>Anon sweetie why do you keep singing some song about “blessing the rains down in Africa” whenever you’re around Zecora? Is this a human thing? Just make up weird songs with silly lyrics when you’re near somepony?

>>42342466 (OP)
Celestia, Dr. Fauna is so hot. Such a nice ass.

>>42342534
>tfw Fluttershy sends you to her and shes excited to see a hominid

>>42342466 (OP)
Can she fix my hemorrhoids

>>42342560
no ur going to die sadly

>>42342563
Fuck......

>>42342466 (OP)
"EAT DAT WATERMELON EAT DAT WATERMELON EAT DAT WATERMELON 'SHO IS GOOD!"

>>42342466 (OP)
BREAK IT DOWN BITCH
LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP
DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW
THEN PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

>>42342466 (OP)
>>42342534
fauna plot

>>42342466 (OP)
My headcanon is that zebras are just ordinary animals like giraffes, but somehow Zecora has managed to learn how to speak. But since she's still an animal, she doesn't have the same legal rights as the ponies and Dr. Fauna is the one who takes care of her.

>>42342560
She will bite them off.

>>42343787
A Twilight flaggot would say this.

>>42343684
>>42342534
>I know hes a lesser animal but maybe just once if I used that talking ape to satisfy my...urges.

>>42342534
Medic

>You're gonna catch one in the yarbles if you spout off anymore of this 'Oi come from a land down unda' business, ya cunt.