Thread 42352192

>>42352192 (OP)
Allah is a pig, go suicide bomb somewhere else sandwhore

>>42352212
This isn't Earth, retard. The shit of our world does not exist over there. Therefore you are a faggot for refusing to go with a beautiful mare.

>>42352192 (OP)
>getting to bang a 1001 arabian nights horse
It would love to find some witty thing to say, but I have genuinely developed a Middle East fetish from watching Sindbad as a kid.
Yeah, obviously I'd take that

>>42352192 (OP)
>arabs
>population crisis

>>42352212
christ is also a pig you stupid racist, in the bible he literally says you are not a child of god, only certain people are. There are even verses where he calls a non j woman who asked him for water a "dog" and that wasting water on non js is not worth. TALK ABOUT PONIES AND DON'T BRING YOUR RETARDED HATRED HERE

Celestia is literally in favour of all species being friends to ponies, have you not grasped a single moral message from the fucking show? Celestia and Twilight are pro inmigration and teaching friendship to other species.

>>42352238
>christ is also a pig you stupid racist
you're brown lol

>>42352212
>"Why is Allah a pig? What Allahs are you talking about?"
Turns out that ponies (equids in this case) don't believe in their own equivalents of human religions much and also Allah means God in Arabic.

>>42352192 (OP)
I'd eagerly mate with a Saddle Arabian amre.

But humans and equines aren’t sexually compatible.

>>42352388
Your mouth and ass are sexually compatible with nigger dicks though.

>>42352390
Ouch.

>>42352192 (OP)
And just why pray tell would I offer my seed to a sandnigger

>>42352192 (OP)
only if we live far away from saddle arania and you convert to my religion

>>42352212
>>42352238
I'm an atheist, so actually you're both right lol

>>42352388
In Equestria they are.

>>42352446
I think a bucket will be required

>>42352446
WHAT THE FRICK THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

>>42352454
jump and grab her hips, easier

>>42352446
Ok you convinced me.

>>42352446
Holy shit I kneel

>>42352454
If you believe Celestia is eye level with a 6’0 human then that mares size is fine, perfect even.

>>42352446
>Saar, you can't post that saar, I lose my job saar

>>42352446
Yeah, that's a breeding.

>>42352446
Absolute mad lad

>>42352192 (OP)
The answer is yes, obviously.. (A) She and Celestia are gorgeous and sexy. (B) I would get to help Equestria and Saddle Arabia. (C) Get to fill the world with more adorable ponies.

Celestia would need to cast a spell on my balls to produce semen compatible with pony genetics, though.

>>42352233
Arab pre-white man industrial revolution is actually rather scarcely populated. They only able to reach their number because the white man built them irrigation, water ways and power plants.

Which one /mlp/?

>>42353059
Boy, you're getting retarded.

>>42352383
Repeatedly. With gusto.
The idea of this is really quite plappable
>don't you mean palpable
You heard what i said

>>42352388
Checked but retarded

>>42353065
Celestia

>>42353065
YES

Was Derek Dupree the brown recluse CROWNS CROWNS CROWNS CROWNS

>>42353065
>>42353086
Celestia looks the best, but Luna looks like she's the most in need. I'll get around to all of them but look at Luna. Luna needs dick STAT!

I choose moonbutt

>>42353075
congrats on your transition, you're now a female with a dilating wound xister

>>42353099
The Saddle Arabians are critically endangered. Logically speaking we only see 3, two are delegates and one is a traveling merchant. Hell, we see more fucking hippogriffs, yaks, kirins, gryphons, donkeys and mules than Saddle Arabians. So the middle mare needs it more.

>>42352192 (OP)
Terrible idea. I would plap every mare in sight to the point they can't even stand. And all that plapping would produce no offspring, because you've got like twice the chromosomes I do. I can't make a single foal. Sure, you and your mares will love all the plapping, but it will be pointless outside of pleasure. And likely lead to population decline because mares are all satisfied when they should be seeking stallion cum.

I'm the kind of entity to insert into a population you want to see decline in number. You might want to think about what Celestia's real intentions are here.

>>42353102
>brain rot buzzwords
Fuck off.

>>42353127
Luna's tail is wrapped.
She's the only one winking.
Her jaw is dropped in desperation.

Plus HEART EYES!!

I'm not changing my answer. Luna needs dick STAT!!

You really need to update your software if you can't see a mare in need.

>>42353143
Everyone here at /mlp/ approves of your transition to the female sex, make sure to dilate your wound xister.

>>42353065
Luna would be my preference. Celestia second. Saddle Arabian mare third. But, everyone's got their own preferences.

>>42353146
>turns out the Arabians are like Panda, won't fuck to save their own species
They are dryer than the Sahara. Not my problem. I'm gonna put my dick where at least the pussy isn't dry.

>>42353158
I'm gonna get to all of them but I'm ordering in order of need. Luna needs dick right now. She's desperate. The other two are just flirting but seem content and can take or leave sex right now, but Luna is suffering.

So Luna is first.

Once Luna's smiling again I'll probably hit up the Arabian. Her case is very compelling and even if it's just a ruse to get dick, well she went through a lot of trouble to make it up.

Celestia looks the best but that's just all the more reason to save her for last.

If it's fuck kill marry? Fuck Luna. Kill Arabian (they dying out anyway) and marry Tia.

Shes a keeper.

>>42353186
She means it. The Saddle Arabians never unsheath a blade without drawing blood afterward.

>>42353236
Shit. I'm a >no hooves

>>42352192 (OP)
>marriage
Not falling for that scam.

>>42353065
Celestia then Luna then Saddle Arabian mare (forgor her name) the mn Celestia again

>>42352383
I’m okay with this,too.

>>42352192 (OP)
I’m actually biquine (bi for horses). Can we add this stud to the arrangement?

>>42354137
You will be beheaded for your faggotry Alunahamdulillah

>>42352393
>>42352390
>Black cocks on the brain

>>42352503
I could go a little larger.

>>42355240
Does too much moisture damage a penis?

>>42354137
>asked to help to solve a population crisis
>but what about banging the stallions
Pea sized brain response.

>>42355538
>get stallions hopelessly addicted to HMD
>tell them they must breed to get it

>>42355549
That's redundantly gay.

>>42356351
Yes but it could save Saddle Arabia

>>42352388
Oh we're very sexually compatible. Benis goes to bagina and all that. It might not produce any offspring but it'll feel darn good.
>>42352383
>human belly and thighs
That's not pony.

Mai Waifus.

>>42356721
SAAR

>>42356351
all ponies are bi by nature

>>42356721
plot twist: these ponies despise each other

>>42353186
jumpscared by my own fridge art

>>42354017
>How to let everyone know you're brown

Don’t want this thread to die just yet.

>>42357259
Post hand

>>42354017
>marriage
is only a scam in the west, in the middle east it's a sweet gig

>>42352192 (OP)
that's a horse

>>42352192 (OP)
Sigh. It's hot as balls there.

>>42352383
This pic needs a severe rear leg overhaul

>>42358114
>An arranged marriage with a horse
Good.

>>42358107
>Mares in veils
God that's cute.