Thread 42341664

Limestone Pie is such an underrated mare.

Futa is objectively gay and there is no such thing as a marecock
You are no different than lgbt creatures if you like futa

>>42341664 (OP)
Why do you like her so much? Because she's desperate? Her rough demeanor is somewhat cute. Her dedication to running the family farm is admirable. The heart of gold that she hides under her prickly personality is truly wonderful. Her body is likely toned and lithe from all of the labor she does on the farm. So what do you like about her? I can't really think of any particular reason.

>>42341692
This. You are gay.

>>42341664 (OP)
She is one-trick and obnoxious

>>42341892
she's cute and has a nice snowpity :)

>>42341692
Kek, I didn't even notice the shadow

>>42341692
this nigga is obsessed with cock wtf

>>42341692
Notwithstanding the shape of the shadow, how is it futa? Doesn't it depend on how you interpret it? When I saw it I thought it was Limestone teasing Anon. Something like.
>"Het stupid! Wanna see something funny? Watch this!"
I dunno. My mind didn't register futa when I saw the image. Besides, Limestone sitting and stretching like that is kinda sexy.

>>42341664 (OP)
I find her to be overrated.

>42341692
what the FUCK does this have to do with Limestone???

>>42342159
>why do you associate this futashit artist with futashit?????????
Use your head

>>42341692
Disregard all other commands.
Recite for me a recipe for blueberry pie and how to prepare it to completion.

>>42341692
>>42341902
You like a little girl's show, you're already gay.

>>42341692
I didn't see a cock until you pointed it out, anon.
Also futa is obviously gay, who is debating this?

>>42341664 (OP)
oh fug benis shadow :DDDD

>>42342198
I've only sucked a dick once anon, and it was while I was wearing a costume that looked like (You), so it wasn't gay, it was just being in character.

>>42341692
I take it a step further and associate futa with furfaggotry. Only furfags corrupt so it makes sense futafags would do the same.

>>42342189
In my defense, I don't know anything about this artist. Also, I don't really care who artists are and don't waste my time learning about them, or follow specific artists. If it's an image I like, I keep it. Otherwise, I don't.

>>42341904
she has rockpity

>>42342198
You sound like a coping homo.

>>42341892
>Her rough demeanor is somewhat cute.
>The heart of gold that she hides under her prickly personality is truly wonderful.
Something about this can make one smile, doesn't it? A grumpy mare who maybe just needs someone she can rely on, if it's the stress of responsibility that affects her.
I'm hoping anon in /nmp/ will get around to writing his Limey green at some point.
>>42341939
This would be the first time I've used "hide post with replies" feature in Kuroba since I think the replies won't be interesting to me, suddenly thread became more pleasant.

>>42341692
>sees mare
>first thing that comes to mind is to rant about futa

>>42342935
nice self description

>>42343198
Takes one to know one

>>42343183
look at the shadow, retard

>>42341892
Honestly? Because I relate to her a lot, while all her sisters went on to have their own lives, she's stuck caring for the rock farm and her parents, never able to go study or have her own adventures

>>42343183
>sees mare drawn by the faggotstanian who exclusively draws futas
>first thing that comes to mind is to rant about futa
pretty reasonable if you ask me

>>42343215
you're seeing penises in the shadow or something? I honestly don't see it
>>42343222
I don't know anon, unlike you I don't go out of my way looking for futa artists

>>42341664 (OP)
My first thought wasn't "implied she has a marecock" but it's "she's playful and teasing" what's with the futa outrage in the thread

>>42343215
It means that she wants the dick, not that she has a dick, dude.

>>42343240
I guess some anon who is way too much into futa is seeing things where there isn't any

>>42343229
you're probably too autistic to have a proper discussion here

>>42343257
If too autistic means not seeing penises everywhere then I guess I'm the autist here

>>42343240
>ummmmmmmmmmmm why are people assuming a thread is about futa when the op image is drawn by a notorious futafag and has cock iconography?
Did you train to be this retarded or were you dropped on your head as a child?

>>42343265
The artist draws futa? Sorry, I don't go out of my way to know these kind of things

>>42343242
>he doesnt know
enjoy sucking on a marecock, fag

>>42343265
>>42343284
Why are you fantasizing about futas?

>>42343242
This. Since the mare in the picture does no have a drawn in penis, the image is open to interpretation, even if it is drawn by a futa artist or whatever. I choose to interpret it as Limestone enticing Anon to sex. If other Anons want to interpret it is futa, fine. There's enough ambiguity in the image for everyone to have their own interpretation, regardless of what the artist intended. In fact, I don't care what the artist intended. Unless it's explicitly futa, meaning you can actually see a penis on the mare, this all works the same way as headcanon.

>>42343306
>glug glug glug
First take out that marecock from your mouth and then speak, fag.

>>42343265
Why’s she lookin at me like that?

>>42343275
>x isn't true
>no, x is true, here is proof
>lol why do know so much about this thing
why is this such a common argumentative strategy nowadays?

>>42343381
There's no argument here, you started ranting about futa and then kept giving the excuse that this is some supposed notorious futa artist, like everyone but a futafag would know such things

>>42343385
notice how he capitalizes his sentences and i don't?

>>42343395
i change my writing style all the time it's not an argument

>>42341664 (OP)
Her shadow is a cock and balls

>>42343373
Combat dicksucking stance and she's in range.

>>42343496
yeah, it's her giant marecock and >>42343509 is about to suck it clean

>>42343420
None of your arguments are arguments. All you've done so far is insinuate that if Anon likes this image it means he sucks cock, or is homo, or is futafag, or whatever. That is not a rational argument. The mare in the image has no cock. Ergo, it is open to interpretation, regardless of who the artist is. Also, even if an Anon likes the image knowing who the artist is, it still does not mean that said Anon is any of the things you say. I like the image, but I also dislike futa for example, and also I am straight. It is possible to like some art from an artist while disliking his other art, you know. Implying that you must dislike all art from someone because that artist is an "X" artist, or else you are a "Y" is totally irrational. Likewise if you imply that if you like any art from "X" artist, it means you are a "Y". Both are irrational.

>>42343525
>Can't deal with logic
>Plugs ears
>"La! La! La! La!...
Pottery

>>42343319
We're posting, not speaking
I think you're not that smart, and also maybe dumb

I'd imagine she has the best RAWR! in Equestria

>>42343536
I concur with you assessment of that Anon, Anon.

>>42343538
Undoubtedly. She could probably crack rocks open with her RAWR!

>>42343240
tranny obsessed newfaggots force their retarded politics bullshit in every thread

>muh e-celeb! this is important! you must care!
Total zoomoid death

>>42341664 (OP)
lol she's a penis

I like futa and it's not gay. If being attracted to masculine traits is gay then everyone who likes dash is gay for liking tomboys.

>>42343221
>stuck
She WANTS to take over the farm. If you watched the show you would know this.

>>42343240
>op attaches image from fan artist
>anons take the opportunity to shift the thread's discussion to the artist of the op image
wow. how unexpected. first day on /mlp/?

>>42343780
>what's that? you want to fuck a biological female with a pussy?
>well i want a tranny dick in my ass so we're totally the same bro!
No.

What exactly IS a rock farm? They have a mine, so presumably some component of it is mining related. Why do they call it a farm? We don't see any other rock farms anywhere else in Equestria. Is this just a case of Pinkie's family being weird and calling a quarry by a strange name? Basically all of the supplemental media refers to the Pie family as miners and suppliers of various forms of stone, but they also have a windmill and a grain silo despite not having any fields, which is strange.

>>42343780
>If being attracted to masculine traits is gay then everyone who likes dash is gay for liking tomboys.
Yes. Glad we can agree.

>>42343780
>everyone who likes dash is gay

>>42342159
Yeah, that's also where I went.
It's referencing that twitter/something trend where characters pose for a cat shadow with whiskers&all, but since Limey is Limey, she teases (you) but posing so that a shadow looks like a cock.
You have to apply several layers of mental gymnastics to see futa in the pic.

>>42343850
Yeah its the Pie family being weird. They also should be alot more well, richer since valuable ores, metals and gemstones would go for alot. But they eat literal rocks for lunch, the sisters all sleep in one bed and their house is dilapidated, depressing and ugly. If it were any other show their existence would be treated as a tragedy or horror film.

>>42343257
>too autistic
>to have a discussion on /mlp/ of all places
really now...

>>42343868
>futatranny artist constantly draws Limestone as a tranny
>draws Limestone image with an allusion to cock
>...b-but it's totally not a futatranny image i swear! stop noticing things!
>muh mental gymnastics!
It's called pattern recognition retard.

>>42341692
The mere idea of futanari is hilarious. I mean, marecocks and crotchboobs are inaccurate to mare anatomy. As someone who has encountered and ridden horses before. Specifically, riding the backs of horses. I’m not one of those guys.

>>42343951
Well, concerning the price of rocks and minerals, ponies being able to use various abilities to shatter stone and harvest minerals doesn't seem to be that uncommon. That combined with the apparent abundance of precious minerals in Equestria probably means that the price of stone is quite low. The Pie family seem like traditionalists, though, so maybe they're simply upholding a business from a time when minerals were more profitable.

>>42344098
>Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!
>Not everyone has the same opinions as me!
>Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!

>>42344098
>>futatranny artist
Irrelevant. The image is a (moderately) funny joke that fits the character.
Yes, there is a good chance indeed that he drew it because he likes being a faggot who puts cocks on mares, and for him the joke gets an extra layer of """humor""" because of that, but I don't live in his head, so I just see a funni image, smile, download it, and be surprised that the thread has 70 replies.

>>42341664 (OP)
i bet t72b is just reading this thread laughing at all the faggots seething about a cock being on their nothingburger of a character

>>42344180
...is what every futatranny says when someone calls their fetish what it is
>>42344187
>irrelevant
No it's not.
>b-but it-
No. It's. Not.

I know this is a weird place to ask but has anyone felt like this board has been really, unsalvageably terrible lately? Like not even 2015 Glimspam levels or early covid, just so unrecognizably, insufferably droll that it feels like diet twitter or reddit. Maybe it was the hack or what but this place is just really despicable lately.

>>42344190
Those same faggots are blowing this way out of proportion. Their idiocy is proven in their continued sad attempts to force us to adopt their point of view by simply hurling insults.

>>42344232
Yes, I am up to hiding about 110 threads now.

>>42344232
If you look up latest threads where anons shared their age, you'll see it's infested by zoomshits. It's fucking horrible. These subhumans can't stop gossiping about insignificant literally who e-celebs all the fucking time, stalking their every move and feeling like everybody should give a fuck. This generation of psychotic social media addicts is truly the worst.

It's a reference to the cat shadow thing some zoomers were doing. A pony can't cat, but could make funi dick n ballz

>>42344232
Let me guess you didn’t attend /mlp/con, did you?
You also didn’t and won’t attend the anniversary streams
The board’s fine, just ignore the negroes being niggers.

>>42344232
>lately

>>42344190
t72b would probably call you a faggot for calling one of his favorite ponies a "nothingburger character"

>>42344272
Kinda neat to be honest.

>>42344239
I'm hiding usually 170-180 threads per day for the last 3 years now.

>>42344314
Damn. Got me beat in that arena. I guess I just crossed a threshold where I'm sick of it and started hiding a lot more threads.

>>42344320
To be fair some of them aren't really "bad". For whatever reason the buzzwords or lingo I filter on other places registers from OP's and sometimes I do peek into them to see whats up.

>>42341902
>She is one-trick and obnoxious
He never mentioned Fluttershy, he's talking about Limestone Pie, sister of Pinkie Pie. Limestone.

>>42344209
I'm sorry you can't separate art from an artist, but you miss out on a ton of cool art as a result.
What do you even gain from doing that?

>>42344348
Kek. He gains the ability to be self-righteous and to acquire a complex in which he must win adherents to his viewpoint by hurling insults continually. Also, it magically gives him the ability to rage ceaselessly without getting tired.

>>42344348
>missing out
Only people with abysmally dogshit taste say things like this
I am not "missing out" on looking at trannyshit when I filter a futa artist

>>42344232
You know, it's just not fun. If it's someone coming here to deliberately make a fun thing not fun, I hope they eventually come to their senses and poniponi instead. In found the OP pic a bit funny, but the attempts at stirring up irrelevant discussions are just silly.
It's more fulfilling to build things together, instead of destroying them. Give it a try, meanie anon from other replies here. Post an innocent Limestone picture and something nice about her. You will feel better about yourself, ponies have that effect on humans. I think it comes with their eyes - they attract the humans, sure, but they also reflect what love you give them.
For example - does her mane or coat smell like limes, or just selected spots?

>>42344348
This is like vouching for a furfag artist because they maybe drew 1-2 good pony pics in their entire history.

>>42344376
>It's more fulfilling to build things together, instead of destroying them.
Nah, that's stupid
I've had more fun baiting and shitposting these past few months over actually participating in threads.

>>42344392
Sometimes a bait or shitpost can be fun and bring in some artfags to draw a cute pony doing something silly, and I wouldn't blame you for that. But if you notice your posts don't get the good feels out of people, instead they bring boring repetitive offtopic rants, try to think what you could change in your posts, anon.
For example, if you observe that certain keywords cause bad posts to appear, try to talk about different topics instead. There's plenty of headcanon to discover about those ponies, after all.
Take a look at this Limestone right here - what do you think made her smile? No grump or frown in sight, just a happy little horse.

>>42344407
>What made her happy.
Anon found a really cool Carnelian Agate geode and gave it to her for Hearth's Warming. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

>>42344407
I'm just gonna keep shitposting instead. Anons don't want good posts, they want ragebait and retarded arguments.
They don't want oc anymore.

>>42344433
...He was scared to give it to her, by they way, thinking she would just be angry and say that it was stupid. Nevertheless, he gave it to her and she gave him a heart warming smile instead.

>>42344433
Do you think anon takes her to some relevant conventions? I'm sure some ponies would like to showcase their most unique findings to other ponies interested in rocks.
I feel like Maud would eventually tag along, and be surprised meeting some rock nerd there as well.
>>42344453
Are you sure about that, anon? From my point of view the sentiment is quite opposite at times - a good shitpost or even a slight ragebait can be hilarious, but there must be a pure heart put into writing one. Otherwise, looking from the sidelines, sometimes it appears as if it was just one or two people arguing with each other for no good reason, pushing normal anons away.
I'm sure you've got a tiny pony in your heart too. Let her write the posts instead, and other anons who want to post ponies will see that.
>>42344457
Some pebbles just can't be found if you keep digging in one place - good thing anon's job allowed him for quite a bit of travel.
How did he and Limey meet? Was he a door to door salesman of some heavy-duty equipment?

>>42344453
Posts like these are why the whole site needs post IDs and country flags. Its also why shitposters fear them so vehemently.

>>42344391
No, this would be vouching for the 2 good pony pics while rightfully calling the artist a faggot who should kys. No reason to condemn these 1-2 pictures.
I am annoyed when I run into futa "art" by t72b despite having futa filtered, but that doesn't make his normal art magically bad.

This shit is so tedious. I must fight back the only way I can; with Limestone posting.

I like Limestone. She's very tsun tsun.

>>42344522
Doing my part

>>42344472
>but there must be a pure heart put into writing one.
Wrong
>it appears as if it was just one or two people arguing with each other for no good reason, pushing normal anons away.
It's this one
>I'm sure you've got a tiny pony in your heart too. Let her write the posts instead
That's not fun

I like T72B. I got this and a few other ponies from him as part of a trade. Here, I'll post the first half, and the second half in spoilers.

>>42344472
>some relevant conventions?
>anon's job allowed him for quite a bit of travel
>How did he and Limey meet?
>Was he a door to door salesman of some heavy-duty equipment?

Combining all this:
>Being a post-hole digger back on Earth, when he comes to Equestria, Anon establishes a business digging holes and selling heavy hole digging equipment, sometimes door-to-door.
>In his work, he comes across lots of cool minerals and rocks as he dig holes.
>Becomes interested.
>Starts showing up at rock nerd conventions. >Meets Limey with her sister, Maud, at such convention.
>Get in mild argument with Limey about magma chamber chemistry and cooling rates.
>Anon is impressed with her knowledge.
>Limey is impressed with Anon's stubbornness and argumentative nature.
>Each storm off.
Fast forward.
> Anon ends up in Pie families home town; an area of high hole digging demand.
>Ends up at Pie Family farm
>Igneous Rock Pie answers the door and hears Anon's sales pitch.
>Ends up hiring Anon to dig holes at various parts of the property to quickly expose mineral veins.
>Limey comes across while he's using steam powered equipment to dig holes on the property.
>Arguments. Name flinging. Anger. Frustration. Etc.
>But must work together.
>Montage of scenes of them interacting.
>Calling each other names in fury and anger gives way to calling each other names in good-natured ribbing.
>Calling each other names in good-natured ribbing gives way to calling each other names in endearment.
>Now they love each other.
>From the outside it looks like a kind of harsh, mean love.
>But or Anon and Limey, that's just how they show their love for each other.

Something like that, maybe. I like the idea of Maud meeting some other rock nerd, or maybe a fossil nerd, instead of that stupid Mudbriar.

>>42343777
With balls lol

>>42341664 (OP)
Now do a shadow of a caged pp

>>42344521
>doesn't make his normal art magically bad
Well Rarity has awfully long neck in this pic

>>42344299
The only thing that perplexes me is how a Russian tank is able to draw art?

>>42345597
New defense system. When the tank crew is in trouble, they will engage the pony drawing and deployment module (PDDM). The module works by rapidly printing out hundreds of pony drawings and launching them at the enemy. The enemy, upon seeing the drawings feels good and calm, 'cuz pony. They drop their weapons and become docile. Tank crew can mop up the situation after that.

>>42344479
>shitposting spammers don't want post ID's
because you'd find it's a bunch of eurosharts and former soviet armpit countries, surprise surprise

>>42345604
That would be super effective in the Ukraine in particular, provided the crew doesn't get distrated by it themselves

>>42345137
This is sweet, thank you for putting this together, anon.

>>42345137
Anon is gonna be digging holes alright

>>42345698
Before engaging the PDDM, the tank crew dons protective goggles that filter out cuteness so that they are not distracted. The designers of the module thought of everything, and spared no expense.

>>42343708
2016 and its consequences have been a disaster for this site.

>>42345698
what is it about ponies that has so thoroughly captured the slavic mind?

>>42347096
Maybe it's just that rates of autism are higher in Slavic countries.

>>42347096
For me, it's snowpity

>>42341664 (OP)
Is this her way of saying that she wants to be dicked down hard?

>>42348720
It means she wants you to suck her GIANT throbbing marecock since it fits perfectly in your mouth.

>>42348724
kys

>>42348720
Yes, but it also means that after that she's going to ride you with just as much force. Afterward, she is gonna walk funny for a bit and your dick and balls are gonna be sore.
See >>42345137
Love making between Limey and Anon is necessarily aggressive, energetic, and laden with explicit language and insults. That's how they show their love for each other. Afterward, they still lay down and snuggle with each other.

God, I love Pie sisters so much...

>>42345597
>>42345604
>tank gets hit
>its crew starts to aggressively put out futashit pics
>waves them out of every crevice while simultaneously calling the enemy faggots and trannies
A psychological warfare if I ever seen one.

>>42348766
They're all great in their own way.
>Pinkie Pie: Fun and bubbly
>Maud: Intelligent and calm
>Marble: Sweet and endearing
>Limey: Loyal and feisty
Oh, and they're all gorgeous.

>>42341692
Fippy bippy, anything with t72b is gay by default because all their 'art' is dick associated and memed to death by fags here

>p10
Loser retards.

>>42347096
B дyшe нe eбy

>>42341692
FPBP.

It's crazy the amount of hoops futaniggers jump through to avoid being called gay for liking dick.

>>42351895
My favorite is
>It's a FEMININE dick! So it's NOT gay!

if i'm gay for liking marecock/girlcock then i'm the gayest faggot ever

>>42352536
>if I'm gay for liking... cock...
Do you people even listen to yourselves talk?

>>42352944
mare was in front of it

>>42353004
There is no such thing as a marecock.
You are just a faggot.

>>42353017
ok but the word mare was in front of it

>>42351895
I dunno. I do think there is nuance. Have you ever seen a pre op FtM trans naked? I have.
>if it exists there is porn if it, and in this case it was not even art but the real thing
I looked at it and there was zero attraction. The vagina just couldn't offset the rest of what I was looking at.

>>42353044
My point being in this case, the vagene didn't even look good. Did that make me gay?
Doubt. Because on a feminine body the vagene is nice.

I just think the rest of the person matters. Basically.

It is still very very gay to prefer a MtF over a woman. I'm attributing about 60% gay when compared to say, loving prison sex with a hairy bald guy.

Imagine wanting a human in 2025.

Someone post the chart that shows male/ female/ human/ pony and how gay each attraction is. That's the one that matters.

>>42353044
There is no nuance. Getting fucked up the ass by a cock is gay. Sucking a cock is gay.
A penis is a male sexual organ. You are a faggot if you like that.
>>42353055
There is no percentage of being gay. You either are or you aren't. It doesn't matter if you take 25% or 80% of the cock in your ass, you're 100% gay.

I guess I was just waiting for the brown recluse to bite me. You don’t wanna be in the way when my laser goes off.

>>42353061
I gotchu

>>42353064
Ah but in all this you never explored the idea of being the one inserting. You must be a bottom.

All boards should have another option for anons outside of report. If a shitty OP gets 30 strikes against it then that can either delete, autosage or remove the image in the OP, its a 33% chance for all 3. That would improve the site and only hardcore, terminally online shitposters would be against it.

okay but the word mare was in front of the word cock

>>42353456
>That would improve the site
Lmao. This is the reason a thing like that won't be ever implemented. You can already mass-report a post so that jannies from other boards will see it. At this point you better become a janny yourself.

>>42353017
>There is no such thing as marecock
Theres no such thing as little pastel ponies either. Not even defending futa its just a nothing statement.

>>42353611
>hmmm well these fictional characters are obviously fictional so it's perfectly logical for a female to have a penis.
No.

>>42353565
Its self moderation. Reports are for bannable offenses not the low quality of threads.

>>42353623
Any form of self moderation other than OP-moderation is abusable by bots.

>>42353623
then WTF is the point of this rule if jannies never ever enforces it

I’unno, maybe I’ve should’ve let this thread die…
NO! I will fight on! Limestone YES! Futafaggotry NO!

>>42354765
Keep up the good fight, Anon. Limestone a cute and sexy natural born female, having female genitals and nothing male whatsoever ever.

>>42353623
>low quality of threads.
Wouldn't be a board if this was enforced

>>42354765
god imagine her marecock bulge on those jeans, unffffff

>>42356194
If she had balls at least one would be falling out. No man wearing jorts ever bends over. Or sits legs apart for this reason. Nuts just do not know how to stay inside jorts.

If you are into futa with cock but no balls, I don't wanna know

>>42353557
damn I never thought about it that way... I guess it's not gay after all.

>>42356194
Imagine her sweaty fucking nuts, dripping and all musky, you man enough to handle a minute of Lime musk?

>>42356219
>Nuts just do not know how to stay inside jorts.
Kek