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Anonymous No.42349055 [Report] >>42349056 >>42349059 >>42349074 >>42349111 >>42349115 >>42349121 >>42349251 >>42349557 >>42349659 >>42349737
>Enjoying the scenery?
Anonymous No.42349056 [Report] >>42349246 >>42349488
>>42349055 (OP)
>Wings
No.
Anonymous No.42349059 [Report]
>>42349055 (OP)
>Wings
Yes.
Anonymous No.42349060 [Report]
>wings
Perhaps not
Anonymous No.42349074 [Report]
>>42349055 (OP)
>Wings
Perhaps so!
Anonymous No.42349087 [Report]
Twilight, I don't mean to alarm you but we're in a void. There is no scenery. How are we going to get home?
Anonymous No.42349111 [Report] >>42349112
>>42349055 (OP)
Let me erase the wings with my trusty eraser tool
Anonymous No.42349112 [Report]
>>42349111
whoops!
Anonymous No.42349115 [Report] >>42349120 >>42349153
>>42349055 (OP)
>enjoying the slide thread
no twilight its shit just like you
Anonymous No.42349120 [Report]
>>42349115
stay mad
Anonymous No.42349121 [Report]
>>42349055 (OP)
>scenery
All the grass and flowers are dead and the dirt path is littered in small animal corpses. There is no scenery thanks to your biohazardous rear end... I'm turned on by it, just to clarify.
Anonymous No.42349153 [Report] >>42349167
>>42349115 here
forgot to mention that im a brown shitskin
Anonymous No.42349167 [Report]
>>42349153
We see its time for you to dilate mr. dalit
Anonymous No.42349246 [Report] >>42349256
>>42349056
Even if you don’t like the wings she’s still a mare, PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Anonymous No.42349251 [Report]
>>42349055 (OP)
Anonymous No.42349256 [Report]
>>42349246
You shouldn't fuck a mare just because she's a mare. That's disrespectful.
Anonymous No.42349480 [Report] >>42349483
The boys all stare at my derriere
Anonymous No.42349483 [Report] >>42349490 >>42349495
>>42349480
If anything you'd think that ponies would be desensitized to seeing butts. They see butts all the time.
Anonymous No.42349488 [Report] >>42351777
>>42349056
FPBP.
Anonymous No.42349490 [Report] >>42349493
>>42349483
She's talking about human boys.
Anonymous No.42349493 [Report] >>42349498
>>42349490
Well now that makes no sense, how would they see Twilight's butt?
Anonymous No.42349495 [Report]
>>42349483
She's talking about glimmerchads who enjoy a good fart to sniff.
Anonymous No.42349498 [Report] >>42349511
>>42349493
With their eyes.
Anonymous No.42349511 [Report] >>42349516
>>42349498
Humans don't exist in Equestria though.
Anonymous No.42349516 [Report] >>42349518
>>42349511
Yeah they do, they're too busy fucking mares so you never see them on screen.
Anonymous No.42349518 [Report] >>42349527
>>42349516
You can tell this is untrue because she's confused by what she's seeing in the 100% canon movie My Little Pony: Equestria Girls.
Anonymous No.42349527 [Report] >>42349534
>>42349518
I said humans. Not technicolor aliens, obviously she'd be confused upon seeing a rainbow of bipeds with rainbow hair when the humans she knows back home are all earth tone shaded, with most being a shade of white.
Anonymous No.42349534 [Report] >>42349544
>>42349527
Surely she'd say 'these seem kind of like humans' if she was familiar with the concept of humans. They're gross-looking but they are humanoid.
Anonymous No.42349544 [Report] >>42349559
>>42349534
They're about as humanoid as a baby or teenage dragon.
Anonymous No.42349557 [Report]
>>42349055 (OP)
Janny are you ok?
Anonymous No.42349559 [Report] >>42349566
>>42349544
Well that's plainly untrue. They have the same number of fingers and toes as humans, they have a nose rather than a muzzle, they have a distinct chest, waist and hips rather than their torso merging together into a single shape and they have no tail. They look ugly but if you know what a human looks like they'd be your most immediate point of comparison.
Anonymous No.42349566 [Report] >>42349596 >>42349614
>>42349559
They're head shape isn't human, they're unnaturally spindly, they have technicolor skin and hair, abnormally large eyes and mouths and extremely small noses. They aren't human, more like a Nephilim spawn.
Anonymous No.42349596 [Report] >>42349734
>>42349566
They are still closer to humans than anything else in the world that Twilight Sparkle would've seen. If she was looking for a reference point she would've said 'these are weird sickly humans', but she didn't because she doesn't know what humans are.
Anonymous No.42349614 [Report]
>>42349566
> like a Nephilim spawn.
You dirty goy stop being antisemitic
Anonymous No.42349629 [Report] >>42349651
Anonymous No.42349651 [Report] >>42349665
>>42349629
Ponies usually have their tails raised, you'd know immediately something's up if she had it lowered like that.
Anonymous No.42349659 [Report]
>>42349055 (OP)
Pony ass is a miracle of the universe
Anonymous No.42349665 [Report] >>42349727
>>42349651
>Ponies usually have their tails raised
No, they don't
Anonymous No.42349727 [Report] >>42350653
>>42349665
Yes they do.
Anonymous No.42349734 [Report] >>42349770
>>42349596
They aren't though, again they're about as human as a teenage dragon.

New Canon: EqG Earth takes place in a time line where the Nephilim nearly bred human men out of existence but human men escaped to Equestria and found mares and happiness they've never known while the Nephilim and Wom*n staid on Earth as breeding stock for the Nephilim, eventually both Nephilim and Wom*n died out and all that's left was the spawn we see in EqG.
Anonymous No.42349737 [Report]
>>42349055 (OP)
No,
but did you know that unless we repent, we all will perish? Jesus said unless we believe in Him we will die in our sin, but whoever believes in Him will live even if he dies.

Are mares worth your eternal soul?
Anonymous No.42349770 [Report]
>>42349734
>again they're about as human as a teenage dragon.
I dislike how EqG humans look but this is just plainly untrue. If you showed this to a bunch of barely-verbal toddlers and asked them to find the people they'd have a high success rate.
Anonymous No.42350653 [Report] >>42350680
>>42349727
Okay, you are right
Anonymous No.42350680 [Report]
>>42350653
thx bud <3 Now feel free to look at some pony butts! Nopony would get what the big deal is though, they see pony butts all the time.
Anonymous No.42351753 [Report]
Anonymous No.42351777 [Report]
>>42349488
>gollyfag is an itoddler
who would've thunk it?
Anonymous No.42351786 [Report]
There are only nonsapient primates in equestria, similar to how there are only nonsapient equids on earth.