Thread 42349055 - /mlp/ [Archived: 378 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:20:52 PM No.42349055
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>Enjoying the scenery?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:21:42 PM No.42349056
>>42349055 (OP)
>Wings
No.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:24:06 PM No.42349059
>>42349055 (OP)
>Wings
Yes.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:24:35 PM No.42349060
>wings
Perhaps not
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:31:46 PM No.42349074
>>42349055 (OP)
>Wings
Perhaps so!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:38:46 PM No.42349087
Twilight, I don't mean to alarm you but we're in a void. There is no scenery. How are we going to get home?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:53:04 PM No.42349111
>>42349055 (OP)
Let me erase the wings with my trusty eraser tool
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:54:31 PM No.42349112
No wings
No wings
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>>42349111
whoops!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:55:19 PM No.42349115
>>42349055 (OP)
>enjoying the slide thread
no twilight its shit just like you
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:59:59 PM No.42349120
>>42349115
stay mad
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:00:13 PM No.42349121
>>42349055 (OP)
>scenery
All the grass and flowers are dead and the dirt path is littered in small animal corpses. There is no scenery thanks to your biohazardous rear end... I'm turned on by it, just to clarify.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:22:32 PM No.42349153
>>42349115 here
forgot to mention that im a brown shitskin
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:30:08 PM No.42349167
>>42349153
We see its time for you to dilate mr. dalit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:09:35 PM No.42349246
>>42349056
Even if you donโ€™t like the wings sheโ€™s still a mare, PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:11:21 PM No.42349251
YOU WA SHOCK
YOU WA SHOCK
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>>42349055 (OP)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:13:47 PM No.42349256
>>42349246
You shouldn't fuck a mare just because she's a mare. That's disrespectful.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:52:36 PM No.42349480
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1685818086186392
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The boys all stare at my derriere
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:53:40 PM No.42349483
>>42349480
If anything you'd think that ponies would be desensitized to seeing butts. They see butts all the time.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:54:45 PM No.42349488
IMG_0512
IMG_0512
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>>42349056
FPBP.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:55:42 PM No.42349490
>>42349483
She's talking about human boys.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:58:10 PM No.42349493
>>42349490
Well now that makes no sense, how would they see Twilight's butt?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:59:15 PM No.42349495
>>42349483
She's talking about glimmerchads who enjoy a good fart to sniff.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:00:09 PM No.42349498
>>42349493
With their eyes.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:06:19 PM No.42349511
>>42349498
Humans don't exist in Equestria though.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:07:16 PM No.42349516
>>42349511
Yeah they do, they're too busy fucking mares so you never see them on screen.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:08:11 PM No.42349518
>>42349516
You can tell this is untrue because she's confused by what she's seeing in the 100% canon movie My Little Pony: Equestria Girls.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:14:07 PM No.42349527
>>42349518
I said humans. Not technicolor aliens, obviously she'd be confused upon seeing a rainbow of bipeds with rainbow hair when the humans she knows back home are all earth tone shaded, with most being a shade of white.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:18:10 PM No.42349534
>>42349527
Surely she'd say 'these seem kind of like humans' if she was familiar with the concept of humans. They're gross-looking but they are humanoid.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:20:49 PM No.42349544
>>42349534
They're about as humanoid as a baby or teenage dragon.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:29:53 PM No.42349557
>>42349055 (OP)
Janny are you ok?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:30:24 PM No.42349559
>>42349544
Well that's plainly untrue. They have the same number of fingers and toes as humans, they have a nose rather than a muzzle, they have a distinct chest, waist and hips rather than their torso merging together into a single shape and they have no tail. They look ugly but if you know what a human looks like they'd be your most immediate point of comparison.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:34:21 PM No.42349566
>>42349559
They're head shape isn't human, they're unnaturally spindly, they have technicolor skin and hair, abnormally large eyes and mouths and extremely small noses. They aren't human, more like a Nephilim spawn.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:47:23 PM No.42349596
>>42349566
They are still closer to humans than anything else in the world that Twilight Sparkle would've seen. If she was looking for a reference point she would've said 'these are weird sickly humans', but she didn't because she doesn't know what humans are.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:58:15 PM No.42349614
>>42349566
> like a Nephilim spawn.
You dirty goy stop being antisemitic
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:03:47 PM No.42349629
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:13:19 PM No.42349651
>>42349629
Ponies usually have their tails raised, you'd know immediately something's up if she had it lowered like that.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:15:17 PM No.42349659
>>42349055 (OP)
Pony ass is a miracle of the universe
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:16:19 PM No.42349665
>>42349651
>Ponies usually have their tails raised
No, they don't
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:32:42 PM No.42349727
pony tails s01e01
pony tails s01e01
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>>42349665
Yes they do.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:34:08 PM No.42349734
>>42349596
They aren't though, again they're about as human as a teenage dragon.

New Canon: EqG Earth takes place in a time line where the Nephilim nearly bred human men out of existence but human men escaped to Equestria and found mares and happiness they've never known while the Nephilim and Wom*n staid on Earth as breeding stock for the Nephilim, eventually both Nephilim and Wom*n died out and all that's left was the spawn we see in EqG.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:34:52 PM No.42349737
>>42349055 (OP)
No,
but did you know that unless we repent, we all will perish? Jesus said unless we believe in Him we will die in our sin, but whoever believes in Him will live even if he dies.

Are mares worth your eternal soul?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:42:46 PM No.42349770
teenage dragons vs teenage humans
teenage dragons vs teenage humans
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>>42349734
>again they're about as human as a teenage dragon.
I dislike how EqG humans look but this is just plainly untrue. If you showed this to a bunch of barely-verbal toddlers and asked them to find the people they'd have a high success rate.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:38:21 AM No.42350653
>>42349727
Okay, you are right
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:46:26 AM No.42350680
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>>42350653
thx bud <3 Now feel free to look at some pony butts! Nopony would get what the big deal is though, they see pony butts all the time.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:56:32 AM No.42351753
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:11:02 AM No.42351777
IMG_FUCKYOU
IMG_FUCKYOU
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>>42349488
>gollyfag is an itoddler
who would've thunk it?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:13:49 AM No.42351786
normal_horse
normal_horse
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There are only nonsapient primates in equestria, similar to how there are only nonsapient equids on earth.