Thread 42337553

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

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previous thread: >>42303834

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

>>42337553 (OP)
Dangit I thought I was free when the thread died

It just keeps happening.

>>42337557
You’re never free anon

>>42337553 (OP)
Aw, I was hoping for the "man rapist" shirt for the OP pic

>Yet another new thread in such a short time
>Already on page 8
I'll do my part in hopes of driving away these Celestia-damned lust-driven mares

>>42338202
>AIslop
hows the street shitting, poo?

>>42338279
It happens, I should’ve been on top of it but I got too used to the non summer bump periods

"Water?"
"Never touch the stuff."
"Fish fuck in it."
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

>>42337553 (OP)
So when the thread successfully dies, does that mean we successfully got raped?
Damn, you fags need to work harder to keep it on the catalog.

>>42338601
Yeah, we’ve been slacking

>>42338601
Yes, and the length and severity of the rape are proportional to the wasted potential of the thread.
The last thread died at 238 posts/103 images, out of 500 posts/250 images possible.

So get an extra large tube of KY jelly and brace yourselves. This is going to be a long, steamy night.

Man. Writing greens don't seem to help this general much. Or maybe mine are bad.

>>42338790
Maybe you should write a green about Anon falling in love with Fluttershy and they have lovey dovey foal making sex
That would save the general haha

>>42338794
“Come into my parlor,” said the spider to the fly.

>>42338794
How do you feel about monkey paws?

>>42338844
they're good for petting

>>42338853
Until they curl.

>>42339202
wtf is this real?

>>42339202
I can’t believe Fluttershy’s gonna bankrupt herself rolling for someone not even in the game

>>42339588
She can try to put herself in the game.

>>42339957
Why yes, I did just put icing on the raisin muffin.

>>42340062
Alright but when are you going to put your hot monkey frosting in Marble's womb?

>>42340182
No, not at all

>>42340182
Oh Punkie, the universe has decided Marble must suffer. It is out of my hands.

>>42340661
It’s a little messed up how hard she got fucked over

>>42341116
Man this would be so hot if it wasn't Fluttershy

>>42340182
>"Nonny, ya gotta help me!"
>"My sister's gone loco in the coco!"
>"No, not Limestone."
>"Or Maud."
>"I'm talking about Marble!"
>"...Yes, I have another sister."
>"Did you seriously not-You know what, not important."
>"What is important is that Marble's lost her marbles!"
>"She keeps talking about being a 'marecel'."
>"Goes on and on about stallions only wanting to get with Trixies."
>"I didn't even know they'd met!"
>"And she says all this awful atuff about how she's going to die alone and no colt would ever wanna give her foals..."
>"That's where you come in!"
>"Anon, I need you to knock up my sister!"

>>42341176
"Sorry, Plinki. I can't help Marble. She has an incest fetish.

>>42341176
No way, nag.

>>42341246
>>42341238
There's no stopping it, Anons.

>>42341317
Bug off, mushroom man.

>>42341176
Pinkie, is your "Marble" blue? Because the last thing I want to do is to fuck the fucking planet

>>42341427
At least Lyra is endearing in her quest for HMD.

>>42341427
TAKE IT ALL BITCH!!!

>>42341587
>This anon's oats were entirely stolen

>>42341612
>>42341427
"So you want to steal my oats."
>"Yes."
>Or my 'oats'?
>"Yes."
"Neither oats of my pantry, or oats of my loins you'll partake"
>"Here's two birds for you. Straight up."
"No fuck you!"
>"Fuck you!"
>Bon Bon yells out the window.
>"For fucks sack, just fuck already!"
"No oats for you."

late night boop

>>42342371
Your work is appreciated

>>42342107
Good. I hear Marble needs help and she has an incest fetish.

Good morning thread

>>42342991
good morning, what's the fetish guess you have scheduled today and how time consuming will it be?

>>42343011
Any length of time is too long.

>>42343386
already submitted a reschedule slip anyway, got too much shit to do today.

>>42342107
I couldn’t imagine having resting rape face

Quick bump before work

>>42343994
be thankful maud is preoccupied mostly with rocks.

>>42344321
Same, but sleep.
Begone, Eris.

>>42338794
>>42338853
>Fluttershy is over the moon, Anon loves her.
>Anon touches her everywhere.
>Every caress on her curves.
>Gentle wing worship.
>Warmth shared.
>"Anon, this is what I've always dreamed of. Finally. Finally!"
>He doesn't say anything, just cradles her head.
>Fluttershy felt such joy when he held her with his giant arms.
>No more pain.
>No more insults.
>No more emptiness.
>Also no more eating dirt after getting punted.
>That's really nice.
>There's no anger in his voice, just masculine worship of her femininity.
>Just saying how much she loves him over and over again.
>Time doesn't mean much to her now.
>Is she allowed to spend forever like this?
>She has earned it.
>She deserves it.
>Nopony will take it away from her.
>No.
>Pony.
>Her friends will understand.
>If they really need her, they'll understand.
>Parents?
>They'll understand.
>Brother?
>Eh.
>He better learn to take care of himself now.
>She has Anon.
>Anon has her.
>Their love is unending.
>...
>Warm and wet.
>Fluttershy twitches.
>You watch her as she moves in the cocoon.
>Stolen from changelings, you had tricked Fluttershy into her current predicament.
"Well would you look at that. She's sleeping like a baby. If a baby was a sick pegasus. Welp, guess I found a use for your annoying desires."
>Take a weird looking plug, you hook up the cocoon into a machine.
"I think this is called a lotus-eating machine. Changelings are some evil creatures."
>Power flows into the machine as Fluttershy's emotional desires are turned into usable energy.
>Look at an instruction manual.
"Make sure to recycle the fluids at least once a week. Easy enough. Now that I have actual power."
>Run up to your room to your old computer.
"It's alive! Perfect."
>After all this time, you can finally be in your element.
>Shitposting.
>Connect to the internet and resume your old life.
>Powered by, fucking Fluttershy.

>>42345070
Smell that? Smells like victory!
>inb4 Twilight makes both of you unhappy again because "OMG it's wrong" or something gay like that

>>42345070
>using Fluttershy's lust to power the internet
Better pray that doesn't manifest into a digital rapist Fluttershy

>>42345070
>It was a dark and stormy night
>Lashing rain and striking thunder
>"I'm fine" you thought
>"I'm inside on my 'puter."
>Then, a flash!
>House shaking thunder!
>And it's gone just as quick
>So's your computer
>Wait, the sceen's back on
>It's rebooting
>Shame, you were in the middle of crafting some quality bait
>Go through the start-up rigamorole
>Everything seems fine
>But the brief respite from the dopamine from scrolling has already taken effect
>You yawn and decide to call it a night
>The next morning, you check your computer again
>Odd...
>You don't remember having PornHub open
>And what in God's name are these seaches?
>"Mare on Human"
>"Mare on Human Man"
>"Yellow pegasus mare pink mane long kiss human man tall handsome smells good"
>This can't be good

>>42345227
Hope to see more of this

>>42345070
>Fluttershy's erotic dream matrix begins to rapidly grow and expand at unprecedented levels
>Soon, the machine is spending most of it's energy output on itself to simply remain operational
>Anon noticed his screen flickering here and there but paid it no mind
>Fluttershy's perverse mind began to conjure even more elaborate erotic escapades in increasing detail
>Anon's computer is no longer turning on
>Eventually, even Luna notices this pink hued tumour within the dream world
>You look over to the machine and see that its own energy output has exceeded all theoretical models but is recycling that same energy into itself to fuel Fluttershy's dreamscape
"Ah shit"
>You look over to her sleeping form, wrapped in that sickly green cocoon
>Her eyes are half-lidded and she's wearing a gentle smile
>You swear you even heard her muttering...
>"ANONYMOUS! REVEAL YOURSELF! WE WISH TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE!"
>The Princess of the night is screaming in her Canterlot voice from outside your front door
"AH SHIT"
>If the princess finds out that you bought a HIGHLY illegal Changeling machine and you've used it on a pony without their consent, you're boned
>Opening your front door slightly, you stick your head out
"Hey Princess! Beautiful night as always. Can't help but wonder why you decided to honour me with your royal visage this late at night, but I really gotta catch a few Z's. So, if you're not needing anything I'll just-"
>"WE DEMAND YOU COME OUT HERE AT ONCE AND EXPLAIN WHY THAT PUTRID MASS OF DESIRE IS ORIGINATING FROM YOUR... hut...?"
>Her loud ass voice caused YellowQuiet to stir and the machine to go into overdrive
>The machine is now trying to compensate her hyper-erotic dream AND keep her sedated
>At this point the thing is ready to blow
"Shit! Get down princess!"
>You grab Luna and both dive into some bushes
>No sooner did you hear a loud explosion go off and all the windows of your home shatter into a million pieces
>Trotting out the front door is Fluttershy covered in a thick green goo wearing a very satisfied, yet dopey smile
>"Oh Anon. I just had the most wonderful dream. You and I were together and you started pushing your entire fist-)
"My House!"
>"Oh dear... Did I do that? Well... you can always stay at my place..."
>Anon punts Fluttershy harder than ever before, but she hardly notices
>She really had a GOOD dream

>Oh, and Luna gave Anon 200 hours community service for fucking with the dreamscape. It's bad enough she sees all these mares dreaming about raping him all the time.

End.

>>42345477
Fantastic

>>42345477
"So you're telling me you found Fluttershy in the dreamscape."
>"Verily you wretched creatures. A sickening sight."
"While she was in a changeling pod."
>"Like I said."
"So you just ignore the ponies who are captured by changelings. Otherwise you would've saved them right?"
>...
"..."
>"This is my battleaxe."
"Oh shit!"

>>42345737
To be fair to Moonbutt, Flutters' already prodigious marecel lust was being amplified by a feedback loop, becoming a sort-of dream Astronomican, far more noticeable in the dreamscape than a normal cocooned pony.

>>42345766
This is a sentence I’d never thought I’d read but I forgot this is Flutterrape.

>>42345477
That’s what Anon gets for buying used 2nd hand defective products.

>>42346250
Rage

>>42346250
Rice

>>42346250
Rose

>>42346250
Rake

>>42346250
Rock

>>42346250
Rugs

>>42346250
Rope

>>42346250
Ruin

>>42346250
Rail

>>42346250
Race

>>42346250
Reek

>>42346250
Come on, after all that and you have nothing else to say?

>"Wow Anon, you're really bad at guessing words."
>"I was thinking of the word 'rape' as in 'my sisters and I are going to rape you'."

>>42347372
I was afraid of that

>>42347372
*Gulp*

>>42347372
POCKET SAND!!!

>>42347372
ARES! Destroy my Rapists and my life... is yours!

>>42347550
You’re just gonna end up double raped doing that, also where the FUCK is Aphrodite Anon.

>>42347888
Raped probably.

>>42348128
Fair enough

man, i can't do shit without getting raped.
>sneeze into my sleeve.
>get driveby raped by rainbow dash

>yawn
> Pinkie's tongue gets shoved down the throat.
>get a cupcake
>and then raped

>file taxes through the mail
>get tackled back into the home from the mail mare
>get raped.
>get locked up for having other ponies mail in the home
>get raped by the cafeteria mare that's in the prison.
>get bailed out the mayor herself
>raped for tax filings coming in ONE hour late.

>check out a book from the library.
>get raped for late fees.

>decide to leave the small town and go out and away from everyone just to clear my head for a bit.
>get raped by fluttershy for passing by her cottage without saying hi
>go further out into the evergreen forest.
>get raped by zecora for impeding her territory.

>come back home.
>put keys in the dish by the door.
>get raped by Eris for making her wait even though she never said she's be stopping by.

>finally go the fuck to bed.
>get raped by luna for staying up late.

>wake up.
>get raped by celestia for missing her raise the sun.

HELP

>>42348584
>Keeps doing things punishable by rape
>Keeps getting raped as a result
>Wtf, I dindu nuffin!
At some point, you have to take responsibility for your actions, Anon.

>>42348584
You brought that on yourself

>>42348584
Have you tried not getting raped?

>>42345477
>Luna gave Anon 200 hours community service
this community service wouldn't happen to involve waiting on her, hand and hoof, while dressed in a little posing pouch, would it?

>>42349096
I’m sure she tried, but Anon then locked her in a pod.

>>42347372
I see. Well, this is awkward. I just mind controlled your father to rape all of you. Have fun with that.

>>42348584
>Get driveby raped by Rainbow Dash
I didn't know she was a gang member now- or should I say gangbanger?

>>42349638
>Mind controlling a guy
Holy shit, you're fucking GAY!

Bring it on you horny devil-mares. I have God and a shotgun.

>>42350213
wtf, how many rounds does this guy have?

>>42350220
All of them.

>>42350213
>loaded with salt
>shoot the ground so that mares have to stop and lick up the salt

>>42350242
Salt addiction is a serious issue, Anon. Hundreds of mares go thirsty every day.

>>42350255
>"Girls! We've got to find a way to do something about the salt packets Anon keeps throwing on the ground when we try to subdue him!"

>>42350205
You’re facing three rock mares and you don’t use any method to beat them? You talk like a raped Anon.

>>42349638
>"I refuse."
>"Your business with Fluttershy, it means nothing to me."
>"Thee continuing the pie family bloodline is mine only objective."

>>42349397
>but Anon then locked her in a pod
How? It blew up. Do the bugs include warranties with all their lotus eater machines?

>I'm... sorry, Anonymous.
>I can't give you permission to, uhm, "Cunt Punt Fluttershy so hard she loses the ability to get horny."
>I won't allow such violence against one of my favorite ponies.
>Now, take off your pants.

>>42350242
I got inspired.

>>42351006
She looks like she’s having a good time at least

>>42350527
Having you fuck your hick daughters was all I need. Have fun with with. Their children are going to be abominations.

>>42351006
Nice work! Anon wins again.

>>42350683
Shut it JOBlestia, all I need to defeat you is one of these.

>>42351006
good stuff, but where did the shotgun go in the last panel

>>42351949
Maybe it was never really there to begin with

>>42351949
Tucked away in Anon's coat pocket

>>42350603
Stole multiple. The bugs had them laying around.

>>42350683
I’ll listen to you if you can beat me in a game of Fluttershy Cunt Punt.

>"Anonymous, thank you for coming."
>Celestia had personally given you a "royal summons" to the castle in Canterlot.
"Yeah yeah, lets get this stupid shit over with already. I have to spray Fabreeze all over my furniture because Fluttershy spent all night GRINDING on my stuff!"
>Celestia ignores your obvious attempt to be blunt and throw her off her usual dignified demeanor.
>"I called you hear to address just that!" She says, jovially
"Oh? Whaddya gonna do? Sign a restraining order that won't work? Assign me my own guards who will just work and weave their way into thinking raping me is actually helping to protect me!?"
>"Oh heavens no!" She giggles, clearly downplaying the gravity of your plight, "I've simply found a way to relieve you of any and all burden with any other mare!"
>You sigh heavily, knowing this is going to be some kind of absolute retardation.
>"It really is quite nice."
"Here it comes."
>"You'll be well taken care of."
"Here we go..."
>"You're going to marry me!"
"There it is."
>"NEIGH! We shall not allow this!"
>A familiar Moonhorse voice calls out.
>"Luna?? Oh just go back to sleep, would you?"
>"We will not, sister! We shall not allow such a thing to take place! Anonymous has stolen MY heart! He shall marry me!"
>"Oh please, he doesn't even like you!"
"I don't like EITHER OF YOU!"
>"See?" Celestia says, smug as ever.
>"HNGRR!!"
>Luna growls at Sunbutt, her horn glowing, thrumming with intense magic.
>"Don't pull out that kind of power if you're not going to use it!"
>Celestia's horn follow suite.
>The entire room begins to shake.
>Cracks form in the floor, the pillars supporting the ceiling creak and crumble.
>Upon seeing this and the twin super powered psychos showing no signs of chilling the fuck out, you get the fuck outta there.
>You run until your lungs are on fire, wheezing and panting like a chain smoker until your a safe distance away out of the castle.
>Looking back, a massive explosion, a mix of blue and gold magics envelope an entire wing of the stone walls and ignites.
>Bits and pieces of stone architecture are sent flying all over the city.
>You duck and cover in an alleyway.
"God dammit why is it that every time I come to Canterlot some wild shit happens."
>You begin walking to the train station before being stopped by a group of guard mares.
>"You there! You're under arrest!"
"FOR WHAT!?"
>They tackle you to the ground and put you in chains.
>"Thats enough outta you, Mr. sexy pants!"
"Mister WHAT!?"
>"Lets get him back to the barracks! Its for his own protection~."
>They collectively cheer and drag you away.
>Fuck Canterlot.

>>42352659
Anon should've used the Pay n' Spray

>>42352659
Man FUCK Equestria. I'm moving somewhere else.

>>42352659
What barracks? Sounds like the princesses destroyed everything.

>>42352659
What a hell hole

>>42353317
>he doesn't know about the secret underground rape bunker

>>42354145
Silly ponies, that isn't yours. That belongs to the changeling horde hiding beneath you.

quick bump before my nap.
fluttershy you can get one snuggle, in exchange you leave me alone for a month.

>>42354145
That doesn’t stop me from shooting salt pellets from my shotgun. I know guards have addiction issues.

>>42355078
ammunation should be having a sale on salt pellets soon, be on the look out

>>42355559
It doesn't even have a trigger.

>>42352934
Try the Kirins, they don’t talk at all.

>>42352759
Is it ok be sprayed black? Might get in more trouble.

Getting too close to Erie guys.

>>42356067
>Silent rape

>>42356737
>Getting too close to Erie guys.
OH FUCK NOT ERIE

>>42356737
>>42356761
Fools, FOOLS! To even utter her name is to summon her wrath!

>>42356814
Sometimes you gotta take risks

42357097
Poor people sandwich cookies!
And you can only print that on them for holidays!
My flavorite is jewish flavored!

>>42357097
You've sealed your fate, fool.

>>42357311
Spoken like somebody who doesn’t know the thrill of a zenkai boost.

>>42357404
This Anon was raped in a thousand different ways, in a thousand different positions, in a thousand different dimensions.

>>42357410
Sorry, I'm only allowed in 3 dimensions. Court order. You can go fuck yourself though.

>>42357634
A delusional creature.

>>42357634
Honestly, that sounds like fun. But, she's an immortal creature of chaos. I wouldn't be able to keep up with her level of activity, and that makes me sad.

We honestly don't get enough Twi-rape. She may be super powered but shes also so damn awkward and dorky that it makes the dynamic more interesting.

>>42357983
>You slink up the last stretch of road through Ponyville to one of the buildings you've grown to hate seeing the most.
>Twilight's treebrary.
>You wonder to yourself whatever idiotic, degrading, half-baked plan that purple pseudointellectual has decided she needs you for now.
>As if your summons could've come at a worse possible time, you'd been grinding that game for fucking weeks and were just about to get that achievement when your session was so rudely interrupted by the courier pegasus' knock on your door.
>When she said that the Princess encouraged her to 'be your friend,' this shit was definitely not what you had in mind.
>Shoulders slumped, pincihng the bridge of your nose first, you heave a sigh and knock on the door.
>You barely have time to react before the door flies open at breakneck speed.
>"ANONYMOUS, you're finally here! You're late! Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting?!"
>Twilight Sparkle looks like she hasn't slept in days. Bags under the eyes, bloodshot, and her mane's a mess. At least, from what you can see beneath the helmet.
"So what's this now, you're getting into HEMA? Nice LARP outfit, Twiggles."
>You cross your arms and roll your eyes.
>She whirls back around to face you and glares.
>"I'll have you know that I've been reading for weeks about the Canterlotian Empire's history and their continued impact on Equestria's society."
>"You see, Anonymous, after centuries of conquering, this armor set now represents strength and dominance!"
>She rears her head up and puffs out her chest, clearly overly estimating the supposed effect her choice of garb was supposed to have on you.
"Color me impressed. So how much time did you waste with your snout crammed in books again? I thought you were sent here to find a new hobby."
>"Oh, that's where you come in, Anonymous. Here, drink this. It's essential to the experiment I have in mind."
>Twilight hovers a cup of some tea to you.
"What is in this? I don't trust you, bookhorse."
>Twilights ignores your protest and forces the cup up against your lips, you have to chug it all to avoid choking from it.
>"Won't you sit down, Anonymous? It's rude not to accept a mares' hospitality, you know."
"What you're doing is not hospitality. I know you're using me for something you bookhores psychopath."
>Twilight chuckles dismissively at your remark, waving her hoof in the air as if to dissipate an unpleasant odor while grinning.
>Still, the journey from your home has been a long one. You've had to move extra far to the outskirts of town to keep these damn ponies from constantly annoying you every day. Your feet ache, and you get the feeling that it will be too dark to walk home before you're finished here.
>Looks like you're staying the night with purple booknerd psychopath. Again.
>"I've prepared the loft for you to stay the night again. Don't want to get caught out after dark, your residence is in timberwolf territory!"

>>42357983
Pre-Alicorn or worse version?

>>42358113
>She turns and grins huge at you. You can sense a genuine sense of concern and affection, but there's something more sinister hiding beneath that, almost as if she gets a smug sense of superiority knowing that she has you trapped with her for the entire night. The immense gape of her smiling mouth seems kinda eerie, also.
>Damn it, she specifically set it up for this time so you wouldn't be able to return home until tomorrow.
>Probably have to get help from the taxi mare tomorrow morning, and not without letting her cop a feel on you, too.
>You shrug internally, realizing that you're between a rock and a hard place.
>You're at the Treebrary, and you're Twilight Sparkle's immigrant friend/guinea pig/hopefully-not-sex slave for tonight.
>Twilight holds a hoof to her mouth with her eyes half-lidded and giggles. You can sense the smugness as she side-eyes you.
>"Bet you're hungry, too...."
>She hovers up a plate of.... cooked oysters before you?
>Fuck it, you can feel the emptiness in your belly. You're too desperate to ask questions right now.
>You'll have to remember to pack a lunchbox for next time this happens. In the meantime though, you start shoveling the oyster meat down your gullet.
>Twilight helps herself to another smug, self-entitled giggle as she gleefully witnesses you greedily shovel down the oyster meat she's prepared for you.
"Alright smug booknerd. What moronic attempt at science did you bring me here for tonight?"
>"I'm so glad you asked, Anonymous! Remember my studies on history? Well, Discord lent me some books on your human culture and anatomy."
>*Gulp*
>"As it turns out, maca tea and oysters are powerful aphrodisiacs for humans!"
>Fuck this. You're taking your chance with the timberwolves.
>Launch yourself out of the couch cushions like Rocket Man and book it(Damn it, no pun intended) for the door.
>All the locks are in place and you see a gleam of purple magic slide the door bar into place.
>Twilight's giggle sounds much more sinister now.
>Speaking of, you turn yourself around, sitting up against the door, terrified of what's next.
>Twilight's eyes are half-lidded again, but this time the smugness is gone- replaced by such intense lust that if you didn't spend the past 1- or so minutes conversing and eating together you wouldn't even be able to tell that she's focused on you. It almost seems that the salacious gaze is boring completely through you, a thousand yard stare- but instead of PTSD, this one is from horniness.
>You raise your hand in front of you to shield yourself and scream, but you know that every mare in town recognizes the sound of you by now. They all know exactly what's going on, and they probably approve of it.
>Twilight's chuckling and breathing have become husky, visible clouds of mist emerging forth from her mouth and nostrils from titillation.
>You can almost hear audible marepussy winking and vaginal secretions dripping on the floor.

>>42358162
>"No use screaming, Nonny. We're stuck here together tonight, now how about a full night of lessons on... anatomy."
>Fucking Twilight

>>42341427
Needs more ants

>>42358162
Didn't know that about maca tea and oysters.

>>42341427
bon bon was supposed to keep you in check wtf

>>42358261
Always gotta stay up to date on stuff like that

>>42358162
Oh god, can only imagine how badly the treebrary stank.

>>42358916
From the oysters if nothing else…

>>42359454
So that's what happens when the thread gets to the bottom of the catalog and the usual rapists don't catch it.
We get raped by AI-generated monstrosities.
>https://tantabus.ai/images/54558

>>42359511
>https://tantabus.ai/images/54558
What are those yellow stains? Did she just piss in the fucking shower?

>>42359518
I'm honestly more worried about the tiny Fluttershy in that unidentifiable bath fixture on the wall...

>>42359518
It’s squash soup

>>42359834
In the context of this thread, I'm not sure which is worse.

>>42359966
She’s just schlicking in the shower

>>42360341
So, both.
Nasty.

>>42360001
Stay away from me you pest.

>>42360805
And THEN he was raped.

>>42361089
die

>>42361194
That’s one way to land in Pony Prison, I suppose.
Where you will be raped daily.
Have fun.

>>42361575
Not if you're the one bullying the ponies. Also you get away from Fluttershy.

Fluttershy demands your pee-pee in her va-jay-jay.

>>42362118
I’m gonna have to politely decline

>>42362118
I'm going to not be polite and decline you with a good punt.

>>42363379
Yes, what now?

>>42363395
You put your banana in her

>>42363403
Waste of good fruit.

>>42363379
No, but not being Fluttershy earns you a couple of points, at least.
You're NOT Fluttershy in a shitty disguise, are you?

>>42363853
>>42363943
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Get thee away foul cal-arts abomination!

>>42363993
That looks like a pretty painful grip

>>42361679
Well would ya lookit that.
Meet your new cellmate.

>>42363839
You'd know if it was Fluttershy in disguise because she can never mask her foul odor.

>>42364688
Fair point.
Second question.
Will you try to rape me?

>>42364846
Why’s she gotta be like this

>>42365100
Shes a closeted freak.

>>42364625
Co-ed prisons ain't a thing.

>>42365315
On Earth.

>>42364792
No but she'll try and trick you into fucking her

>>42365371
Close enough.
You're on the watch list, Brazil.

>>42363853
Nice freckles, but I'm still not allowing you to rape me

>>42365371
Put the banana down

>>42364625
I’m sure whatever she did deserved this

>>42366026
she's a filthy hand holder.
as in, she holds UNWASHED hands.

>>42366031
What a degenerate

late night boop

>>42365354
Co-ed species prison isn't allowed in Equestria. They're bad influences on ponies.

>>42366663
Who’s to say she isn’t there as part of your reformation?

>>42366793
Because my influence has obvious negative impacts on her.

>>42367256
She would argue the opposite

It’s that time

>>42368087
Eris rapes the hardest.

>>42368119
Sounds about right

>>42368119
Pretty impressive given she doesn't have reproductive organs.

>>42368119
You said that too loud. She heard.

>>42368427
Chaos Demon.
She can make some if she wants.
Just lucky for (You) that Eris prefers to catch rather than pitch.

>>42368750
Chaos is the key word. To have working organs implies a level of order that would make the bitch uncomfortable. It has to be in a certain way or it doesn't work. Same with pussy. She looks like a cross-stitched mess for a reason.

>>42368773
>"You're a deist, aren't you..."

D-devils! MONSTERS! Stay back! I have a weapon!

Boy howdy, when estrus hits for immortal beings, it sure hits hard...

>>42369154
Good thing Fluttershy isn't immortal.

>>42369381
>"Is that your fetish, Anon?"

>>42369154
I’d rather not think about it

>>42369434
No stop doing that

>>42369434
Back into the ground for you.

>>42369434
>Fluttershy, I'm pretty sure you asked about necrophilia four months ago

>>42370165
The brain rot makes memory pretty poor.

>>42369434
No.

>>42368958
No, but Colgate won’t stop trying to clean my teeth.

>>42370766
She just wants (You) to have a nice smile, Anon.
For your future marefriend.

>>42370873
Never

>>42371243
You WILL marry a mare

>>42371253
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.

>>42371253
>>42371427
>"Who said anything about having to get married?"

>>42371462
Hold on, let me get a plastic bag to take care of you.

I have decided to die.

>>42372712
Be careful how you do it, they'll either resurrect you as a minion or some their version of the grim reaper is going to claim you.

>>42373172
Fine.
Self-immolation, then.

>>42373222
Go home Lyra.

>>42373222
Hit her with a newspaper roll.

>>42373222
bon bon come get your friend

>Page 8
>"Hi Anon!"
>"We are going to have sex now!"
>"That was a statement, by the way. Not a question."

>>42375873
You’d think she would just make a longer skateboard

>>42376149
It's really hard to do a kick-flip on a long board.

>Flutts throws off your vibe
>Treehugger n you WERE chilling

>>42375873
Hey you dull creature, we're never going to copulate. That was also a statement.

>>42376344
Hand it over.
You're fucking up the rotation.
Puff, puff, give, motherfucker.

Fluttershy had a dream about (You).
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3636482
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3639913
>https://derpibooru.org/images/3643811

>>42376637
Keep it to yourself freak.

>>42376637
Nightmare, more like.

>>42376637
Of course she'd have a dream where she's the innocent one. She's so deluded.

>>42377006
Makes me wonder how her brain replays the events of each day

>>42346250
Rome

>>42376637
What a kidder that Fluttershy

>>42377061
Anon’s amorous pursuit of her pure love.

>>42377748
I wonder if Cadence and Luna combine their powers to give the dreams Fluttershy desires to keep her motivated.

>>42377923
How about I turn you into dream grapes.

GO AWAY PAGE 8!

>>42378796
Would

>>42378839
Good. One less pony to worry about.

>>42378796
My dick twitched it's so over for me

>>42378839
>>42378854
Have you no heart for Rome?
>>42378796
Begone barbarian.

>>42378854
You have no chance

>>42378854
it's over

>>42378851
All it takes is one, don't get too cocky.

>"This one for the one and only, worthy of the bloodline, Anon Y. Mous"
>"Anon, you're so cool..."
>"And with your sperm, we're gonna rule."
>"Anon, understand Twi's gonna love you 'til the very end."
>"Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon."
>"BUCK MY SISTER!"
>"Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon."
>"BUCK MY SIS-TOOOOH!"
>"Eris, Autumn and a Fluttershy too..."
>"A thousand kirin waifus couldn't keep me from you!"
>"Anon, please, a the end of the verse..."
>"Twi will make you hers!"
>"Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon Anon."
>"BUCK MY SISTER!"
>"Anon Anon ANON AAANNNOOOOOONNN!"
>*Door crashes open*

>>42379853
That’s it you motherfucker. Time to make you fuck your mom.

>>42379917
>https://derpibooru.org/images/1353815

>>42379939
Looks like he saved his own family line. By having a 2nd child. Wait what was the issue here? Why was he bothering us? He already has a child.

why is Twi's family so scuffed

>>42379917
No need for that. Just tell Twi he's been trying to promise her to other stallions again- and after she made it very clear that he was the only one for her, too. Yes, looks like it's going to be another sleepless night for old Shiny- tied to the bed, his sister patiently working her way through the Pony Sutra while his wife touches herself and Chrysalis watches from her hiding place in the closet that you still haven't told anypony about, because fuck them.

>>42380439
Celestia has been playing with this family for a long time. Aristocrat stuff.

>>42380737
No

>>42380737
Ask your wife dingus.

>>42380677
She was manipulating their bloodline to produce a mare that could take over her job so she could retire. This is because her own children turned out to be selfish aristocratic twits like Prince Blueblood.

>>42381388
I thought she never had children.

>>42381683
Word of Faust was she had a husband once. Caused much autistic seething.

>>42381840
Well that is interesting.

>>42379853
No way fag

Some kind of weird curse has to be on us. I couldn’t get normal women to look at me, now I’m having stallions telling me to fuck their siblings.

>you’ve spent many years in Equestria, too many
>you’re finally gonna give Fluttershy a load all over her face
>full payload

>>42383205
You let Luna trick you with these dreams too often.

>>42383432
She'll get to keep watching ponies getting blown to pieces until I enact it in real life.

>>42383432
>>42383205
>Anon slowly approaches fluttershy's house with his finger on the trigger.
>4,000 meters
>3,500 meters
>Steady, steady.... Now!
>he releases a flurry of bombs directly on her stupid hut
>Boom! Bam! Sploosh!
>Sploosh?
>He comes back around to see what happened only to find the ground painted white and hears a tinkering laugh.
You son of a bitch... YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU SET ME UP!
>Luna poofs into the co-pilot seat
>Dearest Anonymous, you should know by now I do not condone such violent behavior even in dreams.
>Five hundred fluttershy's appear in the cabin of the plane all at once talking over each other at increasing speeds and begin barreling their way into the cockpit like a torrent of compressed water.
>several yellow asses block his view
>Anon screams in terror as he loses control of the plane and wakes up just before the plane hits the ground.
>Not even in his dreams Anon is safe from...
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!

>>42383922
At that point you might as well strangle Luna.

>>42384463
saving up for a really nice ring gimme a break.

>>42384476
She’s gonna be checking in on that

>>42384476
You do know you can just buy it on layaway and fork over 2/3's of it's worth right?

>>42384476
>"Don't worry Anon, we have the perfect idea to get you the money for your ring!"
>"CUTIEMARK CRUSADER MONEY LAUNDERERS YEAH!"

>>42384992
Who taught them such interesting skills?

>>42384217
At that point you might just nuke all off Equestria!

>>42385280
At that point why not steal all the books from the treehouse library™ and set them on fire™
I am obligated by the powers that be to acknowledge that fire™ and The Treehouse Library™ are both sponsored and funded by Hasbro incorporated. Any violations of my contract will result in a firing line made entirely up of Fluttershys.

>>42385343
>firing line
>firing
>no ™
face the bed NOW if that's your fetish

>>42385364
NOT AGAIN!!!!!

>>42385364
You heard the man.
Time to take your medicine.

>>42385455
NONONONONONNONONONONONNONOOOOOO!!

>>42385471
It’s raining Fluttershys. Time to make make a putshot.

>>42385471
They are coming.
And just to make it interesting...
Twilight casts "Want It Need it" on (You)

>>42385837
Oh no...

>>42384463
Why should I?

>>42385932
>"Since you need reminding..."

>>42385975
That's a horse!

Guys, I keep hearing this really loud buzzing in my house. I left the screen door open earlier by accident, I think a bug might have got in. There aren't any dangerous ones in Equestria, are there?

>>42386761
I think you should be fine

>>42386761
Just remember to have Raid on hand. Make sure the Raid isn't compromised. It would be pretty annoying if a bug was pretending to be a Raid can just waiting for you to grab it.

>>42386761
you've got nothing to worry about, just open up a window to let it out.
remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of it.

>>42385975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THpt6ugy_8E&list=RDTHpt6ugy_8E&start_radio=1

>>42387367
that was...uncomfortable...

>>42387426
Are rubber hose girls your fetish Anon?

>>42387486
Makes it easier to tie you up.

>>42387486
Well it’s different but no

>>42387486
No.

>>42385975
I miss this artist

>>42385850
Looks like they have enough dragon balls.

>>42386761
Welp, this Anon is done.

>>42388933
NOT IF I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR HIM

>>42389035
Thanks bro, I'd pull you out of the alien cocoon but that place is scary so nah.

>>42387367
>she's a big boy now
>you got a 7 inch toy by your belt
Is this futafaggotry? The music's a little gay. It sounds like something a homo would listen to, and the lyrics are kinda suspect.

>>42389459
Anon it’s a song about getting pegged.

>>42389553
That sounds pretty gay.

>2025
>not having a marefriend
Yikes

>>42390175
shut up

>>42389738
>Tell Flutters you're gay
>She beelines for the Everfree to find some Poison Joke

>>42390505
Well there’s a nonzero chance that actually makes you gay

>>42390175
Well you don't have a marefriend. How about that!

>>42391099
>tfw royally raped

>>42391099
That’s unsettling

>>42391506
Consequences of letting the thread dip too low...

Animatics Extreme!
≥≥≥42391099
>>42391099
++42391099
Today's the day! There isn't one excuse left! And if hours from now you think you have the right in any way to push me around, fax this amusing edit to your headcase constituents. Someone in Tenko cosplay with a Tanuki tail crashed Miss Lucy's bombshelter meeting yesterday! Twilight wants the meatgrease tofu hotted dogs! "Spike my son that is SUCH an Uncle Tom~ism!"
>Do Ĉielarko, mia mirinda infano, ĉu vi dormis kun via instruisto?! BONE FARITE, MIA KNABO.
>>Zuò wán zhīhòu bùyào zài tā zhōuwéi shuō sān dào sì.
>>>If I find out you've been smoking tobacco young xir!

>>42391536
This Anon got raped so hard he lost his mind

42391711
Quotent Quotables! It doesn't matter because I am in fact respecting you! Our new guest host.
>Ho jes, nun ni denove inventos la vortaron!

>>42391520
Fair enough

>>42391726
Wut

>>42391536
what

The rapes are driving some of you insane.

>>42392688
I’m surprised there is anyone sane here.

>>42392738
>Implying a way of escape.

>>42392743
Well he didn’t say that

>>42391520
I'm not scared of the jobber squad.

>>42393266
O rly?

>>42393531
You’re a monster

>>42393531
Plastic bag.

>>42394397
Quit linking us to your own psyop thread, Pissrat.

>>42394397
Water
Food
Leaving us alone, Fluttershy

>"Gee, the board sure is fast today."
>"More sexy fun times for me."

>>42394931
Why do you gotta be this way

>>42394931
That is a good Eris pic

>>42395746
Because it’s a fake depiction of her. She’s normally way uglier like the canon male counterpart.

>>42396067
Yeah actually

>>42396231
they do brighten up a day I will admit.

anyway, I've got some friday things to do, so no dying.

>>42396067
Did you get a boob job or are you part Minotaur?

Can’t let anyone see we dropped to 9

>>42397101
i chuckled, knowing there's nothing flattershy can do anything about it.

>>42397761
There’s nothing she can do to fight fate

>>42397761
Fake teats are probably a thing. They would probably look ugly.

>Anonymous still hasn't gotten a mare!
>Shining, why haven't you got your sister to woo him yet??

>>42398218
I assume they would just use magic

>>42398351
She's asking her idiot husband to get his neet sister to ask someone out. She's a moron.

>>42398980
She’s gotta try every option

>I wanna do it till the sun comes up
>Till we're both so good and sweaty that we can't stand up
>I wanna do it till we're both about to drop
>As long as we got it together
>Then we're never gonna stop
>I wanna go until the neighbors all complain
>Because they heard somebody screaming
>And they think we're both in pain
I wanna go so long, your parents think you died
>They're gonna call the cops, the PIA and then the RBI
>YEAH, we're gonna love it when the lights go down
>Hold on, here we go!
>Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out
>Round and round we go
>Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down
>Up and down we go
>Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go round
>Round and round we go!

>>42399637
Well it’s a creative attempt at least

>"Sup, Anon!"
>"Its me, Rainbow Dash, in your window brightening up your days because I'm here!"
>"Yeah, yeah, thank me later."
>"Listen, I talked about it with Princess Cadence."
>"Guess what, we're getting MARRIED!"
>"Now you can tell me how awesome I am everyday, instead of just me (well, everypony) knowing it!"

>>42400020
No. Marriage is a scam.

>>42400028
Nope. Its law.

>>42400028
It is.
They get the gold mine.
We get the shaft.

>>42400029
Didn't ask, don't care + your background is a fake transparent one.

Human men...

>>42400063
...will never have sex with Fluttershy

God protect you, Anons. These ponies seem to be getting smarter...

>>42400149
Still not smart enough.

>>42400029
Only God ordained marriage is ok, and he ain't down for this.

>>42400149
What can man do against such reckless lust, Father?

late night boop

>>42337553 (OP)
this looks like shit

>>42400020
>>42400029
Total mare DIVORCE!

>Anon writes and perfoms a rock ballad about telling Fluttershy to fuck off
>It becomes a massive hit and he becomes an equestrian rockstar
>Manager makes him tour all over the land
>Now has to deal with throngs of groupies flinging themselves at him
>All because of his first breakout hit
>Fucking Fluttershy

>>42401237
THE Cardinal Sin in Equestria.
Prepare yourself for a royal bollocking.

>>42401406
She goes to every show of course

>>42401237
But she looks so sad

>>42402131
>"Anon is feeling empathy!"
>"Quick, take his virginity!"

>>42402167
No...

>>42402489
Don't worry, Vegit never had empathy for anyone. So he's safe from this trap.

>>42402167
It leaves alone the green skin
Or else it gets the hose again

the ammunation fire sale is still going on right?

>>42403175
>"The only thing that's on fire is my estrus ridden mare pussy darling."

>>42403196
I quit. I'll fuck Rarity until I can't walk.

>>42403206
That's a changeling. Rarity is never that crass.

>>42399637
Rainbow would think trashy rock sex songs would win guys over

>>42403225
That Anon is a changeling, any mare that falls for an Anon that wants to fuck them gets what they deserve.

>>42403291
>https://youtu.be/DSqp-W1pWoU

up to sunday shenans
don't die

>>42403361
I feel like there's a green like that where Flutters thinks anon's fallen for her, but it's actually a changeling plot

>>42403650
Honestly should happen more often, to the point Fluttershy has to violently check Anon to see if he's the real one before asking his fetish.
In fact...

>Day they're coming out of the walls in Equestria.
>Grumpy, very grumpy.
>"I'm sorry."
"Sorry doesn't undo a black eye you twit."
>Sitting in the horsepital after a bit of brain damage.
>Fluttershy greeted you this morning like usual.
>You expected another fetish guess.
>She freaked out the moment she saw you.
>Nurse Redheart brings you a coldpack.
>"Anon. Fluttershy. So let me get this straight. You kept hitting him with a baseball bat until he took it from you."
"I thought she was going to kill me."
>"Well given that she hasn't been cleared by the psychiatric ward that is understandable. Fluttershy."
>The white mare glares at Fluttershy who shrinks from the response.
>Caught off guard, you look at the annoying pegasus.
"I'm sorry. What!? You're actually mad. Has society finally see you for what you are?"
>Fluttershy taps her hooves together.
>"No."
>Redheart rolls her eyes.
>"Mr. Anon the Human, it is a common practice when a pony is captured by changelings. I'm sure it'll happen to you one day, but we have programs to de-stress victims after being rescued. Fluttershy here was taken by a changeling impersonating you."
>Impersonated yourself huh?
>Well her obsession with you is not really an obscure matter.
"Let me guess, I showed up to your door saying I love you and you bought it hook, line, and sinker?"
>"She pretty much did."
>"I thought for sure my love had won you out. All it did was put me into a cocoon and passed around a hive."
"Had no idea it happened. You've been visiting me everyday, but I said no way."
>Fluttershy looks shocked.
>"You knew it wasn't me the whole time! Oh, Anon. I knew you loved me for me."
>Give a side eye to Nurse Redheart.
>You kicked Fluttershy off your porch every time.
>"So after being rescued she had to be decommissioned to healthy levels. Apparently old habits die hard and she tried to sneak off to your place. Clearly shows she needs more time with Doctor Wellbeing. Come along now."
>Flutterbutter whines as she is lead off to her treatment.
>Wish they would fix her fixation with you.
>"Now then, time to treat you."
"Just need aspirin Nurse Redheart. She didn't hit me that hard."
>"Poor dear, you've been under assault by changelings for the past few days. I'll see that you're back to normal healthy levels."
"Uh."
>"Let's start by taking off those pants."
"Nope!"
>Run right out of there before fucking Redheart could treat you.
>Need to buy a new can of Raid because of...
>Fucking Changeling Fluttershys.

>>42403844
That's a kind of hell that even raid won't fix

>>42403225
You call it crass, she calls it being direct.

>>42404122
don't know if i buy that

>>42403206
Nice try bitch

>>42404543
This anon’s got the right idea

>>42404543
>HOLY SHIT I'D RATHER PLAY ACTION 52 AND BIBLE GAMES WHILE GETTING A ROOT CANAL THROUGH MY ASS WITH A FLAMING SPORK AND A RUSTY CAN-OPENER THAN TOUCH THIS DUMB HORSE!

>>42405202
What a peculiar way of phrasing how I enjoy the sunrise. And what a peculiar way you’re salivating while looking at me…

>>42405202
Take a hike, I have what I need to avoid you

>>42405202
Don’t be lewd about it

>>42405202
>"Oh goodness, look at this, Anonymous."
>Celestia holds up a positive pregnancy test.
"Its fake."
>"You will be such a great father!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

>>42406390
And you'll never be a mother.

>>42406854
>And you'll never be a mo-

>>42407052
>ITT: Princess Celestia fucks (You)r face with her tongue

>>42406390
>>42406854
>>42407052

"I just want a normal human girlfriend, man."

>>42407284
Can your human women do this?

>>42407052
>>42407262
I hid a cyanide pill in my fake tooth and you just swallowed it. No it wasn't meant for you I was waiting to use it the day I couldn't escape Fluttershy. Now I have to go get a new one. Stupid royal horse.

late night boop

>>42407764
So nice of Luna to look after us

>>42407968
she's chill like that.

>>42407968
>>42408207
>So nice of Luna to guard us and look out for us against the other ponies while we sleep helplessly right guys hahaha?
This is a setup and you know it

>>42408229
That kind of paranoia doesn’t go far enough.

off page 10

>>42407764
>>42407968
What are Fluttershy's dreams like?

>>42409003
>human on pony action, fluttershy, impregnation

>>42409110
This is the kinda bitch that dreams of superfetation.

>>42409156
>"Is... is that your fetish?"

>>42409176
No now get outta here

Predators have front-facing eyes

>>42409293
Does that make Derpy a super-predator?

>>42409003
>https://derpibooru.org/search?q=fluttershy%2C+human+on+pony%2C+animated

>>42409396
Like a mantis shrimp.
Yes.

>"This is an announcement from your esteemed Emperor, Palpatine."
>"By virtue of the inherent superiority of the human species over the rest of the Galaxy, I hereby declare any Anon guilty of diluting his bloodlines with the inferior alien pony race to be guilty of a crime against the Empire."
>"Nothing can stop the Empire. The Dark Side will prevail."

>>42409462
Someone needs to tell Derpy she has dandruff falling out of her mane

>>42409571
>>>/pol/ptg/

>>42409571
They raped me Palpy.

>>42409571
Can you please use the Death Star on this planet.

>>42406390
>>42409110
>"You don't want to hear the clip-clopping of little hooves around the house, and see a tiny little foal come up to you saying 'Daddy!' ?"

>>42409825
I don't want YOUR foals flutterrat

>>42409825
My dark side powers will ensure that NEVER happens!

>>42409987
Fool.

>>42409571
yeah, well what if one of the Jedi you missed shows up out of the blue with your pupil's son, a malt liquor salesman, and a yeti with him? what then?

>>42409801

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KalD9v-S_mI&pp=ygUSZGVhdGggc3RhciBhcnJpdmVz

>>42410281
Don't be ridiculous. That will never happen.

>>42410129
Oh no

late night boop

>>42410129
Kind of close to the hot part of that saber.

In l you ask me, the problem is that we only write oneshots

>>42411481
it's hard to write while you're being raped

>>42411484
I can’t believe they got Neb.

>>42411772
He's enduring unending sexual torment at the hooves of so many ponies fulfilling their fantasies. I wish he would return to us from his prison, hell I sacrifice myself and they can take me instead.

>>42406390
>>42411484

>>42412266
Well if she was pregnant, it just got cooked.

>>42411484
>>42412057
>>42412266
NONONONNONONONNONO!

>>42411772
It was inevitable when he penned "Flutterrape, Inc."
He knew too much.

>>42412508
Alright, we need to make a list of all former writefags who've been taken. Perhaps we can mount a rescue mission.

>>42412511
Slep, Glimbrain, Tuesday, and Zigzagwanderer for sure.

>Yep, it's you in Equestria again.
>And you know what's gonna happen, right?
>Knock-knock-knock...
>Uh-huh. Right on cue.
>Setting down your coffee, you schlep on over to your front door to see what the fetish guess of the day is.
>You open the door, and lo and behold, there is Fluttershy.
>Of course.
>At least, you expect it's her.
>It's hard to tell, because she's wearing a gorilla suit.
>So you're basically looking at a pony-sized gorilla with flowing pink tresses and a matching tail.
>This shit's all kinds of messed up.
>"Um, ooga-booga?"
"The fuck is this even supposed to be?"
>"Oh, well-um, I thought you might be more attracted to me if I looked closer to your species."
>She turns in place and wiggles her butt at you.
>"Is it working?"
"Not really. In fact, it seems kinda racist."
>Fluttershy is, as usual, crestfallen.
>"Oh."
"Where in Ponyville did you even find a gorilla suit anyhow?"
>"Oh, I mail-ordered it. I actually asked for a human suit, but they didn't know what a human was. This is the closest thing they had."
>An awkward silence descends between you.
>"So...ummm..."
"I'm gonna go finish my breakfast now."
>"Oh, alright. Same time tomorrow then?"
>You sigh.
"If you must."
>"A-alright. See you then!"
>You slam the door and bolt it.
>This shit is just going on too long now if that's the best guess she can some up with on a Wednesday.

>>42412869
At least he didn't get ripped in half like Spongebob

Hey Anons, what if the next time Fluttershy shows up on your doorstep with a fetish guess you throw a spear at her and put her in a tasty sandwich instead?

>>42413349
I’m not letting her inside me

>8
Fluttershy is thinking about (You)…
https://tantabus.ai/images/56117

>>42414028
DEEZ NUTS. Hah. Go ahead and shoot me now.

>"Good afternoon, Anon."
>"Have (You) exercised your penis today?"
>"You know how important daily exercise is, don't you..."

>>42414028
Ranch, at first it starts off at room temperature
>>42414206
I'm on my second month no-nut

>>42414028
There's not actually any such thing as "cool ranch".
It's a marketing gimmick.
Like "clean coal".

>>42414061
>>42414224
>>42414232
Bzzt, wrong answer.
It's mare breeding time for you Anon.

>>42414293
>"Nice try Anon. I inject myself with sand every day. I've built up an immunity."
>"Now fill up a mare with your monkey spunk."

>>42414602
ANON SECRET TECHNIQUE: MAXIMUM NOPE RETREAT

>>42414282
NO I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THE STABLES AGAIN!

>>42414602
Aw, look! The worthless princess thinks she can order me around with her useless magic.

9 is no place to be.

>>42414602
Fine. Will upgrade from sand to sandpaper.

>>42415162
Do yo want Darconequuses?
Because that's how you get Draconequuses!

>>42414602
Shan't.

>>42337553 (OP)
So why is it called Flutterrape if Anon is the one being raped, shouldn't it be Anon rape thread or some shit?

>>42415272
Did somebody say draconequuses?

>>42415476
SEE??!!!

>>42415449
Because he’s getting Flutterraped

>>42415449
In every other thread, Anon (You) do the rape.

>>42414735
>"But Vegeta! Look how fuckable they are!"

>>42414282
It is not.

>>42415814
I am not familiar with this mare and would prefer it stay that way

>>42415679
Damn it Nappa.

>>42414602
Pepto-Bismol, if you keep this shit up I will buy an entire goddamned pizza and make you watch while I shove the entire thing up Chrysalis' cunt.

>>42416890
>"Go ahead Anon. Shove it in."
https://twibooru.org/1800379

>>42416925
I’d fug the bug.

>>42416932
That’s how you get crabs.

>>42416932
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
DO NOT THE BUG

>>42417303
I will the bug even harder now.

REMINDER:
ANY
FORM
(YOU)
WANT

>>42417480
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCK A NICE PRETTY MARE!
NOT SOME FREAKY BUG WITH TEETH IN HER PUSSY!

>>42417843
You can’t prove she has teeth down there

>>42417854
>"No... but I can."
>"I've got the scars to prove it."

>>42417843
>"It's not a question of who will let me, Candy-ass..."
>"But who will stop me."

>>42417843
>>42418000
AWWWWWYEAHH~!

>>42417843
>teeth in her pussy
That's kinda hot

>Anon, this is UNACCEPTABLE.
>First you refuse to date a pretty mare
>Then you call me FAT!
>THEN you won't even pet a cute mare!
>AND LASTLY! You have SEX with Queen Chrysalis!?
>I'm telling the other princesses about this!

>>42418763
I didn't have sex with any of you horse people. In fact, I think I'll send this thread to the depths. Beyond page 10. Die with me you fools. To oblivion.

>>42418780
>And so, Anon's body was broken down at the molecular level along with the thread.
>And as it did so, so did Fluttershy's.
>And their molecules and atoms did meld and intertwine.
>Like two rivers that cross and separate they can never be distinct from one another again.
>Anon spent the rest of eternity...
>Becoming one with,
>Fucking Fluttershy.