>Tw-Twilight there isn’t really a creepy, suit-wearing orangutan from another world who wants to *gulp* come inside me of all ponies right? Right?? I mean if there was we could totally stop in time b-before he y’know…Twilight? You still there…?

>>42340554 (OP)
>orangutan
different ape species you flying nigger

>>42340554 (OP)
"Hello Rainbow Dash. I'm standing right here."

>>42340554 (OP)
>"I can't believe you'd be so racist, RD..."
>"Or is it 'speciest'? Eh, who cares."

>>42340554 (OP)
“Don’t be silly, Rainbow Dash. You’ve probably known all about her life ever since she was a filly by now, since she’s probably told you the story of how she got her cutie mark or how she was foalsat by Princess Cadance of all ponies.”

Cool it with the anti-simian remarks.

>>42340554 (OP)
Of course there isn't a suit-wearing orangutan, Dashie! It's a homo sapiens sapiens, totally different ape species!

>>42340554 (OP)
>"I don't know nothin' about no suit wearin' orangutans from another world, but I know I certainly intend on cummin' inside some crime doin' mares'. Speakin' of, I heard you been a pretty naughty pony yourself, 'topcunt'. The long dick of the law knows no limits."