Since Anon was officially sworn in as Celestia's "Royal Pleasurer", it has become quite fashionable among mares all across Equestria to offer themselves to Anon sexually, so that they can boast of having enveloped the same cock that the Princess does.

whole lot of words to say you're a brown shitskin, OP.

>>42340925
fpbp

>>42340925
fp
bp
>[Deleted]
fuck jannies

>>42340925
an anon too baste for annyjay lol

>>42340925
FPBP
OP BTFO

>>42342307
I'm curious as to how you would defend this image as anything but extremely gay

>>42342650
See, you're supposed to be the anon so it's cool that the artist wanted to draw a bara guy.

>>42340915 (OP)
Even Luna's "going green"

>>42342650
I'm curious as to why you would need to defend that image like some sort of extremely gay internet debater.

>>42342659
>bara
You're a brown furry

While I dig the images (based ponies turned on by Anon’s physique enjoyer), OP’s shitty porn prompt can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a gravel driveway.

>>42344816
Isn't bara gay anime stuff?

>>42345086
Originate there yes. But there is overlap. The real question is how does anon know about it being associated with gay furries?

>>42344820
Ponies lusting over human men is peak image

>>42342650
Imagine telling on yourself like this

>>42344808
>anons sausage nips
Who likes this?

>>42345313
Apparently Pinkie.

>42345165
*Peak brown shitskin
Kill yourself, nigger. Nobody will miss you when you die.

>>42345668
seethe

>>42345668
You will never satisfy a pony like a human man can.

Hi rgre
Bye rgre

>>42345668
>dead
HiE board

>Captcha: R0VND

Oh so my thread about toilet ponies got deleted but this is allowed? Anon's tent???

>>42346608
HEY!
I asked a relevant question in that thread!

>>42346614
The bidet and fans would be here pee and her farts/queefs

>>42346626
Thenk yew.

>>42345959
>Sucking janitor cock
Brown tranny staple

>>42345188
>see naked male physique posted in a sexual thread
>feel sexually repulsed
Oh no, i told on myself for being heterosexual

>>42346895
>feel sexually
Say no more.

>>42345188
Imagine being so deep in the closet that a porn art with a hairy, brawny dude with no shirt on as the focal point, being presented in a sexualized manner, isn't the absolute gayest possible thing to jerk off to. You are a literal faggot.

>>42346914
You seem awfully fixated on the hairy, brawny dude with no shirt on.

>>42346920
Then don't post it.

>>42346923
Post what?

>>42346926
Images from your yaoi folder. This is a heterosexual, mare-focused harem thread.

>>42346931
Sorry, I don't have a "yaoi" folder. Maybe you do, but all I have is a "anon" folder for anon-relevant threads like this one.

>>42346934
Ah, so you have a type. Not just any yaoi will do for you.

>>42346936
Well, I personally don't find it very sexually stimulating on my end, but you clearly do. After all, no one else was talking about that until you did.

>>42346942
Never said it was stimulating. Just that it's sexualized by nature.

>>42346947
How so?

>>42346953
Alright, this back and forth was funny at first but now it's gotten boring. Now if you'll excuse me there's an illustration of the rowdyruff boys wearing powerpuff dresses, complete with visible bulge, that needs my attention. But you can rest assured I am absolutely 100% heterosexual and 0% gay.

>>42346969
Thanks for letting us know.

>>42346920
You're literally retarded, the artist drew that so you would look at the homoman. There is nothing erotic about it except unless you're completely fucking gay.

>>42346981
Could you repeat that in English?

>>42346985
You are a cockgobbling faggot with a hallow head,. The image is 95% a gay man, just accept you're a faggot.

>>42346994
I didn't realize there was a percentage. Impressive. You're a real expert.

>>42347000
Since you're on the specialbus. I will make it even easier for you. The pony is negligible and not the focus of this homopic, you could replace the pony with anything else including (You) because it's a homopic about a man
You gay nigger.

>>42347013
I'm glad you have a version you can finally enjoy.

>>42347016
>Pure projection
I accept your concession

>>42347021
I think you have something else about yourself that you ought to accept first.

>>42346969
that's the based kind of gay though

>>42347029
Do gay faggot ESLs like yourself think a game of No U's is intellectually engaging?

>>42347039
I don't know. Maybe one such as yourself can tell us.

>>42347043
>No U again
You have less value than a bot, gay nigger.

>>42347045
Calm down.

>>42340915 (OP)
Does a fic with this premise exist yet? If not, it needs to.
>b-b-but it's le wish fulfillment!!!!!!!!11 a fic can only be good if it interrupts your jerk off to fingerwag at you about how what you like is le bad!!!!!!!!!!11
Shut the fuck up

>>42347047
I am calm, and you should kill yourself so there's less homos in the world

>>42340915 (OP)

>>42347056
You seem unreasonably upset on such a fine Friday. Relax. Enjoy yourself.

>>42347060
I'll enjoy myself while you do a flip

>>42347064
Me doing a flip won't solve your unresolved sexual issues.

>>42347083
>You don't like naked men you have unresolved issues
Why are all homos like this

>>42347089
Why are you so focused on naked men?

>>42347090
Why are you so focused on defending naked men?

>>42347095
The only man I'm defending is myself. And I'm not naked.

>>42347099
Delusional.

>>42347111
Checked. But I assure you, I am wearing clothes.

>>42347114
I didn't ask. But it says a lot about your brainpower that you'd need to check

>>42347120
I didn't even need to check. I just know. I can feel them. But you can't even feel your own deep-seated problems over images containing singular males.

>>42347124
>Checked
>I didn't even need to check
Walked right into that one retard

I went to the beach the other day, saw barechested men, and nothing happened, it didn't activate the homolust the baiter is suffering from right now.
He's very in the closet.

>>42347133
The only thing I did check was your trips.

>>42347139
Keep telling yourself that.

>>42347155
But you got trips right here. >>42347111

>>42347156
Yes and?

>>42347162
I checked those.

I cant tell if the hairy muscle man poster is aware that he's gay and just trolling, or genuinely unaware that he's gay

>>42342670
Unf

>>42347164
Keep telling yourself that.

>>42347198
So much for being a little courteous.

>>42347214
You also got trips, I ignored them because I don't check gay men.

This has to be the gayest exchange imaginable.

>>42347221
You sure?

>>42347329
I'm sure that you like to check gay men, like the picture. But you can keep your homolust to yourself.

>>42347338
I mean, you drew attention to the man in the pictures, instead of the mares. I assure you, they are all elements that go together.

>>42347346
>If you notice picture is about the giant thing in the picture instead of the tiny one you're drawing attention bro
I can tell you have room temperature IQ on the account of all the cocks you've sucked.

>>42347359
Now you're thinking about oral sex out of nowhere. You're just full of surprises.

>>42347362
Hownew.ru

>>42347390
Not clicking that.

>>42347392
Youreafuckingreta.rd

>>42345313
its just a style choice.
honestly you could vomit more about the cake he has but you chose the nips you naughty nonny.

>>42347458
Also not clicking that.

>>42347473
nta but havent laughed this hard for a bit.
you deserve a (you)

captcha: SMHNX

>>42347495
I just wanted to have a lewd no-hurdles-to-sex thread. But whatever the fuck it ended up turning into works just as well for entertainment, I suppose.

>>42347127
Gyatt dayum

>astonishingly gay shit
Nice /fit/ thread you closet cases

>>42348896
I'm amazed by how many of these exist. It's like a whole subgenre of MLP yaoi. Like, if they were gay for stallions that'd be fine but they're posting literal human men.

>>42348956
There was a whole general about it running from 2014 to 2018
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/physique/order/asc/

>>42348962
>No this is different from rgre (even though it's not) so let's make it it's own general
Funniest thing right there.

>>42348968
>>No this is different from rgre (even though it's not) so let's make it it's own general
I think that's exactly how 4 or 5 other transitory generals started. RGRE was super popular back then

>>42348975
>I think that's how all the offshoots formed
It was, but I'm still of the school of thought that they were completely unnecessary because it was just
>rgre #2 but here Anon ______
>rgre #3 and this one is like ______

>>42348983
The funny thing is that RGRE itself is just an AiE offshoot. I'd like to see someone make a phylogenetic tree with all the generals to come out of this board.
>completely unnecessary
One one hand I agree with you, on the other hand it's very convenient in retrospect because the thread OPs have their own pastebin directories and image dumps and so on.

In those days people complained about x and yfags littering their thread with their peculiarities and so exiled them to spinoff generals.
Nowadays generals are so dead that anons are begging for consolidation with vaguely related threads just so they'll get more than one greentext snippet every business day.

>>42348998
>I'd like to see someone make a phylogenetic tree with all the generals to come out of this board.
Same. There's a lot of board history i missed thanks to (((real life))). The autism of this board is strong enough, you would think there's dozens of anons who are obsessed with the board itself

>>42348983
I dont think accounting for redundancy is really relevant when it comes to catagorizing fetish stuff. Especially when the slightest detail out of place can ruin it.

>>42349019
>Professor Anon Y. Mous in his office at the Horsefucker Institute for /mlp/ History, circa 2025

>>42348355
>>42347974
Why do you have more homogay images saved on your pc

>>42350288
Don't be silly. Twilight, Fluttershy, and Applejack are all mares and not stallions.

>>42349119
Very based. Is this your image?

>>42347059
>panks mouth looks like it's moving
Ponko literally cannot stop talking about how good sex with a human is, even while having sex.

>>42347088
Self threesome or self NTR? Truly ponks is the most creative when it comes to sexo.

>>42351968
Kind of looks like she's sucking on his throat.

>>42352719
Okay, this ones kinda hot. But it's because the focus is on twi lust, not anon physique

>>42351968
>Ponko literally cannot stop talking about how good sex with a human is
oh nonsense- she's just telling Anon about how Twilight accidentally set one of her "private" journal entries to the princesses by mistake

>>42353383
her time on the other side of the mirror awakened something in Twilight

>>42353539

>>42353539
>be Twilight
>Stallions... aren't doing it anymore for you
>Ever since you came back from the mirror world you can't stop thinking about one thing
>Sweet Celestia, is this how Lyra feels? Maybe you owe her an apology
>Something inside you just switched after Flash Sentry
>It wasn't because you loved to fuck little colts or something
>Thoughmaybethatalsowasprettyhot
>Anyways... you'd been having a problem scratching that itch, but it was mostly fine
>Then estrus season came
>You tried everything, you did things that would make momma pull you by the teats
>Toys, books, gloryholes, your bro-, the guards
>Good Celestia, you almost let yourself be captured by Diamong Dogs, just to feel something like hands again
>Tartarus, you'd even tried to fix the mirror and probably had made the most advancements in transdimensional engineering ever since Starswil made the stuff up
>All of that just to get off
>you were pathetic
>Worse of all, YOU WERE STILL HORNY

>Be Anon
>Applebloom finally agreed to stop hiding you on the barn and take you to her sister's princess friend to see if she can help you get back home to keep shitposting with the Boyz
>Also, she's been "feeling weird" around you lately and you want to make sure you're not affecting your new friend with earth bacteria or something
>The air smells funny in the town, it must be the spring
>You don't have many clothes, since the Timberwolves fucked you up before Bloom found ya
>So you just walk around on your shirt and your underwear, Bloom said ponies don't mind
>Although you swear a mint colored mare was looking at you funny...
>Oh, that must be her! The one with the horn and wings
>Bloom starts to trot towards her, calling out
>The mare turns to look at the filly, and then at you
>You see her eyes widened
>Next thing you know, you're on the ground with a face full of lavender scented fluff and something wet rubbing against your shirt

>>42349630
I love this. Small Celestia barbarian waifu is smoking.

>>42347069
>HAOP
No

>>42355266
>>>/zoo/

>>42353486
Hot

>>42355267
what prompted you to start going through this rigmarole recently? you're almost getting to the point of becoming a new barneyfag

>>42355276
I'm not the only person tired of this "as horsey as possible" nonsense.

>>42355285
HAOP just looks stupid
I don't need it to look like a horse, but when it has the fat and gluteal cleft like that image you need to be brown to enjoy it.

>>42355289
>HAOP just looks stupid
true, hell even ponut + simplified hvop looks better

>>42355289
Then why are you complaining?

>>42355285
It just looks better. Human parts are for women. Pony parts are for mares.

>>42355296
Because I'm not brown like you

>>42355391
There is a happy medium.
>Big winking marepussies?
Yes.
>squash soup
No.
>Larger teats on a mare?
Sure.
>Hoers face with no sclera eyes
No.
>Hoofbutts?
Sigh ok just no crazy swollen abominations

Full on /zoo/ is just too much. But a few poner features? Sure.

>>42355465
>Full on /zoo/ is just too much
I agree, the criteria you gave is exactly the degree of horse I use for my own headcanons and fantasies and such. Although you have to admit that sometimes it's fun to warp it one direction or another. Like making the ponies bipedal with hands and shit for visual humor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TtUG5p2AAY or writing funny greentexts about >what if equestria, but real horses?!?!?
I think anons should stand to be more flexible in their tastes in general, or at least not complain as much. Batponies, mothponies, seaponies, thingpony, etc etc all deviate from ponies a lot but someone would have to be pretty prudish to think they cross the line to furfaggotry.

>>42355023
>something wet rubbing against your shirt
damn extradimensional smoothmonkes got Purplesmart so worked-up she forgot she was carrying that jelly-filled donut.

but seriously,

>Princess of Friendship dry-humping an alien right there in front of everypony
What would the rest of the M6 think? What would Celestia and Luna think?

>>42342307
NO ONE looks like that
>>42342650
yes, it's kind of gay. not the fact he put more detail in buff anon than in pinkie, but he self inserts despite very probably not looking like this

>>42356446
>Another homogay where the focus is on a faggot

Okay you know what, I agree that this male physique focus is hella gay, but this derailing is obviously ptfgtrannies trying to worm their agenda into yet another thread (same as the recent "nothing more pure than love between a mare and a mare" spam). And I say this as someone who even wants to be a pony in Equestria.

>>42357313
>/ptfg/ specializations:
>fetishize transforming into a pony
>schizophrenia
>call anything not strictly /ptfg/ gay
>await the next buff anon pic
>schizophrenia

>>42355266
>>42355289
What does HAOP mean?

>>42358545
Human Asshole On Pony?

>>42347069
Human Ass On Pony.
The cue is the little crease that can be seen at the bottom of each buttock, which is not present in equine anatomy, but is present in human anatomy.
Apparently tiny details like that are turn-offs for truly dedicated horsefuckers, or at least sufficient to make certain detail-oriented art snobs reee about low-effort art.

Fun fact: most erotic art is traced or copied from existing images, so adaptations to pony erotica often feature problematic mistakes like this.

>>42342650
We have femanons on this board.

>>42359480
Lol

>>42359480
WOMEN???
ON MY INTERNET HATE MACHINE???!!!???
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42359480
>femanons
None that are straight.

>>42359553
Point.

>>42359480
Gross

>>42357313
schizo

>>42360270
>Noooo stop nooticing!!!

>>42360456
Doesn't quite work in that orientation. Here, fixed it for you.

>>42360479
That is better.

>>42359553
all women are bi

>>42345313
>Who likes this?
A girl once told me mine were cute. She then sucked on them. This awakened a new fetish on me.

>>42362366
>She then sucked on them.
Randomly?

>>42345313
>sausage nips
You mean Anon’s LEFT SHITTING DICKNIPPLE??!!!

>>42362366
The fuck?

>>42360456
>>42360479
She's humping his leg

>>42364202
That's not all she's humping...

>>42363951
The suck.

>>42364812
Lol

>>42366279
She came. I love it

>>42366477