"LEADING THE SOVIET WAR MACHINE!"

>"Please Sa-mare TRIPLE CAUTION Sa-mare"

>"Let the galaxy burn."

>>42338963
>"Past Twilight, we need to talk."

>"... But what kind of a creature would rape Rainbow Dash?..."

>>42338963
>Twilight, the Apple Family is getting another member

>>42337133 (OP)

>so now, my little ponies…
>*levitates a taser in front of the mane 6*
>…who took the last slice of cake?

>"..."

>"And welcome back to the most filthy show on the airwaves, this is the type of petting even Celestia would melt too"

>kept you waiting huh?

WOLVERINE AND JUBILEE FIND TROUBLE ON GENOSHA

>>42339733
I don't get it. How can a pony her size just… disappear? It defies explanation

>>42338963
>the kirin throws a cheeky smile

>"The following emergency broadcast has been brought to you by the Equestrian Monarchy..."

>>42347611
>monarchy
>not diarchy