There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare

Great and powerful love comes in many sizes edition

Old thread: >>42301949

Ongoing greens:

Shape Your Home by PoneGreen
https://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)
https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)
https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)
https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)
https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)
https://ponepaste.org/10382 (Part 7)
https://ponepaste.org/4466 (April Fools' interlude)

Completed/on hiatus/ded greens:
GET OUT OF MY HEAD by Anonymous
>>40508352

Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman
https://ponepaste.org/590
https://ponepaste.org/4197 (part 2)
https://ponepaste.org/5562 (part 3)

A Wish Enough for Two by TakeItEasy (née YukkuriPaleHorse)
https://ponepaste.org/8269

The Recruiter (epilogue) by pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/4316

Hallmark Dream-a by lmone6
https://ponepaste.org/3004

Stories by Pentapony
https://ponepaste.org/user/pentapony

Carl's Hardened Heart by Reggiesomething
https://ponepaste.org/1112

"Fleetfooted" by SadBoy
https://poneb.in/u/MLPSadBoy

Stories by Aftercase
https://ponepaste.org/user/Aftercase

Stories by AnthonyC4
https://ponepaste.org/user/AnthonyC4

Stories by Horse Story Anon
https://ponepaste.org/user/Appreciationproject

Stories by YukkuriPalehorse
https://poneb.in/u/YukkuriPalehorse

Rainbow Dash and the Ghosts of Hearts & Hooves Day by Lonesome Rider
https://poneb.in/U2Jtfc59

Stories by Trandhal: https://ponepaste.org/user/trandhal

Rocks out of the Quarry: https://poneb.in/aX2C686i

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://poneb.in/BnjZqwM3

Stories by Angry Wino: tinyurl dot com slash vskmqfx (link is dead, if someone's got a backup/alternative I'll update this)

Stories by Crabs of Steam: https://poneb.in/u/Crabs_of_steam

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://ponepaste.org/1541
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://ponepaste.org/1543
(Part 2): https://ponepaste.org/1542
(Twilight Sparkle Interlude 2): https://ponepaste.org/1544

This Heart That Fears
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Tsukumogami
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Low Self-Esteem AJ
https://poneb.in/x5FMfxc0

All I want from christmas
https://poneb.in/XHH5UPCN

Couch Surfing
https://poneb.in/82NscJdW

A collection of misc. green since the 1st thread
https://poneb.in/0JMPM6F8

Last one slipped over night because the board gets artificially sped up again.

>>42343150
Blame the slidefags for that. They're doing shit again right now.

>>42261072

>>42343157
The worst part is that there's no way to stop them. They use proxy's to shit out as many threads as they want, and as long as they try to disguise them as actual threads they will be left up.

>>42343165
Yeah, that's an issue. But it's not just the creation of new threads. They also bump some and let others sink. I could literally watch how a couple of threads got to page nine in an hour.

>>42343165
Get with the times, grandpa. All the cool kids now use bots to keep their threads from dying.

>>42343189
>grandpa
I'm 20.

>>42343196
Then it's skill issue on your part.

>>42343207
I don't make threads. Botting your thread kills engagement as you won't get actual bumps/interest. It's also a faggot thing to do.

>>42343227
>you won't get actual bumps/interest
Like you're getting them anyway lol.

>>42343238
>Reading comprehension

>>42343189
You lack subtlety.

Well?

>>42343423
>artist:reddthebat

>>42343139 (OP)
I step away from 4chan for 2 hours to do some sewing and you let the thread get killed by barbies? the fuck

>>42343474
>2 hours
The math doesn't add up. My post was the last late night bump and the thread got archived about 5 hours later.

Anyway, back to mares.

>>42343854
Might've been longer I was away then

You know, it isn't difficult for most of the other generals to stay on the board, even with the "slidefags" out and about.

>>42343971
Yep, they target this thread specifically. I don't know why they're so mad about /nmp/, but I frankly don't care why they're so retarded.

>>42343978
>other thread dies
"heh, natural selection"
>this thread dies
"IT WAS UNFAIR"

A mare with a plan.

>>42344144
>aislop
fuck off poojeet

>>42344134
And it always happens when I'm asleep. I'm afraid I'm being traced.

>>42344273
>>42344134
>>42343978
/pnk/ also gets hit a lot

And why exactly would /nmp/ and /pnk/ be hit harder than the other generals?

@42344332
Probably because they dob't have 2-5am bumpers when the yuropoors wake up and start making shitty threads

>>42344382
>@
Intend your replies, you coward.

>>42344332
They're both about mares?

>>42344731
I wouldn't be surprised if that's the reason.

>>42343157
but jannies told me slides don't exist

You're allowed to introduce your mare to one (1) piece of human technology, which one do you choose?

>>42345091
Why, that newfangled phonograph that's all the rage!

>>42345091
>Celestia
I'm sure she'd like this. It's like an eye into the deeper spheres of her magic realm.

>>42345358
This also works for Luna, but with a different intention. Because the pictures of the array can bring the night sky and her stars closer to the ponies who sleep during the night.

Vastly underrated mare. I feel a lot of people don't get how solid she is.

>>42345112
>Vinyl disc on horn
Does she have a magic that makes the disc play music when she spins it on her horn?

>>42345772
>anon brings a vinyl from his world
>puts it on Vinyl's horn, it starts spinning
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=2FqQCQxZCUs

>>42345734
Larry the Cable Guy but as a mare

>>42345860
>Warning, this disc was not meant to played on a Unicorn's horn
If an earth disc has this announcement, I wouldn't know what to say.

>>42343139 (OP)
I have impure thoughts about mares. A common thought is the desire to put my penis in them.

>>42343423
She asks this question as though it has any relevance. Big mare gets the human when big mare wants the human.

>>42343150
Sorry was too busy thinking about mares

>>42346316
That's part of the appeal.

>>42345091
Now that's a no brainer.

Mare up.

>>42345091

Mare can't read french, neither can I
Her shirt is a mystery

>>42347399
That is not french.

>>42347137
Ponies have already invented fetish legwear on their own.

>>42347534
Quality legwear. If suits her perfectly.

>>42347413
I don't know minecraft enchanting language either

>>42347758
Every mare should have at least a pair.

>>42347399
That language is called latinx
It says "have sex with security guard" the security guard in question being her

>>42348561
Wasn't it also a pun, with a play on 'safer sex' and 'sex with security', aka Blackjack? I don't speak the language myself, but I remember someone saying this when the pic was posted in /foe/ some months ago.

>Flopout

>>42348677
That's funny, I just used google translate and the interpreted translation wasn't something I thought of. That's definitely a joke Blackjack would make if she was trying to hit on someone though.

>>42347399
Would

>>42348309
A quad, surely

Thoughts on mane dyes?
Would you encourage your mare to try new styles?

>>42349147
Gimme that mare fade, family

>>42349070
I imagine a less depressed Blackjack from before chapter 1 would be the most fun to waifu.

>>42349145
That's almost weapons-grade adorable.

>>42349249
You'd have to host her at your house, 99 would actually kill you.
She'd probably be pretty happy with the situation.

Mare in the wilds, scouting for husbanders.

>>42343139 (OP)
Which was that story with the Eldritch mare who had the wraps over her eyes? i've been afk

>>42349145
But that doesn't rhyme

>>42349572
Those early chapters painted her as a bit of a marecel. Just a bit.
>>42350009
It's a set of socks.

>>42350009
Sometimes it's for the best
Not to put your skills to the test
Because there is here or there a rhyme
That isn't worth a single dime

>>42350028
Also fat and a hornlet

>>42349150
What?

>>42350682
This mare gave me a gift
Such drip, surely nothing bad will happen

>>42351044
Don't do it Anon...

>>42350984

>>42351044
This Anon is dead
Smothered by overly-excited mare butt, so it wasn't too bad

>>42351872
A hero's death
Mourn not his loss, celebrate his life

>>42343423
Oh ya. I reckon I'll need a pelvis reinforcement potion in advance though.

>>42346060
>Larry the Cable Guy
tldr?

>>42352225
Fat southern comedian and sometimes actor. Plays up the hick gimmick, and from what I saw from a quick check Mater in the Cars movies might be a role the most people would know.

Stunt mares need love too.

>>42352478
they need big crushing hugs and loud sloppy kisses that embarrass them in front of their teammates (they pretend to hate it but secretly love it)

>>42352280
Perhaps he is well known in the US. I've never heard of him here over the pond though.

>>42352609
What are you allowed to hear over there anyway, isn't it 1984 tier over there

So I was reading a wish enough for two and it was awesome until the whole alien war part with anon and some lass named carol and some other bullshit and Celestia being a super soldier that kidnaps people and like wtf man. The story was going so good, wtf is that middle of the story? I lost all motivation to read after that. And it was even confusing to read. Like, Moonluck is a super soldier too or what, Idk, at that point I could barely concentrate.

I still want to say the initial parts were extremely cute.

>>42352491
>(they pretend to hate it but secretly love it)
Absolutely. These are the best moments.

>>42352621
It's not 1984 enough to miss mares yet, thankfully.

Wait, that can be misunderstood.
>>42352799
>to be denied mares yet
Better.

>t.seething rootless cosmopolitan

>>42352491
They're also very affectionate (when no one is looking).

>>42343139 (OP)
I am not worthy of being loved.

>>42350682
I want her to threaten to recycle me

>>42353203
Dont be daft. A mares love is pure.

>>42353309
Oh yeah? Even this mare?

>>42353323
No idea who that is. I'm out of the loop with the fandom since 2014.

>>42353331
Welcome back
That mare is Blackjack, she's a very good mare, one of the best even.

What's with the recent constant Blackjack posting? Is this some kind of baiting attempt or something?

>>42353343
She a cutie.

>>42353351
Yeah it's a pedo bait, best to ignore that anon.

>>42353351
What if anon just likes Blackjack?

>>42353358
???

>>42353358
>a mare is a filly
What kind of retarded logic is this?

>>42313440
Still alive update. The next chapter is written now, but still needs the usual proofreading. I'll try to get this done in the next few days, in spite of my schedule being a pain in the ass again.

>>42353351
it's the pipfag's associate

>>42353544
I don't care who his waifu is, anyone who learns a craft out of love for their waifu is a god among men

>>42353812
In awe of the sheer autism of this guy

>>42353812
I can appreciate the dedication, I just lament he's so enamored with such a shitty setting that he doesn't think to pull her out of it.

>>42354232
> he wouldn't brave the worst case scenario for a chance to meet his mare
> calls pipfag a fag

>>42354430
no my problem is he wants to STAY there, instead of getting both of them out of there.

>>42354432
How do you even know it's leavable, the standard assumption is that you go to the world where mare is possible and do whatever shenanigans ensue

>>42354471
if there are portals in, there are portals out
and even if there weren't, looking for them would give you a goal beyond "don't get buttfucked by raiders/eaten by ghouls/drink bad water" to work towards.
it's not a setting conducive to happy endings

>>42353858

>>42354491
>portals only between Earth and Equestrian wasteland
>no monsters spilling out onto Earth and no armies rolling into Equestria
>portals are hard to find, but not impossible and only allow small groups before closing and moving somewhere else
>you can stay on Earth and pretend nothing ever happens
>you can track a portal down and make the jump
>you can do it twice and bring your wasteland waifu back here

>>42354491
What if it doesn't suck? What if he finds a comfy place to live there?

>>42354806
He's already expressed no interest in that. He wants the deathclaws and raiders and horrible radioactive cesspools. It's retarded.

>>42354806
>What if it doesn't suck?
Read the first three or so chapters of FoE. You won't ask this question again after that.

>>42354819
Where did anyone say that? I'm not seeing it.
>>42354828
Looked pretty rough, but I don't think that's all there is to that world.

>>42354851
>I'm not seeing it.
because he's been carrying that since the aborted Pip greentext from yonks ago. Once people realized he wasn't going to pull her out of there and expressed dislike of that, he sperged the fuck out. And people sperged back.
That's why when people bring up the setting you're assumed to be a shitposter.

>>42354851
>I don't think that's all there is to that world.
You're right. That's just the start of the grimdark.

>>42354863
>aborted greentext
If only you knew how many never got finished around here...
So it sounds like an autistic case of stop liking what I don't like from the both of you.

>>42354930
Why not move into a Stable or a little settlement? There's some places you should avoid, but other places are pretty nice.

>>42355047
Friendship City wasnt too bad, at least up until the Enclave destroyed the place
Flank and Stable 69 are nice
Could also try your luck at Tenpony if you're not a useless retard
There's other places I'm forgetting

Mare practicing the finer points of great and powerful arcane arts.

>>42354432
It was just a greentext story
Be less autistic

>>42353542
Appreciate your efforts lad.

>>42355697
have better taste

Too much fallout, not enough mares.

>>42356013
>putting together furniture in your new home
sounds sweet

>>42356038
Living in the clouds will be interesting. It's possible with the right support, but also more challenging than a life on the ground.

>>42353858
You misspelled basedness

>>42355855
But enough about you

>>42356013
I'm seeing nothing but mares
>>42354232
>>42354432
>>42354491
How big your waifu plush?