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Anonymous No.42340554 [Report] >>42340625 >>42340659 >>42340665 >>42340745 >>42341876 >>42341905
>Tw-Twilight there isn’t really a creepy, suit-wearing orangutan from another world who wants to *gulp* come inside me of all ponies right? Right?? I mean if there was we could totally stop in time b-before he y’know…Twilight? You still there…?
Anonymous No.42340625 [Report]
>>42340554 (OP)
>orangutan
different ape species you flying nigger
Anonymous No.42340659 [Report]
>>42340554 (OP)
"Hello Rainbow Dash. I'm standing right here."
Anonymous No.42340665 [Report]
>>42340554 (OP)
>"I can't believe you'd be so racist, RD..."
>"Or is it 'speciest'? Eh, who cares."
Anonymous No.42340745 [Report]
>>42340554 (OP)
“Don’t be silly, Rainbow Dash. You’ve probably known all about her life ever since she was a filly by now, since she’s probably told you the story of how she got her cutie mark or how she was foalsat by Princess Cadance of all ponies.”
Anonymous No.42341665 [Report]
Cool it with the anti-simian remarks.
Anonymous No.42341876 [Report]
>>42340554 (OP)
Of course there isn't a suit-wearing orangutan, Dashie! It's a homo sapiens sapiens, totally different ape species!
Anonymous No.42341905 [Report]
>>42340554 (OP)
>"I don't know nothin' about no suit wearin' orangutans from another world, but I know I certainly intend on cummin' inside some crime doin' mares'. Speakin' of, I heard you been a pretty naughty pony yourself, 'topcunt'. The long dick of the law knows no limits."