A new Saturday, a new NEET thread for us NEET enthusiasts.

OLD THREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OKAY?
>>42285931

>What is this general?
NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.

>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?
• Slice of life stuff.
• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.
• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.
• A few NEET-recovery stories.
• A lot of smut, if you're into that.
• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!
• Much, much more!

>Quick rundown on the pre-existing ponies ITT:
Floor Bored - The OG OC NEET from the very first threads. Floor comes in all different forms, but she's typically portrayed as a horny and kinda dirty mare most of the time. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2321489)
Pardise Skies - Paradise is a pony who started off as a NEET but ends up going to univeristy in a PiE setting. She's very quiet, easily spooked, likes to wear clothes and speaks with a stutter. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2289220)
Moon Dancer - Huge bookworm.
Taku - Friend of Floor who is *very* into anime. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1722376)
Goldie Mops - Goldie is another friend of Floors, only she's into kaiju and big monsters. Speaks with a cute lisp and seems very adorkable. (https://ponerpics.org/images/6192935)
Chimney Peep - Floor's sports nerd friend (Pic above, pony with the hat and lazy eye)
Home Sick - Probably the least covered NEET. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1727410)
Wallflower Blush, of Equestria girls fame but as a pone. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1658572)
Cuppa Noodle - Cuppa is a NEET snekpony who likes cup noodles and very tight hugs. (https://derpibooru.org/images/1892447)
Cipher the Programmer - The super paranoid overthinking male NEET-pony (https://derpibooru.org/images/2236987)
Dot Matrix - A pony who is into retro gaming. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2577975)
Anon Mare - Anon Mare is entirely up to your own interpretation. Same premise as Anon Filly but all grown up. The self-insert pony.
Writer's Block - A NEET pony whos background is currently unclear. Know anything about her? Let us know ITT (https://derpibooru.org/images/2561414)
Starry Sails - A chubby mare who lives in a PiE kind of setting. Friends with Anon. (https://derpibooru.org/images/2657594)
Synthwave - A femcolt/trap NEET that enjoys making electronic music. Very laid back, somewhat flat in tone and expression. (https://ponybooru.org/images/3223846)

>List of some of the stories with known authors so far:
https://ponepaste.org/5398

>Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://poneb.in/u/FrankHogs555

>Link to OP:
https://ponepaste.org/5397

>>42349484 (OP)
Skibidi Toilet

NEETpones would fold and panic so hard if anon actually went to equestria. Imagine them getting their hooves held and how they'd probably be unable to stammer out even one word in response because they're freaking the fuck out.

>>42349590
They'd receive the warmth and love only anon could give them.

>She'd stand there, motionless, staring into anon's eyes
>Is that a tear of happiness rolling down her cheek?
>She's so tearfully happy every time she opens her mouth, she can't utter a sound
>In the end you brace one another, falling asleep in a gentle caress while the sun paints you both in a golden ray

>>42349590
A NEET melting down would charm any decent Anon rather than drive them away.

>>42350333
Mario is much better than Sonic
nice trips

>>42349484 (OP)
For some reason Floorb looks particularly kissable in this image

>>42351106
I would give Floorb a kiss at any point

>>42350486
>Have you girls heard of Gex?

>>42350333
What an odd crossover
I like it

>>42351373
>"Sex? You sure don't have one."

>>42350988
bully her

>>42350988
Dot's smug little smile, brilliant

You know how in some Asian cultures there are people who just lock themselves in their apartments and never leave? Essentially ultimate neets, right? Have you ever contemplated how many ponies in Equestria are the exact same way?

>>42349484 (OP)
do not aberrate the floorb.

>>42349484 (OP)
>still no Goldie Mops green
I GRIEVE IN STEREO

>>42351373
>>42352009

>>42350988
That’s a good one

>>42350988
Oh Dot you goofball.

top neet

>>42349486
fpbp

>>42356471
She's cute

>>42357140

>>42353389
Floorb is already an aberration.

>>42358002
I could see Floorb slowly failing upwards.
Like she has tried to get her life together countless times and it never works out, so she decides to just say fuck it and tear society down for failing her.
But instead, everything works out in her favor when she tries to mess it up and things improve until she's having tea with the princesses with no idea how it happened.

>>42353733
Goldie Mops is so so so cute

>>42358345
Floorb having a tea party with the princesses. I don't know what she'd think of that.

>>42358345
She’s crab fab

>>42358391
It would be a spaghetti explosion of unprecedented magnitude.

>>42359499
But in the context of failing up, the princesses would eat up that metaphorical spaghetti. Like, they'd find whatever she does incredibly refreshing.

>>42359499
It would be like the fancy dinner scene in one of the Naked Guns where Lesley Nielson is doing goofy shit like accidentally throwing food or pinching the nips of women with a lobster, except it's Tomoko in his place and it's much more awkward.

Ah, thread's back.

What is the absolute best NEET green?

>>42350988
Dot is one friggin cool mare!

>>42361094
I may be a Floorb sympathizer, but Dot is a radical neet mare that I respect thoroughly.

>>42360835
https://ponepaste.org/10280
I love anything that has Brook in it. I don't know if these greens can be considered the best over all, but they are my favorites.

neetgers

>>42363382
>NEETpone says, "Wat's up my NEETgers" in public as a joke to some other NEETpones they were meeting up with.
>Gets recorded and canceled.
>Luckily they were already unemployed, so they don't even notice.

>>42362798

She's a cutie.

>>42362798
>>42363860
>>42363906
I love her.

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>>42365054
Source on that one, anon?

>>42365360
NTA but it looks better cropped, imo.
https://trixiebooru.org/images/3614575

>>42365386
Thanks. And yeah, I agree. It needs to be wetter and messier.

>>42365386
I just cropped it enough to make it acceptable to the Yotsuba B Brute Squad, but I'm glad my edit has improved the aesthetic as well. I've always felt it was far more alluring to conceal than to reveal.

Would love to talk weird sports stats with Chimney Peep

>>42360224
Celestia would probably be into it

Brookie...

>>42366307
What a healthy looking breakfast thanks.

>>42366307
Anon would be honored to enjoy such a lavish meal.

>>42366307
feed me~

I want to goon together with Floorb using each other's genitalia.

I want to listen to Brook babbling on about waterfowl for hours.

Don't despair, my dear Brooks... I'll be there.

>>42363906
a cutie indeed :)

>>42367934
Duck.
So precious...

>>42367303
Imagine if she met with Hugh Neutron, they could go on and on forever about them!

Would you help a neetmare in need, anon?

>>42369069
ME ME ME ME ME

>>42369069
Looks like she's got a hearty volunteer already!

>>42369069
Neet rizz is an incredible thing to watch.

>>42369069
If she took a bath, maybe.

>>42369069
Would

>>42369069
A bold opening line, certainly.

neets are for up

>>42371768
What a mare

>>42369069
It's funny, because for over half of males, this would work, and on half of the half that it wouldn't it would only be because they would think the girl is trying to mess with them in some way.
Loveless NEETmares really only works in RGRE settings if you ask me.
Otherwise, guys will generally put their dicks in anything.

>>42369069
WELP!
Time to die.

>>42372319
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the girl is trying to mess with me or set me up for total humiliation, possibly even monetary extraction.

>>42366307
How many rubber ducks does she own?

Bapneet... Man I haven't drawn her in a while.
God I really should hunker down and finish her green.
Love this nerd.

>>42367934
holy crap dudeeee
That's an adorable Babs! All the attention she's been getting lately is kinda nuts. Love that duckie dork with all my heart.

>>42374381
Her collection is extensive and she has them categorized by color, origin, and size. And of course they are further divided by if they squeak or not...

>>42374391
Y

>>42374391
>>42375201
Midnight Oil is such a cutie... As is Brooks.
Keep on keeping on, brother.

by day a seemingly cool and stylish babbpu, by night a gooner fujoshi neet mare >:D

just sketching her for now to get a good idea of her personalities

>>42376417
Looking good so far.

>>42376576
Celestia I love her.

>>42376417
Fujoshit mare meeting yurifag Anon when?

Pick up that NEET!

>>42377493
>heart eyes
She's deeply happy to receive physical contact from a male.

>>42376638
thank you!

>>42377186
whenever! id be down to draw them fujoshing out sometime

>>42377493
Cuddle her close

>>42377493
Lift her gently, try not to harm the NEET!

>>42377493
Shake the neet.

bully the neet.

>>42378684
The neets will be bullied.

>>42372319
Could work if it's a version of Equestria where ponies don't have strong sexual urges.
Like, ponies care more about the romantic part of an intimate relationship than the sexual part- ponies fantasize about booping snoots, snuggling, and going on fun dates instead of banging.
As a result, sex is largely only seens as a means to an end, that is starting a family. Ponies are more excited about the prospect of making a foal than the actual foal making, as it were.
As a result, ponies who do have high libidos would be outliers, and by extension, weird.
This would probably encompass most NEETpones who, because they're so much hornier than base ponies, end up flubbing social relationships a lot more, thus leading to NEEThood.

>>42378655
>>42378684
I refuse

>>42379149
Too late.

>>42379162
she'd find being bullied by mares hot though

>>42379653
Homesick my beloved....

>>42378684
bully the neet's womb with your penis.

do you retards have bottles of water and cans all over your desks like i do.

>>42380738
no you filthy nigger.

>>42380738
I've gotten better at cleaning out all of my empties.
It was quite bad, at one point.

>>42380738
I have one reusable water bottle on my desk that I wash weekly, and refill from a filtered tap.

>>42381316

>>42381816
I saw something!

>>42381393
This is the way.

>>42376417
shes so cool...

>>42381816
Do people actually store sex toys that way? All mixed together in a cardboard box?

>>42382214
Honestly, California complains about water shortages and demands a pipeline from the Great Lakes so they can waste everyone’s water.
All they really have to do is dig up their landfills and release all the water that’s been impounded in half-drunk water bottles people keep throwing out.

>>42382849
Yeah, there's a wooden box of dildos in my bedroom. I don't see the problem with it unless you don't clean them before putting them away.

>>42382996
I thought most of Cali's water was going to bullshit like their almond orchards, theme parks, and stupidly large celebrity mansion lawns, and that they weren't doing proper reclamation because of spurious environmental concerns?

>>42383018
Why are you gay?

never stop making these threads bros this is one of my favorite on the whole board. I was a full time NEET around 2020-2021 and they were the best years of my life. school isn't worth it imo literally indoctrination and a debt trap that is fucking useless most of the time i went striaght to the workforce for a couple years to save up some money and bouhgt a brand new pc. not educated or employed idgaf what people say it's a good experience if you use your time wisely and can afford to do it. i love you most of you fags no homo.

I want to make a neet pony where do I start? I love stinky neet mares but I'm not smart enough to make a pony on my own from the get go

>>42384517
Why do you need to make one yourself? Plenty of existing ones worth enjoying.

>>42384517
look up how to draw basic anime characters so you can get an idea on how to draw and do geometry. use a reference so you can get a better idea on what your drawing like a picture of pinkie pie in another tab. gain experience through practice and you’ll start to learn how to do things yourself. That’s what i do but don’t take my word for it because i’m not exactly too good at drawing myself. I use gimp and i don’t have a drawing pad to work on just a mouse.

>>42384517
You don't need to be smart to make an OC. Just think about what traits you want them to have and add them to the design.

>>42384151
EVERYBODY was a full-time NEET from 2020-2021.
It was the pandemic.

>>42384773
Funny, because I remember working from home during that whole period. And it was fucking based too, since I could be in these neet threads during the workday on a separate screen.

>>42384849
I wasn't given the option.
I was just laid off.

>>42384773
Speak for yourself. I'm a wage slave and "essential worker".
>>42380738
I have empty cans of Sanpellegrino sparkling juice cocktails in the box they come in under my bed.

>>42384517
Think of what your oc's autistic fixation is, think of some colors, and what kind of nerd/loser archetype they are.
>>42384543
Making ocs is fun

>>42385033
Get those cans out of there, m8. STAT.

>>42378730
FUCKING STACIES!!! GET OFF MY BOARD!!!

>>42380738
Car too.
>inb4 ree Mr noseburg-fuelenstein
I wage.

>>42379109
>Princess Twilight sees these lonely mares as a friendhsip problem needing to be solved and starts trying to figure out how to do it.
>She quickly determines that their hyper-fixation on sexual intercourse is the problem and starts coming up with a way to fix it.
>She has no idea *why* they care so much about sex- it's a pretty boring and frankly kind of gross process that ponies have to live with if they want foals- but she just chalks it down as a mental illness.
>She determines that the most similar mental illness this fixation matches is addiction, and she looks into methods of fixing that.
>AJ shares the story of how she caught Apple Bloom with a molasses-flavored salt lick once, and how she sat her sister down and made her lick through a whole block in one sitting to make the filly sick and never be able to stomach salt licks again.
Twilight figures that might help, and so she recruits the best male for the job.
>Anon had explained to a confused Twilight once during a discussion about his people that sex for humans was just as much recreational as it was functional.
>She didn't really understand at the time, but she figures if any stallion could sex up these NEET mares so much that they came to hate sex, than it'd be the human.
>Both Anon and the mares agreed that this was a great idea.
>Anon got a suite in the castle to perform his princess-given friendship mission, and the mares were escorted in.
>What follows are the stories of how Anon fugged the horny out of several NEETs over the course of a month.

>>42386324
>>What follows are the stories of how Anon fugged the horny out of several NEETs over the course of a month.
Anon, you overestimate Twilight's plan
I'm pretty sure some neetpones would just get addicted to muh monkey dick

>>42386324
I have a sneaking suspicion that this friendship lesson will become a regular occurrence. Anon may have to take up a traveling position.

>>42386084
Sshhh, there there, Floorb

Mare on neetmare is lewd btw

>>42387556
Reminds me of djibouti's art. This is a good thing.

>>42388422
The hoodie adds so much, I don't know why.

>mfw reading this thread while a slowed version of "What is love by haddaway" is playing in the background
Fucking brutal

>>42388615
Link it

>>42388632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaAeMuumkqs

>>42387442
>not pictured: anon having to wash that hand with dish soap 30sec after this picture was taken

>>42389270
>Anon after he touches Floorb

>>42389586
Radiating with love.

>>42389586
Wanking it with your neetmare's stink on your hand tho......

>>42387844
Yep it's me djibouti lmao

Been procrastinating on this piece for a while, but im gonna finish it eventually.

https://files.catbox.moe/ayju6p.png

>>42390154
Damn her ponut is fat

>>42390154
BRO I love Donkey Kong Country!

>>42390154
It's already looking pretty good to me

>>42390154
God that's so good hnnnnggg

>>42390154
>"plug" it in
>remember you have to shake the controller constantly
>???
>profit

>>42390154
Love it

Tfw you're not your neetmare's toy to practice lewd stuff

Whoops

>>42390945
You're supposed to swallow it, not inhale it.

One of Floor's ramen secrets

>>42390040
Oh, cheers m8. You make quality stuff.

>>42390154
Very good.

>>42391479
Floorb that's illegal I'm calling the ramen police

>>42390945
Unf

>>42389586
>the grease is so thick it's actually low level irradiated

neet... neet mares...

>>42393008
Some Goldie appreciation, I see.

NEET bump

>>42390945
So cute she is trying to hard.

>>42393008
It's amazing we don't have some good yuri NEET greens, yet.
Guess the need for Anon to be in everything makes that hard.
Maybe some AnonmareXNEET greens?

Jesus is able to deal with anxiety if you persistently seek for Him to. He said if you ask anything in His name, He will do it.
Jesus is the only way to eternal life.

>>42393156
I think Goldie is the cutest neet desu